/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13281650]

What are you drinking to relax before the big day tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.13281652]

>>13281650
>>13281650
diet mountain dew in a coffee cup with ice scraped from the inside of the freezer

[Anonymous No.13281655]

Miralax

[Anonymous No.13281674]

>>13281650
>Blended

[Anonymous No.13281677]

>>13281652
Sounds like poverty, I'm sorry friendo

[Anonymous No.13281694]

>>13281650
Mug vodka, just like every other day. Though I did save a valium from my last dentist appointment for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.13281749]

>>13281694
Lucky man.

[Anonymous No.13281767]

>>13281694
jealous of the valium I haven't been able to find a benzo in at least a year that would be quite a treat
>>13281650
Smirnoff and redbull being shipped but I might just drink what I have left to just close the book on what's been yet another lousy day.

[Anonymous No.13281795]

>>13281749
>lucky
Yeah, just avoid dental hygiene for 20 years and you too can have access to all sorts of fun pills.
>be told that a root canal is the worst thing in the world as a kid as a way to get me to brush
>don't brush
>be told that drinking vodka every day will prevent cavities
>drink vodka every day
>go in for my first check up in half a decade
>"you have 3 cavities and need a root canal
>go in for root canal
>it's terrible
>dentist comes back and tells me the rot is too deep for a crown and they need to take the entire tooth
>not much left to grab onto, so it comes out bit by bit over 2 hours
>...
>profit?
So yeah, it turns out a root canal isn't the worst thing in the world, but tomorrow might be close.

[Anonymous No.13281813]

trying this right now, cant tell if they added too much rum or if its just cheap rum

[Anonymous No.13281818]

>>13281650
Wake up
>Coffee

While waiting for people to come over
>nOS energy drink

When people start arriving but I don’t wanna get drunk yet and we’re watching the Detroit Lions lose
>Labbats or Oberon

After dinner when we start playing games
> Colonel Taylor, Basils or or Crown XO, usually drink my favorite go to good whiskey/bourbon on holidays.

[Anonymous No.13281819]

>>13281813
I got the same and have brought it before it's too much rum but it's better than the Evan Williams eggnog

[Anonymous No.13281825]

>>13281795
Yeah root canals are bad but not the worst

[Anonymous No.13281839]

>>13281795
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

[Anonymous No.13281854]

>>13281839
You don't get plaque on your teeth at all?

[Anonymous No.13281880]

>>13281650

Rolling Rock in a can (30 cans for $16.99), Bacardi neat and getting ready to smoke a bowl or two or three

pretty much my nightly routine

[Anonymous No.13282145]

>>13281650
I stopped drinking a few days ago. I hope I can get to sleep tonight. The withdrawal symptoms are mostly gone today except I'm tired as fuck because I've had terrible insomnia.

[Anonymous No.13282488]

[Anonymous No.13282518]

>>13281818
Anon, remember beer before liquor....

[Anonymous No.13282527]

Cheap vodka and those diet Aide packets they sell at Aldis

[Anonymous No.13282532]

>>13282527
Like takaa cheap? Why don't people drunk good vodka like kettle one

[Anonymous No.13282541]

>>13282532
That hour/drunk% ain't working for me daddy.

[Anonymous No.13282545]

>>13282541
I understand...at least I think I do. No judgement.

[Anonymous No.13282627]

>>13281839
okay friends let's not pretend that vodka is a fucking health food. hard liquor is poison and we all know it.

anyways, I was considering getting my dad a bottle of akashi ume plum whisky for christmas, anyone ever had it? He's a big 'novelty bottle' person who likes those mango infused vodkas and other meme spirits so I figure it'd be something new.

[Anonymous No.13282773]

>>13281650
certainly not that crap

[Anonymous No.13282808]

>>13282773
Why you gotta insult huh

[Anonymous No.13283087]

>>13282808
Why you gotta huh, hm

[Anonymous No.13283136]

[Anonymous No.13283166]

>>13281839
I'm 98% sure I've seen this pasta before

[Anonymous No.13283186]

>>13281650
I finished the whiskey but I have two more of these beers and I bought some wine and a 12 pack of beer so I should be good.

[Anonymous No.13283187]

>>13281650
found this for 70$ at costco in atlanta, its pretty good for blended scotch

[Anonymous No.13283196]

>>13281650
Nyquil so I can at least be somewhat functional tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.13283203]

Jameson and lemon kush

[Anonymous No.13283210]

>>13283187
How big are the bottles?

[Anonymous No.13283217]

>>13283210
have to be miniatures..

[Anonymous No.13283220]

>>13281655
underrated

[Anonymous No.13283229]

>>13283217
Definitely not 750's but is has to be bigger than 50ml. If those are pints that seems like a really good deal.

[Anonymous No.13283580]

Am I the only one up right now? Why are these threads so boring? Everyone just posts what they are drinking and then there is almost zero conversation beyond that.

[Anonymous No.13283591]

Got a huge as crock pot with mulled wine. Saving a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue for after dinner

[Anonymous No.13283936]

A shit ton of different stouts that I got just for the holiday. Saving eggnog for tomorrow but still have a full refrigerator full of different beer, mostly different stouts, blue moon for a friend & some gulden draak & st bernardus. Drinking some tea now & cleaning coffe pots & shit now because I woke up in the middle of the night & already have company over & don't feel like cleaning & shit when everyone wakes up in a few hrs

[Anonymous No.13283961]

>>13281655
Had to Google but kekd. Notice "very serious complications if mixed with alcohol" and kekd again at what that might be

[Anonymous No.13283975]

>>13282627
>He's a big 'novelty bottle' person who likes those mango infused vodkas and other meme spirits so I figure it'd be something new.
You mean "she's" and for your mom?

[Anonymous No.13284046]

>>13281650
Old fashioned with Wild Turkey 101
>>13281839
Has anyone ever tried making one of these sandwiches? Every time I read this I think it sounds bretty gud.

[Anonymous No.13284286]

>>13283210
these are 200ml

[Anonymous No.13284311]

>>13281650
Water, because I'm not an alcoholic who needs to get drunk a day before an actual event to "relax". I'll wait 'til the actual event and get drunk with everyone else like responsible adults do. Very few people have the willpower to stop destroying themselves once they've started going down that road of lonely drinking, and it's best to just avoid it altogether.

Smoke weed every day.

[Anonymous No.13284887]

Well I drink two bottles of wine a night so maybe three bottles of wine.

[Anonymous No.13284932]

>>13281650
This mixed with bottom shelf vodka. I'm looking forward to seeing my parents. And the sister who I'm co-hosting the meal with (kinda). But the rest of the family...I need this mixture to put up with them.

[Anonymous No.13284987]

>>13281818
Im 31 with a baby I'm not about to get sloshed

[Anonymous No.13285111]

>>13281650

[Anonymous No.13285210]

>>13284311
DUDE