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I hate turkey like you wouldn't fucking believe.

It's probably the worst poultry-based foods out there next to ducks and Big Bird. Turkey's dry, takes too long to cook, almost nobody knows how to make it, it makes you feel sleepy, the skin is somehow as bland as the rest of the meat (which is supposed to be impossible); turkey as a whole is just an awful food to eat. Those rotisserie chickens from Costco are a way better Thanksgiving meal than these fucking brain dead birds that are literally stupid enough to drown themselves in the rain.

>> No.13278212

>>13278199
>Turkey's dry
No, it's actually related to your third point:
>almost nobody knows how to make it
>takes too long to cook
Only if you cook the whole thing.
>it makes you feel sleepy
Old myth. It's not directly related to turkey but the massive amount of food people eat on thanksgiving.
>the skin is somehow as bland as the rest of the meat
Also related to your third point.

>> No.13278219

>>13278199
I don't believe this.

>> No.13278220

Obviously this is awful bait but I’m drunk so I’m going to respond to you anyway. 1. you have shit taste. 2. everyone knows how to cook a turkey you roasted in the oven. 3. turkey does not make you feel sleepy, what makes you feel sleepy is the sugar rush from all the carbs at Thanksgiving dinner, then the blood sugar crash an hour or so later.

Fuck off.

>> No.13278224

>>13278219
It's not butter and you're gonna have to live with it, son.

>> No.13278246

>>13278212
>It's not directly related to turkey
Yes it is because turkey contains tryptophan.

>> No.13278259

>>13278199
Huh?

>> No.13278274

>>13278199
Nigga, they eatin ass

>> No.13278277

>>13278246
Not enough to make a significant contribution.

>> No.13278317

>>13278199
Find someone who makes cajun turkey. That will change your view.

>> No.13278416

>>13278274
The ass is the best part. Better than the skin. :)

>> No.13278422

>>13278416
based Albert Fish poster

>> No.13278427

>>13278416
Parson's nose, sir. There are children reading these posts you know.

>> No.13278429

>>13278422
>How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of [sic] had I wished. She died a virgin.

>> No.13278454
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13278454

>>13278199
..... that's not an actual person right?

>> No.13278568

>>13278454
It was (and his name was Gary Coleman).

>> No.13278649

>>13278454
No it's very real. Leaked photo from a high class cannibal event.

>> No.13278748

>>13278454
Obviously not. If it were a real person they would have left the head on as it's the best part.

>> No.13278753

>>13278454
It's "art".

>> No.13278782

>>13278199
same here, dry and white bread like boring as bat shit.

>> No.13278791

nsfw image on a blue board dumbass

>> No.13278819

>>13278791
t. vegan

>> No.13278953

>>13278454
Have you really never eaten long pig? Peasant

>> No.13279000

>>13278219
it's bread

>> No.13279001

>>13278748
I thought they'd remove it cause eating brain gives kuru

>> No.13279002

>>13278199
Ducks taste better than turkey and chicken go get your tastebuds checked

>> No.13279003
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13279003

>>13278224

>> No.13279006

>>13278199
I agree. Most turkey is ass. Thin sliced coldcuts are really good though.

>> No.13279017
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13279017

Ham is superior Holiday feast meat. Prove me wrong
Protip: You can't

>> No.13279045

still better than chicken "riggies"

>> No.13279360

>>13278454
If you want a serious answer:
>it's actually one of the oldest memes on the internet

>> No.13279377

>>13279017
I'm a Jew, and I can't. Ham is fucking delicious.

>> No.13279401

I've never had turkey AMA

Also fuck you duck is literally the greatest
meat

>> No.13279561

>>13279006
This.

Although deep fried turkey is pretty based as well. Works for our Thanksgiving. All the men gather outside drinking beer while it cooks. Still not as good as chicken.

Best way to eat turkey is cold on a sandwich the next day.

>> No.13279589

>>13279360
>oldest meme
I don't know man. To me these are old old memes to me.
https://youtu.be/epjrWjo9ZMY
https://youtu.be/7SUiIF9VeUQ
https://youtu.be/0DPhtnhqX9s

I figured its either since avantgard shit or real. I've seen boiled baby fetuses on here so anything's possible.

>> No.13279598

>>13279589
Those aren't memes, they are just funny videos from a time long gone.

>> No.13279611

>>13279589
Forgot this one
https://youtu.be/Ak56u-5OFUY
>>13279598
Ok zoomer

>> No.13279622

>>13279611
>thinks any funny video is a meme
>call me a zoomer
You must be seriously retarded.

>> No.13279654
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13279654

>LOL OMG I HATE TURKEY SO MUCH YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IM SO CONTRARIAN WHOSE WITH ME BROS??? YO I HATE TURKEY UPVOTES ALL AROINF

>> No.13279711

>>13279622
So this isn't a meme
https://youtu.be/cBUHwyjETzc

>> No.13279754

>>13279589
The boiled fetuses were fake but the worst actual 100% real thing I've seen on this board was when a dude boiled his goldfish tank and ate what was in it as a soup. I still feel nauseous when I think about those pics.

>> No.13279759
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NOOOO WTF YOU CANT JUST HATE TURKEY

>> No.13280024

>>13279754
Screencap?

>> No.13280447

>>13279598
"Meme" (in the internet usage) wasn't a word until at least the Bush-Obama transitionary period. Back during the YTMND era, we used the word "fads" instead.

>> No.13280467

>>13278199
>dry
>skin is somehow as bland as the rest of the meat
>almost nobody knows how to make it
Oh look a fucking coincidence

>> No.13280475

Not related but does anyone know how to slaughter /kill a duck without doing a mess? I want to get a fresh duck but I would need to kill it myself in my shower or something

>> No.13280569

>>13280475
>slaughter /kill a duck without doing a mess

I've always shot them in the air with a shotgun.

>> No.13280601
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13280601

>>13278199
>Big Bird