/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13268574]

I goddamn hate this fucking obese American piece of shit so, so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.13268605]

>>13268574
Fuck you he's a saint

[Anonymous No.13268609]

>>13268574
Cayenne pepper is trash.

[Anonymous No.13268630]

>>13268574
Where did chef John touch you

[Anonymous No.13268641]

>>13268574
Cooking youtubers, even some of the annoying, misinformed ones, are at least encouraging people to pickup a lifeskill/hobby, that's more than you can say for most internet personalities.

[Anonymous No.13268644]

>>13268574
r e n t
f r e e

[Anonymous No.13268652]

>>13268574
Imagine the smell of his vinegary shits

[Anonymous No.13268653]

>>13268605
>>13268630
>>13268641
>>13268644
Fuck you, liberal soyholes. I am angry and need you to agree with me. FUCK KEK JOHN. He represents white genocide and hates Trump. For me, this is against 4chan virtue and should make us start a revolt. Let's get /pol/ and /r9k/ (the angriest losers on here) to group together to take down this clown
>>13268609
BASED AND REDPILLED, FUCK KEK JOHN AND SEXUALLY ACTIVE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.13268666]

>>13268653
Wow, you are even more cringe than an actual /pol/tard

[Anonymous No.13268671]

>>13268666
>t. male feminazi

[Anonymous No.13268693]

>>13268574
>cups
>what are those?!?
:S

[Anonymous No.13268698]

you are, after all, the [name that rhymes with tube] of your Youtube

[Anonymous No.13268769]

>>13268574
What happened? Did Chef John fail to hang a portrait of god emperor and genuflect to it at the start of each video?

[Anonymous No.13268835]

>>13268574
Chef John is cool. Makes me think not all americans are terrible cooks.

[Anonymous No.13268862]

>>13268574
After all, you are the giver of head, of your bad /ck/ thread.

[Anonymous No.13268863]

>>13268653
Holy shit, whats wrong with you? Do you have schizophrenia? Actually, never mind. You DEFINITELY have schizophrenia. Calm down, schizo.

[Anonymous No.13268907]

>>13268653
Dan is that you?

[Anonymous No.13268914]

>>13268574
I just hate the way he crumbles the food with his spoon. Don't pick it like it's a coal mine you nigger, you go in the dish with the side of your fork, lift a bite sized piece and just fucking eat.

[Anonymous No.13268917]

>>13268653
based discord tranny

[Anonymous No.13270297]

>>13268653
we aren't your army, cunt

[Anonymous No.13270368]

Just finished eating the turkish poached egg thing from his channel. Very nice, will probably make it a lot more.

[Anonymous No.13270898]

Based John can never be dabbed on.

[Anonymous No.13270910]

>>13268574
Shit bait

[Anonymous No.13270976]

>>13268574
After all, you are the Don Most of your very own shitpost.

[Anonymous No.13271235]

>>13268574
I'm sick of your constant hate-filled bitching you Antifa piece of shit. You're the only stupid fucking idiot here you miserable alt-left fascist bigot. It's your kind who bitterly cling, CLING, to hate with your divisive SJW hypocrisy and openly lie, steal, cheat, and brag about threats and violence because MUH ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS.

The fact you posted >>13268653 proves you mouth-breathing degenerates can't argue policy. The only thing you pretentious lazy-minded hypocrites, pseudo-intellectual idiots, and lying sleaze deserve is to have the self-entitled angry bitch forcefully beaten out of you until you stop your vacuous bitching and learn some manners and respect.

If your country was worth a shit, you'd be bragging about it rather than constantly bitching WAAAAAHHHH I HATE AMERICA. You've obviously got nothing to be proud of, and you can't defend your assbackward ideology with logic or common sense, which is why you're constantly sour and miserable like all socialists.

[Anonymous No.13271707]

>>13271235
cope

[Anonymous No.13271768]

>>13268574

Guess you'd rather be "In the Kitchen With David," nod nod wink wink.

it's okay to be gay

[Anonymous No.13271799]

>>13268653
Based. Im down.

[Anonymous No.13271813]

he calls rigitoni pasta "riggies". This manchild deserves the hate.

[Anonymous No.13271829]

>>13271813

agree totally

[Anonymous No.13271838]

>I goddamn hate this fucking obese American piece of shit so, so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.13271852]

ITT: mad third-worlders

[Anonymous No.13272221]

>>13271235

Based

[Anonymous No.13272279]

>>13268574
Hellllooooooo this is CHEEFF JHON froooom FOOdwhishesDOTCOM and today We ARE FINGERING MY BUTTHooole
This is a simple recipe. Only two ingridients first one is spit and the other one is a surprise in saving do later, now as you see i start by prepping my asshole, dont to all in, thats a begginers mistake. You want to start with your thumb Just try practicing a scrapping motion.
You have to make sure to thoroughly clean your ass first, i assumed i didnt because i had dhiarrea before and you can see the mess i made all over the kitchen. Now once you are done with your thumb, you remeber i Said there was a secret ingridient? Well you want to add a pinch of cayenne, Just a Little bit, dont go crazy, you want a Little bit of spize trust me it will blow your mind once you introduce your whole fist

[Anonymous No.13272412]

>>13271838

[Anonymous No.13272435]

>>13268641
for me, its shotgun red

[Anonymous No.13272599]

>>13272279
Ive tried this recipe before

[Anonymous No.13272731]

>>13268574
You're the Jean Benet of your /ck/

[Anonymous No.13272792]

>>13268605
fpbp

[Anonymous No.13273640]

>>13268574
then don't watch him, idiot

[Anonymous No.13273644]

>>13268605
>>13272792
he's actually kind of a douche, when you look at how he responds to comments on his videos and his site.
still my favorite cooking youtuber though.

[Anonymous No.13275494]

>>13268609
t. Tastelet

[Anonymous No.13275549]

>>13272279
kek

[Anonymous No.13276092]

>>13272279
Legitimately laughed reading this. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.13276667]

>>13272279
you are after all the charles de gaulle
of fingering your asshole

[Anonymous No.13277170]

>>13272731
>so take a stand, you are the Lawrence Ferlinghetti of your just made spaghetti