/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Nov 22 18:53:19 2019 No.13255546 [DELETED]

LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 18:55:28 2019 No.13255552 >>13255546 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 18:56:07 2019 No.13255556 >>13255546 i don't get it

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 18:56:44 2019 No.13255561 Canadians are gay.

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:00:41 2019 No.13255578
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>>13255561
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the RCMP, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Nova Scotia trailer trash, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Canadian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Canada and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Canadian Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:00:45 2019 No.13255579

>>13255556
American pizza has pools of oil and grease on the surface so they have to put that thing to prevent the cardboard touching the upper lid and soaking it in oily shit.

The pun is that they put 3 chairs to mimick a miniature table and seats.

This post should add 2-3 IQ points to (you).

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:01:50 2019 No.13255584 File: 16 KB, 225x225, pizzatable.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255546 I lent the chairs to my neighbor and he never returned them. Still has my chainsaw, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:02:07 2019 No.13255588 >>13255579 OOOOOOOHHHHHH....i still don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:03:06 2019 No.13255590 >>13255579 Wait, are you not aware that cheese and meat contain fat by their very nature? What do you think it's made of?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:03:27 2019 No.13255594 >>13255578 I still enjoy this pasta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:06:38 2019 No.13255605 File: 2.33 MB, 1320x742, 1570923078653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255546

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:06:43 2019 No.13255607 ITT: third-worlders obsessing about Americans. Again.

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:07:29 2019 No.13255609
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>>13255590
American pizza has a lot of these, the rest of the world doesn’t have similar pizza unless it’s American style.

Pic related was my dinner, you can see it fame without that “table” and it has cheese as well as sausage.

There’s only some olive oil and water from mozzarella. No grease

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:09:08 2019 No.13255617 >>13255607 Go Eated Your Monkey Face Soup Cletos

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:20:21 2019 No.13255663

>>13255609
>my dinner
Lol holy fuck you're just eating a pizza? How often do you actually have pizza?
BTW just because you try to create nomenclature doesn't mean there's a difference between the fats in your cheese and meat and the fats in American cheese and meat. I'm guessing the ingredients for your dinner are actually American. Saying 'grease' doesn't invoke some magic spell. Cheese and meat contain fat and oil that is rendered when cooked. You can see it on your very picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:20:22 2019 No.13255664 >>13255552 SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:23:31 2019 No.13255678 >>13255579 You do know that cardboard touching the top of a pizza also tears off all the cheese right? A good local pie isn't nearly as greasy as your social conditioning suggests.

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:29:14 2019 No.13255705

>>13255678
>imagine buying bulks of Chinese pizza cardboard boxes that need reinforcement

The funny thing is that in your country pizza is delivered using cars while here in Europe ponies use scooters and zip thought the city and nothing ever happens to the pizza inside.

Also don’t forget to tip

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:30:26 2019 No.13255712 >>13255664 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:31:39 2019 No.13255717 >>13255712 also this

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:33:08 2019 No.13255725 >>13255705 You don't even use sauce half the time, so I'm sure you have some more structural integrity at the cost of, y'know, quality, taste, being an actual pizza and not a gay calzone, et cetera.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:34:12 2019 No.13255731 >>13255678 My local pies are hella greasy. Less from the dough, like chain pizzas, and more from the cheese and pepperoni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:38:22 2019 No.13255759 >>13255727 Anime girl feet is my favorite za topping

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:39:21 2019 No.13255763 >>13255609 If you have a sausage pizza that produces no grease, you don't have a sausage pizza. I bet you pat your pizza with a napkin faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:39:26 2019 No.13255764 >>13255725 >trust me I know what I’m talking about Ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 19:55:39 2019 No.13255839 >>13255579 Is this true? I know Americans are fat, but surely they wouldn't eat something that's 50% fat and grease.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:00:19 2019 No.13255862 File: 274 KB, 1300x1065, 8CC59AF9-690E-4EE3-94BB-6D067A2085C2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255839 This is so representative it became a stock picture

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:04:11 2019 No.13255885 obligatory https://youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:21:23 2019 No.13255962 >>13255609 I hate american pizza that isn't new york style what the absolute fuck is that pizzashit

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:25:22 2019 No.13255976 File: 39 KB, 540x540, 1572345117929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255605

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:25:41 2019 No.13255978 yay more throwaway plastic

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:29:57 2019 No.13255991 I remember when those tables were invented in the mid 80s. Furniture for action figures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:30:53 2019 No.13255993 >>13255546 >>13255605 Thats fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:33:29 2019 No.13256011 >>13255885 That is, hands down, the most faggot thing I have ever seen. If you do this, please learn to tie a knoose knot and use it.

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:34:17 2019 No.13256015
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>>13255579
>>13255609
>>13255705
>>13255839
>>13255862
>NOOOO, YOU CANT EAT FOOD THAT TASTES GOOD!!! YOU JAVE TO DRINK SOYLENT LIKE US CULTURED EUROPOORS!!! STOP BEING RICH AMERICANS! STOP HAVING AFFORDABLE MEAT!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:35:05 2019 No.13256019 >>13255584 real life boomer problems

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:35:46 2019 No.13256023 >>13256011 Ah it's an inside joke. I bit, sorry blokes. Yall are a sad lot really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:38:02 2019 No.13256031 >>13255862 What the fuck, that is disgusting. How can people eat this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:39:17 2019 No.13256037 >>13255609 That's not pizza. That's a flatbread with cheese and kale or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:40:32 2019 No.13256044 File: 9 KB, 231x218, B22398B0-F97A-4485-9617-BEDA15C761AE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ah it's an inside joke. I bit, sorry blokes. Yall are a sad lot really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:42:20 2019 No.13256056 >>13255609 Look at that shiny grease. Fucking disgusting

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:42:25 2019 No.13256057
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>>13255546

My Aunt lives in Illinois and she makes the best 'go 'za I have ever had. She puts the pizza table and chairs into the 'za and the lucky one who gets them (need the full set) would get an open mouth kiss from her. She was fucking hot so it was okay. Sometimes she would touch my willy even if you didn't get the pizza furniture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:42:38 2019 No.13256059 >>13255609 Europeans are such wimpy little fags, holy shit. No wonder you're all obsessed. Reply to me and prove me right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 20:44:58 2019 No.13256074 >>13255594 it makes happy that after all these years all versions still say gorilla warfare

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:15:35 2019 No.13256202 >>13256059 Tbhfam all the world thinks you are jackass, you can't be sure where he's from

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:16:32 2019 No.13256206 >>13255546 What a waste of plastic. I hate Americans so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:19:58 2019 No.13256225 File: 60 KB, 450x370, americans.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256015 Americans barely even eat meat. Their pizza is made with soybean oil which is why it is so greasy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:21:13 2019 No.13256228 >>13256206 >posts on American board >cries about Americans It's your own fucking fault, faggot. Find a new oneitis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:23:04 2019 No.13256236 >>13256225 And yet they put a man on the moon. I'll give you pizza for that, euaronigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:25:00 2019 No.13256243 >>13256236 >and yet they staged a man landing on the moon Fixed

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:30:32 2019 No.13256270 >>13255727 Wouldn't the hot glue residue on the figure ruin the pizza?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:31:55 2019 No.13256279 >>13256243 OK that's fine, you should go to /x. We could wipe you turds from the earth in less than 3 minutes. Think about that. We'd still give you credit for the pasta though.

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:33:03 2019 No.13256289

>>13255663
>I'm guessing the ingredients for your dinner are actually American

Rapini and sausage is one of the most common white pizza combination in Italy, I would bet it's italian.
Even the dough makes me think that

>>13256037
That's how a white pizza should looks like dum dum.

That's not kale on top but rapini, one of the best thing on Earth, especially with sausage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:37:14 2019 No.13256306 >>13256279 Enjoy this https://youtu.be/KpuKu3F0BvY

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:40:48 2019 No.13256323 >>13256306 LOL thanks.Your 3rd world nation will fall first as an example. If the real superpowers ever go to war, you guys will be glass. Sucks to be you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:45:17 2019 No.13256340 >>13256015 Enjoy your heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:48:05 2019 No.13256347 >>13256306 Wow. I thought there was homosexuality in this thread. Here is proof.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:49:32 2019 No.13256351 >>13256323 >>13256347 >t. butthurt D&C kikes So they’re not only on /pol/

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:50:47 2019 No.13256357 >>13256323 o am I laffin -- fellow amerifats please clap

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 21:56:49 2019 No.13256376 >>13256357 Amerifats kick your ass daily. Are you Russian? Cali Liberal? We will kick your ass. Learn to live with it sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:02:01 2019 No.13256394 >>13255546 Any of you leftist faggots wanna talk this pizza?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:03:22 2019 No.13256398 >>13256394 I didn't think so. Go hug your boyfriend and get off the food board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:27:34 2019 No.13256502 >>13255862 thanks I'm hungry for pizza now t. American

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:34:59 2019 No.13256536 >>13256502 I'm hungry for American pizza specifically now. And you can't even fucking get that here. Fuck Europe. I hate that American pizza tastes so much better than Italian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 22:37:35 2019 No.13256549 File: 95 KB, 653x490, 1532291876098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256057 My grandma used to flip me off when nobody was looking. Nobody believed me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:29:58 2019 No.13256722 >>13255561 I am Canadian . . I guess i am gay . . . you might be on to something. Never done my husband in the butt though . . . that is gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:42:14 2019 No.13256770 >>13256549 At least she did not diddle ya when no one was looking. you should of pissed your self Evey time you sat on her furniture " sorry Grandma . . . I am just a kid I cant help it" :)

Anonymous Fri Nov 22 23:45:35 2019 No.13256777
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>>13255546
>tfw 6 years old
>tfw parents get you and little bro pizza and wings
>think about how the white thing on the pizza looks like a little table
>tfw they set up a little table in the living room
>tfw watching toy story 2 and eating delicious food with your bro
>literally not a single worry in the world
>tfw life will never be that good again

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 00:25:50 2019 No.13256930 >>13256777 Checked

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 00:30:24 2019 No.13256952 >>13255561 well i certainly am but i married an American so where does this leave us

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 00:32:09 2019 No.13256959 >>13256952 You guys have those in Canada?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 00:33:56 2019 No.13256970 >>13256959 nah i had to drag him up from Chicago

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:22:40 2019 No.13257380 File: 119 KB, 1280x960, 1568516155357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255705 >ponies use scooters eurofaggots never cease to astonish

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:24:30 2019 No.13257384 File: 642 KB, 1024x768, neapolitana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255862 >oh nooo it's so grease >i'd rather eat this OTHER pool of grease all good pizza is greasy, negro di merda

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 03:26:25 2019 No.13257388 >>13255546 do you guys see the pieces are cgid on

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 04:23:30 2019 No.13257491 >>13255546 I haven't seen a pizza with that little plastic thing in over a decade.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 04:27:29 2019 No.13257498 >>13255605 slow clap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 04:32:12 2019 No.13257503 >>13256202 Have sex bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 06:36:00 2019 No.13257736 File: 1.49 MB, 480x360, 1522723550101.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255605 well played

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 07:07:53 2019 No.13257774 >>13255579 >>13255609 A good pizza is finished with a drizzle of olive oil

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 08:42:55 2019 No.13258007 >>13257774 Said no chef ever.

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:11:49 2019 No.13258103

>>13258001
Any nonwhite who has spent any amount of time outside cities would have known this was a completely avoidable incident. Don't go to white people places unless you're the only melanin person in a crowd of other white people. Especially don't go to white people places with multiple non-white family or friends and expect not to be treated like a criminal, no matter how well dressed you are, or how "clean and articulate" you may act. Always stick to either ethnic joints or, if white people restaurants, only go to ones that cater to and expect a diverse international crowd (think "The Modern" and not "Topping Rose House"). Above all, lower your expectations, and limit special event type stuff to places you've been to a million times and where the staff knows you. Otherwise you're just asking for the event to be ruined by a wh-te employee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:16:05 2019 No.13258119 >>13258103 kek. Fresh pasta over here. >>13258001 >non whites dont drink white people drinks no shit sherlock

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:18:39 2019 No.13258130 >>13255578 >>13255594 Classic, like carbonara

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:27:12 2019 No.13258151 >>13255605 YAAASSS

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:30:04 2019 No.13258161 >>13257384 I don’t see any grease

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 09:51:25 2019 No.13258219 >>13255556 Accommodation for 5'9 males

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:31:45 2019 No.13258337 >>13258001 when they stop being responsible for 50% of the violent crime they'll stop being profiled

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:45:31 2019 No.13258395 >>13258337 >1% of the 13% blacks are responsible for the crimes >every black is a criminal Good goy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 10:52:30 2019 No.13258430 File: 10 KB, 600x694, FC99ACDA-3B97-431C-A459-F5D93D85CDD3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13258395 >a racist is a good goy Seriously you need to fuck off back to your reddit shithole asap

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:17:11 2019 No.13258541 >>13256202 Lol but what are you gonna do about it, bitch? Cry more on an imageboard that isn't your native language? That's what i thought, sit the fuck down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:24:12 2019 No.13258575 >>13256270 The hot glue actually has a higher cheese characteristic than the stuff Americans use as cheese on pizza

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:29:32 2019 No.13258600

>>13258395
>People with a visible characteristic have a drastically higher likelihood of committing crimes
>I am wrong for trying to protect my livelihood using this information
Clearly you have never been in a position where anything you were in charge of had loss or damage from a minority. It's the same thing as with communism; it sounds a good game
and virtuous, until you are actually responsible for things in the real world

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:31:08 2019 No.13258602 >>13258430 Divide and conquer, lad. Falling for it is the ultimate bluepill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:31:14 2019 No.13258603 >>13258541 >Cry more on an imageboard that isn't your native language? The one that looks like he's angrily crying is you senpai. I was just stating that you are considered buffoons by the entire world, don't take it so personally

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:32:15 2019 No.13258609 File: 134 KB, 600x800, Drusus_the_elder_bust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255546 >oh that"s cute and funny, what's going on in this thr... >>13258395 >>1% of the 13% blacks are responsible for the crimes

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 11:34:27 2019 No.13258624 >>13255546 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 12:37:39 2019 No.13258914 >>13258603 You're not crying but you also have to come onto our sites and remind us that you think we're dumb while we continue to dominate the entire world. Thanks for the update, you limp twisted little queer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 12:42:17 2019 No.13258932 >>13255579 >>13255609 >>13255862 American pizza is greasy because of the low-quality cheese they have.

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 12:51:26 2019 No.13258966
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>>13258914
Dude, you are so butt blasted you can't even follow a discussion.

> while we continue to dominate the entire world.
You can't even stop some lazy coyotes invading you country, keep dreaming.

In case you'll be serious, we can just build some stairs to keep you out

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 12:54:30 2019 No.13258983

>>13258966
>follow a discussion
"Do Americans really" isn't a discussion, it's typical 3rd world fag cope.
Name your cunt so I can laugh at you.
The fact that you are scared to even bring that up tells me everything I need to know.
Stay seething and we'll stay rent free. Sound fair?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 12:59:09 2019 No.13258996 >>13258983 >scared I live in Monaco.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 13:00:12 2019 No.13259002 >>13258983 >Name your cunt Do Americans really?

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 13:02:16 2019 No.13259006
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>>13258983
>"Do Americans really" isn't a discussion,
You *are* this butt blasted burgerboo

>Name your cunt so I can laugh at you.
That's *exactly* what a was trying to say. To the original poster.

You can't name my country because all the world thinks you are pathetic clowns.

You can't be really this stupid, it must be the hfcs or genetics

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 13:02:44 2019 No.13259007 >>13258602 Any time you want to stop shitting on white gentiles I'll believe you want people united, kike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 13:26:06 2019 No.13259099 >>13258600 >as I sit here typing from my mom's basement in the white suburbs

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 13:34:42 2019 No.13259123 >>13255609 On behalf of the rest of Europe this guy is a fag.

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 14:04:17 2019 No.13259242

>>13259006
I'm not trying to name your country. I find it amusing that you don't want to be subjected to any bantz while all you can really muster up is "you're fat and mad lol."
If you weren't jelly, fags like you wouldn't make these stupid threads on completely unrelated boards. Obsessed. Have sex, /int/cel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 14:15:48 2019 No.13259289 >>13259242 You sound fat

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 14:23:30 2019 No.13259319 File: 5 KB, 247x204, thonk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a pizza eating chairs and a table lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 14:50:13 2019 No.13259469 >>13255978 Fuck off zoomer

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 14:55:57 2019 No.13259494 >>13258103 >Especially don't go to white people places with multiple non-white family or friends and expect not to be treated like a criminal, no matter how well dressed you are, or how "clean and articulate" you may act. You're full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:12:25 2019 No.13259557 >>13258914 >while we continue to dominate the entire world americans re the living embodiment of the notion that you can lie to yourself until you believe it

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:14:25 2019 No.13259568 File: 345 KB, 2754x1853, American Food Day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13257384 >americans are so fat that when they see a wet texture, e.g. tomato, they immediately assume the sheen is grease

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:17:21 2019 No.13259583 >>13255885 I miss ulillillia

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:22:26 2019 No.13259610 >>13259557 Look up the best universities, research institutions, hospitals and fortune 500 companies. Try not to get too irrationally angry at facts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:26:56 2019 No.13259628 >>13259494 Ok boomer

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:30:13 2019 No.13259644

>>13259610
>"best" universities, research institutions
literally exclusively a product of reputation and marketing, i.e. lying to yourself
>hospitals
LMAO
>fortune 500 companies
>believing those companies belong to america and not the other way around
I would feel sorry for america if it weren't for the fact that you're taking us all down with you anyways

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:33:21 2019 No.13259665 >>13255579 >All american pizza is greasy Stay uninformed you cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:40:24 2019 No.13259713 >>13258395 >1% of the 13% blacks [citation needed]

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:41:30 2019 No.13259726

>>13259242
So instead of justify your clowness you want samthing from me to talk shit about it? How fat are you?
>>13259610
>Look up the best universities,
Now I know you are trolling. The whole world make fun of American education for some reason.
Gosh, me and other colleagues went to MIT and we were astonished on how low the average level were, and it is ranked one of the top uni in the world.
That's why big companies in America prefer to hire foreigners and even STEM universities have preference in hiring professors from other countries

> Hospital
Nah, you have 3rd world health system

> Big companies
The only one that we can agree on

I'm not replying to you anymore, I'm sure you are troll from Europe or asia

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 15:45:46 2019 No.13259757 >>13255546 lol

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:02:27 2019 No.13259869

>>13259644
>literally exclusively a product of reputation
There are literal metrics for scientific impact calculated based on publications, you uneducated fool.

>LMAO
Yes. The Cleveland Clinic, Mayo Clinic and Mass General shit all over your country's hospitals.
>>13259726
>Gosh, me and other colleagues went to MIT and we were astonished on how low the average level were, and it is ranked one of the top uni in the world.
Now this is some serious fucking cope. No one is going to believe your stories when they can easily check publications, actual impact, and where all the Nobel Laureates gather.

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:06:39 2019 No.13259902

>>13259869
Ohioan here.
Can confirm the Cleveland clinic is honestly the only good thing here, but it's fucking top. We get foreign diplomats come here all the time just to go to our hospital. A few years ago I cut off a decent chunk of my finger on a meat slicer like a dumbass, and it took them only 10 minutes or so to get me sorted out.

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:24:12 2019 No.13260013
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>>13256228
>>13256279
>>13256323
>>13256376
>american gets mega butthurt over banter on any topic (in this case food)
>responds with muh moon landing muh army
why does this happen every. single. time. lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:25:14 2019 No.13260018 >>13259289 >>13259557 Lol the seethe >y-you're fat Cool and we have a military base in your backyard you cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:27:51 2019 No.13260034 >>13260013 It's not banter if you get BTFO'd and then mass reply with meme faces because you're totally not mad

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:30:12 2019 No.13260046 >>13260034 you're still at this 19 hours later? you must be setting some record for longest running continuous assmad lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:31:36 2019 No.13260053 >>13260018 lol classic america

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:38:32 2019 No.13260096 >>13260046 >>13260053 So are you pussies going to address >>13259869 or what lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:40:10 2019 No.13260109 >>13260096 address it? hell i'm not even going to read it. good night friendo

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 16:42:17 2019 No.13260128 >>13260109 >address it? >I'm going to close the thread and remain BTFO Thought so

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:09:06 2019 No.13260278

>>13259726
>The whole world make fun of American education for some reason.
>Gosh, me and other colleagues went to MIT and we were astonished on how low the average level were, and it is ranked one of the top uni in the world
Yeah, you certainly sound like someone educated enough to be judging the credentials of MIT.
>I'm not replying to you anymore
Yeah and I'm sure we won't see ya seething ass again next thread. Toodles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:13:14 2019 No.13260300 >>13255605 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:15:12 2019 No.13260307 File: 38 KB, 522x309, 81PjwBlK-4L._SX522_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok boys, my mom is going out of town this wee, and I'm gonna order some pizza while she's gone. What kind should I get?

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:25:24 2019 No.13260356

>>13260278
>Yeah, you certainly sound like someone educated enough to be judging the credentials of MIT.
It suffice to be in an european school,
they are self aware of their level.
I'm educate enough in math and engineering to graduated in the best engineering universities of my country, which it means something since it is in Europe and not in burgerland.

If you don't trust me ask any other student in Europe. Clowns

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:28:37 2019 No.13260376 File: 228 KB, 370x278, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13260128 it's the only way to live

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:38:00 2019 No.13260411 anyone feeling generous ' anon syrup at gmail

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:42:42 2019 No.13260429 Test

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:52:47 2019 No.13260466

>>13260356
Yes, I'm sure "they" are, mysterious stranger with the exact same formatting and translation errors as the poster I replied to.
How about this?
Stop LARPing
Stop replying
And stay BTFO
No one cares about your anecdotes when you can look up any objective metric and the top US universities will shit all over whatever Dirt Farmer university that you're shilling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:55:02 2019 No.13260473 >>13256228 >American board Check again, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 17:59:45 2019 No.13260488 >>13257384 Based oily Italian pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:01:06 2019 No.13260494 >>13260473 >created by an American for Americans means it's not American OK. And 2ch is an American board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:02:02 2019 No.13260496 >>13260307 One of those ice cream pizzas

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:02:32 2019 No.13260499 >>13260473 The internet belongs to americans, you should really be grateful, no one has ever been such a huge bitch and continually invited to play at someone else’s house

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:10:07 2019 No.13260539 >>13260466 >Yes, I'm sure "they" are, mysterious stranger with the exact same formatting and translation errors as the No you idiot, ask people in real life. You know people in real life, do you?

Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:13:45 2019 No.13260555

>>13260539
Stop changing the subject.
Most normal people aren't smart.
I think you of all people would have the humility to realize that.
Of course if you ask anyone in some Slavshit hellhole where digging wells is the crowning achievement of human civilization, they'll say Dirt Farmer U.
Or we could do this objectively:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_by_university_affiliation#Summary_of_results
Keep on replying to me. You're only embarrassing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:39:32 2019 No.13260665 File: 75 KB, 500x330, puking cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13255609

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:50:27 2019 No.13260703 >>13259583 My favorite floor monkey

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:52:41 2019 No.13260709 >>13260018 >Spending more on military than on the entire rest of government combined.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:54:24 2019 No.13260716 >>13260307 P-pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 18:59:54 2019 No.13260735 File: 2.38 MB, 249x184, 1540310130498.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13256243

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:05:17 2019 No.13260764 >>13256243 I have never seen so much European cope in one thread. How do you fags KEEP bringing us up, get destroyed, and then do it again like it's going to go any differently in the next thread? Sheer autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:17:09 2019 No.13260826 >>13260709 You gotta pay to play, but as someone not even on the board, how would you know that

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 19:34:28 2019 No.13260929 This was supposed to be a fun thread, why must you first worlders ruin everything with your cock measuring bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:02:33 2019 No.13261071 >>13260764 Did you watch the documentary that BTFO your superiority complex?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:04:56 2019 No.13261079 >>13255978 Eat shit Greta!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:09:25 2019 No.13261098 >>13260764 lmfao at this salty mutt. go eat some plastic cheese and vomit chocolate

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:09:25 2019 No.13261099 >>13261071 Yeah, let me watch yet another 4 hour tinfoil documentary by some Italian cocksucker where they quibble about lighting and grainy photos from the '60's because you're mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:10:48 2019 No.13261103 >>13261098 The only thing salty are my nuts that you can't seem to stop slurping on to save your life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 23 20:11:15 2019 No.13261105 >>13260716 No, that's booring.

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