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>one ingredient per post
>state quantity and how to use

>> No.13252943
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13252943

>the biggest goddamn lotus root you can get your hands on
>put the whole thing in

>> No.13252958

1 braised beef, lightly blanch the top

>> No.13252967

1kg frumunda cheese, grated in

>> No.13252986

6kg raw bell peppers.

>> No.13252989

>>13252940
the entire contents of that guy who used to post his cum collection on /b/ every week. so like 10 liters of stale cum.

>> No.13252990

>>13252943
What the hell does that taste like?

That said, 10 Kg of shiitake mushrooms, fresh ones.

>> No.13252998
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fridgebro's fridge

>> No.13252999

Fifteen whole nutmegs, grated.

>> No.13253012

500g Indian Brown Spice. Freshly excreted.

>> No.13253015 [DELETED] 

peepee

>> No.13253020 [DELETED] 

poopoo

>> No.13253023

>>13252990
Crunchy fries

>> No.13253043
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>>13252940
ADOLF HITLERS Cherry Tomatoes

Cut into 4 equal parts and HAIL HITLER!

>> No.13253049

Salt to taste

>> No.13253050

5 x Old English 800 42oz Malt Liquor (now with 2 extra ounces FREE!)

Bring to a rolling boil until liquid has reduced considerably then simmer for 12 hours.

>> No.13253056

one can of WD40

microwave for 5 minutes and add to pot

>> No.13253097
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13253097

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!
(with or without nuts)

>> No.13253112

2 cups chopped SAGE

>> No.13253122

Definitely do not add peepee. Never, ever add poopoo. Just sayin'. Stone soup is srs bzns on /ck/.

>> No.13253128

>>13252940
Two cans of Campbell's clam chowder.
Bonapa teet

>> No.13253132

1 kg Sugar used for glaze

>> No.13253171

80L of bull cum reduced to a demi glacé

>> No.13253184

5 large tubs of vegetable shortening

>> No.13253211

2lb black pudding, chop up and throw in to stew at the beginning: makes the stock rich and nutritious.

>> No.13253216

One block of Limburger cheese

>> No.13253269

1 tablespooon of finely grained pink himalayan salt

>> No.13253285

TWO bay leaves.

>> No.13253286

no name brand iced tea powder

>> No.13253296

Beef bones. How many?
All of the ones inside one (1) cow.

>> No.13253403

Two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. Just toss it in.

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13253480

One medium sized onion finely chopped. Sweat.
Ebin broot.

>> No.13253484

One bottle of cheap Imodium tablets ground into a fine powder

>> No.13253494
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13253494

1 this post raw

>> No.13253515

1 piece of my shattered heart knowing she's in bed next to someone else

>> No.13253519
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Just gonna dump some meat in the soup bro

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>> No.13253615

>>13253519
DIS NIGGA EATING BEANS!

>> No.13253625

Salt to taste

>> No.13254080

>>13253609
saved

>> No.13254118

>>13253609
I am honoured to have contributed to such a recipe. Here's hoping that the 2lb black pudding takes the edge off the 10 litres of cum.

>> No.13254141

>>13252989
Was it ever weekly? I only ever thought of it as an annual thing.

>> No.13254184

>>13252940
Whole pepper kernals

>> No.13254259

>>13252940
One bottle of Newcastle brown ale.

>> No.13254292

>>13252940
hand-full of milk added at the end

>> No.13255541

>>13254141
oh my bad, it was every christmas. idk why i said weekly.

>> No.13255818
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One water tower of water as a base

>> No.13256911

Huh. thought the thread would be dead after posting this >>13253609 and going to sleep

>> No.13256921

Cyanide
:^)

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