/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13244475]

It's finally up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV3p2P7jA2A

[Anonymous No.13244492]

>>13244475
lol they actually blurred her nipples

[Anonymous No.13244531]

>>13244492
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.13244553]

>>13244475
That korean wrestler amazon woman kinda turns me on tbqh

[Anonymous No.13244566]

>>13244475
For me, it's still Claire

[Anonymous No.13244609]

>>13244566
>not claire's mom
you need help

[Anonymous No.13244621]

>>13244609
Claire looks like she is Claire's mom

[Anonymous No.13244624]

>>13244621
fucking kekkest

[Anonymous No.13244711]

>>13244475
We want more sumac

[Anonymous No.13244722]

>>13244711
>forarm

[Anonymous No.13244724]

>>13244711
Brad looks so much better with just some stubble instead of a beard

[Anonymous No.13244742]

>>13244621

[Anonymous No.13244744]

>>13244475
>>13244492
Obvious samefag shill. Those titties are sad btw

[Anonymous No.13244748]

>Kwa-Hogs
DROPPED

[Anonymous No.13244751]

>>13244742
Claire has real terrible taste in Aprons

[Anonymous No.13244762]

>>13244751
You don't like the medieval sack look?

[Anonymous No.13244770]

>>13244742
Jeez, she looks like an overly moisturized 70 year old.

[Anonymous No.13244782]

>>13244751
Even the pink shirt looks like she should be living in an Amish community.

[Anonymous No.13244789]

>>13244751
>>13244782

You're both talking about Molly here desu.

[Anonymous No.13244867]

>>13244553
She looks so weird. She's big, but not fat and has really small tits.

[Anonymous No.13244881]

>>13244867
Christine used to be Chris before being forced to transition to better fit in with the "culturally diverse" Bon appetit test kitchen

[Anonymous No.13244885]

shh shhh easy

[Anonymous No.13244902]

As a gentile is it OK to watch this show? Should I say the Kol Nidre first?

[Anonymous No.13244929]

>>13244711
They tried to hide Brad about to tear Andy a new asshole, but it was clearly too difficult. The cut from him acting all cynical and confrontational to the fine with it attitude was too obvious.

[Anonymous No.13244932]

>>13244881
I dunno, she doesn't look like a tranny either. You know how fat people say they have "big bones"? She looks like she actually has big bones.

[Anonymous No.13245050]

>>13244475
>>13244492
>didn't blur Christina's nips
intredasting

[Anonymous No.13245082]

>>13245050
Yeah but she's ugly so no one cares

[Anonymous No.13245109]

>>13245050
Maybe they were asked if it mattered to them.

[Anonymous No.13245134]

>>13245109
>bathing in a white tank top without a bra
Doubt Molly would do that if she cared

[Anonymous No.13245305]

>>13245050
the outline of molly’s entire breasts are more evident that’s probably why

[Anonymous No.13245317]

>>13244475
This post is advertising or begging.

[Anonymous No.13245361]

Why does everybody bully him in the comments

[Anonymous No.13245375]

>>13245361
look at him. His own mom probably picks on him.

[Anonymous No.13245393]

>>13245375
What's wrong with his looks?

[Anonymous No.13245398]

>>13245393
He is well groomed and well dressed. God hates his kind.

[Anonymous No.13245410]

>>13244475

[Anonymous No.13245655]

>>13245398
He's a homo?

[Anonymous No.13245796]

Anyone else like Chris a lot more when they found out he isn't a fag?

[Anonymous No.13245851]

>>13245361
Because he's a typical loudmouth coastie faggot.

[Anonymous No.13245867]

I think there's more testosterone being produced by the women in that video than the men

[Anonymous No.13245879]

>>13245867
99% of it comes from the she-hulk Christina

[Anonymous No.13245935]

>>13245050
that's because chang has a man body

[Anonymous No.13246012]

>>13244475

[Anonymous No.13246068]

>>13244711
>>13244929
>Brad will never show you his real self in anger, blocking your way and banging the table in threatening manner as if he's just seconds away from grabbing you by your throat

[Anonymous No.13246204]

>>13244475
imagine being shorter than an Asian girl

[Anonymous No.13246280]

>>13244492
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nI6x-DsqZp8

[Anonymous No.13246291]

>>13244475
That was a fun episode

[Anonymous No.13246311]

>>13245796
Yes, Chris is top tier

[Anonymous No.13247056]

>>13245796
He is. Bi is still faggotry.

[Anonymous No.13247073]

>>13244475
>It's finally up!
You must be speaking my dick after seeing Molly

[Anonymous No.13247299]

Chris is the best easily, he isn't trying to "be" somebody like brad is trying to be a doofus and andy trying to be the chad fag

[Anonymous No.13247308]

>>13247299
He is trying to be a master taster, and was completely shown up in the cold cuts blind taste test where he failed miserably. It will be interesting to see whether he ever regathers his sense of identity.

[Anonymous No.13247314]

>>13247308
hmm i think other people bill him with such a thing to make it seem marketable in that way. But he does seem to do that better than anyone else in the show anyway. Its more of a bit put on him than him playing it up for the camera I feel

[Anonymous No.13247323]

>>13244492
thanks anon, I know what I'm fapping to tonight

[Anonymous No.13247329]

>>13245796
he's still the gayest one on the show

[Anonymous No.13247354]

>>13247323
I know exactly what you mean.

[Anonymous No.13247377]

I sometimes wonder what would happen if the ba crew (claire in particular) found their /ck/ fan club and I can't help but laugh

[Anonymous No.13247409]

>>13247377
It is funny that you think they are not reading every single one of these threads.

[Anonymous No.13247442]

I would galze those blurred titties

[Anonymous No.13247466]

>>13247442
Ok coomer

[Anonymous No.13247721]

>>13246204
she could be standing on a rock or something, her waist looks higher than the rest

[Anonymous No.13247869]

>>13247354
Brad's feet looks like THAT?!

[Anonymous No.13248956]

>>13247329
what about the nigger with the tumors on his face?
he seems to try very hard to come across like a gigantic fag

[Anonymous No.13249267]

>>13247354
>>13247869

[Anonymous No.13249455]

>>13245361
he's got a horrible attitude, is insecure but tries to overplay that with his constant useless babble, about what he did or what he heard or read. He's an onoxious clown who just has zero charisma and everyone clearly dislikes the guy, but he's the boss so they play it cool

[Anonymous No.13249485]

>>13244492
it's still unblurred in this video too https://youtu.be/GhxEr2-sA2I?&t=120
her nips aren't even nearly as visible as the other chick, which are noticeably hard

[Anonymous No.13249722]

>>13248956
he obviously is and the growths on this face are fucking unpleasant as all hell

[Anonymous No.13249730]

>>13244475
Claire looks 50

[Anonymous No.13249748]

Molly is the classic fridge mode, her ass is probably flatter and more narrow than most mens

[Anonymous No.13249815]

BA is the least-interesting cooking anything, anywhere. God the way they push them.

[Anonymous No.13250181]

>>13249815
you are retarded

[Anonymous No.13250196]

>>13247354
Me gusta

[Anonymous No.13250463]

Molly Molly Ashkenazi
Egg shaped tits and a fridge body
Next to Claire lack of brapper shows
Neither one could give good blows
Even for a diamond gem
A smoothie’s too much to ask of them
The only one who’d suck your cock
Is the man they make clean up...

[Anonymous No.13250476]

>>13244475
Why wasn't best girl invited to Thanksgiving? Are BA racist or something?

[Anonymous No.13250587]

>>13250476
Because she literally can't cook and those recipes are supposed to be featured in the magazine.

[Anonymous No.13250609]

>>13244751
They all do, maybe the old lady aprons are more comfortable?

[Anonymous No.13250611]

>>13250587
Yeah but she makes me horny so she should be in the video anyways

[Anonymous No.13250715]

>>13244475
A couple of things:
>Family Compound on the shores of Cape Cod
I knew Claire had wealth in order to get into Harvard, but I didn't know she was from Old Money. Makes sense though.
>Brad driving everyone out to the Saffitz Manor in a van
Also makes sense
>Chris requests a Pamplemousse
Here be man of culture
>Claire and Molly are down on the citrus press that Chris loves
Tradition vs. perfection in action
Also fuck that Pre-Gameday Lobster Roll/Antipasto(?) spread looked amazing.

The dissonance between the utter despair and chaos of everyone's dishes in the cramped kitchen and the relaxed arcadia of Rick & Chris's propane fried rice stuffing outdoors was downright impressive.

Between the trouble they were having getting the squash to take on color in the roasting process and also the turkey almost never getting up to temp despite being broken down (which should have in theory reduced the cooking time) I wonder if Claire's family's oven just runs on the cool side. Mine is consistently 20 degrees lower than the specified preheat setting says. Could also just be everyone opening the oven every seemingly 10 minutes to check doneness.

I was actually thinking about trying their mashed potato recipe with the crispy topping for Thanksgiving:
https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/mashed-potatoes-with-crispety-cruncheties
I've never attempted a pommes purée-style mash before and thus don't have a food mill or potato ricer. If I use Yukon Golds, can I get away with using a fine mesh sieve and press the cooked peeled potatoes through it with a ladle or something? Or is the recipe a no-go with the recommended hardware?

[Anonymous No.13250973]

>>13244475
Get this normie shit off of my website.

None of these fucking morons could cook to save their lives.

[Anonymous No.13250983]

>>13250973
fuck off, weeb

[Anonymous No.13251049]

>>13244492

[Anonymous No.13251072]

>>13251049

[Anonymous No.13251473]

I thought it was really interesting how disorganized and hectic they were. Like, no disrespect or anything, but I bet that most of their fanbase has created an image around the test kitchen chefs where they're all perfectly organised, which is how they're presented in their recipe videos, with the camera people reading the recipe out to them, all the ingredients perfectly organised and cooking times cut.

[Anonymous No.13251488]

>>13247299
cope

[Anonymous No.13251652]

Yeah but how do we feel about her nipples being pierced

[Anonymous No.13251673]

>>13251473
I was mostly surprised at how badly they timed the turkey. I wonder where they stuffed up the calculation.

As for the disorganisation, the wet shirt scene was a large contributor. It was not on the schedule, and they had to make up for that lost time. It's interesting that there is no hint of whose suggestion that was. They're just suddenly of a mind to go looking for clams.

[Anonymous No.13251676]

>>13251673
>I was mostly surprised at how badly they timed the turkey. I wonder where they stuffed up the calculation.
It was obviously a really shitty oven.

[Anonymous No.13251738]

>>13247323
based

[Anonymous No.13251753]

>>13245361
he's playing the old dad character.

[Anonymous No.13251790]

>>13250715
start with a masher, and then once you start working in the milk & butter switch to a fork and just keep going until you're happy. mash is mash. I reckon the best part about that is the topping and doing gravy (assuming you're doing that), the mash is more like a vehicle for flavour.
They really should have had one of those thermometers with the long cable that comes out of the oven.

[Anonymous No.13251840]

Imagine inflicting this garbage on yourself for almost an hour of your life. Get your fucking shit together people.

[Anonymous No.13251844]

>>13251840
virtue signal

[Anonymous No.13251845]

>>13251840
I've seen it three times now, and gone back to review favourite sections numerous more times.

[Anonymous No.13252003]

>>13244475
>blurring molly's tits

[Anonymous No.13252025]

>>13252003
it's a family show anon, they don't want you see her lewd nipple piercings

[Anonymous No.13252595]

>>13251790
Thanks

[Anonymous No.13252871]

>>13251840
I have a playlist of every single BA upload and I have it playing 24hrs a day as ambient noise