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>go to Germany
>online gaming friend buys me this local "delicacy" called Fleischkäsebrötchen
>its literally just an entire slab of meat between 2 pieces of bread

so......this is the power of wh*te cuisine

>> No.13240693
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13240693

Nonwhites wouldn’t understand.

>> No.13240696

>>13240685
also, it hurt my jaw just to eat this thing

>> No.13240697

>>13240685
was it good?

>> No.13240713

>>13240685
Did it taste good

>> No.13240735

>>13240685
100% trafficked child thigh

>> No.13240736

>>13240697
>>13240713
like ham and bread

dunno why they dont add sauce or some veggies desu

>> No.13240742

>>13240736
Good ham? Should've added mustard

>> No.13240744

Fuck off, Fleischkäsweck is fucking great

>>13240736
The heathens in the south add mustard

>> No.13240763

>>13240685
This is a hold over from the wars. When everything was extremely scarce. I dont think you really want to know what some one would of done back then for that hunk of meat and bread.

>> No.13240781

>>13240763
Naughty things?

>> No.13240787

>>13240685

>Not liking meat and bread.

>> No.13240997

>>13240685
Are all Germans able to unhinge their jaws like snakes?

>> No.13241002

>>13240763
How the fuck is a gigantic piece of meat from times of scarcity?

>> No.13241039

>>13240693
This.

>> No.13241045

What would you expect from barbarian cuisine??

>> No.13241091

>German
>white

>> No.13241225

>>13241002
big pieces were scarce

>> No.13241229

Is the bread even necessary at that point?

>> No.13241230

>>13240693
all of them are so fucking hot

>> No.13241237

>>13241002
No he means that's why it's considered a delicacy, because it means you could actually afford a big hunk of meat.

>> No.13241754

German here.
This is not the amount you get when you order this delicacy. Its maybe a third of the one in the picture.

>> No.13241829

>calling it Fleischkäsebrötchen and not Leberkässemmel
>no mustard

That's a yikes from me

>> No.13241872

>>13240693
Fucking based

>> No.13241910

>>13240693
>slavs
>white

>> No.13241926

>>13240685
>go to asia
>online gaming friend buys me local delicacy
>its deep fried bugs/its sugar sauce on tendons and intestinal lining pan fried in oil/its fatty soup flavored with sesame oil/its raw fish/its eggs brined in baby piss/its a fully-developed baby chicken still in the shell/its a fruit that smells and tastes like actual feces
>go to india
>the food looks good and is probably made from halfway decent incredients, but raj just stood up from shitting behind the vendor cart, wiped his ass with his bare hand, and is mixing the food with hit uncleaned, untrimmed fingers nails and knuckle hair
>online friend tried to get me to buy it for him using apple gift cards
>go to africa
>online friend got machete'd by last dictator, miss that guy
>theres no food
>so hungry, still havent eaten
>go to Mexico/Central/South America
>food is made from edible parts of animals and plants, cooked in a way that makes sense and isnt just oil on sugar on oil
>waiting for online friend
>still waiting for online friend
>online friend calls me, he got kidnapped by some random street gang, they want $50 or they'll kill him
>don't have the money because the cops just extorted me out of my last bit of cash
>CIA starts a right-wing military coup
>just_want_some_food.avi
>junta thinks im a sympathizer to the resistance
>get a free helicopter ride
>dumped in caribbean
>wash up in haiti
>walk to the DR
>catch a boat to Puerto Rico
>sit down in local restaurant
>goddamn crypto bros have moved in and gentrified the local culture, they only sell whole-organic GMO/gluten free vegan bullshit and mICroBReWs
>its nothing but fucking fake smoke flavoring and coconut oil, every beer is a pissy IPA but barreled a feminists shoe or some shit
>leave
>get a flight back to the US
>get detained by ICE
>after delousing, get stuffed in holding block and given bag lunch
>white bread and celery, toilet water to drink
>guard wants 20% tip
Fuck white people.

>> No.13241962

>>13240693
Same thing when you google “hairy men”. Whites have the best genes for testosterone.

>> No.13242140

>>13241225
kek

>> No.13242695

>>13240744
Shut the fuck up you Prussian monkey
It's called Leberkassemmel and it needs bavarian sweet mustard and optional fresh cut onions

Everything else is a disgrace, go eat your Currywurst you Nordlicht piece of shit

>> No.13242758

>>13241926
This was almost funny actually, 4/10

>> No.13242770

Frankfurt/Hessen hier, bei uns heisst es Leberkäsebrötchen und wir sind da ganz undogmatisch, man darf es essen wie man will, mit Senf, süßem Senf, und ja, auch mit Ketchup.

Ich persönlich verabscheue Ketchup, bevorzuge süßen Senf von Händlmaiers, und wenn normalen Senf, dann bitte scharfen Senf, nicht diese mittelscharfscheiße.

Gott segne das Bayernland für diese Erfindung.

>> No.13242795

>>13241926
lmaoooo you're so buttmad

>> No.13242826

>>13242695
>Leberkassemmel
The superior variant

t. lived a year in Austria

>> No.13242855

>>13241230
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.13242861

>>13242695
Fuck off Seppel, first, I'm from the midwest, second, it's called "Fleischkäsweck", third: no mustard or any other condiments and especially no onions. Onions belong on Hackschnitte.