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Nothing like a good old hotel breakfast!

(Hotel is the Marriott in Livonia, MI)

>> No.13232804

>>13232800
Thanks for the location anon, now I’m on the way to kill you for making such a shit thread.

>> No.13232810

>>13232800
Hope the coffee is good, because the food is uninspiring.

>> No.13232811

>>13232804
You're certainly welcome to try.

>> No.13232836

>>13232800
Is that in the executive lounge or did you pay extra for a breakfast buffet?

>> No.13232844

>>13232800
Also, you eat like a child. Step up those portion sizes big time unless you’re a fatso

>> No.13232848

>>13232800
>not getting full on the comped hotel breakfast and pocketing the whole per diem

>> No.13232919

>>13232844
Seems like you're the fatass here.

>> No.13232944

>>13232919
t. dyel aesthetic

>> No.13232960

>>13232944
what does this even mean? speak english

>> No.13232977

>>13232800
>>13232804
>>13232811
>doesn't toast his bagel
I want to come along and hold him down while we stuff cold, doughy bagels down his windpipe.

>> No.13232981

>>13232977
To be fair, no amount of toasting is going to save that bagel.

>> No.13233005

Hold up I know exactly where that is. Dont go anywhere we're about to fuck whether you want to or not.

>> No.13233011

>>13233005
Based. Livestream it

>> No.13233042

>>13233005
I doubt OP is still at breakfast an hour and a half later.

>> No.13233094

>>13232960
lurk more

>> No.13233185

are those even real eggs

>> No.13233357

>>13232800
>ketchup
>pouring the same spice over everything
>portion size of a female on a diet
Pleb detector goes *ping*

>> No.13233373

>>13232810
Coffee? I thought that was chocolate milk. Or like half chocolate half skim milk.

>> No.13233385

>>13232800
Did you guys know you can literally just walk in off the street, not pay for a room, and hit the free breakfast? I do it all the time, the stuff is usually pretty decent quality and there's lots of it. If homeless people weren't so fucking stupid they'd be hitting these up all the time. I'm not homeless so I only do it once or twice a week but it still amazes me every time I'm able to score a 100% free breakfast.

>> No.13233412

>>13233385
It's very illegal and you will get arrested if you get caught. The reason you can get away with it is because you look like a normal person. If hobos tried to do it, they would get jammed up instantly because they fucking look homeless.

>> No.13233443

>>13233385
But is it really worth it? Hotel breakfast is basically powdered eggs and microwaved bacon; it's cheap

>> No.13233460

livonia is a shithole

i have relatives there

>> No.13233785

>>13232960
Lurk more, retard

>> No.13233898

>>13233042
Look at his tiny portion sizes. He'll be there all day.

>> No.13233903

>>13232977
fucking an untoasted bagel is much nicer though, esp with some cream cheese in the middle

>> No.13233908

>>13233385
Do you ever take the "pick up and go" orders from Panera Bread and the like.

>> No.13234000

>>13233443
Not him but not necessarily. There are a couple of brands of hotels from one of the major chains (albeit with a somewhat small footprint) that consistently serve an outstanding free buffet breakfast at any of the locations I’ve ever been to and a few more brands from other chains that are solid. Most chains are not worth the risk at all. I’ve never attempted to eat free breakfast at a hotel I wasn’t staying at and wouldn’t recommend doing so

>> No.13234029

>>13233908
I've done this at Starbucks, never occurred to me to try it at an actual restaurant. Will be trying this out later today for sure.

>> No.13234037

>>13234000
>>13233443
What the fuck risk is there? Some Hispanic man asking me politely to leave so as to not cause a scene in his establishment? Yeah bud, for the $15 savings I'll gladly "risk" that. There's literally no downside to scoring free breakfast from chain hotels.

>> No.13234145

>>13234037
>Yeah bud, for the $15 savings
Eggs and bacon is like 4~6 dollars total, if you can't afford that; I feel bad for you.

>> No.13234172

>>13233460
nothing but Panera Bread and TJ Maxx as far as the eye can see

>> No.13234258

>>13232960
When will they fucking learn?

>> No.13234728

>>13234037
It’s called theft of services and it will preclude you from ever having a career in a number of different fields for the rest of your life. Also, imagine having your name show up in police blotter for doing this. Automatic branding as a complete lowlife

>> No.13234833

Why do you need both potatoes AND bread?

>> No.13234853

>>13234037
just ask where you can pay if you get caught and act confused

>> No.13234854

>>13234037
>for the $15 savings

Just go to the diner next door to the hotel and get eggs, sausage, hash browns, and coffee for $5 including tip

>> No.13234928
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13234928

>>13232800

>> No.13234949

>>13234928
Looks like shit

>> No.13234977

>>13232800
Comfy hotel breakfast OP. Tho I would've gotten twice that amount since you did already pay for it.

>> No.13235032

>>13234949
It was I make better food but it was decent

>> No.13235041

>>13232800

>Half a bagel
>Instant coffee with cream in a black mug
>One sausage and bacon link
>Scattered half-ass home fries
>pepper on those scrambled eggs
>That FUCKING KETCHUP

Get out, anon.

>> No.13235047

>>13234928
Ah the famous English breakfast. The other day I made an omelette for breakfast and had a tomato. I sliced it up and browned it in a frying pan to eat with breakfast. Disgusting. It's mushy, and tomato doesn't go with breakfast whatsoever.

>> No.13235096

>>13235041
Have you ever been to a hotel? Ever?

>> No.13235103

>>13232800
I wish I found this thread earlier as we could have hung out.

>> No.13235120

>>13235096

Yes. Hit me with any questions you got. I've been in Madrid, London, Paris, Cape Cod, Boston, Providence, Manhattan, Los Angeles, etc.

Hit me up with any questions you got. Hell, I was BORN and RAISED in Manhattan.

>> No.13235135

>>13235120
You need to travel more, guy.

>I was BORN and RAISED in Manhattan
The hell does that have to do with anything? Unless you're saying you lived out of different hotels like some nearly-homeless person.

>> No.13235158

>>13235135

I was a kid back then. Of course, that kind of traveling was meant more for business than anything else. That was until two years ago when my family was living in a glass house mindset and lost their jobs.

Now everything sucks according to them since they were hauling ass on empty platitudes and fail to accept reality for what it is. It never affected me as much because I was never for that mindset.

I don't care about traveling. I'm still working up on good reasons to do so. If it's outside the US, then I would have to brush up...hard on the language. French and German are my top priorities (but mainly because of philosophers such as Heidegger, Merleau-Ponty, Frege, Blanchot, etc.)

I never tell them this because I still got beef with them (no pun intended). Although I told my mom about Heidegger and Arendt once. Odds are she doesn't remember it.

Hit me again.

>> No.13235194

>>13235120

Recently, my Dad had an affair with his mistress and threw my sister and I under the bus. I'm still pissed with him and want to pull a Gille De Rais and shit in his stomach when he's about to die.

My Psychiatrist (who was Spanish (actual Castilian shit, not faggot Tex-Mex)) was the only mother-figure that I had, despite the fact that I was used over who had what rights over me between her, my guidance counselor, and my parents (in addition to all the drugs that puffed me up)). My Dad blackmailed me to her by saying that I was in love with her, but I was only trying to respect the boundaries between patient-clinic.

Now I realize that he can't like a woman until they whore themselves up somehow (whether it be with makeup or faggot shit)

He likes his Italian porn

>> No.13235199

What a post.

>> No.13235212
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>>13235199

Now you know.

You have anything else to say for me?

>> No.13235234

I guess not. This thread's done spooked as it is.

The truth is, I ain't gonna delude y'all with inane faggot shit with comparing what I said about my family to food (and especially not all that faggot shit with treating good food like women because this isn't some dumbass fucking 80s sitcom).

Good food is what you love. It doesn't matter if it's at home or in a restaurant or hotel. If there's no love, then there is no food.

"There is no spoon" - Neo from the Matrix.

>> No.13235245

>>13234928
looks absolutely dreadful

>> No.13235253

>>13232800
>Livonia
Did you say hi to the KKK while you were there?

>> No.13235304

>>13232800
Diced breakfast potatoes are good

>> No.13235358

>>13235194
This is your life on Judaism

>> No.13235371

>>13235358

Oddly enough, it wasn't. I actually went to a Catholic High School, but none of us were ever actually Jewish. My mother is actually from France, hence all the traveling and shit; plus, she earned more than my Dad.

I don't know how to explain the rest though. Part of it's a little tough to chew while the other part I can't bring myself to discuss.

If you need to know, my family emigrated as a German family from Romania while Mom's from France.

>> No.13235377

>>13235371
I didn’t want or need to know any of that shit and I wasn’t implying that you were a Jew

>> No.13235378

>>13233460
huh?

>> No.13235383

>>13235377

So what were you implying when you said that my life was on Judaism? What Judaist influences could have possibly pervaded my life?

>> No.13235416

>>13235383
Pornography, psychiatrists, your psychiatric drugs, your broken family, basically your entire garden variety degenerate Manhattan lifestyle. Also:
>none of us were ever actually Jewish
Wtf is that supposed to mean? Sounds like you’re in denial

>> No.13235922

>>13235416

I ain't in denial, plus I don't even read the FUCKING KABBALAH YA MOOK.

Plus, we moved out to the suburbs when I was 8, so I only spent about a 1.25/3 of my life there.

And you better not throw that jewish shit at me again because of that "precise math." We celebrate Christmas.

Also:

>None of us were ever actually Jewish

That was a mistake on my part. I should've said are. I was speaking too much in the past tense in my last two posts that I got carried away.

>> No.13235981

Please stop posting