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Why do people drink beer when you can buy this for $10 and drink it with sweat tea which is delicious?

>> No.13232607

*sweet I'm retarded

>> No.13232609

>>13232607

yes anon we know

/thread

>> No.13232616

i get sweat tea when i masturbate 2 long or exercise

>> No.13232618

>>13232616
have you consider selling this?

>> No.13232619

>>13232618
Already done, it's called skol vodka.

>> No.13232621

>>13232601
You need beer to wash down the triple skol shot amirite

>> No.13232628

My main reason for drinking beer, although I do enjoy the taste of it, is that I can't pace myself with the stronger stuff.

>> No.13232689

>>13232601
>sweat tea

>> No.13232700

>>13232601
Flavor and carbonation. Something about beer justs tastes natural, like a lot of fermented things. Cheap distilled alcohol is good for getting fucked up, but you will never feel good about drinking it. It isn't refreshing.

>> No.13233565

>>13232601

Most people would rather have actual alcohol instead of Propylene Glycol which is essentially anti-freeze.

>> No.13233599

>>13233565
>he wants to freeze

>> No.13233707

>>13233599

I like to stay cool baby.

>> No.13233711
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>>13232601
went for a liquor run an hour ago at 11am. the guy asked if i was okay and had the day off. guess im not going back there again

>> No.13233716

>>13232616
>or exercise
Those are just stairs you fat fuck.

>> No.13233727

Because i live in canada and the price difference of beer and liquor is proportionally the same +/- maybe a dollar

>> No.13233744

>>13233711
>the guy asked if I was ok
>liquor store opens at 11 just to tut-tut at alcoholics

>> No.13233751

>>13233744
it opens at ten and most of my regular places dont say shit but thanks and bye. i just stopped by there because i wanted to buy some honey mustard pretzel pieces and walmart ran out. fuck that guy though

>> No.13233759

>>13232700
Yeah this. Beer is just comfy. There's nothing comfy about cheap vodka.

>> No.13233760
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13233760

You might be into something...

>> No.13233764

>>13233760
ive tried this and its good as a chaser but not as a mixer imo

>> No.13233768

>>13233759
>>13232700
THIS
Cheap alcohol will fuck your liver more than basic beer.

>> No.13233776

>>13233711
Just got back from mine as well but I don't get shit from anyone because i'm "scary looking" according to most of the people I know. I can buy 4 42oz bottles of steel reserve at 8am and no one says anything besides what they have to.

>> No.13233802
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>>13233711
My least favourite lines from a liquor store clerk are:
>"Weren't you here last week?"
>"Having company over?"
And the one that basically confirmed my alcoholism:
>"Do you run a restaurant?"

Didn't go back to that store for nearly a year.

>> No.13233808

>>13233802
Just say you're an alcoholic. They work at a fucking booze store, they aren't going to freak out.

>> No.13233817

>>13233802
damn theyre pretty cold. the worst i get is just
>are you cooking? you have guests coming?
if i buy like 4 bottles of cheap red wine

>> No.13233834

>>13232601
If u ever make liquor u'll see how much poisons in that shit

>> No.13233838

>>13233834
It IS poison anon. Being drunk is a state in which your body is being poisoned and cannot handle it.

>> No.13233878

>>13233808
>Just say you're an alcoholic
I'm worried that I might have to deal with awkward laughter and a potential "Seriously?". As you could tell by the alcoholism, I'm not really in a great place emotionally.
>>13233817
It's really just smalltalk, and completely understandable for someone who stands behind a counter and restocks shelves all day. I'm sure there's no ill-will, and most of these people have seen worse wrecks than me.

>> No.13233886

>>13233878
oh no i understand but id rather have no interaction anytime i go for a run, let alone a morning one

>> No.13233969

>>13233878
Just make the drive drunk, then you won't care.

>> No.13234813

>>13232628
me too
t. sober for 3 months :(

>> No.13234901

>>13233969
I'll go through a fast-food drive-through drunk, but I'm too ashamed to get out of my car and walk around, potentially getting called out. All the local drunk driving checkpoints are only at the highway off-ramps. I recognize that I'm a horrible person, and that's why I try to hide my drinking by only drinking alone and rotating liquor stores.
>>13234813
Keep it up, man. I've made the first step enough times to know that the hardest part is actually keeping with it, so good on you for staying dry.

>> No.13234916

whats up with these autists getting scared cause cashiers makes comments? They can fuck off theyre fucking cashiers.

>> No.13234925

>>13232601
I'm not a poor alcoholic.

>> No.13234944

>>13234916
My father taught me to scrutinize everything people say to me because they're all secretly judging me so I should always try to act like a better person in front of others.

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>>13232601
that exact vodka and pic related is my drink of choice. delicious shit.

>> No.13235005

>>13232601
Beer feels nice, i'm drinking my brothers vodka right now because I'm broke and the buzz feels cold and depressing, beer and wine buzz feels warm and cozy for me with some weed.

>> No.13235132

>>13235005
Probably just a placebo effect. I notice no difference on the drunk feeling between drinking beer/cider or hard liquor.

>> No.13235249

>>13234969
There's a polish drink with bison grass vodka mixed with apple juice. It's called a Tatanka.

>> No.13235782

>>13234813
Keep pushing on anon

>> No.13235795

>>13232601
because beer tastes good and has a completely different flavor than that?

>> No.13235818
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>>13233817
>the guy at the total wine makes casual heh small talk while i buy my fourth handle of evan williams of the week
>heh you must throw a lot of parties!

I told him no, I've been mourning the passing of the last person who was dear to me and this was the least messy and most respectable way to kill myself. Kid's never said a word to me since. Of course it was all bullshit and I just drink heavily but I can see him almost tear up when I check out with him now and it gives me a little laugh.

>> No.13235828

>>13234944
Cashiers don't need to say anything to your face to judge you. They all know you're an alcoholic and laugh about you in the breakroom.

>> No.13235861

It tastes good and not everyone is a hardcore alco.

>> No.13235867

>drinking sweet tea
pop has fewer calories

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>>13233711
>go to liquor store
>guy checks my id
>anon you're the same age as my daughter
>I hope she doesn't drink like you do

>> No.13235994
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>buy a bunch of weird beers I've never heard of
>cashier looks at them with disdain and says "well, at least one of those is decent."

>> No.13236048

>>13235994
heh

craft fags btfo

>> No.13236300

>>13235249
>bison grass vodka
Fuuuuck yeah. That's the sippin shit right there.

>> No.13236324
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i got a free 1/5th of vodka today. [spoiler]cashier gave me the wrong change back, thought i paid with a 20 so gave me 10 back when i had just given him 10 and change

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>>13232621
dont remind me anon...
>>13233802
>"Weren't you here last week?"
you mean "Weren't you here last night?

>> No.13236353

>>13235994
Don't let this guy troll you, the only reason he knows that is because he tried them himself. Buying a bunch of weird shit you've never heard of, in any category, is based.

>> No.13236357

>>13236324
>he doesn't change swap the cashier for free booze every time
Cmon now lad...

>> No.13236367

>>13232601
Not everyone needs cheap booze to support their alcoholism.

>> No.13236392

I'm an alcoholic, but I know how bad this shit will fuck me up. Drinking a bunch of beer might make me fat, but I can enjoy my nightly buzz as I chug that down, without getting to the point where my neighbor has to break into my house to turn off the home alarm I accidentally turned on after I shit my pants and couldn't stumble to the bathroom before passing out.

That's a true story about my doctor.

>> No.13236402

>>13232601
When I buy vodka I usually spend more on the mixers (usually redbull, I don't like tea). But I buy a beer that's also a good abv/dollar ratio, Community Mosaic.

>> No.13236415

>>13235994
Buck up shithead

>> No.13236424

>>13233802
that never happened and if it did they are faggots
At my peak I was buying airplane bottles 4 or 5 at a time during my shift and would come back at the end of my shift for more, only a few hours later. Every day. They never said shit accept for they made sure they had what I wanted and commented when they were out of what I wanted.

>> No.13236428

>>13233711
>not showing up at 6am and demanding the wagie unlock the beer coolers
cashiers already know if you're a lush

>> No.13236437

>>13235994
asshole should have steered you towards good beers, or explained which was the good one and why the other ones were shit. He should want to make new business.

>> No.13236442
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13236442

Has anyone tried Onegin?
I bought a bottle in Russia but I don’t know if it’s actually good vodka or not

>> No.13236455

>>13233817
>4 bottles
I buy enough for a normal person to use for 6 months in one go lol. It goes pretty fast. :(

>> No.13236456

>>13236455
im not rich enough for that i work as a server and buy dayby day

>> No.13236464

>>13236456
That's good because most of what I make goes into poisoning myself.

>> No.13236465

>>13234916
any addiction includes a fair amount denial and rationalization to avoid the fact that person is addicted and no longer in control

>> No.13236500

>>13232601
>drink it with sweat tea
hot

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13236879

>he pays more than $10 per 1.75 L of vodka

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>>13232601
This shit very diluted and flavored with tart cherry concentrate. So good.

>> No.13237066

>>13233711
Sometimes I swing by at 9 AM after a night shift. Boy they must see me as some grungy alcoholic whose been up all night.

>> No.13237086

>>13236437
>He should want to make new business.
Well, it was a state monopoly outlet. He's the only business.

>> No.13237289

>>13232601
Fucking based, this is my exact combo of choice too. Cheap as fuck and gets you hammered while tasting delicious.

>>13232628
It's not too hard, just need some discipline. I know I get a good buzz after about 6oz of liqour (I only weigh 130lbs) so I usually do two drinks to start and then make one more each hour.

>>13233711
fuck him, just because you're buying alcohol doesn't mean you're going to drink it then and there. Next time tell him you're picking it up at that time because it's on the way.

>> No.13237296

>>13232601
I can't buy that for $10 where I live. The rate of taxation scales up significantly based on % alcohol content. Local wine is an exception (lots of politicians are wine hobbyists), so a fortified wine is your best bet unless you're willing to sink even lower and get box wine.

>> No.13237567

>>13232700
Why drink beer when you can make kombucha, flavor the second ferment, and spike it?

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>>13237296
>shitting on box wine