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13228610 No.13228610[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

i got a speeding ticket for taco bell

>> No.13228683

>>13228610
what did you win?

>> No.13228695

gotta go fast

>> No.13228706

>>13228610
Small town? I fucking never stop in small towns anymore.

>> No.13228726

>>13228610
>speeding ticket
>not a DUI
You're doing it wrong

>> No.13228738

Are you gonna pay it

>> No.13229301

>>13228610
what does that even mean?

>> No.13229892
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13229892

A- Op was rushing to or from a taco bell and got a speeding ticket.

B- Op got a speeding ticket in honor of taco bell, regardless of whether or not he was going to taco bell.

C- Op traded a speeding ticket for taco bell.

D- Op traded taco bell for a speeding ticket.


Now which one is it , the public has a right to know.

>> No.13229899

>>13229892
Rights don't exist

>> No.13229907

>>13229892
all of the above

>> No.13229919

>>13228726
>He hasn't had his license rescinded and his car impounded
Are you even trying?

>> No.13229947

>>13229919
>he hasn't been banished to antartica for his crimes and had his car disassembled and the pieces scattered to the ends of the earth

Like a big fat fucking baby

>> No.13230527

>>13228706
That's probably why you get speeding tickets in them

>> No.13230529

>>13228610
You got a speeding ticket because you don't know how to drive.

>> No.13230569
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13230569

>>13228610
>getting a speeding ticket in 2010+9

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>>13228610
maybe don't speed? I always laugh when people complain about tickets? like how the fuck are tickets real nigga? like just don't speed hahah

>> No.13230624

>>13230585
Ok zoomer, cops are just assholes. 5/10 times you get a ticket it’s from some fucking kid. I’ve literally gotten a ticket from a cop who was on his first day, he needed help.

>> No.13230629

>>13230624
You could just always leave earlier instead of breaking the law.

>> No.13230635

>>13230629
Nigger I’m saying you don’t need to break the law you just need to be the unfortunate person who a fresh asshole needs to break in his new dick.

>> No.13230636

>>13230527
Actually you'd get fined with stop sign ignoration for that.

>> No.13230643

>>13230635
So what the fuck did he give you the ticket for if you weren't breaking the law einstein?

>> No.13230650

>>13230643
20 over the speed limit on the highway is not speeding you obvious zoomer

>> No.13230651

>>13230636
>ignoration

>> No.13230662

>>13230650
Technically 1 over the speed limit is speeding you fucking brain damaged turbotard. Learn the law before you get in a vehicle next time.

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13230702

>>13230636
>ignoration

Okay everybody in this thread please stop, we're going to need to talk about this word usage right now

>> No.13230790

>>13229892
A seems most likely

>> No.13230943

>>13230650
yes it is retard LOL

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13230956

>>13228610
fixed*

>> No.13230994

>>13230569
what is that

>> No.13231082

>>13230994
Uniden R3 radar detector, it beeps when you're approaching cops or they're pulling up on you (radar units on the front and back of their squad cars)

>> No.13231167

>>13231082
>radar detector
Holy shit, I paid my way through college by selling a bunch of those up and down the Atlantic coast.
Shits were fucking near worthless back then, though, but everyone fucking wanted one.

>> No.13231303

>>13230956
Huh?

>> No.13231527

>>13231303
based retard

>> No.13231531

>>13230629
I never speed because I’m late. I have one life to live nigger and I want to spend as little of it on a highway as possible.

>> No.13231754

>>13231167
It depends on where you live. In some areas of the US all the cops have lasers and the radar detectors are useless. In others all they use is radars and they work as intended.
If they use radar where you live get a jammer, they're more expensive but work. In some other areas they're illegal so you're fucked either way
Probably something you'd have to consult >>>/o/ about

>> No.13231761

>>13230650
That's considered manslaughter in some states retard.

>> No.13231762

>>13231761
*attempted manslaughter

>> No.13231773

>>13231762
What if it’s in self defense

>> No.13231781

>>13231773
Totally different, but you'd have to have some proof. It shouldn't be hard to prove if it's true though. You don't even have to pull over if a cop has his lights and sirens on if you think it's fake. You can call or drive to the nearest police department to make sure it's an actual cop as there are real scams/robberies/murders that happen with people pretending they're cops.

>> No.13231795

>>13230650
It is absolutely speeding. 30 over and it becomes double speeding, aka stunting.

>> No.13231833

>>13231773
kek

>> No.13231854
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13231854

>>13230956

>> No.13231949

>>13230650
Shit nigger, I live in Southern California and do 80 MAX on a 65 MPH highway. 100 & over you are grade A fucked in the ass.

>> No.13231963

>>13231949
If the speed limit is above 60 you can go 90, if the speed limit is 60 you can go 80, if the limit is 55 you can go 70, and then in all other cases you can 10 over.

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>>13228610
>>13228726
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help.
It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression, dealing with negative thinking patterns.
Link to PDF:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/sdydy3n2mdpueck/%2528harper._health%2529_burns_david_d_-feeling_good__the_new_mood_therapy_revised_and_updated-avon_books_harper_%25282009%2529.pdf/file
(if you don't want to use Mediafire, look for it on libgen.is - it's a good site for PDFs in general - browse/download at your own discretion).

Also listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmDwl2-IZEk
It's an audiobook of 'Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway' by Susan Jeffers, a self-help book on overcoming anxiety.

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect).

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com for learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>/sci/thread/S10221251 Go get some sun.

>> No.13232386

>>13230702
ignoration(Noun)

The state of being ignorant

ignoration(Noun)

The action of ignoring something, or the state of being ignored

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>>13228683
Still not that fancy xbox.

>> No.13232466

>>13230569
why don't you just not speed