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13208035 No.13208035 [Reply] [Original]

The eternal webm thread rises again
>inb4 inb4 X

>> No.13208042

HOW?

>> No.13208048

>>13208035
What's his secret

>> No.13208047
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>>13208035
Our king has arrived!

>> No.13208049
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>> No.13208051
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>>13208035

>> No.13208056
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>> No.13208058
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>> No.13208063
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>> No.13208075

>>13208051
Keep shitposting this. I'm tired of this overused webm and retarded comments about it as well.

>> No.13208077
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>>13208075
you're a stupid fag and you probably don't belong here. Worship your king or fuck off to some other board

>> No.13208096

cant get it down to 3mb with webm for retards
https://femto.pw/pt2s.webm
foil is a poor idea because crust gets steamed, i also overloaded the pizza tho that wasnt too bad. next batch ill again try to just get it off the peel, but i either am doing it horribly wrong, or the dough needs much more flour and thats not something i want since im loving the current taste.
currently proofing same dough in faguette pan, will bake and make webbum unless something goes more horribly wrong than usual.

>> No.13208105

>>13208055
I wonder how much is stolen

>> No.13208157
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I want the egg fort food though. I want to eat that. I want the surly egg daddy to make me a sammie.

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>> No.13208336
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>> No.13208423

>>13208035
>>13208047
>>13208049
>>13208051
>>13208053
>>13208058
>>13208063
>>13208065
>>13208068
STOP
POSTING
THIS
EGG
FAGGOT

>> No.13208435

>>13208042
DOES

>> No.13208442

>>13208055
So this is the power of sow food. Shieeeeet.

>> No.13208443
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I see this thread is already going places.

>> No.13208461
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>>13208336
Instructions unclear, penis caught in ice machine.

>> No.13208518

>>13208443
Top zozzle

>> No.13208528

>>13208435
HE

>> No.13208531

@13208423
you're an extra retarded fag and don't belong here

>> No.13208642
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>> No.13208663

>>13208035
>uses right hand to pick up dirty unwashed eggshell
>same hand to pick up onions and chilli
>same hand to pick up bread
>probably the same hand to collect money
Yuck.

>> No.13208670

>>13208327
hate touching raw chicken? just get your mom to do it for you

>> No.13208674
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>>13208035
>>13208047
>>13208049
>>13208051
>>13208053
>>13208058
>>13208063
>>13208065
>>13208068
>>13208077
This guy shows up at your eggfort hungry. What do you do to stay profitable?

>> No.13208693

>>13208056
how does he move around without breaking the eggs?

>> No.13208706
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>>13208327
>hacks

>> No.13209230

>>13208674
Sell him eggs... Wtf? You retarded? Selling products is good for profit kys your self you fucking useless pos

>> No.13209234

>>13208443
Still better than half the employess

>> No.13209239

>>13208336
Not sure what I was expecting...

>> No.13209247
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>>13208674
sell him as many eggs as he wants you mongoloid

>> No.13209254

>>13208331
looks like perfect drunk/hungover food
id eat the hell out of that

>> No.13209808

(You know who's also a egg fort king?)

The King of Egg Fort!

Eggfort King, you're one of my best customers!

And now it's your turn to sell eggs!

(I don't know what you call it, but there's no one else who sells eggs like me!)

(This is just my way of doing business.)

(And it's a great way to make a living!)

(You guys can have them! Just give me a chance.)

(I'm in! I'll make you lots!)

(I'll give you all the eggs you need! The egg fort is my business!)

(Hahaha, you guys're just happy to have an egg fort!)

You can't really get eggs from anywhere, so I'll make it my mission to find them all!

>> No.13209815

>>13208528
GET

>> No.13210215

>>13208035
I just realized, the giant bowl of eggs goes on the fire. Whats the purpose? Are they already boiled? What's he up to?
Serious question

>> No.13210234
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>> No.13210295

>>13208674
imagine the smell

>> No.13210326

>>13208035
That was pretty nice.

>> No.13210329
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>>13210234
Disgusting.
I hate electric stoves.

>> No.13210331

>>13210234
Christ almighty

>> No.13210370

>>13208035
This nigga looks Mexican but I think this is in India

>> No.13210600

>>13210215
Keeping the boiled eggs warm presumably.

>> No.13210898

>>13210215
I assumed hes steaming them

>> No.13210912

>>13208642
I want some.

>> No.13210953
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>>13208331
needs more meat.

>> No.13211287
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>> No.13211315

>>13210953
>makes sandwich....forgets to add mayo

throw it in trash

>> No.13211878

>>13208674
>you have to eat ALL the eggs

>> No.13212653

>>13208075
EGG?!

>> No.13212696

>>13211315
There's cheese. You don't need mayo.

>> No.13212739

>>13211287
I don't get it, where's the joke?

>> No.13212875

>>13210953
Do Yuropigs really?

>> No.13212895
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>> No.13213118

>>13212895
what a waste

>> No.13213752

>>13210370
He's some sort of mudrace, that's for sure.

>> No.13213836
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>>13212895
Fucking cheese faggots

>> No.13213857
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>> No.13213863

>>13212895
cheese is such a meme ingredient.

>> No.13214274
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>> No.13214282

>>13212895
do americans really?

>> No.13214284
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>> No.13214302

>>13208075
Seething

>> No.13214303
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>> No.13214308

>>13212895
Retarded. And the his faggot gloves and cutting board only add to the cringe.

>> No.13214314
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13214314

I grab you losers by the nutz and crush them.

>> No.13214468

>>13214274
Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

>> No.13214475

Thank you OP.

You opened the thread with the egg fag and now it's slower than a slug.

This is a haunted thread.

>> No.13214485

>>13208035
DUDE EGG KING xDDD
HOW DOES HE GET OUT LMAO

>> No.13214505

>>13214485
THROUGH THE EGGS-IT

>> No.13214512

>>13214505
Eggzact.ly

>> No.13214520

>>13214512
I'm eggs-periencing a migraine from all this idiocy.

>> No.13214531

>>13214485
>>13214505
>>13214512
>>13214520
this

>> No.13214569

>>13210329
I mean...fucking hell. I thought hoarding was like old magazines or knick knacks or some shit. That's just pure garbage. What the hell drives a person to live like that??

>> No.13214684
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>> No.13214696

>>13214684
don't post gore here

>> No.13214721
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>>13214696
Huh?

>> No.13214744

>>13214721
has your mom never taught you to heat the fucking oil first?

>> No.13214791
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>>13214744
Did someone say properly heated oil?

>> No.13214804

>>13214569
Mental illness

>> No.13214830

>>13214744
That's Kay. She is the mom.

>> No.13214855

https://youtu.be/aytc5zMgsFM
For the love pig cheese.

>> No.13214984

>>13214569
Meth.

>> No.13215049

>>13213857
wtf is she doing

>> No.13215052

>>13215049
meatballs

>> No.13215057

>>13214684
she looks like a clown with all that makeup
what a hideous fucking bitch

>> No.13215061

>>13214274
what is this movie what the fuck

>> No.13215072

>>13214468
A guy just died trying

>> No.13215075

>>13213863
I concur

>> No.13215586
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>> No.13215623

>>13215061
Cool Hand Luke

>> No.13215818

>>13214791
>that splash
Every fucking time

>> No.13215927

>>13212696
>cheese is mayo
is your IQ below 80?

>> No.13215986
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>>13214274
I remember absolutely nothing else from that movie.

>> No.13215997

>>13213857
just what we need, jack copycats

>> No.13216005

>>13215986
poor kid.

also, looks EXACTLY like me at that age.

>> No.13216021

>>13214282
>95% of these videos are from asia
>hurr du murcins?

>> No.13216027

>>13214274
https://www.newsweek.com/cool-hand-luke-eating-challenge-kills-man-1469656

>> No.13216036

>>13214744
>Oil in the pan for pancakes

>> No.13216166

>>13215986
do Indians have """mordida""" ( the bite to the cake )....

>> No.13216571

>>13215986
Wtf is wrong with people

>> No.13216735

>>13210329

They fuckin suck. Propane far superior FAR!!!

>> No.13216796

>>13216571
>people

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>>13208443

>> No.13216834
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>>13210234
videos like these have traumatized me i now freak out when my bf starts placing empty cups on his desk

>> No.13216842
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>>13210953
i would eat that sandwhich

>> No.13216853

>>13212895
Not as bad as I was expecting

>> No.13216857
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>>13214791
it's the splash that always gets me

>> No.13216862

One cup isn't going to lead to complete squalor. As long as leftover food isn't being left strewn about you're fine. Also post your tits

>> No.13216868

>>13216027
There's like 2 ads after every sentence jesus christ

>> No.13216877

>>13216862
The path to complete squalor starts with a single cup, anon.

>> No.13216897
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>> No.13217551

>>13215586
>I don't like handling my patty too much since it ruins the texture.

>> No.13217670

>>13215927
Is your weight above 300lbs?

>> No.13217679

>>13208327
>hate touching chicken?
>don't!

Wow thanks

>> No.13217697

>>13208331
If I had to wear a dress shirt and tie while frying food I would literally an hero. This is going give me nightmares.

>> No.13217705

>>13208674
How many eggs was that?

>> No.13217817

>>13208035
What is the guy sitting at the bar eating?

>> No.13217915

>>13216834
fag

>> No.13217974

>>13217817
by the look of it, oysters

>> No.13218319
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>>13217974
Oysters anon... oysters in India in front of the eggfort?

>> No.13218402

>>13208035

eggs bug me somewhat, but that still looks like a great meal when you are really hungry on the go...

>> No.13218516

>>13216897
OH GOD
NO PLEASE
STAAAAAHP

>> No.13218709
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>>13208461
>ice machine
Do americans REALLY?

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>>13214274
Should try it with the shells.

>> No.13219863

>>13219757
when the revolution comes, this person should be raped by a horse then forced to eat the crap they make while watching their own videos, then staked to an ant hill covered in honey while a fake tweet is sent in their name to ISIS dissing muhammad with their current location then all of them get napalmed.

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>>13219863
Ok boomer

>> No.13219891

>>13219871
said the drooling retard millennial masturbating to bernie sanders porn while eating his avocado toast in his mini dumpster home.

>> No.13219897
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>>13219891
O
K

B
O
O
M
E
R

>> No.13219914

>>13219897
said his gay friend >>13219897
in between playing dirty sanchez.

>> No.13219921

>>13208327
Reducing the dimensions is an easy way to stop it looking like shit like this

>> No.13219932
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>>13212739
It's the second half of this

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>>13214274
>>13219773

>> No.13219947
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>>13214684
This looks like Come Dine With Me. is it?

>> No.13219963
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>>13219940

>> No.13220036
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>> No.13220120

>>13213857
>>13215049
>>13215052
>>13215997
Not even her worst. Spinach risotto is fucking hilarious.

Her latest effort is amazing though

https://youtu.be/zNto-3DvDpw

>> No.13220131

>>13208461
thanks for the Reddit tier joke

>> No.13220132
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>> No.13220138

>>13220120
>embed link
>see thumbnail
>unembed link

I don't eve want to know

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>> No.13220264

>>13220255
O brave new world, that has such delicious rats in it

>> No.13220335

>>13210329
Looks like the chandler household

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>> No.13220524

>>13208327
>hate toucking food
what the fuck

>> No.13220530

Why does /ck/ humor get deleted but this doesn't ever get deleted?

>> No.13220531

>>13219947
What the fuck

>> No.13220537

>>13220530
It’s a well known fact that jannies can’t laugh

>> No.13220548

>>13208327
>Don't have a sheet rack? Steam the bottom of your chicken!

>> No.13220550

>>13208035
Test

>> No.13220568

>>13216571
>people

Third world subhumans.

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>>13208674

>> No.13220687

>>13220519
modern """"""""""""""""""cinematography""""""""""""""""""

>> No.13220720

>>13220550
welcome back

>> No.13220766
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>>13208443

>> No.13220809

>>13208443
That'll be $7.99

>> No.13220829

>>13208674
Did he live?

>> No.13220848
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>>13208443
>tfw fighting for robo rights and this exists

>> No.13220993

Anyone have the picture coffee machine and the soyboy?

>> No.13221061

>>13220993
>Being this obsessed

>> No.13221090

>>13219773
>that shaking leg
oh man i can feel his despair
chewing egg shell is annoying as fuck, props to him for going far as eating that many of them

>> No.13221095

>>13209815
OUT

>> No.13221160

>>13216857
ID ON THE INGREDIENTS?

>> No.13221175

>>13208443
No need to tip, it tips for you.

>> No.13221228
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>>13210329

>> No.13221345

>>13220255
that's gotta be one of the best trope subversions out there. I coulda sworn I watched this scene before and he vomits after hearing that

>> No.13221358

>>13208443
seems rather wasteful of the toppings, which I'm guessing are not recycled for reuse. I think a particle accelerator type device to embed the sprinkles into the ice cream surface could be designed which'd be lower in 'variable costs' for that portion

>> No.13221373

>>13208055
what exactly is going on here? frozen potao fries going into a hot deep fryer? what's the cause of ignition?

>> No.13221387

>>13212895
How is one so bad at cooking that they can take a perfect steak, perfectly fine cheese, and perfectly fine cubed bacon and create something worthless?

>> No.13221395

>>13221373
Too much oil in the pan causes the oil to go over the edge and ignite.

>> No.13221472

>>13219871
fuck this cunt and his hand movements

>> No.13221491

>>13220132
What's this from?

>> No.13221509

>>13221358
A simple conveyor belt would also work better than the arm. I don't think they were aiming for optimal design with this thing.

>> No.13221517

>>13221491
Bedazzled remake.

>> No.13221520

>>13220036
>>13220041
>>13220042
>Food heals 1 HP.webm

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>>13221520

>> No.13221702

>>13208336
I dont know why but i absolutely lost it at this one

>> No.13221706

>>13221358
Can you really waste subsidized corn syrup

>> No.13221816

>>13221706
Prob not, but you're supposed to hide its cheapness from the normies so that they feel comfortable paying several dollars a liter for it, and this design is rubbing in their face that it's worthless

>> No.13221825
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>>13208336
>garnish

>> No.13221847

>>13214303
nogs are the worst

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>>13208035

>> No.13221892

>>13216897
this makes me immensely uncomfortable

>> No.13221955

>>13219897
raw cucumbers are not food
I will boil the sugars out of wood before I eat cucumbers

>> No.13222313

>>13208327
Hate touching raw chicken? Get out the fucking kitchen then!

>> No.13222316
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>>13222313
Enjoy your salmonella faglord

>> No.13222323

>>13208443
I was going to make a cheeky comment about all that art and gender students loosing their jobs and starving to death because of this machine and how that's a good thing, but the end.. lost hard

>> No.13222334

>>13210234
I'd expect at some nigger's place, however that woman looks pretty well. Unless she's actually 23.

>> No.13222356

>>13222316
Just pop that in the microwave

>> No.13222432
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>>13214274
>>13214468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61HwQxYuYoM

>> No.13222444

>>13210234
I'm just letting them soak overnight, stop being so uptight you clean freak.

>> No.13222624

>>13210953
I'll never understand people putting the outside of a bun on a grill. I want to hold the bun and keep my hands clean. If I wanted grease all over my fingers, I'd eat the meat with my bare hands.

>> No.13222639

>>13222432
wow, now she looks like she's seriously ill

>> No.13222644

>>13221865
Wow animal abuse funny.

>> No.13222652

>>13221865
birds can eat peppers why not reptiles

>> No.13222676

>>13214284
Pajeets are the most unattractive and awful people.

>> No.13222700
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>> No.13222703
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>>13222676
Huh?

>> No.13222746

>>13222703
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you can really taste the culture!!!!!!!!

>> No.13222754

>>13222703
How can Indians eat so much oil and be skinny?

>> No.13222765

>>13222754
Indians that aren't literally starving are skinny fat or fat as fuck like the guy cooking

>> No.13222768

>>13210234
imagine the smell

>> No.13222790
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>>13222754
It's all vegetables.

>> No.13222795
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>>13214284
what's he using for water?

>> No.13222972

>>13208443
>not losing my job anytime soon
Nice.

>> No.13222976

>>13222790
wtf i love pajeets now

>> No.13223365 [DELETED] 
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Ah yes, the birth... of a clown

>> No.13223395

>>13222795
water

>> No.13223398

>>13221160
Completely guessing but
>Bun
>Dogs
>Mayonnaise?
>Grated Parmesan?
>Onion
>Corn
>No clue (apples maybe? But who puts apples on a dog)
>Pulled pork
>Mashed potatoes
>No clue, probably cheese
>Some kind of sauce,
>More sauce
>Bun
>Repeat

>> No.13223408

>>13219897
Is this irony? I can't tell anymore.

>> No.13223460

>>13223408
I don't think so

>> No.13223485

>>13217705
looks about 10 per glass, maybe a dozen.
He just chugged down at least 50 eggs in 15 seconds.

>> No.13223530
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>> No.13223559

>>13214274
>Brando was extremely competitive, and in 1968 he appeared at a private party celebrating Oscar nominations in which Paul Newman was in attendance with his wife Joanne Woodward. Brando approached Newman and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Brando shouting and Newman walking away. Later that evening Brando stood on a table and challenged Newman to an egg eating contest, like the one Newman was depicted doing in Cool Hand Luke, however Newman ignored the challenge.

>Brando, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Newman. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Newman! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Newman!", while mocking and insulting Newman the whole time, and calling him a "phony".

>Eventually, Brando consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Newman's character did in Cool Hand Luke. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Newman! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Newman. I'm better than you, and always will be Newman! Don't ever forget that!"

>True Hollywood Tales 1997

>> No.13223566

>>13219947
amerifat tv is so fucking weird

>> No.13223583
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>> No.13223693

>>13221160
>Bun
>Hot dog
>Mayo
>Farofa (toasted cassava flour)
>Onions
>Corn
>Tomato
>Bacon
>Potato puree
>Shredded chicken
>cheddar cream
>catupiry
>bun
>smoked sausage

>> No.13224060

>>13223566
>So obsessed with America he can't even read the filename

>> No.13224068

>>13208077
BASeggD

>> No.13224091

>>13223583
is it safe to say the double bag is used to stash the raw bread and then he pinches it while pouring out pre made toast?

>> No.13224109

>>13224091
Yes. You can see the pocket.

>> No.13225069

>>13208042
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nI6x-DsqZp8

>> No.13225348

>>13219947
>>13223566
It's Come Dine With Me, a Welsh one. I explicitly remember it because my missus is Welsh and this bitch makes all taffs look bad.

>> No.13225490

>>13212895
based niggerhand

>> No.13225519

>>13222356
pop it in the bin

>> No.13225548

>>13210234
So this is why Americans wear shoes indoor. That's one mystery solved.

>> No.13225960

>>13208327
>74C for chicken breast
The proles will truly believe anything their government tells them.

>> No.13225973

>>13222323
Humanities students are almost as bad as people who can't spell 'losing'.

>> No.13225998

>>13220687
don't be antisemitic.

>> No.13226064

>>13208035
OP can't inb4 you fuckin newfag

>> No.13226071

>>13209230
>egg man shows up at your fort and eats all your eggs
>all out of eggs for the day so regular customers have to go elsewhere
>egg man stops coming to your egg fort and all your regular customers have gone away
>badforbiz.jpg

>> No.13226072

>>13225548
kekol

>> No.13226081

>>13208035
The thing about this is that i bet this guy is using shitty grainfed eggs.
I encountered Organic eggs and the difference is out of this world. A real egg will either have a very intense orange or yellow colour yolk and you will notice a stronger more eggy flavour.
When you go back to regular store eggs they taste so bland because the chickens are fed a bullshit diet of soy

>> No.13226088

>>13226081
indeed
and desu eggs fresh from a small local farm are a step again above store=-bought organic

>> No.13226107

>>13216897
I work in an emergency department, and this kind of low-level crap really eats up my time.

>> No.13226120

>>13226107
>he thought medicine was about helping intelligent people who are sick or injured through no fault of their own

>> No.13226128

>>13223583
This dude would be considered notoriously obese back in his day and is now average

>> No.13226187

>>13226120
No, emergency medicine is about life-threatening emergencies, not I'm-too-incompetent-to-use-a-knife-and-now-my-finger-needs-sewing-up.

>> No.13226534

>>13226088
I buy vitaeggs which seem to be sourced from a farm.

>> No.13226549
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>>13222700
do americans really?

>> No.13226720

>>13226549
No, not really. Some white trash with nothing better to do buy this crap, but for the most part it's laughed at.

>> No.13226776
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>>13222703
>using his bare hands to cook with

>> No.13226949

>>13208423
t. indian egg villain

>> No.13226985

>>13222795
ganges water, it's holy

>> No.13226989

>>13214531
there is no eggscape

>> No.13227037

>>13221160
I'm 99% sure this is from Brazil
>bun
>hotdogs
>mayo
>farofa (seasoned cassava flour)
>onions
>corn
>tomato
>chopped bacon
>mashed potato
>shredded chicken
>cheddar
>mayo or catupiry cheese
>bun
>hotdogs
what the hell

>> No.13227076
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>> No.13227084

>>13223408
It's an unironic bad joke.

>> No.13227088
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>> No.13227114

>>13222700
>>13226720
I would totally buy that if the knife can be removed easily for sharpening.
I fucking hate prep work.

>> No.13227123

>>13208443
fucking lol

>> No.13227126

>>13213857
Is that a British recipe?

>> No.13227236

>>13227114
You don't need to remove it to sharpen. Just use a stone.

>> No.13227254

>>13227088
saved

>> No.13227281

>>13222765
>fat as fuck like the guy cooking
huh??

>> No.13227286

>>13208327

Nothing like totally unmarinated chicken slapped into a cold pan before gradually heating up.

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>>13219863
>when the revolution comes
which one of them? because everyone seems to have their own preference

>> No.13227307

>>13211287

Not nearly enough salt. Barely edible.

>> No.13227348

>>13214791

>Taking the trouble to put a cover on the panhandle and NOT DROPPING MEAT AWAY FROM YOU

>> No.13227352

>>13215586

>glass stovetop

>nonstick pan for searing meat

>using metal utensils in a nonstick

>using a nonstick with all the coating scraped off of it by your metal utensils

Jesus Christ just don't eat food.

>> No.13227358

>>13216857

Lay the protein away from yourself. The splash goes the other way.

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>> No.13228226

>>13227307
is this a joke?

>> No.13228365

>>13214284
Wait wtf is going on. It's too blurry. Is that a toilet

>> No.13228394

>>13214303
Could've just shoplifted one or two items but not all of those. Motherfucker.

>> No.13228439

>>13222676
Did you forget abbos exist

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>>13216897
Is she using a fucking bread knife?

>> No.13228535

>>13228217
pretty cool. I like that.

>> No.13228562

>>13222754
They're not. They're either starving (and thus thin because they can't afford food) or they're beyond fat. India has a serious health issue because how shit the diets of those who can afford food is

>> No.13228575

>>13222703
how much oil/butter does he need to add???

>> No.13228579

>>13222754
There are plenty of fat/overweight indians....

and also heartdiseas and diabetes is rampant

>> No.13228678

>>13208674
must be as large as a barge at this point

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>> No.13228812

>>13220519
And people think capeshit is what is destroying modern cinema.

>> No.13228821

>>13228812
It is. Sausage Party was critically panned and was a commercial failure, something that will never be remembered. Because of Marvel we're getting six capeshit movies per year for eternity. So which has done more damage?

>> No.13228845

>>13228812
>>13228821
>Implying capeshit isn't keeping the film industry alive so you can get great weird or artsy stuff too

>> No.13229106

>>13220634
kek

>> No.13229268

>>13228821
it got 83% on rotten tomatoes

>> No.13229274

>>13220519
pathetic

>> No.13229308

>>13216857
>>13216857
this is why we have trump as president. thats not food. thats something from the heart of hell. jesus wept

>> No.13229311
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>>13228365
YES

>> No.13229315

>>13216897
>>13216897
you should see her other content. her spag sauce is hideous. she must be retarded.

>> No.13229336

>>13220519
can we please bring back death camps? im a raging liberal, and i want to round up all the talent and producers of this film and force them to work on disney films until they drop dead, then burn their bodies in ovens.

>> No.13229465

>>13219947
human garfield

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>>13223530
damn

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>>13229336
>im a raging liberal
Found a pic of you

>> No.13229496

>>13228365
It's India, what else are they going to use a toilet for, Shitting?

>> No.13229580

>>13208443
this literally rustles my jimmies!

>> No.13229704

>>13220519
is this the infamous "Sausage Party"?

>> No.13229973

>>13222700
I already use scissors if I'm lazy for celery and suc. Got a set of medical shears I use for jointing chicken and such.

>> No.13230007

>>13228579
yeah

>> No.13230044

>>13227126
No, it's her recipe.

>> No.13230056

>>13228845
There hasn’t been a great movie in years now

>> No.13230365

>>13230056
Nobody cares about your faux elitism.

>> No.13230373

>>13208035
Where does he get off

>> No.13230439

>>13219947
Why is that lady in a bikini?

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>> No.13230482

>>13227126
Oi, that's the ol' Gilchriston pudding mate.

>> No.13230516

>>13223693
>>13227037
>"cheddar"
>"catupiry"
Fixed.

>> No.13230549

>>13223408
Yes. Watch his video about the vegan bat.

>> No.13230609

>>13227076
So that's where disney got the idea from. Huh. The more you know.

>> No.13230625

>>13229478
Don't worry about it. She's married to some middle aged guy and has a baby now.

>> No.13230686

>>13219947
this is Italian, the show is called Ciao Darwin

>> No.13231354

>>13214284
>Americans

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>>13216857
>All that mountain of shit is just the first layer

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>>13231545

>> No.13232216

>>13220264
Eating any other small animal is the same, as long as the rat doesn't have any disease and is prepared correctly it's just meat

>> No.13232221

>>13222356
>>13225519
I'm not sure Jack fits in either of those

>> No.13232343

>>13212875
It's from Brazil, not Europe