/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13201791]

>"Hey guys, Mark Wiens here and today is a beautiful day in Gambia, Africa"
>Montage of some shanty town
>Mark spots a joyful boy on the street
>"Let me just... Oh wow, Ming, look at that child's forearm!"
>"So plump and tender"
>Eyes enlarge as the monster stares into the screen
>"I can't wait to take a bite of that!"
>Mark violently chases after a small Gambian child and tears his scalp off in one smooth grab whilst his malnurished wife and son watch with dead end eyes
>Oh wow... You can... You can almost smell the freshly squeezed blood coming from his veins!
>Mark rips out of the eyes of the crying child
>"Oh, and the tears really help tenderise that juicy flavour!"
>Mark begins to cock his face with a psychopathic grin as he rips out the still living child's entrails and begin to devour them
>"They just melt in your mouth! MMMMMMMMHHHHHH OHHHHHHH!"
>Ming watches in despair, unable to look away, the sight of her 'husband' devouring so many children has left her numb, yet in constant shock
>Mark rips the boy's spine out and begins to snap each bone to hunt for bone marrow
>His long, anteater-like tongue caves into the ridges for his tender treat
>"Mmm, it really melts in your mouth!"

[Anonymous No.13201797]

>>13201791
i hereby inaugurate this theaf with a wet fart
*farta wetly*

[Anonymous No.13201798]

where are the bodies Mark?

[Anonymous No.13201899]

>>13201791
based wiensposter

[Anonymous No.13201978]

>>13201798
>implying they aren’t in his fecal matter by now

[Anonymous No.13202001]

>>13201791
alright, this was funny

[Anonymous No.13202243]

Needs hot sauce! Hot sauce I cannot live without.

[Anonymous No.13202444]

>>13201791
This isn't the Adam thread...

[Anonymous No.13202459]

Mark sounds like a Skinwalker

[Anonymous No.13202526]

>>13202459
I’m certain he’s a demon

[Anonymous No.13202553]

>>13202526
you're not wrong.