/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13201772]

i just fukkin ate a jar cold cheezewizzz and i feel so fucking sick im about to throw up

[Anonymous No.13201782]

>>13201772
Then why the fuck did you eat it in the first place retard.

[Anonymous No.13201789]

>>13201782
i was hungry, and sad, and cheese tastes good so i got out a spoon and started eating it

[Anonymous No.13201808]

>>13201772
you goofed, we've all been there. It won't be fun throwing it up but it might actually be better than trying to shit tomorrow, speaking from experience.

[Anonymous No.13201820]

You should throw it up. You don't want that shit in your system like that. All those empty ass calories that ain't gonna serve you any good this late at night anyway. Go yak it up and learn from this, brother. Take better care of yourself.

[Anonymous No.13201829]

>>13201772
Should have mixed it with pepto bismol first.

[Anonymous No.13201847]

>>13201772
upload pics

[Anonymous No.13201848]

>>13201829
Pink Cheez Whiz. Don't give Kraft any fucking ideas.

[Anonymous No.13201851]

>>13201772
why are americans like this

[Anonymous No.13201864]

>>13201820
>>13201808

already threw up chunks of orange cheese, god its stickk stuck in my neck i almost died, i can barely breath now, its all gunked up guys what if i choke and die it burns too fuck

[Anonymous No.13201868]

>>13201864
drink plenty of water and either purge or try and ride it out, I can go ahead and let you know tomorrow's daily morning dump will be unpleasant if you ride it out but if you really hate throwing up then it might be the right choice for you.

[Anonymous No.13201975]

>>13201851
Jews have corrupts our souls, drained us of morals and filled us with sin.
t. American

[Anonymous No.13201983]

>>13201772
Try real cheese. You can eat several pieces without eating that much. Same with real, good food in general.