/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13198099]

never eaten here except getting a Dorito taco once like 6 years ago. What do I get?

[Anonymous No.13198109]

>>13198099
you're better off bringing your own nixtamalized hard shell, first of all, because the shells there are not good. other than that get whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.13198110]

>>13198099
A spread. Get tacos, crunch wrap supreme sub shredded chicken, burritos and god help you if you use anything besides gobs of the hottest sauce they have

[Anonymous No.13198119]

>>13198099
frito burrito, nacho cheese dorito taco, crunchwrap no tomato, cinnamon twist

[Anonymous No.13198242]

>>13198119
>no tomato
Excuse me go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.13198289]

>>13198099
Ignore everything in this thread other than the fritos burrito and the guy defending tomatoes, unless you’re one of those weirdos who doesn’t eat tomatoes. The only way to get a taco is in a box or part of a promotion. The Doritos tacos are the worst, so just go for a soft shell and get it fresco. The 5 layer burrito is the best item, but they raised the price by almost a dollar last year. Get it grilled and add onions and red sauce. Dip it in fire sauce; it’s not the “hottest”, but it’s much better than diablo, and none of the sauces are actually hot. after that go off the dollar menu, and use the app to customize. Ignore all the combos, anything Crunchwrap, griller, or quesarito; there will be anons who recommend the quesarito. Don’t listen to them. TB is about value, and that’s because they make money on idiots who don’t know how to order.

[Anonymous No.13198311]

>>13198099
just go to Del-Taco or if your city has it a cheap hole in the wall Mexican chain restaurant that does take-out

[Anonymous No.13198342]

>>13198289
this anon knows what they are talking about.
grilled + red sauce is absolutely based.
fresco soft taco is the only way to go too

[Anonymous No.13198345]

>>13198242
Tomatoes aren't THAT good, are they?

[Anonymous No.13198425]

>>13198099
crunch wrap supreme. only thing worth getting

[Anonymous No.13198429]

>>13198242
>>13198345
taco bell tomatoes taste like tap water

[Anonymous No.13198473]

>>13198099
Mexican Pizza Combo

[Anonymous No.13198609]

>>13198099
Inflation fucked this place up so bad. I remember in the early 2000s the taco salads were huge. Now they are tiny, there is less of everything, and they use rice as a filler now where as before it was just a lot of meat and beans. I dont remember what they costed but im sure theyve gone up. The bigger joke is regular tacos, like in that picture op, are 1.50 a pop. Fast food tacos are unfilling and its easy to plow through 10 of them. Its not like more premium tacos where 2-4 and youre good. So you end up spending 15+ on basic ass tacos to feel a tinge of fullness.

Fuck taco bell. Taste is there, but portions and pricing are total scams

[Anonymous No.13198669]

>>13198311
This. Del taco is a lot better, and you may have to search around but finding a good burrito shop is a blessing

[Anonymous No.13198767]

Chalupa Supreme > everything else

[Anonymous No.13198803]

>>13198669
Del taco's deluxe cheeseburger is actually better than the rest of the menu.

[Anonymous No.13198807]

>>13198803
I meant double del whatever it's
called.

[Anonymous No.13198808]

>>13198803
Nah, it aint bad but naaaaah

[Anonymous No.13198821]

>>13198808
Also those carne asada tacos that came in foil with a lime wedge. But everything else is bland

[Anonymous No.13198822]

>>13198099
>What do I get?
An application, nigger.

[Anonymous No.13198826]

>>13198099
The double chalupa is pretty good. The shell is soft like the original chalupas was when it launched over 10 years ago. Even has the nacho cheese by default. Regular chalupas now have a really chewy shell for some reason.

>t. fan of original nacho cheese and beef chalupa

[Anonymous No.13198930]

Chicken quesadilla. Ask for extra cheese, chicken, and sauce.

[Anonymous No.13199173]

>>13198099
get "queso-rito"

[Anonymous No.13200397]

In the dollar menu they have these mini chicken quesadillas that they put some kind of Chipotle sauce in that are awesome. I usually grab 3 or 4 of those and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.13200464]

>>13200397
They just replaced the mini chicken quesadilla with a shredded chicken quesadilla melt (with the chipotle sauce) and it’s pretty good, but still not a top 3 dollar menu item.

[Anonymous No.13200478]

Mexican pizzas.

[Anonymous No.13200620]

>>13200464
Damn it I knew it couldn't last forever. Thanks for the heads up.

[Anonymous No.13200661]

>>13198099
Why do people add and sub stuff in for their orders so much here? The employees must hate the people that do that

[Anonymous No.13200783]

>>13200661
I'm sure they just add extra drool to those picky retard's orders.

[Anonymous No.13200795]

>>13200661
Yeah, onions and red sauce should be default on everything, and all burritos should be grilled.

[Anonymous No.13200820]

They got rid of a lot of their menu items recently. Probably because of the China trade war. They also raised prices.

Grilled stuft burrito was pretty good. It's gone now. :(

[Anonymous No.13200873]

>>13200820

Is it me or does their hottest sauce taste/smell like old spice deodorant?

[Anonymous No.13200921]

>>13200873
Diablo is garbage. Fire is the only sauce worth getting and should come by default with every order unless you specify otherwise.

[Anonymous No.13200928]

>>13198099
Get a double decker taco. Oh wait, you fucking can't. THANKS A FUCKING LOT TACO BELL

[Anonymous No.13200959]

>>13200661
I used to be a managed at Whataburger after working the cash register, flipping burgs, and prepping. I loved the really weird crazy orders, gave me something to break up the monotony. My fast food orders are crazy when I go to Whataburger now.

>monterrey melt
>add avocado and bacon
>extra grilled onions
>add creamy pepper sauce (to go with the jalapeno ranch)
>texas toast instead of a bun
>add pickles
>add more pickles please
>large onion rings instead of the fries
>large unsweet tea with some splashes of lemonade

hnnnngh

[Anonymous No.13201033]

>>13198099
A DUI hopefully

[Anonymous No.13201076]

>>13198099
I like the quesarito, it's like a beanless burrito rapped in a quesadilla. Pretty tasty, though you gotta open it up and add some hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.13201082]

>>13198289
>The Doritos tacos are the worst
I remember not being crazy about the other flavors, but I think the Nacho Cheese one is pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.13201164]

>>13198609
I recently fell for the Taco Supreme meme and paid way more for what were basically regular tacos for more money

[Anonymous No.13201178]

>>13198099
Get a crunchwrap supreme. It's legitimately good, as long as your local Taco Bell doesn't have ingredient Jews who skimp on the meat and cheese in favor of extra shredded lettuce.

[Anonymous No.13201303]

>>13198099
I wish they would bring back the triple steak stack. Also their five dollar meme boxes fucking suck cock

[Anonymous No.13201324]

>>13201076
>rapped
>open it up
>hot sauce
Quesarito fags are literally retarded. Never listen to anyone who ever recommends a quesarito.

[Anonymous No.13201334]

>>13198099
Regular tacos. Get the party thing. They never give you enough sauce, you want about 3 packets per taco. You want fire hot sauce, Diablo is disgusting.
I should point out this should only be done with a buddy after a night of drinking. You two should look like you just crawled out the woods.
Next, take a spot inside the restaurant visible to everyone and make them watch 2 men consume 30 tacos in 20 minutes.
Halfway through get more hot sauce, they never give you enough
When done be polite, wipe up the horrific scene
Go home and shit out your hangover

[Anonymous No.13201352]

>>13201334
dude dae alcohol lmao

[Anonymous No.13201372]

>>13201352
Are there really anons who drive to Taco Bell without first hitting the car flask?

[Anonymous No.13201373]

>>13201352
It is objectively the only good way to do taco bell. Sorry you don't have friends to drink with.

[Anonymous No.13201375]

>>13198099
Just skip it and enjoy the memories of good, cheap, junk food. TB has gone to shit, menu and value wise.
If you insist, get dollar menu shit. Spicy potato taco, spicy tostada, a shredded chicken queso melt subbed for grilled chicken, and a happy hour drink.
A good meal for $4.

[Anonymous No.13201379]

>>13198311
Meh, even Mexicans have said taco bell isn't Mexican food but they like it. It's its own niche. Fecal matter covered carnita tacos don't scratch the same itch.

[Anonymous No.13201395]

>>13201324
Bruh you can just close it again, it's not that fuckin hard

[Anonymous No.13201396]

>>13201375
Why don’t you throw in some cinnamon twists while you’re at it? You basically chose every other garbage item off the dollar menu.

[Anonymous No.13201398]

>>13201379
Why do you come to a food board just to falsely argue hispanics like taco bell better than real hispanic food? Odd, to say the least.

[Anonymous No.13201410]

>>13201396
What, you like the fucking cheesy roll ups tendy boi?
If youre fucking borderline homeless, of course you get the ghettoritos. Two will do ya for a meal. Can't beat the value. But they kinda suck rectum taste wise.
At least get them grilled and add onion and red sauce for free.
The bean and rice burrito subbed with black beans with meat added is good, but then it's close to $2 at my joint.
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.13201411]

>>13201398
Many more affluent Mexican-Americans regularly enjoy Taco Bell. You’re projecting again, anon.

[Anonymous No.13201417]

>>13201398
How do you get "like better" from "like"?
I know that Mexicans are hardcore food police despite their nachos stacked with retarded shit, but you take it to a whole new level of insecurity.

[Anonymous No.13201430]

For me, it's the cinnamon twists and an order of lay's bbq chicken tenders from the kfc menu.

[Anonymous No.13201463]

>>13201430
I can smell the chili choking, pepper belly ass hurt from here.

[Anonymous No.13201467]

>>13198767
The 7 layer burrito and steak quesarito called and said you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.13201482]

>>13198099
objectively best order:
1 double decker taco
1 cheesey gordita crunch
1 crunchwrap supreme

some diablo sauce

[Anonymous No.13201564]

>>13201410
>at least get them grilled and add onion and red sauce for free
>faggot
Kek. I’m the anon who’s been ordering everything like that and posting about it for the past two years.

[Anonymous No.13201853]

>>13198099
3 quesaritos
3 bean and beef burritos

[Anonymous No.13201873]

>>13198099
Diarrhea

[Anonymous No.13202513]

>>13198099
Honestly, their steak chalupas

[Anonymous No.13202523]

Went there recently and the cashier told me they completely discontinued all $5 boxes so I no longer have much reason to go there

[Anonymous No.13202525]

>>13198110
Their hottest sauce tastes like shit and has no actual pepper in it. Get the 2nd hottest sauce (Fire or something?) has pepper in it and tastes much better.

[Anonymous No.13202603]

>>13202523
>they discontinued all $5 boxes
“no”

[Anonymous No.13202604]

>>13198099
those fucking queseritos or whatever are amazing