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13188601 No.13188601 [Reply] [Original]

it's brekkie time
post yours, shit on others
pic related, my brekkie

>> No.13188613

>>13188601
Looks like gay vegetarian trash

>> No.13188616

A real man has meat on his bread(having bread is pretty weak)

A real woman has her own eggs

>> No.13188623

>>13188613
>>13188616
jokes on you, there's fried salo underneath the eggs

>> No.13188624

>>13188601
>breakfast at 11:09AM according to timestamp.
Well, you're not as degenerate as the Korean guy. Let's just hope you're not eating in front of a computer...

>> No.13188626

Why do you have whole coffee beans on your plate?

>> No.13188634

>>13188601
Leftover pizza slices. I'll get shit for this but microwave for like 15 seconds then throw in a skillet and it's as good as just from a big ass Italian oven. The combination makes it soft and gooey on the outside and gets a nice crust on the underside, even with a hangover I can deal with leftover pizza slices.

>> No.13188637

>>13188634
I agree, pan-reheated leftover pizza is really really good

>> No.13188640

Cinnamon Porridge

>> No.13188642

>>13188601
Brekkie? Why do you type like a faggot? How many dikkies have you sukkied?

>> No.13188648

730 am and no brekky 4 me

>> No.13188649

>>13188642
why so triggered? did you skip brekkie and now you're angie-wangie? don't worry, dins-di s is just around the corner

>> No.13188650

>>13188642
Look at your own typing.
>sukkied
WTF is that, something you did to your daddie in law last night?

>> No.13188653

>>13188642
He's literally drinking a glass of milk. That says everything.

>> No.13188662

>>13188650
It’s what you do to baby boys, Semite

>> No.13188663

>>13188648
Perhaps you'll get a proper lunch.

>> No.13188668

>>13188662
If that's the best you can come up with then no wonder you're making minimum wage.

>> No.13188669

>>13188653
it's kefir you pleb

>> No.13188674

>>13188669
It's kaffir, that's niggers.

>> No.13188677

>>13188668
Stop. Abusing. Children. You sick fuck.

>> No.13188682

>>13188677
This is 4chan, we're all sick fucks, it's like some sick fucks calling others even more sick fucks. WTF!?

>> No.13188693

>>13188601
>>13188601
Are those mushrooms on the eggs? They look pretty dodgy, and I love mushrooms. Avocado doesn't do anything for me, so meh for that. I'd rather have butter and jam. Salad looks okay, eggs are good. I'll give it a 6.5/ 10.

>>13188653
Milk is good. I've been drinking it since I was a child, and my dick is thicc as fuck. I still drink a glass nearly every day. Your test levels must be low if milk has any significant effect on you.

>> No.13188696

>>13188677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_GxaoOJFTY
Don't forget to turn that holy water into wine.

>> No.13188700

>>13188601
This looks awful. Just terrible. Wtf salad at breakfast???

>> No.13188702

>>13188696
Ok boomer

>> No.13188705

>>13188601
>a breakfast salad
I'm both horrified and intrigued.

>> No.13188707

>>13188702
Oh the little bitchy bitch wants to complain does it?

>> No.13188718

>>13188700
That's for fags, they like tossing salad 24/7.

>> No.13188722

>>13188707
Eat your bran flakes.

>> No.13188736
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>>13188722
No thanks, but there's plenty more faggy flakes for you.

>> No.13188745

>>13188736
>wheaties
Holy shit, you're an actual boomer lol

>> No.13188750

>>13188745
I'd like to know what you define yourself as, let me guess, a stupid kid that lives off of his parents?

>> No.13188753

>>13188745
The billy idol garbage didn’t give it away?

>> No.13188758

>>13188753
It's just a song, nothing more, nothing less, but better than nigger music.

>> No.13188759

>>13188750
>that cope
Take your blood pressure pills, cramps.

>> No.13188761
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>>13188601
If I ate that I'd be frucken fartin and shitten all down my legg OP I bet u like the smell of shitten dint ya? Gay bitch. I ate a good meal 4 breakfeast

>> No.13188764

>>13188759
oh I forgot my walking cane

>> No.13188769
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>>13188736
Anal sex between men is conservative values

>> No.13188791

>>13188769
Seems more like california bullshit and excuses to not be human beings. They call it reality like bringing nigger over the boarders for make pretend bullshit so they can try to pretend to be humans. One day you young faggots will rule, but it's not today, not now, you don't deserve it yet.

>> No.13188794

>>13188769
Let me guess, you voted if you voted for that conchita bitch?

>> No.13188796

>>13188750
>collects social security
>accuses others of being leeches
maximum projection

>> No.13188804
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>>13188769
Hell yeah I want to hear rappers tell me about low taxes and Christian zionism. I Want to have black Gay men neighbors over to my BBQ and I'll make jokes about the BBC BBQ in front of my wife and my whole family will come outside and we will lay grandpa's ww2 war flag on the lawn and salute as they have Gay sex on top of the flag. This is what freedom looks like this is what my pastor wants.diversity is a strength and I'm embracing it. I just got back from my trip to Israel and I hate those Muslims who hate our freedom and Israel. I want Gay black space force marines to shoot those badMuslims and give them good Muslims freedom. I wanna eventually have a Muslim Maga neighbor guys.

>> No.13188803

>>13188769
What was the last south california cult that you joined?

>> No.13188809

>>13188796
I've never taken any money from the government, that said I could given the amount of money that I've paid in taxes.

>> No.13188813

>>13188804
"rappers" yo yo yo, know what i mean?
Yeah ok, with the nigger beat.

>> No.13188816

>>13188804
What's wrong with that ketchup?

>> No.13188817
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13188817

Kimchi, meatballs and kvas

>> No.13188818

>>13188791
>over the boarders for make pretend
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>> No.13188821

>>13188804
Needs more fried calamari

>> No.13188824

I didn’t take a pic, but this morning I had coffee and oatmeal with petite diced apples and cinnamon in it. It was great. My wife used to get those instant oatmeal packets but I’ve decided it’s just easier and better to make my own with what we’ve got on hand.

>> No.13188827

>>13188804
based schitzo

>> No.13188837

>>13188693
it's kidney beans, not mushrooms
>>13188700
>>13188705
it's refreshing
>>13188817
based, breakfast of champions

>> No.13188846

>>13188824
It's a good time for apples, it's the season and will end soon so buy lots of apples and put them in your fridge for later.
There are more varieties available now than I can shake a stick at.

>> No.13188875
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13188875

Today it’s just unseasoned oatmeal in my car because I was running late for work.

>> No.13188898

>>13188816
It' that fat chup. Taste good

>> No.13188901

>>13188813
Yeah like that but put Maga in it

>> No.13188920
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13188920

>>13188827
Should I send this picture to my daughter? I'm not crazy you're crazy. If I'm crazy it's for 3 things america,godisrael,and bud light

>> No.13188922

>>13188875
Why even bother I'd feel like a peasant

>> No.13188925

>>13188601
What's your height and weight? What else do you eat the rest of the day?

>> No.13188926

>>13188920
I can't believe they'd let that nigger vote republican. what an uncle tom piece of shit nigger.

>> No.13188928

>>13188926
You've been banned from r/thedonald

>> No.13188933

>>13188926
Niggers should know their place. If they keep voting republican, we're going to have to make their vote count only 3/5 again.

>> No.13188937
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>> No.13188955

>>13188925
6'1, 90kg
will have some salmon and salad for dinner
during the week I don't eat breakfast so on the weekend I have a large one

>> No.13189004
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>> No.13189110

On weekends I eat pancakes with lemon and sugar, and coffee.

>> No.13189117
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13189117

Fresh milk.

>> No.13189200

>>13188824
Saw this and decided to make some for myself, along with some coffee. Perfect morning, thanks for sharing

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>>13189117
>interspecies blowjob (not involving a human)
now that's something I can safely say I've never seen before

>> No.13189439
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>>13189390
Bet you've never seen OP like this either.

>> No.13189465

>>13189439
that actually have seen

>> No.13189470
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13189470

Mine is the best here

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>>13189465
Sheeeiiiiit.

>> No.13189579

>people would rather post animals sucking, fucking, and eating literal shit than post their breakfast

the absolute state of /ck/

>> No.13189589

>>13189470
based and breakfast-beanpilled

>> No.13189613

where's the 'chup?

>> No.13189622

>>13188920
>trump is supported by (((them)))
False flagging retard lefty

>> No.13189662

>>13189622
Pathetic. Not even the most delusional of /pol/ virgins denies their god emperor being pro-Israel. Keep sucking kosher cock.

>> No.13190044
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>> No.13190560

>>13188642
based

>> No.13190587
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13190587

Dippy eggs and soldiers

>> No.13190639

>>13188922
I had a bowl full leftover after I fed my dog and figured it’s better than being hungry.

>> No.13190720

>>13188616
Your opinion matters little in the grand scheme of things and I don't think your post was as clever as you thought it was.

>> No.13190812

tfw didn't have dins dins today but I look forward to tomorrow's brekkie

>> No.13190825

>>13189662
It’s so hilarious how victorious this lefty feels having to resort to saying /pol/ is right to call out /pol/

>> No.13190932

>>13190825
/pol/tardation everyone!

>> No.13190944

>>13190932
You have to use /pol/s ideas and language to attack /pol/ because your own is impotent

>> No.13190978

fuck off you retards
keep your political autism away from brekkie

>> No.13191386

>>13188626
it's kidney beans

>> No.13191431

>>13190044
That’s a good looking sandwich.

>> No.13191447

>>13188937
Looks great, any meat in there?

>> No.13191461

>>13190587
How long do you cook your eggs?

>> No.13191517

>>13191461

3 minutes and a bit depending on size, carefully lowered into water on a high boil.

>> No.13192026

>>13188761
It's always nice to read what the mentally retarded have to say.