/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13176830]

It’s National Nachos Day! How are you celebrating?

[Anonymous No.13176836]

>>13176830
How will we know when you get in a fatal car flask accident? Do you have a friend or loved one who can post an update when you die/go to prison?

[Anonymous No.13176938]

>>13176836
Don’t worry, anon. I eat plenty of sardines; I’m going to live forever.

[Anonymous No.13176953]

>>13176830
I made nachos with julio's fucking hot tortilla chips, pepper jack cheese, and taco meat made from grass fed beef with mccormick taco seasoning

ate it with 100% pain hot sauce

I didn't even know today was national nacho day until I saw this thread, so that's kinda nice I guess. might mow the lawn tomorrow instead of going to the office, decided not to drink much tonight so I don't get too fat, although I'm drinking topo chicho with lime juice

might mow the lawn tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13176955]

>>13176830
how's that ice tray working for you

[Anonymous No.13176963]

>>13176953
top tier boomerposting, I love it.

I'm making my go-to. Santinas with shredded colby jack in the micro for 1 minute. then spoon on a bunch of chipotle peppers. about the comfiest nighttime snack i can think of. happy nacho day everyone

[Anonymous No.13176984]

does anyone have the copypasta of the guy who drinks a lot of vodka but eats a liverwust sandwich with onions so he's healthy?

[Anonymous No.13176998]

>dolmas
great taste OP

[Anonymous No.13177001]

>>13176984
Where did you hear about that? Answer me now

[Anonymous No.13177011]

>>13176984
I remember reading that but no I don't have the pasta

[Anonymous No.13177047]

>>13177001
I’m pretty high on downers. Did I post this? I don’t think I ever mentioned anything about vodka and liverwurst.

[Anonymous No.13177056]

>>13177047
I really enjoyed the demo for disgaea but I can't stand the cringe-worthy vocabulary all the characters are using in there. Wheres the modern ffta for switch?

[Anonymous No.13177057]

>>13177047
no it's older than that. Maybe it was on fit, I don't remember

[Anonymous No.13177065]

>>13177057
It’s from /ck/...

[Anonymous No.13177088]

>>13177057
Tell me where you read that right fucking now

[Anonymous No.13177099]

>>13177088
make me faget

[Anonymous No.13177133]

>>13176955
Should be ready soon. I typically avoid small novelty ice trays and just stick to full/oversized silicone ones, but don’t see why this shouldn’t work. Only problem was that it was a pain to fill from the filter pitcher without loss. Will post results.

[Anonymous No.13177141]

>>13176830
You win the xbox yet?

[Anonymous No.13177160]

>>13177133
The chulupa boat is the fucking worst LTO Taco Bell has. Wish they would stop bringing it back and actually revive something great like the volcano menu.

[Anonymous No.13177166]

I'm making a frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.13177170]

>>13176830
Is that a cup of piss anon?

[Anonymous No.13177176]

>>13177088
Not him but it's hilarious, dude tries to autistically explain how his liverwurst sandwiches make up for the fact that he drinks a handle of vodka everyday. Hope someone has it

[Anonymous No.13177182]

>>13176830
>Disgaea 4
>The 4th one, specifically
Nice.

I ate that same Taco Bell meal yesterday and it made me feel so gross that I vowed to turn my life around for the second time this month.

[Anonymous No.13177189]

Is this another 5 de Mayo?

[Anonymous No.13177220]

>>13176836
this is what you call a smart OP. this OP is living with his parents right out of highschool and has used that federal aid meant for housing on his personal pleasures in life. you sound bitter that this man is smarter than you.
this OP will have his associates degree in a matter of time, will move onto university within the next year or so, and will transfer with a transfer scholarship and some of that federal aid housing money he's still got after this to make sure that he isn't behind on residual school bills in uni so that he can register for classes right on time and won't miss out on a spot in the classes he needs to graduate as soon as possible.

he might just have a quarter to half his loans planned to be paid off each month for the first two years out of college after his 6 month grace period ends. and he'll have an xbox he got from eating delicious taco bell. i applaud this man and look forward to his posts like i do rare Patti's. OC at it's finest.

[Anonymous No.13177238]

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

[Anonymous No.13177320]

>>13177238
based

[Anonymous No.13177340]

>>13177238
i have not seen this pasta in quite a damn fucking while lol

[Anonymous No.13177366]

>>13177238
It’s not the same without the tommy image.

[Anonymous No.13177376]

are you the taco bell xbox lard ass that eats like 4 meals in 1 sitting?

[Anonymous No.13177386]

>>13177366
Onions ruined this. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.13177387]

>>13177376
“no”

[Anonymous No.13177415]

>>13177386
Onions go on everything at Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.13177517]

>>13177160
Nah, the double chalupa is one of their better items. It’s miles beyond any crunch wrap, or basically anything with a hard shell. This low abv bruery sour isn’t bad either.

[Anonymous No.13177530]

>>13177517
Before he became disabled today, Reviewbrah said the double chalupa wasn’t good because it didn’t have much beef in it. Do you agree?

[Anonymous No.13177562]

I got nachos at lunch from a food truck and they made my stomach hurt. AWESOME

[Anonymous No.13177613]

>>13177176
It’s not a joke, dood.
>>13177530
Reviewbrah is a hack, and the double chalupa is overflowing with beef.

[Anonymous No.13177622]

>>13177415
Unless you tell them not to. The only onions that are worth eating are fully cooked in some way.

[Anonymous No.13177626]

>>13177613
Are you a great big fat person?

[Anonymous No.13177637]

daily liver destruction thread

[Anonymous No.13177649]

>>13177626
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.

[Anonymous No.13177655]

>>13176830
sardines

[Anonymous No.13177671]

>>13177649
I don't fuck fatties, fatty.

[Anonymous No.13177674]

>>13177517
Crunchwrap is shit too. Hard shell taco is the only tacos worth eating. Are you really one of those flour taco faggots? Your opinion is rubbish.

[Anonymous No.13177713]

>>13176955
The ice tray turned out pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.13177722]

>>13177713
Now I have large, medium, and baby sized silicone trays.

[Anonymous No.13177871]

wouldnt the increased surface area make the ice melt faster...

[Anonymous No.13178032]

>>13177871
Yes. It’s meant to emulate crushed ice, which is nice sometimes. Different tools for different jobs.

[Anonymous No.13178034]

i'm fasting today :(

[Anonymous No.13179031]

>>13177622
Terrible taste.

[Anonymous No.13179049]

>>13178034
Godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.13179153]

Tacbo Bell is grim OP

[Anonymous No.13179214]

>>13179153
You probably just don’t know how to order.

[Anonymous No.13179480]

>>13176953
Did you mow the lawn, anon?

[Anonymous No.13179499]

>>13176830
Where's the fucking bowl, dude?

[Anonymous No.13179515]

>>13177613
>Reviewbrah is a hack
You're so cruel.

[Anonymous No.13179521]

>>13177713
>>13177047
An alcoholic and a druggy. Degenerate...

[Anonymous No.13179557]

>>13179480
no, its raining

might mow the lawn the day after tomorrow now, though

that's why I always say "might"... I "might" pick you up at 8, or I "might" eat that burger. you never know what is going to happen, life has its way.

[Anonymous No.13179579]

>>13179521
Where do you think we are. I bet you complain in dickered threads, too.

[Anonymous No.13179854]

>>13179521
Cringe

[Anonymous No.13179964]

>>13179521
go back

[Anonymous No.13180113]

>>13179515
He was never /ck/.

[Anonymous No.13180117]

>>13179557

spoken like a true degenerate

[Anonymous No.13181167]

>>13179557
At least Taco Bell is always a sure thing.

[Anonymous No.13181763]

>>13177713
Have you tried Suntory's Vodka brand that released not too long ago?

[Anonymous No.13181770]

>>13181763
Called Haku

[Anonymous No.13182888]

>>13181763
No. I find Suntory overpriced as is and don’t really dabble in mid shelf vodka anyone. Is it any good?

[Anonymous No.13183035]

It’s tendies and ranch Thursday (apparently).

[Anonymous No.13183067]

>>13183035
Some kid ordered tendies and then threw up everywhere before getting his kiddie food, so I took it home with some guacamole ranch.

[Anonymous No.13183122]

>>13183067
Didn’t win again.

[Anonymous No.13183202]

>>13183122
Well I just ruined TB guac for myself (not that it was ever anything great). Made this fresh gauc ranch mix today and it’s so much fucking better than Taco Bell slop. Ill probably just get nacho cheese sauce from now on.

[Anonymous No.13183612]

>>13177220
Rare you say?

[Anonymous No.13183705]

>>13176830
I’ll buy some nachos for the wrestling stream today’s night. It will be comfy.

[Anonymous No.13183775]

>>13176830
Holy shit you're worse than the cat guy, why the fuck do people like you exist? shouldn't you have necked yourself already.

[Anonymous No.13183791]

>>13176830
American cuisine is pig disgusting

[Anonymous No.13183796]

>>13179515
He looks so effeminate there, like a mid 40s housewife.

[Anonymous No.13184078]

>>13183035
>>13183067
>>13183202
Based. Glad to see the bowl is back.

[Anonymous No.13184502]

>>13183791
It’s Taco Bell, retard.

[Anonymous No.13184693]

>>13177047
The absolute state of amerishits

[Anonymous No.13184719]

>>13184693
>norco and vodka, a decent low abv sour, cheap tex mex, and disgaea 4 in bed
Yeah, sometimes being American is great.

[Anonymous No.13184729]

>>13184719
Imagine needing all this just to feel normal. Seriously consider the rope you obese excuse for a human being.

[Anonymous No.13184740]

>>13184729
>needing
That’s classic poorfag projection. Nobody needs nice things, but guess what? Nice things are nice. Sorry about being poor, though.

[Anonymous No.13184768]

>>13184740
Only a true poorfag would think fast food, cheap vodka and prescription meds in bed were “nice things”.

[Anonymous No.13184781]

>>13184719
Your lack of self control disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.13184872]

>>13184781
>lack of self control
You’re projecting again.

[Anonymous No.13185257]

>>13184719
Or depression, in colloquial terms.

[Anonymous No.13185358]

>>13179964
you go back

[Anonymous No.13186441]

What’s for dinner tonight?

[Anonymous No.13187591]

>>13186441
A double chalupa and a burger. Also got a surprise in the mail (and it wasn’t a fancy Xbox).

[Anonymous No.13187620]

>>13184768
>it can't be nice unless it costs more than a house
buffoon

[Anonymous No.13187662]

>>13187591
Yeah, I ordered a pokemon Switch back when it looked like they were going to sell out and forget about it.

[Anonymous No.13187735]

>>13187662
Got nacho cheese this time and brought home a couple ramekins of this guacamole ranch I made the other day. I’ve never been a ranch guy but this stuff is great.

[Anonymous No.13187872]

>>13187735
TJ dolmas are kind of shit, but for the price any half decent dolma is basically crack.

[Anonymous No.13187893]

>>13176830
I made some burritos.

[Anonymous No.13188067]

>>13187872
Getting nacho cheese sauce and adding your own guacamole to a fresco taco is definitely the way to go.

[Anonymous No.13188251]

>>13177613
>la siren
fucking based.
It's been a while since I see those here in Jalisco

[Anonymous No.13188253]

>>13188251
*la sirena

[Anonymous No.13188256]

>>13176830
gonna borrow your image for an hispachan post

[Anonymous No.13189502]

>>13187591
Can you do me a favor? Put some pepperoncinis in your chalupa and taco next time. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.13189592]

>>13187662
Are you going to wreck your Switch with your greasy grimy fingers?

[Anonymous No.13189749]

>>13177613
10/10 taste brother

[Anonymous No.13190068]

>>13189502
I’ll pick some up next time I’m at the store because now I’m craving them, but aren’t sure how good they’ll go with Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.13190188]

>>13187591
That’s a good looking berg. How much would that run at your restaurant?

[Anonymous No.13190211]

I guess I need to lurk more because I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.13190229]

>>13190188 $14, though it has things that aren’t listed as burger options on the menu.

[Anonymous No.13190447]

>>13190211
OP has yet to win, but it’s more about the journey than the destination.

[Anonymous No.13190748]

>>13190229
Taco Bell burritos reheat swimmingly in the microwave the next day, but half a quality burger makes a great breakfast right out of the fridge with your double chalupa box iced tea and a spot of mug vodka.

[Anonymous No.13190888]

>>13190229
>>13190748
>those abbys
Lewd

[Anonymous No.13190895]

>>13190229
>>13190748
>avocado has black rotting spots
YIKES

[Anonymous No.13191006]

>>13190895
Have you ever actually eaten an avocado in real life?

[Anonymous No.13191477]

>>13177047
>unironically playing disgaea

kek

[Anonymous No.13191513]

>>13176984
I'm pretty sure this is that guy

[Anonymous No.13191963]

>>13191477
What’s wrong with Disgaea? It’s like chess for people with a high IQ.

[Anonymous No.13191986]

>>13190748
This is one of the most soy burgers I've ever seen, and I'm pretty sure the reason why is a tossup between the avocado and the plate it's being served on.

[Anonymous No.13192030]

>disgaea chad
Holy based, i just finished 4 a couple days ago and it was great. Gonna play 3 or 5 next.

[Anonymous No.13192179]

>>13190748
Don't you ever get tired of your arugula lover's burger that you eat every day?

[Anonymous No.13192214]

>>13176830

Who is 2D qt?

[Anonymous No.13192263]

>>13192214

nvm found him

[Anonymous No.13192322]

>>13187872
for a canned food i actually thought TJs dolmas were quite good

[Anonymous No.13193060]

>>13191986
Avocados aren’t related to soy, dum dum.

[Anonymous No.13193104]

>>13192179
I don’t eat it Every day, but no. We make really good burgers, and I change it up pretty frequently. There also isn’t much else we do that’s good after sitting in a box under a heat lamp for an hour plus. No avocado tonight (not sure why something people have been eating regularly since the 90s is all of a sudden triggering anons).

[Anonymous No.13193147]

>>13193104
I went back to the place I said I’d never go again and of course they were out of onions (which I paid ten cents extra for) but they said I could get anything else on the chalupa, and before I could spit out pico or jalapeños he also offered an extra taco, so of course I went with that.

[Anonymous No.13193197]

>>13183202
TB guac is pretty bad, getting the nacho cheese or pico is always a better choice.

[Anonymous No.13193245]

>>13193197
Yeah. I don’t get pico because I get the taco fresco and the chalupa already comes with tomatoes and I (usually) add onions. The cheese sauce makes a lot more sense since the fresco option removes the cheese.

I pulled out my sharpener because I desperately need to sharpen my knife but will probably just pass out again and forget.

[Anonymous No.13193282]

>>13193245
Brought home some potato salad we’re thinking of putting on the next menu. It’s pretty basic but solid. Almost as good as my tiny fork.

[Anonymous No.13193358]

>>13183612
woah! where'd you get that?

[Anonymous No.13193368]

>>13176830
Im marathonning better call saul

[Anonymous No.13194237]

>>13193282
Burgers are good, and good for you.

[Anonymous No.13194952]

>>13194237
Of course they didn’t have iced tea again. Is this just a thing that they dump the iced tea early in the night? It’s really annoying.

[Anonymous No.13195484]

>>13194952

[Anonymous No.13195579]

>>13187662
Grocery Outlet shopping muhfuka

[Anonymous No.13195584]

>>13193368
Because the character named Nacho

[Anonymous No.13195644]

>>13177047
>the bruery

Do you work in downtown Fullerton by any chance

[Anonymous No.13195652]

>>13179515
What happened to him

[Anonymous No.13196070]

>>13195652
suicide attempt

[Anonymous No.13196451]

>>13195644
No. The Bruery has pretty good distribution.

[Anonymous No.13196780]

>>13194952
That seems to happen a lot at a few different places I go to. I guess they don't want to brew anymore if it's getting late and they're going to close soon.

[Anonymous No.13198063]

>>13195484
Sunday is the new Friday and it wasn’t a bad night. Got a raise so splurged a little to celebrate (wish I’d picked up a new candle, though).

[Anonymous No.13198135]

>>13198063
It’s a literal smorgasbord of goodness.

[Anonymous No.13198138]

>>13198135
Does the Hello Kitty brand soy sauce taste cuter than regular Kikoman?

[Anonymous No.13198139]

>>13198135
It’s also healthy salad Sunday (and they had iced tea after 10pm, so it’s an all around win).

[Anonymous No.13198156]

>>13198138
I wish - but, no. Once it’s out I’m going to refill it with Aloha brand, which is objectively the cutest tasting soy sauce.

[Anonymous No.13198182]

>>13198156
These Paqui chips are honestly too spicy for me to enjoy, but I haven’t tried this flavor and am a sucker for contests and holiday liquor gift boxes when I’ve been hitting the car flask and have to get gas (I never play the lottery, for what it’s worth).

[Anonymous No.13198194]

>>13189502
Picked some up and about to give it a try and report back. Got deli sliced because fuck you. Also got an actual sip, tamarind jaritos because it’s been years, and picked up a cacti because if I bought a dog it would probably die, and I fucking love dogs.

[Anonymous No.13198238]

>>13188251
The US may be at its lowest point in living memory, but we can still get decent deenz.

[Anonymous No.13198250]

>>13195584
This is Nacho Varga

[Anonymous No.13198322]

>>13198238
I tried a can of those once. They were disgusting, and I love deenz.

[Anonymous No.13198352]

>>13193368
>>13195584
>>13198250
I admit I didn’t get the reference at first. I dropped BCS mid season 2, however long ago that was. Vince Gilligan was my second favorite X-Files writer (after Darin Morgan, obviously), and while I enjoyed BB, I don’t see myself rewatching it until I meet my future wife who was too cool to have watched it when it came out and has to be convinced, even though she likes Knee Deep a little too much and is biased, but prone to reeducation.

[Anonymous No.13198392]

>>13198352

[Anonymous No.13198445]

>>13198194
Yeah, the pepperoncini didn’t work at all on the taco. I’ll stick to pickled jalapeños from now on.

[Anonymous No.13198460]

>>13198322
I have a ton of food in front of me but you made me realize I hadn’t tried these in awhile, so I figured why not. Couldn’t find the saltines so had settle for these mediocre Milton’s.

[Anonymous No.13198472]

>>13198460
I definitely tend more towards the double layer/sprats, but for the larger variety deenz these are pretty innocuous and pleasantly mild, while still having some good flavor and probably the best texture for a deen this large (and these are LARGE). The sauce isn’t anything special, but a little Melinda’s XXXXtra Reserve 2003 does wonders for pretty much anything and everything.

[Anonymous No.13198496]

>>13195652
He stopped moving.

[Anonymous No.13198499]

Huge ass plate of Super Chos from Filibertos (an Arizona delicacy).

Three beers.

Pornhub open (and browsing BBC).

[Anonymous No.13198546]

>>13198445
I put the peperoncini on the chalupa just because it was out and it still wasn’t good. That said, the deli sliced is definitely the way to go. If I’d bought whole I would have done two on the taco and three on the chalupa, and that would have burned through a third of the jar. As is I barely made a dent, yet I can take a couple mouthfuls with the chopsticks and it’s practically the same as eating a couple whole, since peperoncini are kind of trashy to begin with.

[Anonymous No.13198581]

>>13198352
Bcs is even better than breaking bad. Hey the most recent season of bcs (season 4) was some of the best stuff theyve ever done ever. I think season 3 was actually kinda weak, BUT since season 5 is about to start in january now is a good time to catch up. And trust me, season 4 is fucking amazing. Its pure sadness, grief, and depressing af

[Anonymous No.13200006]

>>13198581
Maybe I’ll give it another shot. I definitely prefer to marathon things that have a few seasons behind them rather than keep up with something currently airing. Didn’t win again, by the way.

[Anonymous No.13200093]

jesus christ I wonder how fucking fat this guy is.

I bet you spend more on taco bell every month than an xbox one costs

[Anonymous No.13200154]

>>13198460
>>13198472
what does that smell like?

[Anonymous No.13200184]

Should've called Nachonal Day

[Anonymous No.13200295]

>>13200093
It would take around 4 months of buying a $5 box every day to afford that Xbox, and if you buy one outright it doesn’t even come with a single taco.

[Anonymous No.13200329]

>>13200295
you aren't counting the extra bullshit OP is buying too. who the fuck eats taco bell every day for 4 months?

[Anonymous No.13200332]

>>13191963
>disgaea
>it’s like chess for people with a high iq

[Anonymous No.13200363]

>>13200329
What extra bullshit? None of the mods cost extra and it’s usually just a double chalupa box with the occasional dollar menu item thrown in.

[Anonymous No.13200384]

>>13200363
even the OP has an extra item in it

[Anonymous No.13200428]

>>13200384
>the occasional dollar menu item thrown in

[Anonymous No.13200952]

>>13198546
As much as “comfy” gets overused, there’s honestly nothing more comfy than having a burger for breakfast in bed at 2 in the afternoon with vodka, iced tea, and DQ XI. I forgot that I added jalapeños to this one so it has a little kick. Nothing else to do today other than laundry and a Taco Bell run; feels good.

[Anonymous No.13201369]

>>13200154
Kind of bland, slightly sweet tomato sauce. Very little “fishiness” for the size of the deenz. Nothing top tier, but also not inedible. A good value if that’s what you’re into.

[Anonymous No.13201419]

>>13200952
Based

[Anonymous No.13201605]

>>13192030
I’ve played 1 and 3 and the general consensus seems to be that the story and characters get worse as it goes on, but the gameplay and mechanics get more intricate and refined, so it’s really hard to play an earlier game after playing 4 or 5, even though the early games are great. Disgaea 1 is a must play game, but might get boring if you’ve played through 4 first.

[Anonymous No.13202784]

>>13198392
huh?

[Anonymous No.13202789]

>>13200006
Wait, win what?

[Anonymous No.13203315]

>>13202789
Life

[Anonymous No.13203378]

What's your TDEE, BowlFlaskBurgerTacoGuy?

[Anonymous No.13203722]

>>13203378
>tdee
Are you having a stroke, anon? That’s clearly not a real word.

[Anonymous No.13204778]

Are you going to have Taco Bell on Thanksgiving?