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13170193 No.13170193[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Well /ck/ could you?

>> No.13170198

looks pozzed. i don't trust it.

>> No.13170199

>>13170193
Literally no, I'm deathly allergic to kiwi

>> No.13170200

Shit I don't think I could

>> No.13170201

>throw in blender and make smoothies
Shit wouldn't even last three days

>> No.13170203

>>13170193
I could eat that in 20 minutes

>> No.13170204

>>13170193
that's a lot of money but it's not worth that...

>> No.13170210

>>13170193
In one week? Fucking EASILY.

>> No.13170214

>>13170193
I hate blueberries, but I can probably finish that in 15 minutes.

>> No.13170219
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>>13170193
I'll probably turn gay for the lack of meat in that dish, so no.

>> No.13170222

>>13170193
give me $30,000 and i'll eat this in the hour

give me $50,000 and I'll shove them up my ass

>> No.13170224

>>13170193
>would YOU eat a reasonable amount of healthy/healthier foods in a reasonable timeframe... FOR MONEY???
Yes, goddamn these kinds of hypotheticals are so stupid.

>> No.13170227

>>13170224
>fruit
>healthy

>> No.13170230

>>13170193
That's not even a lot of food. Who comes up with these dumb boomer memes

>> No.13170233

>>13170193
I have half that amount of blueberries for breakfast everyday. Fruit doesn't make you feel very full, I could easily eat that over the course of a day w/o any issues at all.

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>>13170227
>he doesn't know what soluble fiber is
lmao at your life

>> No.13170246

>>13170243
>soluble

>> No.13170249

>>13170193
Is there a joke I’m missing? I can leisurely snack on that and finish during a day.

>> No.13170250

>>13170199
Hi ross!

>> No.13170262
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>>13170246
Or "dietary fiber," whatever negro fuck eat a salad damn

>> No.13170275

>>13170230
boomers

>> No.13170286
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>>13170193
>pours a whole can of condensed milk over it
now I will eat your fruit

>> No.13170290

>>13170193
Easy, I would even eat at Arby's for $20k

>> No.13170298
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>>13170290
>eat at Arby's
Ok let's not go overboard here

>> No.13170299

How is this even a challenge?

>> No.13170312

>>13170299
because americans are fat and they don't eat fruit or vegetables so a challenge for eating healthy fruits can't be done by americans because of the reasons I already mentioned. for more memes and stuff like this please visit your local facebook

>> No.13170314

>>13170193
The fuck?
Is it deceptively deep? This doesn't seem like very much.

>> No.13170315

>>13170193
>>13170299
Wait, I think I understand. They're saying would you eat after it's been sat out for one week and potentially started to rot.

>> No.13170325

>>13170312
I'm a fat American and I've always enjoyed fruits and veggies- I just overeat them like everything else.
I once ate two pounds of chopped raw carrots in a single sitting.

>> No.13170329

Heh...

>> No.13170338

>>13170222
based

>> No.13170347

>>13170299
>EAD THE FUGING SALAD

>> No.13170354

>>13170201
It says eat, not drink.

>> No.13170360

Uhm, i‘m pretty sure i eat more fruit than that in an average week.

>> No.13170362

>>13170198
What does pozzed mean?

>> No.13170375

>>13170362
HIV positive

>> No.13170380

>>13170354
I'll blend it and eat it with a spoon then.

>> No.13170383

>>13170375
Oh okay

>> No.13170404

>>13170193
Ew, that's disgusting. No, I think you would have to pay me a lot more so I would do something like that. Like, at LEAST a million, before I'd even consider eating all that fruit.

>> No.13170410

>>13170362
like most slurs, it's manchild for "look how insecure I am!"

>> No.13170418

>>13170193
i would eat it all right now for free

>> No.13170424
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>>13170227

>> No.13170439

>>13170410
seething

>> No.13170448

>>13170410
pozzed tranny dilate

>> No.13170451

>>13170439
Case in point.

>> No.13170455
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>Case in point.

>> No.13170502

>>13170193
>Day 1 & 2, focus on the stuff that's cut up, freeze the blackberries and raspberries
>Day 3 Blueberries and grapes
>Day 4 the frozen berries on cereal or w/e. There's not that many
done, easy, 20 grand please

>> No.13170507

>>13170193
That doesn't even look like a big plate.
If it isn't incredibly deep someone could probably eat it over the course of a single day.

>> No.13170508

>>13170193
Who the fuck wouldn't be able to
t. used to be fruitarian

>> No.13170518

>>13170193
i could probably eat that in 20 minutes

>> No.13170528

>>13170354
Ill freeze it up, and blend it again coarsly and eat it over the course of ONE WEEK

>> No.13170538

I could unironically eat that in one sitting

>> No.13170541

>>13170193
Heck I'd even do that for 10,000

>> No.13170550

>>13170262
You got BTFO lol

>> No.13170556

>>13170193
Gimme 8 hours.

>> No.13170559

>>13170193
none of the idiots ITT factored in that the image doesn't reveal how deep this dish actually is. for all you know it could be a 12 foot tube

>> No.13170561

you could probably get most people to eat that in a day for like theater tickets or some mid denomination banknotes

>> No.13170575
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>>13170559
>not being able to eat 12 foot of fruit in 7 days

>> No.13170582

I rapes a CIAnigger while watinng hamburger spaghetti AMA

>> No.13170589

uhh yea

>> No.13170591
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>>13170410
Not as insecure as your immune system.

>> No.13170606

>>13170559
We can see the dish is sitting on a counter and the shadow shows it's only an inch or 2 deep.

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>>13170591

>> No.13170621

>>13170193
Once I ate about 60% of a similar platter in blueberries and later that day I had the most pleasant smelling diarrhea of my life.

>> No.13170625

>>13170559
Length of shadow and angle of light reflections on shiny sides of fruit pieces suggest it is about two or three inches

>> No.13170626

>>13170354
drinking it is still eating you fucking retard

>> No.13170636
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>>13170222

>> No.13170650

>>13170286
>leche condensada
Absolutamente basado

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>>13170550
Not even close, Detective Downs

>> No.13170770

>>13170193
>>13170203
>>13170518
>>13170556
>>13170214
i can do it in 5 minutes.

>> No.13170841

>>13170193
If you can't eat what is probably less than 3 pounds of fruit, 1. you have never been truly constipated, & 2. You are a pussy bitch with a child diet.
I'll buy a 4.5 pound jar of precut grapefruit mixed with monkfruit and I'll eat the whole fucking thing in a single sitting, and wash it down with an entire 2 liter of kumbucha, just so I can get my shitting habits back to normal. It turns the entire next day into an anal exorcism so intense that you lose 15 pounds and dont need to shit for 2 days.
>I do this roughly once a month

>> No.13170859

>>13170841
Imagine being proud of having constipation.

>> No.13170869

>>13170410
seething pozzie

>> No.13170872

>>13170841
if you regularly incorporated fruit and other fiber rich foods into your diet you wouldn't have this issue... what do you eat normally to need to do a cleanse like this?

>> No.13170886

>>13170859
I'm not proud, I just have a problem. The doctor's think it's stress related, because I did a fecal test and nothing came up
Fun fact: a fecal test involves shitting into what loos like a plastic cowboy hat, and using little wooden icecream spoons to place samples of your shit into a half dozen different containers. If you can't deliver it back to the doctor's within a few hours, they tell you to just put your literal shit in the fridge and drop it off when you can.

>> No.13170896

>>13170886
What do you eat? Regularly?

>> No.13170907

>>13170872
I eat a lot of vegetables and leaner meats, along with at least a gallon of water every day. I try to avoid grains, hard liquor, and junkfood.

>> No.13170911

>>13170907
Why do you avoid grains anon?

>> No.13170914

>>13170193
Does it also include eating the bowl?

>> No.13170928

>>13170907 I have diarrhea most days too(I'll shit for 20 minutes, twice a day), it's become a running joke that I am the Michal Jordan of diarrhea.

>> No.13170941

>>13170911
It's a long-standing habit from when I was trying to lose weight, I used to be a fat fuck (I was 300, now around 190), I try to limit my grains to 2 servings or less per day.

>> No.13170957

>>13170941
grains are good for managing your weight but go off

>> No.13171113

>>13170770
There's no pride in being a quickshot, anon.

>> No.13171125

>>13170193
yeah, just give me a spoon
hell, forget the spoon, i could eat this in a fucking hour. that image is for 80 pound females

>> No.13171140

>>13170219
It doesn't say you can't use it to cook. Use the blackberries and raspberries with some lamb

>> No.13171147

>>13171125
the bowl is actualy a foot deep. so its like 10 lbs of fruit

>> No.13171154

>>13170550
He's right though, dumb dumb. There is soluble and insoluble fibre

>> No.13171159

>>13171147
Not even close. It's like 4 inches at most

>> No.13171168

>>13171113
There's some pride in eating OP's colorful plate.

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>>13170591
>trannyfaggot status

[ ] OK
[X] dabbed on

>> No.13171333

>>13170591
holy shit Brather

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>>13170591