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>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.13165787
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13165787

>>13165780
>shitpost, please ignore

>> No.13165804

>>13165787
you have to go back

>> No.13165807

Salvia Officinalis in all garden plots

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>>13165780

>> No.13165812

>>13165780
Thanks, I hate it.

>> No.13165820

>>13165780
this pasta actually got posted on r/4chan and the comments were a busload of butthurt redditors crying about it

>> No.13165826

>>13165780
But does he collect hot sauces

>> No.13165836 [DELETED] 

>>13165820
I hate redditors, they are like fifthly scum in between my toes
btw, am femanon, will post feet if someone gets trips

>> No.13165847

>>13165836
Roll

>> No.13165853

>>13165836
but i only like girls with feminine penises

>> No.13165870

>>13165853
Anon, those are called "boys"... and you're gay

>> No.13165876

>>13165780
I love that this site does this to types of people

>> No.13165884

>>13165836
rollinggg

>> No.13165889

>>13165836
Feet pls

>> No.13165891

>>13165780
no one invites me to barcades

>> No.13165954

>>13165889
Offbyone Kenobi

>> No.13165956

This has to be one of the least relevant boards for you to post this on again

>> No.13165961

>>13165780
I'd go to the barcade. I'm just so lonely I'd jump at the first invite I'd get.

>> No.13165999

>>13165836
Feet pls

>> No.13166003

>>13165999
nice trips
>>13165836
you gotta post em now

>> No.13166038

>>13165780
Sounds like a good time OP, but you should really think twice before getting a vasectomy, you’re still young after all and may change your mind in a few years

>> No.13166069

>>13166038
vasectomies are reversible.

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>>13165847
>>13165853
>>13165870
>>13165884
>>13165889
>>13165999
>>13166003

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>>13165836
>>13165999
You heard him, you no-show ERPing faggot!