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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.13156591

>>13156588
>tfw a literal child can cook better than 95% of /ck/

>> No.13156595
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>>13156588
Please post 3 webms when you start a webm thread. It's /wsg/ and /gif/ etiquette and should be adhered to

>> No.13156597
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>>13156595

>> No.13156605

>>13156588
>ywn have a cute little brother to cook for
>ywn have a big brother who cooks for you

I want a baby bro

>> No.13156609
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>>13156588
So amazing

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>>13156588
>>13156605
>>13156609
The duality of China

>> No.13156617

>>13156588
What if he hurts himself? Bad parents.

>> No.13156622
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>>13156615
Why do American always ruin the thread

>> No.13156623

>>13156615
bad guy

>> No.13156628

>>13156617
they've probably already spent time teaching him how to cook and be careful. looks like he knows what he's doing. trying to keep your kid completely safe is usually worse too.

>> No.13156632

>>13156617
He’s obviously being watched by his dad who taught him how to cook.

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Always wash your food, lads.

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>>13156636
Raccoons are /ck/'s spirit animal

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>>13156615

>> No.13156665

>>13156615
>>13156661
stop ruining the thread.

>> No.13156671
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had this stuck in my head past couple days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvDvTnTGjgQ


>>13156617
when I was his age I was handed a loaded crossbow after an afternoon of doing carpentry
there is no better teacher than hands on experience, but honestly who the fuck do you think is holding the damn camera

>>13156615
this is fucking hilarious
poor confused bird

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>>13156665
Better?

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>>13156672
Amazing.
A sixteen-year-old's idea of badass, but it's a grown man doing it.
Is this what a Chinaman's midlife crisis looks like?

>> No.13156695

>>13156591
based and redpilled

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>> No.13156700

>>13156692
He was on BBC News recently. Chinese Chad is mainstream now

>> No.13156703

>>13156672
>pull top pepsi

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>>13156696
wow, I hate her

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>>13156696

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>> No.13156713

>>13156684
what's wrong with her nerves

>> No.13156714

>>13156700
which clip did they show? the one where the drinks the centipede?
>>13156703
good fucking catch
I guess urban china doesn't really have beach fronts to worry about cutting your feet with those

>> No.13156715

>>13156588
that's cute
that kid will be an amazing cook when he's older

>> No.13156719

>>13156714
It was an article about him getting mega views generally and how he describes himself as an "alcoholic peasant".

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>>13156713
Cerebral palsy

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>>13156714
You think they'd stop using pull tops just because a few people got their feet sliced up?

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>> No.13156782

>>13156763
what the hell is this?

>> No.13156785
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>> No.13156790

>>13156763
I'm getting some bad vibes from this one. Seems cursed.

>> No.13156793
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>> No.13156796

>>13156638
Me on the right.

>> No.13156802
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>>13156754
MOAR

I want more robots effortlessly and efficiently separating meat specimens

>> No.13156806

>>13156638
Can confirm.

>> No.13156810
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>> No.13156818
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>>13156802

>> No.13156827

>>13156763
I could never rock a bolo tie and it always bothered me.

>> No.13156828

>>13156810
gross wrists

>> No.13156830

>>13156726
>that complete lack of a gag reflex
I can see why she got to be the way she is.

>> No.13156838
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>> No.13156846

>>13156782
european television.webm

>> No.13156848

>>13156728

explain this one to me please.

>> No.13156850

>>13156762

every fucking time

>tries to shake the pot despite the chaos

>> No.13156851

>>13156838
Fuck germans are cucked

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>>13156848
Some lady got pulled into the machinery in that part when the floor collapsed and died, and some other people had similar accidents. China has big issues with safety standards and Chinese people know it.

>> No.13156875
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>> No.13156881

>>13156868
Also you can see her pushing her kid away to save it which is pretty fucking sad.

>> No.13156884

>>13156728
fuck I guess thats true, china is after all the place of the easily avoidable industrial accident
I used to take videos into JHSC meetings from liveleaks

>>13156754
>>13156802
>>13156818
I love these types of robots, people are always against automation taking jobs, but it's never the people who want to work in these places
I don't blame them though, the traditional way sucks, and is a lot harder on the body than it looks
but jesus christ, the scandals that will happen when there are no whistle blowers in the meat factories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdmIe6qVG6I

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>> No.13156891

>>13156884
>this kills the crab

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>> No.13156899

>>13156802
>>13156875
Amnesia: a machine for crabs

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>> No.13156909
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>>13156754
>>13156802
>>13156818
>>13156868
>>13156875

>> No.13156910

>>13156894 >>13156902 mexico was a mistake

>> No.13156911

>>13156712
you mean mexicans?

>> No.13156912

>>13156894
speeki ingurish pureezu

>> No.13156919
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>>13156868
The real surprise is that they don't toss the kid in there too so they won't have to pay for it's care afterwards.

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>>13156912

>> No.13156941

>>13156595
>rubber band
>>13156588
needs more msg

>> No.13156942

>>13156886
thats just horrible

>> No.13156944
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>>13156941

>> No.13156947

>>13156902
The eternal American tourist pretending that slop is good.

>> No.13156956

>>13156944
>he didn't wash the chicken with soap and water
suspicious

>> No.13156958

>>13156838
I had one who washed his feet in the one sink used by all the students from the floor I used to live in during college. Bright side is they don't realize they're being rude or gross, I mean they're not griefing on purpose.

>> No.13156961
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>>13156956
Why would you wash chicken?

>> No.13156963

>>13156684
>ywn have a big tiddied retard gf to spend 3 hours making pancakes for you
fuck this life

>> No.13156965

>>13156944
Why do white people touch cooked meat with their hand while slicing it for serving?

>> No.13156966

>>13156961
weak bait

>> No.13156973
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>>13156966
Not bait

>> No.13156980

>>13156965
Because we invented soap, and are not religiously inclined to stick our fingers in our ass while shitting.

>> No.13156981

>>13156973
i've had that once, the peppers are so papery and unpleasant.

>> No.13156982
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>> No.13156983

>>13156919
for all the shit china gets you can still find them being decent people sometimes

>> No.13156985

>>13156591
Came here to post this

>> No.13156992

>>13156638
Because they eat garbage? Hell yeah

>> No.13156995

>>13156763
Damn I don't even remember the last time I saw this webm.

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>>13156983

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>>13156588

Egg fort Chad and Egg fort virgin was CUTE when they were young.

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>> No.13157054

>>13156983
You sound stupid.

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>> No.13157061

>>13157049
This is why I don't eat at potlucks

>> No.13157063

>>13157036
based

>> No.13157067

>>13156622
This is an American made website. Are you really this stupid?

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>> No.13157103

>>13156818
>robot wetsuit
cute.

>> No.13157106

>>13156973
>ginger scallion peanuts
it's dog shit

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>> No.13157120
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>> No.13157127

>>13157067
You sure are.

>> No.13157133
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>> No.13157134

>>13156763
false, literally no one in europe wears that kind of tie

>> No.13157137
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>> No.13157142

>>13156732
That looks like diabeetus

>> No.13157143

>>13157133
>turkey loaf
>IT'S EGG LOAF

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>>13157106

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>>13157143

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>>13157084

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>> No.13157176

>>13157148
being bent over all day is brutal.

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>> No.13157209

>>13156704
I'd name him Kirby

>> No.13157211
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>> No.13157212

>>13157008
I don't get it. Is it one of those competitions where the person who keeps touching it the longest wins it but instead of a Ford F-150 it's a piece of porkbelly?

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>>13156919

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>>13157176

>> No.13157255

>>13157008
Can't they divide so each gets a piece?

>> No.13157262
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>>13157212
Old Asian women, discounted PORK, it's the last piece...WW3

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>> No.13157267

How do I make a webm on a Macbook?????

>> No.13157268

>>13156848
Chink escalators are so garbage people die from falling in

>> No.13157271

>>13157262
haha, look at the penis weenus

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this looks amazing desu

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>>13157262

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>>13157267
Do it online?

>> No.13157325

>>13156782
An american was invited to be a guest on a european show.

>> No.13157330

>>13157148
USD 12/hr -> $96/day (8 hours shift) -> $1920/month (20 days of work)

That's what the upper middle class makes in my country.

>> No.13157335

>>13157325
I remember that episode well. We were astonished to see that they really do that. It was front page news the next day.

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>>13157300
Was looking for that one.
>>13157255
You must be white

>> No.13157352

>>13157211
Saved. Thanks, fren. Will try it.

>> No.13157360

>>13157307
How?

>> No.13157361

>>13157180
holy shit

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Wtf /ck/ you lied you told me my /deenz/ were safe

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>>13157330
Might be less, ((( Illegal's)))

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>>13157352

>> No.13157395

>>13157369
Sourcing food from China is never safe.

>> No.13157400

>>13156728
What the hell is happening in this webm

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>> No.13157418

>>13157400

>>13156868

>> No.13157422

>>13156726
A British person making that thing is American?

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>> No.13157429

>>13156728
>scared that the escalator might kill them
>still too lazy to use the stairs

>> No.13157484

>>13157403
thats called Taco Pie and my highschool had it but instead of Lasagna noodles they used Tortilla.

Shit was fucking great and was the only food they sold out of

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>>13157360
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/free-mp4-converter/id693443591?mt=12

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>>13157484

>> No.13157513

>>13156696
What the fuck is wrong with her neck?

>> No.13157518

>>13157493
this looks exactly what they cooked in shrek

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>>13157500
Nice. And a single take as well.

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>>13157513
It's her sweater.
>>13157520

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>>13157540

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>> No.13157561

>>13157245
Look at those Trump voting scumbags.

Literal wasteland dwelling mayonnaise ghouls!

I long for the day when they receive their comeuppance! When superior, intellectual thinking Americans like myself get our sweet, sweet revanchism over these low informed, horrible people denying us the future we deserve!

They need to have their religion ridiculed, their jobs taken away, and their children forced into homosexuality before their blight could even begun to be removed!

>> No.13157562

>>13156684
is it wrong that i want to fuck her?

>> No.13157567
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>>13157520
>>13157540
>>13157551
Trifecta

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>>13157562

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>> No.13157580

>>13157567

>> No.13157583

>>13157553
it's smoked salmon

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>>13157588

>> No.13157602

>>13157553
>not owning a dedicated salmon dropper
are you poor?

>> No.13157608
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>> No.13157610

>>13157337
Reminds me of the Chinese buffets in my area
As soon as they bring out fresh crab legs, people rush that shit and fill their plates.
It's gotten so bad the restaurants only put out crab legs in 30 minute increments

>> No.13157620
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>>13157602
>not owning a dedicated Bread dropper
Gluten intolerant

>> No.13157636

>>13156595
Nice post Anon
Looks fucking great n easy

>> No.13157641
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>> No.13157650

>>13156981
A guy I knew from Szechuan said he took them out while eating and rehydrated them in soup and stew. Makes a lot more sense than eating them.

>> No.13157722
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>> No.13157731

>>13157175

sleep tight porker

>> No.13157732
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>> No.13157734

>>13157641
>oh fuck if we bust the top off it'll leak
>WHOA DUDE WE CAN JUST DO IT IN THE TOILET
>wippa CRACK
>oh fuk

>> No.13157748

>>13157722
cold and unseasoned pasta underneath

delicious.

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>> No.13157776

>>13157596

i guess you gotta show off to the ladies somehow

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>>13157734

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>> No.13157802
File: 2.39 MB, 540x540, A Bit Hot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13157809

>>13157802
pretty safe gas leak.

>> No.13157823
File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Sauces Of Filipino Street Food 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13157831
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>>13157731

>> No.13157837

>>13156591
Looks like shit

>> No.13157845
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 整整一只大猪头,一顿饭全吃没了2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13157852

>>13157513
she's got a sheer shirt on dummy

>> No.13157856
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>> No.13157859
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>> No.13157898
File: 2.38 MB, 640x360, Bus Restaurant Ecuador.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13157903

>>13157856
Step 1 drizzle oil in a hot pan in the shape of a circle

Step 2 place the roast in the pan and make sure the meat never touches the oil

>> No.13157912

>>13156684
She got married. I hope they're very happy together.

>> No.13157916
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>>13157903

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File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, Barbecued ox tongue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13157924

>>13157553
>>13157602
It probably has to do with applying a consistent and evenly distributed force to the salmon when it makes contact with the spiked belt.

>> No.13157929

>>13156705
>beer batter bong

>> No.13157930
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>>13157561

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>> No.13157959

>>13157930
How many pedros does one of those things cost? It's been a while since I've watched farming simulator streams, but I think it's quite a lot.

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>> No.13157970

>>13156911
Is there a difference?

>> No.13157980

>>13156712
why won't she fucking stop!

>> No.13157994

>>13157962
nice

>> No.13157997
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>>13157959
Might be able to rent? They just go around to different farms at Harvest time.

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>> No.13158004

>>13156982
I've never wanted to go near haggis until now

>> No.13158007

>>13157959
they cost a lot, many farners rent them

>> No.13158010

>>13156868
Shes not the only one. Dozens of ppl die in China each year because of that.

>> No.13158012

>>13156588
That kid is great

>> No.13158033

>>13156886
What kind of fish is that?

>> No.13158047
File: 2.86 MB, 540x306, Shark and Pal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>13158033
Whale Shark.

>> No.13158056
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>>13158114

>> No.13158181

>>13156886
I hate those people. What fucking scum of the earth they are. Smfh.

>> No.13158194

>>13157574
How do I get a girlfriend like this?

>> No.13158203

>>13156961
Lol white ppl making black ppl food

>> No.13158236

>>13157001
Chinatown Beatdown

>> No.13158241

>>13156588
Cute kid, too bad he lives in China. He seems smart for being able to cook for his age, but in communist counties the intellectuals (who don't find a way to get government of military power) tend to be executed by the state one way or another.

>> No.13158257

>>13157009
I laughed out loud at your comment.

>> No.13158283

>>13157500
Is the "if you like that sort of thing" slogan implying he's gay because he checks out the guy at the start and fails to sexually objectify the woman at the end?

>> No.13158297

>>13158001
I thought I told you not to post this again.

>> No.13158311

>>13157300
Why are Chinese ppl like this?

>> No.13158342

>>13157200
Based chinks. This is some cool shit. TFW you will never go to your local frozen lake to fish up a million bigass fish with your countrymen.

>> No.13158354

>>13156956
It was a fresh chicken and he cooked it.

>> No.13158372

>>13156588
l-o-fuckin-l boys. this kid can out cook you fucking dorks. go back to posting your shitty $5 steaks and pan seared veggies you dumb fucks.

>> No.13158378

>>13156636
Fuck, that makes me sad.

>> No.13158400

>>13157722
>perfectly usable dish plate ruined with raw meat.
nice way to catch a salmonella infection tho

>> No.13158402

>>13157856
mmmm I love plastic contaminants in my meat

>> No.13158459

>>13156588
>left handed
he's already gay, bois

>> No.13158463

>>13158400
It's actually possible to wash dishes. I don't bother, but I've seen people do it.

>> No.13158469

>>13157636
>this
>easy
back to plebbit or wherever the fuck you came from

>> No.13158473

>>13158372
who hurt you

>> No.13158475

>>13158463
>possible to wash dishes
I call bullshit

>> No.13158485

>>13156763
why are they so upset at this lard what the fuck

>> No.13158495

>>13158473
The local homophobic thug. But I got him back. I let him know that his aggressive reaction to my existence was an obvious sign of repressed homosexuality. It was almost worth the broken arm.

>> No.13158668

>>13157778

I was skeptical, but this eccentric bastard charmed me a bit.

>> No.13158670
File: 2.93 MB, 480x852, dog6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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dogs are food here, no mod has a right to ban me for posting this

>> No.13158511

>>13157562
Would be wrong if you didn't

>> No.13158522

>>13157732
i always see these russian recipes using boiled then blended meats, why is it more uncommon to use already ground meat?

>> No.13158525
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>>13156722
>eating fucking eggshells

>> No.13158693
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>> No.13158534

>>13156793
>beef and lemongrass
>there's more garlic than lemongrass

>> No.13158697

>>13156894
what the? I've had one of those and it's alright I guess but most of those are fucked man I mean freakin weenies really? My biggest problem what that the mix felt worthless absolutely nothing mixed other than the sweet/spicy red sauce. You could eat the chips, lettuce, and nuts separate and you'd lose nothing. It'd taste the same it's a waste.

>> No.13158548

>>13158522
maybe they don't trust preground meat. some people in the usa will ask a butcher to grind a whole cut, or tell you to do it at home too.

>> No.13158706

>>13158463
can wash , dip. But is better to avoid using same dish plates for cooked foods and raw foods.

>> No.13158560

>>13157100
is she going to fuck the pigs?

>> No.13158566
File: 2.90 MB, 642x360, Voices 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>13158534
The skewers are made of Lemongrass....

>> No.13158568

>>13157001
If only this were in america they could have shot each other and eliminated themselves from the gene pool.

>> No.13158591

>>13158568
Look more closely. It is based MRAs defeating a clique of bluepilled feminists.

>> No.13158725
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, Fall FIG Harvest.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>13158670
>no mod has a right to ban me for posting this

>> No.13158597

>>13157330
You can work in an office for 70 years. You can't do this very long before your back gives out.

>> No.13158610

>>13157608
why does the guy in that vid look like a future incel mass shooter?

>> No.13158609

>>13157520
>his face when he hits the ground
I've been there, mate.

>> No.13158612

>>13158566
Yikes. What a bunch of wasted energy. This is the opposite of efficient movement. If he has to serve bowls of shitty ramen for 8-10 hours, he’ll be done after one hour.

>> No.13158744

>>13158706
>But is better to avoid using same dish plates for cooked foods and raw foods.
Why?
Just wash them.

I typically deal with chicken or fish on ceramic plates rather than cutting board to avoid cross-contamination and bad smells.

>> No.13158757

>>13158744
you are using the same dish for raw meat tho, even that you are cleaning that dish is better to use other dish for that

>> No.13158764

>>13156597
>veg cooked in a separate pan
fuck is wrong with these people

>> No.13158799

>>13157970
Yeah, I'd say there is a difference.

>> No.13158801

>>13158475
Good catch, that guy is clearly a ruse factory or a witch.

>> No.13158817

>>13157155
>dat icing bukkake at the end

hot

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>> No.13158842

>>13156638
Lol, fuck I hate that that's accurate.
And fuck milky dog cereal, shit's grossly appealing.

>> No.13158844
File: 2.87 MB, 210x360, Cooking For Bro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13158852

>>13157786
>do what you must, I have already won

>> No.13158865

>>13156754
god i wish that were me

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>>13158400
>>13158463
>>13158475
>>13158801

>> No.13158935

>>13157831
>>13157845
i'll take all of that, and the girl

>> No.13158947

>>13157049
no jesus fuck why

>> No.13158983
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>> No.13158989

>>13158983
baggin saggin barry.webm

>> No.13158991
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>>13158725
grrrrrrrrOSS

>> No.13159041

>>13157823
Flip food is disgusting

>> No.13159043
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>> No.13159047
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>>13159041

>> No.13159049

>>13157513
kek i was there the first time!!

>> No.13159051
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, Hagfish BBQ (aka Dancing EELS).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13159056

>>13158764
i dont understand what the problem is

>> No.13159163

>>13158670
While I get that Dogs are eaten as food this is pointless cruelty. Slit the damn thing's throat and save it from agony and yourself the effort to contain it while boiling

>> No.13159168

>>13159163
the thing about dogs is that these things have fangs
it's not like a chicken or fish where you can just grab and kill
you try that with a dog, one mistake and it's you dying on the ground with fangs buried into your neck

>> No.13159209

>>13158830
>>13158835
Forced copy cat. They will never achieve the original baby bro

Felt bad for the kids

>> No.13159222

>>13157898
cute girl

>> No.13159240
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>>13159209
>>13158830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRphk7V-ToI
>>13158835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a1Sy29p9Vs

Check the posting dates.

>> No.13159244

>>13156605
Okay let's go
*unzips dick and fucks your mom*

>> No.13159252

>>13159168

Bruh we slaughter bulls

>> No.13159337

>>13156692
fuck off he's based

>> No.13159340

>>13156722
eat the egg shells, bigot

>> No.13159349
File: 2.96 MB, 400x718, emmett lafave searching for pearls in lake rumare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>13157898
"we can really enjoy the view"
>driving at night in rain

>>13158525
The important thing is that they break the eggshells. Otherwise a witch can make a boat out of them.

>>13159168
You honestly think that knocking a dog on the head with a hammer is more risky than fucking boiling it alive?

>> No.13159366

>>13158311
Just so you know most of these people experienced actual communism.
Only think about yourself.
It's better to make 1 cent today than a dollar tomorrow, there are no guaranties of tomorrow.

Only with that sort of mentality can you survive such a regime.

>> No.13159367

>>13157337
god i'd love to just drop one of these people while they're carrying their plates. they wouldnt even do shit back to you either.

>> No.13159371

>>13156684
How does she wipe?

>> No.13159372
File: 34 KB, 600x450, POssum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>13156638
I prefer possums or otters

>> No.13159373

>>13157567
>Autist will love it they said
>They won't have to speak to anyone.

>> No.13159386

>>13157930
God I love machines so much

>> No.13159389

>>13157962
I heard this is super popular in china as street food and breakfast.

>> No.13159406

>>13156755
ngl I laughed.

>> No.13159442

>>13157337
she cute

>> No.13159443

>>13156684
What are her disabilites?

>> No.13159447

>>13157393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_7FdXET23Q

>> No.13159463

>>13156712
I wouldn't eat this but it is fun to watch her make it.

>> No.13159464

>>13156705
Now that's funny

>> No.13159477

>>13157561
You lost faggot, and will again in 2020, MAGA.

>> No.13159517
File: 1.66 MB, 268x462, Drunk Raccoon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>13159372
Nah, raccoon for life

>> No.13159531

>>13159163
Some cultures consider cruelly slaughtered animals tastier.

>> No.13159542

>>13157997
God, I hate normalfags so much.

>> No.13159610

>>13156754
one day those machines on the right will be butchering us for our bug overlords.

>> No.13159618

>>13156838
why does it eat so bizarrely?

>> No.13159622

>>13157001
E C DUB! E C DUB! E C DUB!

>> No.13159649

>>13157916
he's gonna grow up to make a good fag

>> No.13159686

>>13159349
fucking lmao at that filename

>> No.13159728

>>13157267
Learn the arcane runes of ffmpeg.
>ffmpeg -i your_video.mkv -ss 00:00:10.000 -to 00:00:20.000 -c:v libvpx -crf 10 -b:v 500K -vf scale=640:-1 -an output.webm

>> No.13159953

>>13157916
thats how normal animals eat fish

>> No.13159985

>>13157054
You sound like you didn't watch the video

>> No.13160016

>>13158612
>reeeeeee he's gonna be sleepy
not if he's used to it you retard.

>> No.13160045
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>>13157137
>salmon
>honey
>in the cast iron

>> No.13160060

>>13160045
why not?

>> No.13160084

>>13158725
every since those changes on youtube policy against explosives "backyard scientist" has had to branch out a bit I see
>>13157596
>that big bandage on his thumb
I wonder how that happened
>>13157831
that pig head looks the comfiest
>the eye slowly closing as she torches it
aww yiss

>> No.13160254

>>13157143
You can use turkey eggs

>> No.13160282

>>13157111
I used to do this

>> No.13160373

>>13156684
I want to have sex with this qt, lads

>> No.13160378

>>13156755
LMAO

>> No.13160381

>>13157001
Context???

>> No.13160423

>>13157262
Do they eat bats??

>> No.13160485

>>13157567
He's not even getting it near the scanner

>> No.13160550

>>13156588
i love that he gives his little brother ingredients to munch on while he's cooking. based and wholesome

>> No.13160871

>>13159240
Mexican children's reaction to the Spanish landing.

>> No.13160983

>>13159389
That webm is from Korea.

>> No.13160991

>>13159240
>Check the posting dates.
China doesn't have youtube, so the post dates are irrelevant.

>> No.13161039
File: 2.68 MB, 800x450, DYE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>13160991

>>13158830
Uploaded Aug 26, 2017
>>13158835
Uploaded Jan 10, 2019
>>13158844
>>13156588
Baby Bro...Sept 11&12 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVWHO_bRU4

>> No.13161065

>>13157300
the No Frills near me had this EXACT problem...so they moved the giant boxes of corn OUTSIDE...lol

>> No.13161093

>>13161039
Can you not read? China doesn't have youtube, we don't know the original post dates for any of these.

>> No.13161110
File: 1.84 MB, 360x638, All Out.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>13161093
Can you not, reason?

>> No.13161170

>>13161110
You stupid mother fucker.