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Where my ChupGang at this eve? Especially based rhyming ChupBro?! Hear this clarion call oh my brethren, and resist ALL MAYONNAISE INFILTRATION

>> No.13152618

Remember, there's low sodium/low sugar ketchup that taste just as good. For those that love to indulge in the red sauce.

>> No.13152619

>>13152612
le chup :D looove me some 'chup. 'Tis awesome with la 'chupacabra.
Love it almost as much as deenz, fucking love 'deenz for me :D 'deenerinos is my middle name :D

CHUP CHUP

>> No.13152625
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>>13152612
>ChupBro

>> No.13152636

>>13152612
CHUP GANG

>> No.13152675
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>>13152612
CHUP GANG
NOTIFICATION SQUAD

>> No.13152688
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gang gang

>> No.13152724
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>>13152636
>>13152619
>>13152625
>>13152675
>>13152688
Welcome Chuppers!
BREAK OUT THE BRANSTON

>> No.13152748

>>13152688
Based organic chupper

>> No.13152750
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Huntsfag here. I don't buy Heinz because fuck John Kerry

>> No.13152804
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Yo I'm G H Hughes and I got some news
About a little chup that won't swell your gut
It's just as sweet, dip your favorite treat
Maybe fries, a burger , or some chicken thighs
Watch them carbs, don't get fat
Gotta stay in shape, don't tempt fate
Gotta be sane to rep the CHUP GANG

Chup it up
Chup that shit
Chup it up
Get that burger lit

CHUP GANG

>> No.13152814
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LE CHUP
LE CHUP
XD

>> No.13152832

>>13152814
Triggered
Ok boomer
Dilate
Have sex

>> No.13152835

>>13152804
BASED
>>13152814
Here we see a first incursion by the Mayo Mavens. Their efforts will always be in vain.

>> No.13152837

>>13152832
It's like you don't know which buzzword insult works so you're just trying all the ones you learned on r/4chan

>> No.13152838
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Witness the power of Peak Portable Chup.

>> No.13152839

>>13152612
Isn't chupping banned now? The last chup thread was deleted. I wouldn't risk chupping in these dark times.

>> No.13152842
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>>13152835
>MAYMAY WAR XD XD LOL MAYMAY WAR

>> No.13152853

>>13152832
whats worse nochuppers or phoneposters
you decide

>> No.13152866

>>13152839
No, the last chup thread was archived after 300-something replies...it was a glorious thing to see, a veritable rollercoaster of emotions made especially great by the contributions of the Buddha-esque Rhyming ChupBro
>>13152842
More like "MAYO WAR", amirite? ChupGang will never lie down, never be defeated
We grow stronger, firm we stand
Mayo mavens remain seated

>> No.13152867

>>13152853
Nochuppers. Some phoneposters are still Chup Gang

>> No.13152886
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>>13152835
Why can't ketchup and mayonnaise just come together and make sweet love to each other?

>> No.13152918

>>13152853
On balance, neither--only those who consciously deny the power of the CHUP. If thou knows not of the chup, thou shall chup not. If a phoneposter is also a chupper...well, you can see where I'm going with this, Anon.
>>13152867
Exactly. But only those nochuppers who indulge in the white goop.
>>13152886
I am a confirmed chupper yet I make my own burger sauce with chup, mayo, dijon mustard, pickle juice, smoked cayenne, BBQ sauce and a dash of Worcestershire sauce...this is acceptable. I'll occasionally chup said sauce if there's an excess--chupping with ketchup just takes the burger to a whole 'nother level, see my thread pic. Homemade double Wagyu burger. Incroyable.

>> No.13152948

>>13152814
Go back to Ribbit and police people's behavior there you goddamned fucking faggot

This is the Chup Gangs house now bitch

>> No.13152964
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My Grace, for the good of the realm, we must join our houses!

>> No.13153138

>>13152866
I looked for it in the archives yesterday and it was not there. There was only the first one.

>> No.13153156

>>13152839
Yo, People be getting banned for chuppin' on this board? How's a young chupper s'posed to survive in this age of brutality?

>> No.13153169

>>13152964
Thou speaketh sense; yet on balance neither side shall be satisfied by this sacrilegious dilution. I fear this has long been a partisan issue and too late for either camp to acquiesce.
And, personally, my belief is that nothing good can come of centrism; they are the lowest of the low, spineless rats with not a tooth between them...however I admire your efforts Anon and extend a hand in equemnity--tho' as I said the time for alliance has passed, you are a noble Anon but mayo cannot be chupped, it's ontologically fallacious.
I may occasionally chup my burger sauce but it contains many ingredients, thus I feel no betrayal of the ChupGang.
Thank you for your selfless efforts, despite all I've said if it was up to me your bipartisan courage would earn you a place as a most honourable member of the ChupGang.
>>13153138
I sense a conspiracy afoot...I believe we both know who is behind this affront, comrade
>>13153156
Mods confirmed for Mayo Mavens? Something smells, and it's not the sweet tangy aroma of CHUP

>> No.13153187
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Chup gang get wrecked, this is Mayotown!

>> No.13153234

Looked up and down for potato rolls
There seems to be a dearth
For the life of me I just can't find
A potato roll on this earth

So I have to go with brioche buns
Those flaccid, sweet abominations
Then I discovered Kingsmill ones
Lord, it was a revelation

Thick and robust, not to sweet
Put a cheeseburger on it-what a treat
But first apply a thin layer of butter
Get it on the griddle for your supper

I yearn to try potato rolls
When I make burgers for chupping
But for now I am content
Those Kingsmill guys aren't bluffing
>>13153187
Show us on the doll were your mother's boyfriend touched you.
CHUP GANG,
MAYO MAVENS CAN'T HANG

>> No.13153241
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Those feels when you chup a little too hard

>> No.13153256

>>13153187
This is rape

>> No.13153260

>>13153241
Here we see a prime example of a novice chupper trying to "peacock"--this way can never be a source for true chup transcendence. Is there a burger in sight?! I see none. This was just a childish stunt attempted without due preparation.

He could have had some tendies
A hot dog, even scrambled eggs
But he overdosed upon the chup
And lost all feeling in his legs

>> No.13153365

My favorite thing on Friday night
When others like to party
Is kicking back to have a bite
Of burgers rich and hearty

Do not think my habits sad
Be sure I know what's up
For every single bite is had
In tandem with a chup

>> No.13153593

>>13153365
I'd know that rhyme style anywhere!
Welcome, Based Rhyme ChupBro!

>> No.13153674

>>13153593
Though some may find chup
Distasteful and wrong
Chup is virtuous