Southern Foods

[assfuck No.13143002]

Where my Southerners at? get yer asses in here! Post your favorite southern foods. Carni and fair foods welcomed.

[Anonymous No.13143016]

>>13143002
Mama’s potato salad, I don’t have her recipe though

[Anonymous No.13143018]

If only they could get over their time-honored bigotry and irrational hatred for gay people maybe more people would try their food.

[assfuck No.13143030]

>>13143018
its a slow process but we are getting there. GA is better than most states

[Anonymous No.13143053]

>>13143030
Are there state protections against discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation in GA? No, there are not.

Maybe when we are treated equally we will start eating your food.

[assfuck No.13143061]

>>13143053
Most people in GA don't care if you're gay or straight just don't go full retard. I'm bi so trust me man I get it. I act a little more flamboyant. Just tell the haters to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13143073]

>>13143018
Get over yourselves.

[Anonymous No.13143079]

>>13143002
https://youtu.be/v1n7NWBmxbA
Made it once it's dam good only problem is it's so heavy with the cream gravy.

[Anonymous No.13143087]

>>13143018
>actually believing that only conservative southerners are bigots
Dilate

[Anonymous No.13143135]

>>13143061
This. I don't care if your gay, just don't be a faggot about it.
t. Alabamian

[Anonymous No.13143158]

>>13143018
>>13143030
>>13143053
>>13143061
>>13143073
>>13143087
>>13143135
way to derail a thread with "look at my faggotry!" snowflake bullshit. quit defining yourself by what you fuck. pathetic.
As for Southern food. Ham, cornmeal dressing, zipper peas with smoked pigtail and whole okra, cracklin bread, collard greens with pork neckbones (dash of pepper sauce), chitlins, and a tall cold glass of sweet tea.

[Anonymous No.13143163]

>>13143158
As for the most Southern dessert, pecan pie. pecans picked straight from your yard.

[assfuck No.13143167]

>>13143135
>>13143158
>

Nah dude, I wasn't going to go any further than what was needed. I felt like that anon needed reassurance. That's all. I don't care about a person's sexuality.

>pecan pie
Pecans don't agree with my stomach but I like them

[Anonymous No.13143171]

>>13143158
I AM GAY

[assfuck No.13143173]

>>13143171
aight

[Anonymous No.13143183]

My dearest love. My greatest joy.

[Anonymous No.13143186]

>>13143171
so what Southern meal does your faggot ass like?

[Anonymous No.13143192]

>>13143183
i intended to make some all year but never got around to it.

[Anonymous No.13143195]

>>13143192
same. mad at myself for being lazy and procrastinating.

[Anonymous No.13143202]

>>13143195
i had them growing on the vine and never did it. that's what really gets me. i bet they would've been good. had some purple heirlooms that would've been ideal. oh well.

[Anonymous No.13143206]

>>13143202
oh man...

[assfuck No.13143212]

Fried pickles am the bomb. I know the recipe for them cause I used to make them at my old bowling alley when I was a cook there. Fucking awesome snack

[Anonymous No.13143224]

>>13143018
fuck you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13143230]

>>13143002
looking forward to sweet potato casserole on thanksgiving.

[assfuck No.13143233]

>>13143224
hey hey
Be nice anon. Or I'll send you to your room with no apple pie.

[Anonymous No.13143242]

>>13143233
fuck you, faggot. i don't eat pie.

[assfuck No.13143245]

>>13143242
GOTO YOUR ROOM MISTER! YOUR FATHER AND I ARE TAKING AWAY YOUR XBOX

[Anonymous No.13143260]

>>13143245
fuck you, faggot. i don't own any consoles.

[assfuck No.13143263]

>>13143260
OH OH OH

Then I'm taking away your dildos.

[Anonymous No.13143268]

>>13143263
fuck you faggot.
i don't own any degenerate shit like that.

[assfuck No.13143273]

>>13143268
Then I'll put you in a straight jacket just so you can't masturbate anymore. HOW ABOUT THAT!

[Anonymous No.13143290]

>>13143268
Please dilate, you'll do us all a favor.

[Anonymous No.13143398]

>>13143163
>pecan pie
Possibly the GOAT dessert

[Anonymous No.13143415]

>>13143018
I live in georgia and there's tons of lgbt people here. Bigots are an endangered species

[assfuck No.13143418]

>>13143415
>bigots are an endangered species
I love that for some dumb reason. It's mostly the boomers.
Also ayyyyyyyyyy GA

[Anonymous No.13144147]

>>13143018
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.13144149]

>>13143183
oh shit. I thought that was just a movie moms liked to watch

[Anonymous No.13144171]

>>13144149
Oh it is. In the book the movie was based off of, the little old black cook puts "her" recipes in the back so that you could try making the food yourself. Ever hear of "Red eye gravy"?

[Anonymous No.13144174]

>>13144171
no, what is it?

[Anonymous No.13144179]

>>13143415
If that were true there wouldn't be such fierce opposition to civil rights at the state level in almost the entire South.

iirc not a single state has full legal protections against discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation in the South.

Their nice act is just that, an act.

[Anonymous No.13144330]

>>13143030
Is there a worse city in the south than Atlanta? Fuck Georgia. The cesspool of the south

[Anonymous No.13144344]

Now before you faggots keep talking about fried bullshit and bIgOtRy familiarize yourself with Southern Food Jesus

[Anonymous No.13144352]

>>13143290
die in a fire, leftist nigger.

[assfuck No.13144354]

>>13144330
nah that's Alabama or Mississippi; GA is more or less becoming a new hollywood. We've had a decent amount of movies and shows made here. It really depends like any state. Just depends on where you go. I love my state to death but ATL as a whole is fucktardation. I usd to uber down there:

I had a joke I would tell my clients
"Ever been to Atlanta?"
"A few times"
"Yeah I hate it too"
*insert both chuckling at it*
"Atlanta is like that city that was being designed by the mayor's special nephew, they look at the design of the city, you know like it's all zig zags, 1 way streets and shit, everyone is confused. and they look at each other going "We can't make this!" Shuddup! It's the mayor's nephew! He's retarded! You wanna get fired?"

Almost everyone busted out laughing cause ATL IS that fucked up.

Atlanta is an hour away from Atlanta

[Anonymous No.13144374]

>>13144354
>GA is more or less becoming a new Hollywood
The cesspool of the south

[assfuck No.13144386]

>>13144374
I get it you hate GA fine asshole. I bet you've never even been here.

[Anonymous No.13144402]

>>13144386
You cannot hate what you don’t know.
Ya know what though? I’m unfairly lumping in parts of the state with Atlanta.
The mountains are beautiful and some of the best people I’ve met come from rural areas throughout the state.
Atlanta is truly the cesspool of the south.

[assfuck No.13144406]

>>13144402
I'll give you ATL as a city but not all of GA. People from all over love going to Waffle House. But when your mom is a waitress there, it gets old.

[Anonymous No.13144420]

>>13143018
I just don't know how we'll get on without you faggots.

[Anonymous No.13144433]

>>13144354
>nah that's Alabama or Mississippi;
You're in denial or a nigger, guess both ain't out of the realm of possibility.

>GA is more or less becoming a new hollywood.

well isn't that just swell, you're stupid too.

[assfuck No.13144438]

>>13144433

>I choose to ignore things

https://time.com/longform/hollywood-in-georgia/

Not my words, this is what I've been hearing for almost 2 years.

[Anonymous No.13144675]

>>13144344
Sean Brock is the fucking best, I love his episodes on mind of a chef. I hate that stupid bitch April for ruining the rest of the season, he should have gotten the whole season.

[Anonymous No.13144711]

>>13144675
His Chef’s Table was fucking insane

[Anonymous No.13144771]

>>13144179
Nice people don't support the LGBT movement.

[Anonymous No.13144777]

>>13144771
There's nothing nice about brainwashing kids with lies so you can justify being hostile to whole groups of vulnerable minorities just so you can have an edge on others.

[Anonymous No.13144790]

>>13144777
Lies like “you can decide to be a girl even though you’ve got a penis?”
I agree

[assfuck No.13144796]

>>13144777
>777
the bible was invented by man to control man. It was a sad and pathetic and successful way of making the world (at the time) believe in something ridiculous. I'm waiting to find out it's all a time traveler. Ever notice how no one has the exact dates of the bible's creation?

[Anonymous No.13144804]

>>13144174
A thin gravy made from country ham fat and strong coffee. Ate some a few days ago

[Anonymous No.13144809]

>>13144796
That’s crazy man. You ever try DMT?

[Anonymous No.13144819]

>>13144777
LGB is fine, its the T that can fuck off and die. Aces too.

[Anonymous No.13144829]

>>13144790
trannies ≠ gay

trannies and religion are both lies

being gay is real and innate

>>13144796
well they still are trying to control people

we need to come together and admit that religion is a human fictional creation and nobody should be punished for not following its rules

>>13144809
If you take an SSRI class antidepressant, especially Lexapro, but also Paxil, Prozac, Zoloft etc.

when you want to come down from your trip, it ends the hallucinatory thinking without sedation (unlike benzodiazepines). There's no risk of serotonin syndrome because the SSRIs bind way more strongly to the receptors and they knock the hallucinogen off them competitively

you can think straight enough in 30 minutes to drive in an emergency if you take an SSRI pill while hallucinating and there's no side effects and it helps mitigate post-trip dysphoria/persisting hallucinations/mood swings

SSRIs work to end MDMA/ecstasy, DMT, shrooms/psilocybin, LSD, and some other serotonin-acting hallucinogens.

[Anonymous No.13145028]

>>13143163
Fresh pecans are INCREDIBLE. I always had crappy frozen ones or old pecan pie growing up. They are like sex in the mouth straight from the farm.

[Anonymous No.13145033]

>>13143192
I've done it with regular tomatoes. They aren't the same, but still quite good.

[Anonymous No.13145040]

>>13143415
Weird. I hate fags and was hoping moving to north GA would help. I guess I need to go to deep WV.

[Anonymous No.13145043]

>>13144174
Gravy made with coffee. All Georgians love this movie though.

[Anonymous No.13145049]

>>13145040
I'm gay and I vacation in the mountains of WV a lot and they are pretty nice to me even though my voice is pretty girly.

[Anonymous No.13145050]

>>13144179
Fags burn in hell and so do kids of good people who butt fuck. Say no to homosex.

[Anonymous No.13145060]

fags die of aids

[Anonymous No.13145061]

>>13144777
FAGS BURN IN HELL YOU NASTY SHITEATER

[Anonymous No.13145062]

>>13145050
hell doesn't exist

your imaginary friends can't hurt me

[Anonymous No.13145063]

>>13145062
Keep telling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.13145133]

Country fried steak and gravy, with mashed potatoes, collards and a biscuit on the side. Just needs some sweet tea.

[Anonymous No.13145569]

>>13145040
Anywhere in the south outside of major metropolitan areas you’ll be fine. Atlanta and it’s suburbs are a cesspool but if you go to Ellijay or Toccoa, etc you’ll be away from urbanites.