/FOODCUCK/

[Anonymous No.13142630]

you know the drill by now

>which app

>which location

>what hours do you do

>how do customers treat you

>how do restaruants treat you

>any free food/drinks/sex

>how have you maximized tips

>do you drive a shitbox or something nice

>how have the apps payout rates changed for you over the past few years

>which app that you've tried payed the best

>etc.

[Anonymous No.13142659]

I had a fat bitch bring me five guys and when she opened the door she said it smelled 'sooo good'.

Of course half my fries were gone.

[Anonymous No.13142694]

how much does this usually cost (minus cost of food)??

I just have my mom pick me up food desu

[Anonymous No.13142818]

I always make sure to rotate through different local fast food places, because I never tip the driver.

[Anonymous No.13142819]

>>13142659
To be fair that place is stingy with fries. She probably did though

[Anonymous No.13143218]

>>13142819
No way dude. Everytime I get five guys they overfill my bag with fries, to the point it's pretty much two servings of fries

[Anonymous No.13143319]

I wish these places took cash.

[Anonymous No.13143364]

>>13143319
>tfw I used to work as foodcuck, I was the lowest retard in the "company", made to take cash all the time and walk arround with 100+€, got robbed twice high as fuck when going to the same fucking paki 24/7 market late night, probably by the same fucking piece of shit wandering teen moors or even worse, by some paki there

On that note, Globo takes cash here in Spain.

[Anonymous No.13143371]

If ur doing delivery with a scooter/motorbike or even a bycicle through trafic, think twice, death might be arround the corner. Do you think it's worth it, specially for that shit pay?

[Anonymous No.13143453]

>>13143218
This that was always the point of going to five guys, never get a lrge fry because they fill a tiny paper cup then dump three times that amount in the bag regardless of what size you ordered.

[Anonymous No.13143454]

>>13142630
I cook my own food, or my beautiful wife does. Or we cook together. We don’t buy packaged food or anything like that. Just home cooking from scratch.

Why are there so many foodcucks? Cooking is fun and easy, are you people retarded, lazy, or both?

[Anonymous No.13143477]

>>13143454
new generations are into ultraconsumerism for some reason
t. have zoomer gf

[Anonymous No.13143497]

>>13143477
I've noticed this as well. I'm 28 and my friends have all wondered wtf zoomers are doing, but I have a zoomer brother who voted for Trump and he is much more like a boomer than anyone I know.

[Anonymous No.13143521]

>>13143497
guess all these internet ads got to them or something, all the netflix, all the pop and trap, yeah, the basic idea in it is consume

[Anonymous No.13143529]

>>13143477
For me it's not only a value equation (I can eat fancier foods if I cook them myself and buy the raw ingredients, especially in bulk) but also a question of taste, no restaurant can prepare food as well as a home chef, especially not to taste.

[Anonymous No.13143538]

>>13143529
well you have to be a good chef for that, I'm not, but I still like to cook and I really like a few dishes I can pull off, but there's a few restaurants I've gone to that really do some sick shit

[Anonymous No.13143559]

Don't do it anymore but

Grubhub

Greater Los Angeles area

Worked 11 AM to 11 PM Monday-Monday, so I guess 84 hours/week

Customers were decent, some very nice, some very rude (as if it's my fault the restaurant took 30 minutes to start on your order and another 15 minutes to get to your place and another 5 to find parking)

Restaurants treated me like a cog in the machine. Some were actually rude. I would get orders that were 50 minutes late and the restaurant would blame me even though I literally just got the order and got there within 10 minutes.

Free food when the customer would cancel the order or would refuse to answer the door. Maybe one free meal a week.

There really is no way to maximize tips since the tips are built into the order with almost every delivery app as a part of the order cost. I got a $60 dollar tip on a $300+ order once which was cool. Also, much higher tips during Christmas.

I drove a beater which got killed by a dude who ran a solid red light and hit me almost head on. I stopped driving for Grubhub after that.

Never tried any other app, but the pay was not bad if you were willing to put in the work. Probably averaged $200/day. You get fairly lonely as you're on the road for most of the day and every in person interaction is fleeting.

Overall, I had a good time and learned a lot about the area but for some reason I would get filled with a sense of dread every time I heard the notification on my phone to go pick up an order.

[Anonymous No.13144331]

I already posted my shit the last time I was in this thread and am too lazy to fish it up again so I'm just gonna today was fucking trash and I've been at this long enough to know Halloween is responsible. Almost no caterings because of it either.

[Anonymous No.13144465]

>>13142630
Why would you waste your money with these shitty apps instead of driving to that fast food place yourself?
Only pizza is meant to be delivered.

[Anonymous No.13144828]

>>13143454
nobody ever taught us how to cook and we dont even know where to start to learn

[Anonymous No.13144831]

>>13144465
no car no license

[Anonymous No.13144902]

I ride a bike and I hate how I have to babysit the Doordash app or they kick me offline. And they spam me with SMS and warnings in return, shit like "we noticed you aren't heading towards the diner, please move in the proper direction".

The pay is shit too, I just get barraged with $5 offers like always, sometimes even less now with the new payout calcuation.

Forget UberEATs, they still won't tell me where the dropoff location is until I pick up the food. Suicidal on a bicycle.

Grubhub is my favorite because it doesn't pull this funny shit, and people seem to tip far more. I waited 3 months to get on and it's worth it. It's a shame Doordash is eating up their marketshare - a profitable company out of Chicago losing to another shitty San Francisco 'startup' surviving only off venture capitalists. Even lied in advertising when they said "keep 100% of your tips".

[Anonymous No.13144915]

>>13144902
The Doordash app is the literal embodiment of the "best management is micromanagement" philosophy.

What's your status!? What's your status!? What's your status!? What's your status!? What's your status!? What's your status!? What's your status!? What's your status!? What's your status!? What's your status!?

[Anonymous No.13144919]

>>13143454
maybe we do, but too lazy to after a long day/CBA to cook complicated stuff/we are students and got no tools in our small studio apartments

[Anonymous No.13145055]

>>13142630
uber eats, financial district/inner city, dinnertime.

Customers are generally ok, I get cash tips sometimes. I've had undressed customers show up, it wasn't as nice as I'd imagined it to turn out, they're generally ugly and smell bad. Worst customers are those who work in wall street type offices, they'll order like $50 worth of fancy hipster foods, ask to meet in the lobby of the building, then when they show up they are super disrespectful, won't acknowledge that I'm there, won't look me in the eye, act like I'm inferior or some shit.

Restos can be super nice to super shitty. I'm in a group chat of around 200 other food couriers, and we have a group blacklist of certain places where we won't accept orders from and let the noobs take care of.

I've gotten free fruit smoothies, free pizza, and free fries.

I ride a shitty bike so it doesn't get stolen, because where I'm from bike theft rates are really high.

Uber used to pay a lot more, it's a bit less now. I however just stick to Uber since the other apps, especially DoorDash and STDs will steal your tips if the customers tip thru the app.

[Anonymous No.13145298]

>>13145055
Why are those places blacklisted?

[Anonymous No.13145944]

DoorDash/UberEats

Orlando/UCF area

>hours
Uasally from around 5-11 been going out later cause the traffic is so shit its more profitable to do it when it dies down a bit.

>how do restaurants/customers treat you
Mostly pretty nice. Only ever had a few shit customers. Its when they try to fuck with you by not putting the pin in the right location and give you shit directions. One guy pist me off so much I stayed put in an apartment area and waited for him to come to me. He giving stars yelling at me that I vane do my job and to smart about this. I stayed in my car and handed over the food, and was like, "Bye"!!!

>free food drinks
Once in a while I'll get a mint/hard candy. One time got a $1 hazelnut chocolate at this Italian place. A lot of places offer a free drink if you have to wait a while.

>sex
Nice fantasy.

>"""maximize""" tips
I bought two $3 insulated grocery bags. I always text the customer that I'm on my way and that I have their food in an insulated bag. I'm honestly battled at how many people don't use them. I know this is a bottom barrel job, but damn.

>shitbox
No, but I need to do maintenance on it. Getting new windshield wiper brushings in and need my transmission looked at since it tends to like not to shift back down to low gear. Other minor problems is right door doesn't unlock with key(too lazy to fix it) and my left door frame is bent a little due to getting car key out. I need to buy self-harding foam to seal it up to stop water from getting in. Otherwise the car is fine. I honestly live it and hope I get to 300,000 till it dies; at 150,000.

Uber definitely pays a little less, but door dash is shit now. Even when they where being funny with the tips the minimum you got for every order was $6. Now you have a """desirability""" man behind the curtain where they can either pay you $2-$10 + whatever people tip. It sucks cause I'm in a uni area so you don't get tipped as much. The adverage now is $4.

[Anonymous No.13145987]

>>13145944
>which app pays more
Used to be doordash, but I find uber better even with the slight pay decrease. It seems people tip more now than they used to. Also its great when you get an order from hipsters or rich neighborhoods. Rich tend to tip nicely.

>ect.
One difference between doordash and ubereats is 1) doordash can be a bit slower as far as picking up orders go. UberEats I find to be snappier and faster paced; this makes doordashes pay decrease worse. 2) Ubereats can end up taking you all over the place more since it doesn't restrict you to an area. Like from UCF, around winter park, then south side ect. The one area I won't do is down town. Fuck down town. I have to go back to my cashier cuck job, but I'll post why later.

[Anonymous No.13146024]

What drives anyone to work in the fast food/delivery business? Just go on indeed and be a security guard, have a temp agency find you a job starting at $15 an hour if you’re in the south or Midwest, or hell apply to a factory.

[Anonymous No.13146061]

>>13142630
I work as a mailman.
Why would anyone work for these shitty apps? If you're gonna do delivery as your job you might as well go to a decent company. You'll be treated much better.

[Anonymous No.13146178]

>>13145055
>act like I'm inferior or some shit.
It's not an act.

[Anonymous No.13146272]

Customer here, i never tip nor rate you

[Anonymous No.13146279]

>>13146024
I'm scared of commitment

[Anonymous No.13146330]

>>13144902
have to agree, DD is a fucking awful app in hostile design and not to mention buggy as shit. it's probably indirectly responsible for plenty of traffic accidents. GH is easily the best but the competition has pushed them to make incrementally worse changes to the app from a drivers perspective. we used to know when the order was placed upon accepting, now we don't. batches pay a lot less, and all pay has gone down a bit. DD finally stopped stealing tips but now they pay like garbage so my acceptance rate is never above 5%. that's a lot of button mashing for their retarded $3 Wendy's offers. fuck DD, but at least they're not patently retarded like UE.

[Anonymous No.13146346]

>>13146272
driver here, I don't use ubereats because I don't hate myself, and if you're using doordash I'm not accepting your low-ball order anyways so good luck finding a driver to deliver your cold food for $2

[Anonymous No.13146446]

>>13142630
>>123373729
>back of the kitchen.
only if you want to hate life.

>locker room, before clock in
'hey anon hows it goin?'
YOU EVER SEE THE MOVIE GROUNDHOG DAY?
>handwash sink during a lull in service
'washing your hands again, anon?'
NO MATTER HOW HOT THE WATER IS THEY NEVER SEEM TO GET CLEAN.
>break room for family meal
'ugh. hows the food, anon? it looks oogey'
MAYBE IF I EAT ENOUGH OF THIS I CAN HAVE THAT STROKE I'VE BEEN WISHING FOR.
>closing down
'oh hey, i just sat a six top. you guys still have all the equipment on, right?'
[INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

fuck foodservice.

[Anonymous No.13147312]

>>13146346
Fucking this. I literally called doordash when they updated to the bullshit and asked what it was so low. I dont Drive for them anymore and I won't order through them.

[Anonymous No.13147328]

how often do you guys encounter retards scamming by pretending you ate or damaged their food?

[Anonymous No.13147331]

>>13142819
fries are probably the only thing theyre NOT stingy with

[Anonymous No.13147343]

>>13147328
a guy at my work brags about how he does this all the time
i honestly don't understand why he's not blacklisted unless he's flat out lying

[Anonymous No.13147377]

>>13142630
Do any of you work for these apps? What's it like to not get paid for your work?

[Anonymous No.13147402]

>>13147377
How about you read the thread, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.13147403]

>assisting DM with a a couple of her stores
>this one married with kids GM has a doordasher™ Who is into him
>when I’m with him I make jokes about it
>they have sex
>she goes crazy and says she is prego
>pay for abortion
>fuck her anyway
>she says the day after she is pregnant
>blocked

Neat. Hopefully he pays me back.

[Anonymous No.13147444]

>>13147402
You mad? Maybe you wouldn't be so angery if you had a job where you got paid for your work.

[Anonymous No.13147587]

>>13143454
My wife and I love to cook but sometimes I am lazy or drunk or tired.

[Anonymous No.13148390]

I'm a customer and I use every delivery app available in my area:
Ubereats
Doordash
Seamless/grubhub
Caviar
Gopuff
Postmates

Out of all of these, Go Puff is the only one who has decent delivery drivers every time. One lady gave me cat treats for my cat once.
Although I did have a good seamless driver that brought me a goody bag with all my extra sauces and plastic ware which was nice.

But what is up with the insane amount of ethnic drivers that can't get my order right nor can they follow directions to get to my house or workplace? I literally spell it out and they always call me confused as fuck which makes me wonder how they manage to follow GPS to begin with.
Not to mention all the assholes who forget my drink. One guy had the nerve to tell me there wasn't a drink on my order. I gave up on getting drinks with my order which sucks. I want to drink something other than water with my spicy food.

I always tip well btw.

[Anonymous No.13148941]

How do I order from these? How do I know when the driver's here? I live in an apartment that requires a code to get in, will they text me when they're in the lobby? If I leave a tip through the app am I expected to give one in cash as well?

[Anonymous No.13148955]

Are you supposed to tip with these things?

Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.13148963]

Glad I just quit one of these and got a job indoor before winter hits

[Anonymous No.13148968]

>>13142630
reminder that you can complain every time on doordash and get fully reimbursed

[Anonymous No.13149276]

>>13148941
you put your code in the instructions if you want them to come up. they alert you when he's near. I only text when I don't know where they want me, like an apartment building with no number left.

[Anonymous No.13149294]

>>13144465
weathers bad
don't want to get dressed
tired from working
etc etc
there are dozens of reasons why
at most, it's an extra $5-10

[Anonymous No.13149417]

>>13142630
chipotle fag here
people who work for DoorDash are fucking retarded faggots who can't get real jobs
they're literally larping as food service employees
fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.13149726]

>>13144465
Mellinnails cant drive. 40% of them don’t have their license.

[Anonymous No.13150372]

>>13148955
Why don't you like tipping? Did you watch reservoir dogs for the first time or something?

[Anonymous No.13150419]

>friend works for uber
>gets a shitload of free "credits" he can use for uber eats
>knows I'm a hungry skellington and feeds me hundreds of dollars worth of grub every month
>they fuck up the order every time, or just decide to stand around for twenty minutes, or the app crashes
>doesn't matter, consume half of my body mass in shitty chinese food

[Anonymous No.13150611]

>>13144828
There's never been a time of easier access to priceless knowledge available absolutely free you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.13150670]

>>13149417
Chipotle sucks

[Anonymous No.13150830]

Bk app

[Anonymous No.13150862]

>>13143559
>Pay was not bad
>$200 a day
>Not bad
Oof

[Anonymous No.13151480]

>>13144465
Only time that's possible if you live in a remote area or the service cannot reach location for various reasons. It's just easier and does not interfere with time schedules.

[Anonymous No.13151516]

Never EVER used any of these services but I've had 2 or 3 come to my door. It's so fucking annoying having to explain I didn't order it and watching their expression show "dis nigga finna play me"

[Anonymous No.13151574]

>>13151516
you should just take the food, it's paid for already when it's ordered.

I am thinking about doing this as a side job, something to do when I get home after work and want to make some cash.

[Anonymous No.13151587]

>>13150862
That's over $50,000 per year (if "per day" = 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year). That's definitely "not bad."

[Anonymous No.13151593]

>>13151574
It would be too easy for the person that ordered the food to figure out I'm hustlin their food cause they got the same numbered address on the same street just different buildings with different landlords.

[Anonymous No.13151666]

>>13147403
Huh? You paid for someone else's abortion? Why?

[Anonymous No.13151907]

nice thread

i recently got uber credit, about $60 remaining. always think about about using it for uber eats, but the fees turn me off and there's not a lot of good places near my house or work in brooklyn. also, threads like this make me think its not worth rolling the dice on food that comes an hour late from people that arent paid enough to care. i know some of you guys care but you honestly have no reason to, and i dont really expect things to get better, except for the guys who own the apps.

[Anonymous No.13152217]

>>13148390
gopuff is the only service of your list with actual hourly employees. I always try to be professional but I see so many pajeets with no insulated bag and sandals being rude to the restaurant employees that it makes me sick. that said, usually when you're missing an item it's the restaurant's fault since the driver shouldn't be poking through your bag making sure everything's there. a drink that doesn't go in the bag ideally should be double checked by the driver but again it's 100% on the restaurant cuz our job literally is to move stuff from point a to

GrubHub does flag each order in the app with how many drinks are supposed to be there but it doesn't always work properly with value meals and such

[Anonymous No.13152252]

On doordash I got an offer that said they'd tip me $20 in cash if I brought their McDonald's tendies within 20 minutes to their high-rise apartment. And they did. I like lazy rich people.

[Anonymous No.13152265]

>>13143454
yeah but I hate cleaning stuff afterwards, sometimes enough that I eat out to avoid doing it

[Anonymous No.13152292]

when i say double check the order, it means double check the fucking order

I am allowing you to open the fucking bag and double check

[Anonymous No.13152300]

Don't you hate when you primarily use one app but then have to use another because of the place you want to eat isnt in it?

I had to use seamless just for chick-fil-a and they didn't even have an option to send messages

[Anonymous No.13152334]

>>13152292
not in my job description bud. plus I don't have a food handling license or training so if you get sick the restaurant could say, oh we saw the driver fondling his food

[Anonymous No.13152476]

do people still tip these app drivers in places without restaurant tipping culture?

or do they just have a set delivery fee??

[Anonymous No.13152490]

>>13152476
I hear American tipping culture is being exported due to these apps.

[Anonymous No.13152540]

tldr how much extra would ordering something like five guys be compared to picking it up myself?

[Anonymous No.13152649]

>>13151593
You're right not to do it, anon. It ain't worth it. Story as follows:

>>13151574
So I used to be on a really strict no carb diet and I order some insanely spicy curry dish with no rice and extra veggies.
Driver fucked up and brought me non spicy pad thai.
Some poor asshole who can't handle spicy food got my shitth diet dish they couldn't eat and I was forced into a cheat day with food that I wouldn't even order on a cheat day (who the fuck gets plain unspiced pad thai??)

Some of the things people order are not good man.

[Anonymous No.13152669]

>>13152217
>gopuff is the only service of your list with actual hourly employees.
Well shit that explains a lot.

I get a lot of arabs or other ethnic guys/women who don't get the drink or completely get the wrong thing. That guy who said I didn't get a drink really pissed me off.

So about the drink thing. I know you're just the middle man, but surely you get to see the order either before you pick up or as you pick up as I read up thread?
I know these apps suck serious balls but yea, a drink doesn't go in a bag so how is it always fucking missed?

[Anonymous No.13152678]

>>13152334
How do you miss a drink order though.

[Anonymous No.13152770]

>>13152217
>it's 100% on the restaurant cuz our job literally is to move stuff from point a to
>literally is to move stuff from point a to
>move stuff
>from point a to
>point a to

Point a to where Anon? Where? WHEERRRRRREEEEE???!!!

[Anonymous No.13152878]

>UberEats
>NYC Biker
>whenever I have free time.
>customers?
Good
>Restaurants?
Shit
>Free shit
nope
>How have I maximized tips?
Being white and decent looking, also saying "have a good night!"
>Vehicle?
Bike
>Best apps?
I used to do postmates but I get far more jobs when I use uber eats, postmates tips better on average but UE has promotions so the difference in pay is negligible in my experience.

[Anonymous No.13152891]

>>13148390
>Not to mention all the assholes who forget my drink. One guy had the nerve to tell me there wasn't a drink on my order. I gave up on getting drinks with my order which sucks. I want to drink something other than water with my spicy food.

The restaurant often doesn't give us the drinks, and most drivers, myself included don't go rummaging through your order to ensure that everything is there. Our only responsibility as a driver is to get the food to you. We are not food handles, we are not to come into contact with your order.

[Anonymous No.13153203]

>>13152265
A nice dishwasher isn’t more than $1000.

[Anonymous No.13153570]

>>13143538
No chef can prepare foods to taste unless they personally know the diner. It's the real reason why the ultra elite have personal chefs who work for them for years or decades.

[Anonymous No.13153600]

doordash has major discounts on pickups all the time, otherwise I don't bother

[Anonymous No.13153807]

>>13146024
I don’t play well with others

[Anonymous No.13153892]

>>13142630
>Be me, analyst at Goldman Sachs
>Order off seamless while swilling whiteclaw after getting hit with a "pls fix" from my MD at 10pm on a Saturday
>Specific directions to bring the fucking food to my door, with instructions on how to buzz into the building since the doorman when home at 9
>FOOD IN LOBBY
fucking wagies, no tip on that one plus a 1 star review

[Anonymous No.13153909]

>>13142630
I did Deliveroo a couple christmases and over a summer, in London. it was pretty good, my area is very flat so it was pretty easy and it was fun to explore around a bit more than i normally do. tips werent great but thats the UK for you, base pay was decent so it didnt matter.
i did one shift in the zone next to me once though and it was hilly as fuck, one giant hill in particular had me dying, and i had to go straight back over it after getting the food over the other side. zero tips that entire shift too

[Anonymous No.13153952]

>>13144465
the young middle class would rather not go out for a meal OR cook because they suck at cooking, having irl friends and dating too. if you can afford it why not stay home so you can continue your depression binge because you're addicted to browsing social media on your iphone and netflix

[Anonymous No.13153961]

>>13153892
top lel based kike ruining some gigcuck's rating

[Anonymous No.13153985]

>>13153961
Maybe if they took the extra 2-3 minutes to follow simple directions instead of leaving my fucking food in the lobby it'd be a different story.
If you aren't willing to do what the customer asks, at least have the decency to tell me in advance "hey I don't give a fuck I'm leaving your food in the lobby come downstairs and get it."
also I'm not jewish

[Anonymous No.13153990]

>>13142630
gookmoooooooooooooot!!!

[Anonymous No.13153997]

>>13142630
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13154013]

>>13142630

>Grindr
>San Francisco
>9pm-9am
>they love me
>wouldn't know
>lots of all of the above
>it's never just the tip
>my "sponsor" arranges the transportation
>never have changed apps
>Grindr pays the best
>everyone's favorite is the "cockmeat sandwich"

[Anonymous No.13154018]

>>13144465
why is it okay for pizza to be delivered? just because its traditional?

[Anonymous No.13154020]

>>13154013

[Anonymous No.13154035]

>>13153985
>work at sachs
>don't have a gf or wife to cook for you
>upset that you pay a few more bucks for some low income loser to be your delivery boy and they screw up
it would have been better if you were jewish I would at least understand

[Anonymous No.13154065]

>>13154020
That's insensitive. I'm going to have to dump you for that.

[Anonymous No.13154068]

>>13154065

[Anonymous No.13154169]

>go to a restaurant
>standing in line waiting to order/receive food
>employees scurry around breathlessly filling online orders ignoring the customers right in front of them

this needs to stop

[Anonymous No.13154297]

>>13142630
>Gf too lazy to buy food herself or collect it herself
>Constantly orders off these apps
>Ends up spending 60-100 dollars for a meal for 2
I honestly see how ppl that overuse these apps never have savings
Thank god she’s rich or this’d be a problem

[Anonymous No.13154343]

>>13144828
you need a daddy

[Anonymous No.13154345]

>>13144915
c2wc
customer to wagecuck, just cut the company out of the customer service part completely unless they like kill a customer

that's a point off their license

[Anonymous No.13154352]

>>13154169
>10 minutes go by
>OK I'm outta here, put the water on my tab!
>do a 1280 and walk away

[Anonymous No.13154626]

>>13148390
>But what is up with the insane amount of ethnic drivers that can't get my order right nor can they follow directions to get to my house or workplace?
Fucking this. White person: gets it right every time no problem. Blecks and pajeets: usually have to go find them even after giving clear directions on the phone.

[Anonymous No.13154633]

>>13144465
Because I'm too lazy to get off my ass
>day off
>sleep for 12 hours
>wake hungry as fuck
>door dash
>eat till I'm full
>go back to sleep

Best day off ever

[Anonymous No.13154639]

>>13144902
I hate you grub hub niggers after you fucked my order up twice, didnt show up at all another time. Door dash is so much superior as a consumer mane.

[Anonymous No.13154657]

>>13154169
haha based NEET chads win again. Society is changing stop going out.

[Anonymous No.13154772]

These services are useless in my town. You have to tip above $5 for them to deliver your food. Last time I put a $5 tip on my burger it fuckin sat there for 2hrs before I got it. 100% of the time it's cold and shit. It's like a 2min drive to go get the fuckin burger so I do it myself.

[Anonymous No.13154861]

>>13152770
They don't fucking know, that's why the orders address always fucked up

[Anonymous No.13154867]

>>13152891
A drink doesn't go in a bag
You have to grab the cup yourself. Your job is to bring me what I ordered and 90% of you are too stupid or too Arab to be able to do your easy as fuck job correctly.

[Anonymous No.13154886]

>>13154626
I only have trouble with the pajeets. Notice how many angry ones are in this thread claiming it's not their job to bring me part of my order. God they are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.13154938]

I used to do pizza delivery in the early 2000s in the UK. Really opened my eyes to the realities of life and how appearances can be deceiving.

>Nice big wealthy houses in expensive areas were the worst. They spoke to you like shit (you're eating literal garbage food my man) and would never tip (it's not expected in UK, but almost everyone says 'keep the change' if it's not much).
>I had people in 10 bedroom mansions make me stand and dig out 1p change from my bag
>One guy with about 6 cars parked in his huge yard said 'I want the 2p change' while handing me £30 for his £29.98 order. Absolutely hammering rain, about 11.30pm in winter.
>I didn't have 2p in my change bag, I apologized and said if he really wanted it I'd bring it on my next run back from the shop
>He demanded I go to my car to look for one
>I went to my car and drove off
>Got back to the shop and he was on the phone to my Indian boss. Boss told the customer to fuck off and never order again
>Get an order for an 80p bag of chips to a 1 bedroom poverty house in the shit end of town
>Old lady answers and hands me £3 and says 'keep the change love, the weather's awful'
>Refuse it and say the boss said they're on the house because she always orders. Paid for them myself.
>Go to my car and grab her a free 2ltr bottle of soda too
>Orders over £20 get a free bottle, but I kept them on my car to give to poor people and nice customers, and always told assholes 'Sorry I forgot the pop, I'll bring it on my next trip out'

Those bottles of pop were my secret weapon in addressing the cosmic unfairness in the world, of nice people having so little, and miserable bitter assholes having so very much.

[Anonymous No.13155098]

Is it demeaning to call the wagie "bud" multiple times like he's a dog or a child? Another favorite of mine is calling them by their name a lot so they have to remember they're human and suffering in the wagecage. I also do the "let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" despite knowing what I want.

Let me know what you think.

[Anonymous No.13155125]

>Ordered food from a resturant the other day
>It was nice out when I ordered but since they decided to take 1.5hrs its now raining
>Calls me to tell me he is here, incomprehensible Indian accent
>Check all the doors in the building till I find him
>He has my food just sitting on the doorstep getting rained on
>Food bag is paper, ask him what the fuck
>*mumbles in indian*
>He goes to pick the bag up, it rips and my food goes everywhere
>Starts scraping up my fries with his bare hands
>Whatever throw it all out and report it
>He keeps claiming I am a scammer

Love Grubhub

[Anonymous No.13155130]

Grubhub cucks, the past two weeks I ordered food on Saturday. Both times they waited like an hour and then canceled my order and sent me a $5 off code

Why does this keep happening

[Anonymous No.13155136]

I was visiting Japan in September and used Uber Eats for McDonalds. Some foreign guy named Clement devilered the goods on a bicycle, I wonder if he browses this thread.

[Anonymous No.13155169]

>>13151587
50k working 84 hours/wk

[Anonymous No.13155205]

>>13142630
DoorDash

New Jersey

10am - 2pm Usually. 5pm-9pm if I want to deliver more. I just steal time slots by spam refreshing the area until whatever becomes available and snipe it. Still works after 2 years. Heard that makes people who apply for time slots days ahead of time seethe.

Customers treat me well. Only had one issue with a lady expecting me to provide silverware where she was threatening me over text.

Most restaurants treat me like subhuman garbage. Probably have spent more time waiting at a restaurant than actually delivering.

Free drinks happen maybe once a week, nothing more.

Doesn't really matter since you usually tip as your placing the order unless you tip in cash. In that case, Invest in insulated bags, not the shit ones that DoorDash gives you. Breathable ones too so you don't have soggy paper bags that'll break as soon as you take them out of the insulated bag. Apparently the GrubHub bags are high quality too. Also be sure to keep in contact with the customer if anything goes wrong, even traffic if it's above estimated delivery time

2014 Toyota Corolla LE, Econoshitbox more like it, but it does everything it needs to. Only big issue I had to deal with it while delivering were two popped tires due to potholes over the past two years, but those can be written off on taxes so it's not too much of trouble.

The new pay model is horrible for my area because people just don't tip. I have to take it up the ass and take $5 all the time now.

I've only done DoorDash because I missed the window to apply to GrubHub in my area. Now they're not hiring at the moment.

About 1,300 deliveries so far, though at the moment I've stopped to focus on my studies and probably will wagecuck at something with more job security.

[Anonymous No.13155212]

>>13155205
also fuck Cheesecake Factory

[Anonymous No.13155214]

>>13151907
Actually Uber in particular is getting cucked once they went public stock. People are seeing they aren't really different from a taxi service besides the fact they can wage cuck harder. I think I read a rumor somewhere that they fired off a chunk of their programmers for H1B1s (would explain the app getting shitty). Also theres a bill being debated that I think would make it so big jobs like uber would have to start providing battery benefits to drivers, which would cuck them harder. Since drivers actually don't want this cause it would possibly take away jobs. I need to read into more, but I'm kinda leaning towards them offering more benefits. I know it would mean people out of jobs but allowing for over reliance on gig jobs that wage cuck you to profit off of is shit in the long run.

[Anonymous No.13155221]

>>13155214
Uber is way more efficient than a taxi. A fucking taxi medallion in NYC cost upwards of a fucking MILLION, which takes forever for the cabbies to pay off while overcharging customers.

The reason Uber laid off so many people is because of their over investment in self driving & food delivery, which are all burning cash with no signs of profitability.

[Anonymous No.13155223]

I steal food from DoorDash with Red Card orders for McDonalds or similar by ordering myself fries and a drink whenever I'm hungry and in the mood
If the red card gets declined, I just go to support and tell them that the price is correct
Feels delightfully devilish

[Anonymous No.13155271]

>>13154867
>You have to grab the cup yourself
Nope, in my market I'm not a certified food handler, I'm not permitted to fill the drinks myself. If it's not in the bag. I do not take it. I make about 5.50$ an order I don't get paid to fill the drinks.

[Anonymous No.13155280]

>>13155271
Lol you fucking wagies sure are uppity these days.

[Anonymous No.13155281]

>>13153985
>>13153892
Many office buildings require that the food is left int the lobby.
t. Deliverycuck in NYC

[Anonymous No.13155292]

>>13155280
>wagies
Lmao I wish. we make less than wagies.

[Anonymous No.13155400]

>>13151907
Which service should I use to make sure a giant anime girl delivers my food?

[Anonymous No.13155468]

>>13155223
Amazing how much you can screw over these companies that continue to get pumped up relentlessly by investor money.

[Anonymous No.13156052]

>>13155271
Then why am I able to order it. How come some drivers will bring my drink.
You're making excuses

[Anonymous No.13156081]

>>13155125

>Shitskins

The absolute worst. Ugly people, hideous sounding languages, and they barely know how to speak English.

[Anonymous No.13156412]

>>13155271
You don't need a food handlers card to get a soda from a soda machine you fuckin retard. No wonder you don't have a real job.

[Anonymous No.13156446]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT IF U DELIVER BY MOTORBIKE OR BYCICLE THROUGH TRAFIC U MIGHT END UP DEAD, AND IF U DO SO BY CAR U MIGHT GET UR CAR CRASHED AGAINST, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, BE ADVICED.

[Anonymous No.13156483]

>>13156446
>U MIGHT END UP DEAD
That's one of the benefits of the job.

[Anonymous No.13156519]

Dont know about the rest but there are VERY generous coupons on your first orders per restaurant on Grubhub that I can basically eat for free all week. Just pickup to avoid delivery fees. Wouldn't work well outside major cities though

[Anonymous No.13156529]

>>13152678
lots of places will shove a can or bottle in the bag with the order, lots of places staple their bags. I usually ask the employee if the drink has been accounted for, to be nice

[Anonymous No.13156547]

>>13155130
you either live in the middle of nowhere, or you tipped a meager amount/none, or both, so no one wants to deliver to your dumb house for pennies

[Anonymous No.13156555]

>>13155214
>Also theres a bill being debated that I think would make it so big jobs like uber would have to start providing battery benefits to drivers, which would cuck them harder.
It's in Cali and it makes drivers employees rather than contractors. Drivers are going to get fucked over by it because they won't be allowed to multiapp or work flexible hours, and the cost of giving them benefits will be taken out of their effective income.

>>13155221
They laid off staff because A) every single one of their satellite offices had a marketing team running almost identical campaigns, B) they literally never laid off or retrenched any engineers no matter how shit they were and no matter whether they were doing useful work, and C) they're expected to be big boys and actually fix those problems now that they're public.

Source: my dad works for nintendo.

[Anonymous No.13156634]

>>13154938
based

[Anonymous No.13156723]

>>13156547
I always keep mine on 15%

[Anonymous No.13156803]

>>13154938
This story warmed my heart desu.

[Anonymous No.13156852]

>>13156412
>>13156052
In NYC you absolutely do you fucking mong

[Anonymous No.13156862]

>>13156555
>California
why am i not surprised?

[Anonymous No.13156871]

what's the point of the rating systems? it doesnt seem to affect anything and we dont even get to choose who want to deliver our food based on their profile.

if there was something like taskrabbit where you could ask specific people who have completed x-amount of highly rated deliveries it would sort out the diamonds from the dirt. Might even reward the people who know what theyre doing, and let their customers know who they are and appreciate it.

But we all this isnt going to happen and i'm still going to pick my food up because i'm too paranoid to let shitters handle my food and then deliver it 2 hour too late.

[Anonymous No.13156880]

>>13156723
15% of a $8 meal is $1.20. Add that to the base pittance the service pays its drivers and you might see why no one wants to spend 20 minutes driving to your house

[Anonymous No.13156885]

>>13156555
>labor deserves to be fucked over 'cause muh breitbart and F(au)x News said so
Good goy!

[Anonymous No.13156892]

>>13156880
Sucks to suck Foodcuck

[Anonymous No.13157006]

All these companies are by foreigners, for foreigners. You get treated like a foreigner, and get the pay of a foreigner.

Ordering food from these apps is directly supporting your own replacement. Just go get your food.

[Anonymous No.13157035]

>>13142630
Wait, do people in America actually tip their FOOD DELIVERY people?

Jesus christ, I guess the meme that Americans tip literally everyone is true.

[Anonymous No.13157233]

>>13156885
>deserves
What drivers deserve doesn't matter, because they're not going to get what they deserve. What's factually going to happen is they're not going to be able to multi-app and they're probably going to be rostered into shifts. Their pay will drop, and they'll get healthcare.

The only upside for them is healthcare. It's not like they're unionizing to actually get paid properly.

[Anonymous No.13157558]

>>13154297
this is my gf right now and she cannot understand why she's so broke all the time. Even when I tell her why. Rinse Repeat every pay period

[Anonymous No.13157629]

>>13153985
>works at Goldman Sachs
>not a kike
Stop lying (((Goldberg)))

[Anonymous No.13157726]

Used to work at a Subway but got fired for missing a shift. Got paid $11/hr ($1.00 below minimum wage) But I got a better paying job within a week from getting fired so I'm happy that happened

[Anonymous No.13158401]

>>13156483
Kek

[Anonymous No.13158664]

>>13142630
Tried driving for Uber Eats once and it was shit
>first few deliveries were routine, none of them tipped me but whatever, only been a few hours
>get a massive order for McDonald's, four milkshakes, 20 or so burgers and fries
>drive up to nice McMansion with all the lights off and no cars in the driveway, something must be up
>call the customer and hear the voice of some stereotypical douchey high school/college Chad
>'lol sorry bruh i put the wrong address, here's my address'
>it's a 40 minute fucking drive (the original location was not even 10 minutes from where I was), but he said he'll tip me well so fuck it
>finally get there, Chad Jr. takes the food and slams the door shut, no tip
>made $22 for five hours of work
>hit a pothole on the way home and blow my tire out, cost $100 to repair it
All in all, I made -$78 for my one night driving for Uber Eats

[Anonymous No.13159119]

>>13158664
Did you adjust for taxes since you're an "independent" contractor now? I really don't know why anyone would ever waste their time with these meme-driving services. You make no money and ruin your car only to be cucked by taxes.

[Anonymous No.13159525]

>car broken so can't go shopping
>order something through grubhub
>some 3rd worlder picks up my food
>can't find my building even though it's insanely easy to find
>doesn't speak english so I can't even tell her where to go
>take 30 extra minutes trying to tell this dumb cunt how to find me
>finally get food and go inside
>it's low grade hood rat food with a wrong item

[Anonymous No.13159560]

>>13143454
>why don't you want to spend hours cooking your food after hours of a long day at work?

[Anonymous No.13159592]

>>13142630
I hate you stupid piece of shit morons so fucking much I don't pay for delivery to interact with or coddle your dumb retard ass just deliver my fucking order and don't give me any bullshit you fucking idiot if the job of finding my God damn address is so difficult for you than why are you working this job you useless retarded idiot I hate you die

[Anonymous No.13159625]

>>13144465
>>13146061
>>13147377
>>13159592
Seething wagies.

I live in my car and work uber eats, life on easy mode. I just sit in my car all day and play video games until I get an order. I camp in cities for a few days making a few hundred bucks then I travel around.

I dont give a shit how the customers treat me or if I get tipped. I'm getting paid to smoke weed, drive around and listen to music calls day.

Not a slave to any one, I go where I want when I want.

[Anonymous No.13159633]

>>13154657
Based and futurepilled

[Anonymous No.13159812]

>>13158664

That sounds completely miserable

[Anonymous No.13159819]

>>13159625
Sounds pretty based. I assume no debt either? You really are free.

[Anonymous No.13159931]

Any instakart or shipt shoppers/drivers. I always try to be as nice as possible to y'all.
T Krogerfag

[Anonymous No.13159982]

>tfw order huge orders off uber eats
>complain to driver that order isnt right (it is)
>then dont tip him and not even a thank you

Serves you wagie slaves right

[Anonymous No.13160077]

>>13159931
fuck em.

[Anonymous No.13160225]

>>13151587
Before taxes, up keep on car, etc etc.

[Anonymous No.13160445]

>>13157726
>Got paid $11/hr ($1.00 below minimum wage)
So why not report them for illegal practices?

[Anonymous No.13160916]

>>13159525
Ya but at least we're diverse and inclusive right? Good goy points are important, you don't want your social credit score to suffer do you?

[Anonymous No.13160939]

>>13159625
What happens when your car has a major breakdown or you have a major health issue? Or winter

[Noko No.13161021]

>>13154938
Oldfag that posts maybe once a year, you've earned it nigger. Based

[Anonymous No.13161976]

>>13160939
He dies.

[Anonymous No.13162004]

Imagine being a foodcuck wageslave when you can just become a grocery store cashier.

[Anonymous No.13162251]

>>13159982
you know they doing stuff to your food right?

[Anonymous No.13162281]

>>13162004
Notice all the posts about the foodcucks being braindead? They do it because they are completely incapable of a real job.

[Anonymous No.13162292]

>>13162004
Grocery store cashier is arguably worse imo, more face-to-face interactions (especially with boomers) and you literally don't move all day.

[Anonymous No.13162338]

>>13144828
I taught myself how to cook, it's literally given to you in precise steps with exact instructions

[Anonymous No.13162345]

Taco cuck here, we have GrubHub integrated with our system so the orders show up on our screens. You're supposed to come inside to pick up, but half the time the driver doesn't fucking speak English and comes in the drive-thru (hurr drive thru fast me no leave car :) )when we have your order ready and waiting for pickup in the lobby, and then they're behind 5 people with 10 item orders. Sometimes it's legitimately our fault when shit takes forever (super busy night, no call no shows, etc) but the other half, it's the driver.

[Anonymous No.13162825]

>>13153985
>also I'm not jewish

[Anonymous No.13162838]

McDonalds is on Grubhub now and I'm getting so many generous tippers for the shortest distances. And the food practically always ready so I have't had to wait. On a bike in the city.

Never got a single $12+ offer on doordash. Grubhub is king.

[Anonymous No.13162843]

>>13149417
>>13150670
Both of these posts are 100% true.

[Anonymous No.13162863]

>>13159625
cool larp bro

[Anonymous No.13162896]

SEA monkey here
Do you get promotions etc if you order via ubereats/etc? Here the promotions are absolutely insane, some people go to the restaurant and order via delivery apps to deliver to their table.

[Anonymous No.13163073]

>>13150372
You already have an employer, if they're not paying you enough that's between you.

[Anonymous No.13163623]

>>13148955
Unironically, are you supposed to tip normal Uber drivers?

[Anonymous No.13163949]

Just a protip: Never deliver food at night if you're a male. One time I knocked on the wrong door at 1 AM, I heard girls inside playing, their father could've blown my head off with a shotgun. The idiot customer provided the wrong address.

[Anonymous No.13163954]

>>13163949
Why would he have shot you?

[Anonymous No.13164007]

>>13162251
>in murka their food order doesnt come in tamper-proof sealed and stickered boxes

I bet its fucking intentional, so you soycreatures get scared into tipping and paying the wagies instead of Mr. Nosenberg. You also pay on the internet here so no tipping is ever expected and most of the delivery guys are still courteous, young white dudes.

[Anonymous No.13164083]

Can you believe my friend's insane brother ordered Wawa food with Grubhub? Of all the things to order with that expensive fucking service, he ordered run-of-the-mill convenience store sandwiches. Why are people like this?

[Anonymous No.13164088]

>>13162345
This is exactly what I always pictured would happen when I first noticed these services popping up left and right. I don't want to pay for the service, then tip a driver who is responsible for my food being 3 hours old, cold, and soggy.

[Anonymous No.13164316]

>>13154938

based delivery man

[Anonymous No.13164346]

>>13154938

[Anonymous No.13164601]

Fomer driver here. Got out and finished my degree, my prayers are with you current anons.

>Waitr, UberEats

>Multiple locations in Texas

>any that I could get, typically noon until 5pm, or a 4pm until 11:00pm/close, M-Sa. But I wasn’t picky.

>mostly okay, but on holidays and gamedays and any day that wouldn’t be considered “normal”, got yelled at, flipped off, forced to redo an order. And the management was no help. Meanwhile Mr. Porkins and his oinker family ordered 200$ worth of food and I can’t fucking carry it all in the hotbag. And when I did, they would complain when I had to make multiple trips to my car to get all their shit.

>pretty good. Mostly they would be the ones behind schedule or fucking up orders but would be nice to me about it and apologize profusely. I think they didn’t want their reputation tarnished since these apps bring in a lot of business

>a lot of free drinks and food. Sometimes offered booze on the weekends or holidays but I would turn it down. Had a few waitresses flirt with me and a few customers chat me up, but when youre getting assigned order after order you dont have time to socialize.

>people rarely paid cash for tips, they always did the tip on the credit card. They originally allowed us to pick what orders we could pick up on the app, when that was a thing I would typically pick orders from nice/high-end restaurants, since people typically tip more if they’re paying more for the food. Loved anytime I delivered to rich white boomers, they were generous.

>2010 Honda. It gets the job done. No aux cord or bluetooth shit so I rock my headphones every day.

> I worked for them for about seven months when they first came to Texas (Waitr). I made most of my money during the weekends. Tried UberEats a handful of times but the shifts would often overlap so I eventually had to stick to one foodcuck app.

>The ones I did paid about the same I’m guessing. I never really cared to calculate them.

[Anonymous No.13165834]

>>13154938
You're a wonderful person, I wish you the best

[Anonymous No.13166099]

>>13159560
Prep takes a few minutes to wash and chop some veg. Then you either put it in a pan or the oven, turn it on, and check it every so often until it’s done.

It’s not like you’re sitting there breaking rocks from start to finish.

[Anonymous No.13166774]

>>13155271
God I'd love to bolt you in your stupid fucking head

[Anonymous No.13166893]

>>13159625
Sound nice. Hope you can ride it out for a long while before these shitty services go belly up.

[Anonymous No.13167507]

>>13159625
take a look at what anon said, what happens if ur car gets completely wrecked beyond repair... in winter?

well u can at least make sure u spend ur winter in the hotest part of the us, but ur gonna need money for a new car and living somewhere for some time (till u buy a new car or repair yours)

[Anonymous No.13167765]

>>13166774
Why the fuck would you expect good service from an app that only employs people via 1099 and doesn't give a fuck about what they do.

[Anonymous No.13167799]

>>13156852
I'm not in New York, you assuming fucktard.

[Anonymous No.13167804]

>>13142630
>just ordered sushi burrito off uber eats
>got an extra one free
Thanks delivery lady and or restaurant staff who fucked up

[Anonymous No.13168920]

>Order ubereats at an address I don't live at
>Hold them at gunpoint when they arrive
>Rob them of the food, wallet/purse and everything else in the car
>Sometimes steal the car
feels good man

[Anonymous No.13169990]

>>13168920

No glowies in my thread, kthx

[Anonymous No.13171197]

>>13149726
Good lord its true.

[Anonymous No.13171241]

>>13149726
>tfw """millennial""" (technically)
>learned to drive in a manual-shift car
>first two cars were manuals
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.13172264]

>>13154297
What do you mean by rich? Has an amazing job? Cause if it's daddy's money, she won't be rich long. My dad made that mistake, we grew up poor for it

[Anonymous No.13172851]

>>13143559

>$200 a day

Before or after gas? Also how is the car, that $200/Day is great, but repairs are my primary concern which would possibly net me under profit over time