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13132099 No.13132099 [Reply] [Original]

Can we take a moment to pour one out for those who will never get the chance to visit New York and experience Pizza the way it was meant to be? I truly pity those lost souls.

>> No.13132104

>>13132099
>pizza with no toppings

its jewyork all right

>> No.13132106
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>>13132099
>eating pizza with a knife and fork

>> No.13132107

>>13132104
It has all the toppings it needs, fatso.

>> No.13132110

"Local" new york food is all horrible variants of stuff that is better made elsewhere.

>> No.13132119

>>13132107
it should be called cheese bread and not pizza

>> No.13132122

>>13132106
I just needed a concise picture to demonstrate the superior structure and composition of a New York slice, I do not endorse this estrogen elemental photographer's eating habits.
>>13132110
And yet their slices have no equal, much less a better.

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>>13132099
>holy_fucking_yum.jpg

>> No.13132153

>>13132149
please no bully pie-kun

>> No.13132165

>>13132119
Pizza is cheese, crust and sauce. If you want your fill of greasy meats then go plug up the nearest truck stop glory hole.

>> No.13132169

>>13132099
I think it's overrated desu, yes it's good but as a point of pride for New Yorkers it's totally memed out, it's not hard to find the same thing anywhere in California at least.

>> No.13132171

>>13132099
I went to New York for my navy friend, drank a 12 pack of bud lights and ate a whole pizza

Even after all those beers, that “authentic NY pizza” that I bought in the tiny town of Saratoga springs was fucking trash.

>> No.13132218

>>13132171
>Saratoga springs
No wonder! That place is like a bargain retirement community!

>> No.13132259

>>13132099
>visit New York and experience Pizza the way it was meant to be?
you mean Italy

>> No.13132272
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>>13132099
Pretty much every food court has a Sbarro so I'm not sure how you can make this claim.

>> No.13132291

my local pizzeria literally imports new york tap water so i think i get a pretty close experience

>> No.13132302

>>13132099
They way it's supposed to be is Italian not the heart attack new York makes, not that a new York Pisa isn't amazing, but a real pizza is how it's made in italy

>> No.13132304

>>13132291
possibly the most pretentious thing I've ever heard of. What's the pricing look like?

>> No.13132311

>>13132099
I had Sbarro once. Not a fan.

>> No.13132314

>>13132272
Good bait.

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>>13132314
It's what I do

>> No.13132329

>>13132165
Shut up, da both-a-yas

>> No.13132331

>>13132169
Yeah i can find your shit taste in any pozzed up cuckifornia beach shed

>> No.13132361

>>13132099

NY pizza looks like the shit some autistic picky eating toddler would order at Chuck E Cheese, and New Yorkers all sound like autistic toddlers when they defend it.

Congrats, you have a thon crust with sauce and cheese on it, and can't stand the idea of experimentation. New Yorkers are more pretentious than Italians about food and with a fraction of the justification.

>> No.13132372

>>13132304
probably like $2 a slice, $15 a whole pizza

>> No.13132645

>>13132361
Yeah nothing screams eating pizza like draining it in shitty pepperoni

>> No.13132656

>>13132099
Looks like a grease sponge. And it doesn't even have any toppings

>> No.13132683

I see better pizza than that daily and I live in fucking Seattle.

>> No.13132695

lived in nyc when i went to nyu for undergrad and nyc pizza is certainly good but not the best. ive had better pizza elsewhere and i don't miss it

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>> No.13133451

You can get "New York" pizza anywhere. Keep thinking you're special

>> No.13133481

>>13132099
I watched the below video the other day and I gotta say most of it looked like garbage. There are several places here in the Denver Metro area that very clearly have better NY style or Neapolitan than most of that crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26m-uvaiKg

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>>13132099

just go to any mall's sbarro if you want to smell an uncleaned trashcan and eat a shitty reheated slice.

if you are lucky the surly, unwashed armenian working there will give you c diff and you will get the full NYC experience

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>>13132099
even school cafeteria food was better

>> No.13133898

>>13133451
Yeah, i can also get watermelon in your truck stop town in nebraska, itll also taste like shit like your “ny style” pizza

>> No.13133993

>>13132099
looks like shit.

>> No.13134028

>>13132361
THIS

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>>13132106

>> No.13134291

>>13132218
Yeah it was pretty ass but it was nicer than going to some shithole ghetto “real” New York.

>> No.13134915

>>13133891
I wish I had big nig serve me lunch at school :(

>> No.13134920

>>13132106
>>eating pizza with a knife and fork
Nothing wrong with it.