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ME NO LIKE CRUST!!! >:(

>:)

>> No.13127137

That low-tier grape "jelly" is an abomination, I don't even want to imagine how it's made

>> No.13127272
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>>13127137

>> No.13127592

The first time I heard someone mention these, it was a youtuber who was stressing how utterly disgusting they were.

>> No.13127618

>>13127272
you have either been waiting to post this gif in context for years, or you’re a samefag

>> No.13127623

>>13127618
I had a dream about that episode last night

>> No.13129302

>>13127130
They are pretty good and convenient if you microwave them which you aren't suppose to do. That is since it super heats the jelly which is very runny and could result in burns.

>> No.13129305

>>13129302
Especially if u try to fuck them xd

>> No.13129323
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>>13127130
this is a deep fried uncrustable
dipped in batter
topped with strawberry syrup
sprinkled with icing sugar and fruity pebbles

>> No.13129331

>>13129323
fucking disgusting. I would only eat a regular uncrushable in the first place if i didn't have time to eat at work.

>> No.13129349

>>13129331
It is fair food. It is meant to be over the top because it is competitive there.

>> No.13129749
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>>13127130
Uncrustables are the only thing keeping me alive at this point.
This isn't a fucking joke every day I wake up, go to the same shitty school full of shitty people who all think their better than one another, full of teachers who either don't want to be their either or hate you, spend time with people who don't like me and who I don't like, then go home, cry in the shower for an hour, then engage in a sorry attempt at studying, all for what? All for the fucking uncrustables, every day, twice a day, those absolute godsends of treats get me through my miserable fucking life, the sweetness of the jelly matched with the saltiness of the peanut butter, all on soft, round bread pockets. God isn't real, heaven isn't real, only uncrustables are real

>> No.13129757

I like leaving these out of the freezer for like 4 minutes so that the bread is not frozen but the inside is nice and chilly :) A very convenient snack

>> No.13130763

>>13129749
>school
underage b&

>> No.13130797

>>13127130
These things are fucking great. Especially slightly frozen

>> No.13131261

>>13129749
>their
>their

>> No.13131373

>>13129749
are you in 5th grade?

>> No.13131380

>>13129749
I don't know what an uncrustable is, but I like your post.

>> No.13131383

>>13130763
He could be an 18yo senior. I ate these pieces of shit all up until I graduated.

>> No.13131396

>>13129749
>>13130797
the bread is awful. I used to work trade shows and my ham planet boss had a cooler full of these, I never understood it making your own pb&j takes like 20 seconds and is infinitely better with actual bread + way cheaper

>> No.13131408

>>13131396
Yeah my mom and dad both bought good bread for me and my brother as a kid. When we finally tried plain white bread it was like eating cake so I loved it

>> No.13131459

>>13130763
>>13131383
>there's no such thing as a post-secondary school

>> No.13131688

>>13131459
The word you are looking for is tertiary.

>> No.13131707

>>13131396
They are a bit less messy and more convenient than keeping a mess of ingredients around to slap a sandwich together. The bread on them is pretty good. It is nice and fluffy like a little cloud.

>> No.13131720

>>13127130
These are only good deep fried

>> No.13131731
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>>13127130
>Bert Kreischer's face when

>> No.13131741

>>13131731
Based and bertpilled

>> No.13132328

>>13131707
>3 things
>mess of ingredients

>> No.13132351
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>>13129749

>> No.13132355

>>13129749
I would say your awareness to all of this already is a bit of a blessing. It took me a while to realize the friends I once had were really just selfish jerks that only care about themselves. Learn to love and respect yourself, get into an exercise routine.things will get better if you put the effort in to make it better.

>> No.13132373

>>13129749
Based middle schooler

>> No.13132382

>>13127130
in college i subsided off these fucking things for a month
My roommate bought boxes upon boxes of them then moved out, leaving all the uncrustables behind
Near the end of the month i couldnt bring myself to eat another one and threw the 12 or so remaining sandwiches away and went out for a pizza.

>> No.13132398

>>13129749
I was skeptical but this post won me over by the end

>> No.13132429
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>>13127130
More like untouchables

>> No.13132470

>>13132382
I bet that was damn good pizza.

>> No.13132477

>>13130797
I love them frozen

>> No.13132762

>>13132351
Did you know she has titties now?

>> No.13132834

>>13132762
Go on...

>> No.13133089
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>>13132834

>> No.13133283

>>13133089
Nice rack but kinda manfaced

>> No.13133445

>>13133283
She was never pretty.

>> No.13133480

>>13129749
I came here to post this

>> No.13133513
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are the chocolate ones good?

>> No.13133522

>>13129749
become a writer

>> No.13133526

>>13129323
america must be destroyed

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Ice T the raper/ractor carries these around with him and eats them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd0qCk8011o

>> No.13133682

>>13127137
I’m not a fan of any jelly. I usually just blend raspberries and then boil it down for jam. I like a good sour jam and natural peanut butter. If I want a sweet pb&j I will add a banana or honey, but never want sugar directly in my peanut butter or jam.

>> No.13133941

>>13133682
Shut the fuck up faggot

>> No.13134029

>>13133682
Jelly and Jam both technically suck, it's all about PRESERVES

Marm is also good

>> No.13134167

>>13127130
when I was a kid, I saw a guy take the crust off one of these things before eating it

>> No.13134558

>>13127130
these are got tier when frozen
I don't know how to replicate the crunchy peanut butter but I love it

>> No.13134587

Who didn't like crust as a child so ate it first so I could then enjoy a perfect sandwich here?

>> No.13134592

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIu-D1zzyDY

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>>13134029
What about CONSERVE?

>> No.13135223

>>13127272
that's me when I cum hah hell yeah motherfucker!