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13122225 No.13122225 [Reply] [Original]

If bongs call cookies biscuits, then what do they call these?

>> No.13122238

waffles, I believe

>> No.13122251

Scones

>> No.13122252

>>13122225
joggy wombits

>> No.13122259

>>13122225
Pudding.

>> No.13122261

>>13122252
Love me a nice Joggy with clotted cream

>> No.13122267

>>13122225
those are scones, traditionally eaten with jam and cream, with tea to drink. sometimes they have raisins/currants in.

>> No.13122268

>>13122225
I don’t think they have Popeyes over there donuts kind of an irrelevant question.

>> No.13122275

>>13122225
bumbly waggle tosses

>> No.13122278 [DELETED] 

>>13122225
It looks like a batch of failed scones.

>> No.13122306
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Butter banglies

>> No.13122315

>>13122252
kek

>> No.13122895

>>13122225
delicious

>> No.13124079

>>13122225
Cream woomblie joomblies

>> No.13124083

Naughty bits

>> No.13124089

>>13122267
>scone
>soft
are you stupid?

>> No.13124097

>>13122252
Honestly wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.13124105

>>13124089
Are you?

>> No.13124132

>>13124105
Yes

>> No.13124153

>>13122225
>calling shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yays biscuits
do americans really do this?

>> No.13124207

>>13122225
Do they even have Popeyes in New Afghanistan?

>> No.13124221

>>13122225
I think that they call them, "crumpets."

>> No.13124244

>>13122225
Crumbly puff bottom butterwater digestives

>> No.13124294

>>13122225
They simply don't exist outside of the USA
The Brits have Crumpets, Scones, English Muffins etc but nothing like biscuits and gravy, grits or even Southern Chili and Gumbo etc

>> No.13124302

Scrimptons

>> No.13124306

Scones

>> No.13124312

>>13124294
>nothing like biscuits and gravy, grits or even Southern Chili and Gumbo etc
I dont think ive ever seen biscuits/gravy or grits sold anywhere in uk, just hasnt made its way over here. Other american food has, im sure there are some southern style american restaurants around esp. in London that would do the last two items

>> No.13124316

>>13124132
:3 I bet you're cutie

>> No.13124325

>>13122225
fluffy ruffs

>> No.13124443

>>13124312
>southern style american restaurants
maybe, but a niche restaurant doesn't really count

>> No.13124446

>>13122225
garbage that belongs to the bin

a fucking SALTY cake
i was so disgusted when i 1st ate this

>> No.13124520

>>13122225
bongs are irrelevant, who cares what they call them?

>> No.13124521

>>13122225
Dry and salty waste of flour crap

>> No.13124526

>>13124520
Just Hold Your Poke For 2 Minutes And You Win!

>> No.13124530

>>13122225
its gross AF
pastry shouldnt be salty

thats like making a spicy cake

>> No.13124537

>>13122251
No. Biscuits are all tasty and crumbly, while scones are what teachers and prisoners eat. During wartime.

>> No.13124544

>>13124537
>i dun no wot good scone tastes so it bad not the same as biskit

>> No.13124604

That's a nice looking batch King John's Donglies OP

>> No.13124620

>>13124089
not him but yes, scones are soft
the only ""hard"" scones I've ever seen are the god-awful short-bready triangle shaped things that Japanese 7/11 sells and calls "scones".

>> No.13124624

Scrumbly wumblies

>> No.13125153

>>13122225
"full english"

>> No.13125174

rusks. for babies.

>> No.13125270

>>13122225
You can write biscuits, but you Shaw as hell can't say it Tex

>> No.13125817
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If marketed, couldn't you call them "american biscuits"? Actually those kind of biscuits are predominately eaten in the south but y'all would end up calling them yankee biscuits lmao

>> No.13125979

>>13124446
>>13124530
>claims americans are fat because we put sugar in everything
>bitches because we dont put enough sugar in our biscuits.

>> No.13126179

>>13124294
who the fuck wants grits?

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>>13124244

>> No.13126197
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>>13124294
>>13122225
>>13124089
They're scones.

Cookies are Biscuits in England
Biscuits are Scones (the only difference is the type of fat used)
Scones are Rock Cakes or Shortbreads

>> No.13126199

>>13125817

biscuits are made and eaten everywhere in america, but in some places they are only ever associated with fancy dinner

for instance if you go to california and ask for a sausage biscuit they might look at you funny

>> No.13126202

>>13126199
>biscuit
>fancy dinner
are you sure you aren't thinking about rolls?

>> No.13126210

>>13126202

no, rolls aren't mistaken for biscuits at all in america

>> No.13126227

>>13124244
Bong here. Can confirm

>> No.13126230

>>13126197

if your biscuits are coming out of the oven similar to scones then you're making biscuits wrong

a biscuit is nowhere near a rock cake or shortbread, a rock cake is what you get when you fail to make biscuit dough and wind up with batter

>> No.13126234

>>13122267
Scones are sweet and kinda hard. American biscuits are buttery and fluffy, not quite as dense. They go equally well with jam and butter or with cheese and eggs. Even fried chicken.

>> No.13126235

>>13126210
crumpets are mistaken as English muffins by 100% of Americans on Facebook but they are mostly women so I'll let you off

>> No.13126244

>>13126202
Buicuits are usually at very low end or higher end restaurants. Not medium ones
I dont know why this is.

>> No.13126249

>>13122225
Meat water sopper uppers

>> No.13126257

>>13126230
this person doesn't speak for any other Englishman fyi

>> No.13126259

>>13126244

it's like i was saying, as far as texas to the atlantic ocean, you can get a biscuit anywhere in the morning, but in the more degenerate places you might only get biscuits with a dinner, but it's not like people don't know what they are, for some places it's like asking for cranberry sauce outside of thanksgiving

>> No.13126268

>>13126197

also your pic looks like amateur hour on youtube

>> No.13126278

>>13122225
cakey wakies

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>>13124537

>> No.13126324

>>13126179
Everyone should want grits, they're fucking good you little faggot.

>> No.13126330

>>13124312
We sometimes have dumplings in gravy, sort of lumps of dough made with beef fat and flour. Eastern Europeans even put meat inside them and fry them.

>> No.13126346

>>13125979
where in those posts did the word "sugar" or even "sweet" appear?

>> No.13126382

>>13126330
>>13124312

biscuits and gravy are awesome, essentially the gravy is just blonde bechemel where the milk is reduced until the becomes thicker and sauce, and maybe add some chunks of sausage(no casing), we make regular sausage here similar to black pudding you have with breakfast, we just cook it and cut it into chunks and add it to the gravy, salt and pepper

proper biscuits on the other hand are more in depth than i have time to tell however, but most recipes on youtube suck ass and are akin to most people putting creme in carbonara

typically if the recipe mentions cold butter then they are somewhere in the right place

>> No.13126386

>>13126330
you know nothing about food stop making us look bad
>>13126324
ill fuck your wife in her stinkhole you fucking bitch and then rape your mouth with my shit covered cock

>> No.13126403

>>13122225
The closest equivalent we have in Bongland is scones - similar ingredients but scones are sweeter
There's no proper version of American biscuits, which is a shame because I've tried them before while I was Stateside and really liked them

>> No.13126424

>>13126403
>There's no proper version of American biscuits

there is, you probably didn't even have the best version when you were here

biscuits are like a bread item in the south, it's so common that everyone does it slightly differently, but some places, some people do them so perfectly that once you find them you will have made your mind up

>> No.13126441

>>13122225
Crumpets

>> No.13126474

>>13122225
savory mini cakes

>> No.13126480

>>13124530
>he's never tried a spicy cake
i think you should try more mexican cuisine

>> No.13126533

savry sconies

>> No.13126553

>>13126424
He meant in bongland, retard. Amazing, even when a foreigner compliments some aspect of amerilard cuisine, the lard has to be an ass.

>> No.13127423

>>13122225
saucy naughties

>> No.13127692

Labour Tories

>> No.13128399

>>13122225
shitty overly savoury scones
Any other answer is incorrect.
In reality (t.brit), we'd call them "american "biscuits"", or just shitty bread. Honestly they're foul I have no idea how you like them so much. Almost as bad as cornbread.

>> No.13128411

>>13124221
No, Crumpets are what Americans call "English Muffins." Those are more sconelike. Think Irish Scones. American Biscuits are like Irish Scones.

>> No.13128428

>>13128411
Do Americans really call English Muffins 'Crumpets'?

>> No.13128457

>>13128411
>Crumpets are what Americans call "English Muffins
Completely wrong.

>> No.13128471

>>13128399
>talking shit about cornbread
Hey, you do you and no ill will regardless. Also, I found your post informative. Take care.

>> No.13128474

>>13128428
Conceivably, they're retarded enough

What in the fuck is in an "irish scone"?

it's a scone.

And an english muffin is nothing like a crumpet. Goddamn flyovers.

>> No.13128497

>>13128399
you can huff your paint and we'll huff ours

>> No.13128512

>>13122225
american biscuits

>> No.13128520

>>13124089
where are you from?

>> No.13128528

>>13124221
no
>>13124294
faggot

>> No.13128529

>>13128399
I was honestly enjoying lurking this thread until I read this post. Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

>> No.13128540
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>>13126244
no you dumbass, everyone loves them but they are defo poor people food

>> No.13128547

>>13126282
based achewood poster

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I think it's an American thing that never made it back.
The closest thing I know in the British Isles to an American biscuit is an Irish Farl.
The only difference between the two is that a Farl has no butter in its dough and it's usually baked under direct heat in a skillet rather than an oven.

>> No.13128712

>>13122225
Unraveled Croissants

>> No.13128722

>>13128540
High end probably means Red Lobster to him.

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>>13122225
These are scones. Cookies are called cookies still. Biscuits are like different versions of cookies.

>> No.13128747

>>13122252
LMQO

>> No.13129219

>>13128399
Good attempt at a troll, but no bites. But I suppose you could have had a blood pudding experience, where the only time I've had it was by a non native in a non native area (cruise ship). Not a favorite of mine. But I hope I get to try it again as a better preparation.

>> No.13129327

>>13128672
This is extremely close to what a biscuit is in the south. There are recipes for soda biscuits here too.

>> No.13129439

>>13129327
Yeah like I said it's close, but the lack of butter really separates the two.

>> No.13129519

>>13129439
Plenty of biscuit recipes only call for shortening. They are most definitely inferior to buttery biscuits, but they are cheaper and more convenient, and so are fairly popular.

>> No.13129679

>>13124325
good taste
>hoisin crispy owl

>> No.13130043

>>13126424
>American education

>> No.13130219

>>13124537

stfu grogg

>> No.13130436

make up your own names for food amerisharts instead of stealing ours and bastardizing them

>> No.13130444

>>13130436
>implying
America has far more cultural influence that br*tshits do. You actively change your language to avoid being like us, your superiors.

>> No.13130445

>>13128428
We call you British poofters scrumpets, trumpets, and muffins.

>> No.13130449

>>13130436
Damn straight we will you muffin headed brit

>> No.13130495

Golden Snazzlers

>> No.13130500

>>13124302
Based and Karl-pilled

>> No.13130609

>>13122225
the correct answer is "soda bread" which we basically got from the Irish immigrants.

granted we drastically improved it

>> No.13130646

>>13124312
>grits
>uk
I would be surprised. America is the land of corn, so we need to find something to do with it. I doubt think it gets used much outside of the south. Its basically corn kongee. I wish it wasn't high calorie though.

>> No.13130664

>>13128734
I really like rich tea biscuits. They're basically an animal cracker. I like them best with tea. The slight malt flavor goes well with any tea, without masking the teas flavor. Plus there not high calorie or sugary.

>> No.13130676

There is no bong name for them because we don't eat them here, it's like asking what the bong name for sushi is. Anybody who says "scone" is wrong, scones taste nothing like biscuits, they just look similar

>> No.13130704

>>13122306
KEK

Rich bong culture

>> No.13130707

>>13124302
>>13130500
lmaooo

It’s tinging it’s way up the tube...

>> No.13130837

>>13124244
Can a Brit explain the digestive biscuit thing? Was it just a special biscuit high in fiber?

>> No.13130873

>>13130837

it's the sodium, it's an antacid

>> No.13130882

>>13130873
Oh so it's something to help settle stomach upset, alright interesting.

>> No.13130887

Scones.

>> No.13130889

>>13130882
Their food is so terrible you have to take medicine at the same time.

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>> No.13131982

>>13131969
Who calls cookies biscuits?

>> No.13131988

>>13131969
>not having burger be a fat american
missed opportunity tbqh

>> No.13132015

>>13131982

A cookie is a type of biscuit, in the same manner as a chicken burger is a type of burger.

>> No.13132256

>>13128529
>Having an opinion on what types of bread taste nice means jesus hates you
He sounds kind of petty, if that's all it takes I think we're both fucked desu

>> No.13132288

>>13129219
Not a troll, and yet it has many bites.

Serious question - american culture is undeniably the dominant global culture right now. That applies to food as well. Muh burgers etc. Have you ever paused to consider why biscuits and cornbread have very little popularity outside of america (the same applies to cajun food)?

Simple - they're not actually very tasty. As for the rest of it, they are literally highly similar to savoury scones - thats what they'd be considered as

As for blood pudding (called black pudding here, differentiated from white pudding by the presence of blood. the european version is called blood sausage, I think you're mixing up the two), commercially prepared black pudding is almost universally shit. i love black pudding and I don't even bother to have it here most of the time unless I'm cooking it myself. Buy a sausage of it yourself, slice it to ~1/3rd inch thick slices, and cook for a brief period of time in a very hot skillet till the sides are crispy. Even shitty basic store versions are fine, its just it isn't well suited to large scale commercial production.

As for your non-native, non native area point, yes that is conceivably possible, but there's also a general aspect of popular appeal - I wouldn't expect black pudding to not be widely popular, nor am I surprised that it's not. It's not nice enough to overcome the downsides, such as tasting bad unless prepared properly, unlike, say, burgers and pizzas, which taste pretty good even when they're shit.

>> No.13132289

>>13122225
roundily loafs

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>>13132288
>He doesn't get his Black Pudding from Stornoway

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>>13131969
fixed it

>> No.13132346

>>13132288
I blacked your mum's pudding last night if you get my drift.

>> No.13132394

>>13132346
you participated in the quintessentially american pastime of watching a black man cuckold a woman you could have fucked so a jew can earn shekels and findom you into paying for the privilege of watching?

>> No.13132412

>>13132288
Black sausage is top tier delicious, but blood cake is just something that weirdos in their tribal huts enjoy.

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fixed

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Do you cunts even eat macaroni pies?

>> No.13132826

>>13132476
I came!