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[Anonymous No.13116050]

Cut my thumb a week ago, looks fine now.
Any serious injuries in the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.13116056]

A girl i knew sliced her whole hand in an old mixer at school. Poor poor Lisa

[Anonymous No.13116062]

Mine two weeks ago

[Anonymous No.13116067]

I have this stupid habit of sitting with my penis outside my pants when I’m at my computer desk, it’s comfy and also I can quickly reach it for the action time.

One evening I was shitposting on mobile phone and made some tea in the kitchen. I sat at the table with my penis exposed as usual as I was waiting for the tea to cool down, then after 5-6 minutes I took a test sip and chocked on the tea because I’m retarded.

The resulting movement of the coughing made the mug shake and some hot tea came out hitting my penis.

Thank god I’m uncircumcised so the head was safe, however for 2 solid days it was red outside and hurt. I had to put sunburn cream on it.

[Anonymous No.13116089]

>>13116050
I ran shitty chain restos for a while. The cooks were mostly immigrants who worked really hard, but weren't too keen on being careful.

Some injury memories:
Guy dropped a 12 inch knife and tried to catch it. Lots of blood. Place looked like a OJ Simpson had visited. He went to the ER (or presented to casualty for you socialists out there,) and we never saw him again. My bet is that he got stitched up and then skipped town to avoid the inevitable questions from the work comp people about his immigration status.

Another guy was cleaning the fryers and dumped ~3 gallons of very hot oil on another guy's arm. Still not too sure how that happened, but it was nasty. Burned guy was out for a month. When he came back, poor bastard's arm was gimpy and looked a little cooked.

Loads of minor cuts, a couple of snipped finger tips, too. Kitchens are dangerous places, more so when undertrained/underpaid folks are doing the work.

[Anonymous No.13116095]

Got this bad boy why slicing some cheese.

[Anonymous No.13116754]

dumb niggas, stop cutting yourselves and grow up - burning is where it's at these days

[Anonymous No.13116770]

>>13116050
I sliced off a bit of my thump 6 months ago.
I cut off just enough to see the meat.
I cleaned it up and kept it covered and it healed back completely in about 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.13116781]

you know how you instinctively move your feet away when you drop a knife? yeah i wish i did that

[Anonymous No.13116798]

Tried to airflip the first pancake of the batch and paid the price.
It landed on my undressed tumtum and gave me a burn.
The first one is ALWAYS fucked. Don't try it, guys.

[Anonymous No.13117488]

NONONONO THEY SAID AVOCADOS WERE HEALTHY WHAT THE FUCK BROS THIS ISNT HEALTHY

[Anonymous No.13117659]

>>13116050

I don't cut very fast when I prepare food, so I haven't really had a serious cutting injury to my hands or fingers as a result of cooking. The worst I did to myself was burns.

>>13117488
I warned you about avocados bro!!!
I told you dog!

[Anonymous No.13117687]

>>13116050
I once burned the shit out of my forearm dragging it across an induction burner. I have also burned my belly many times pulling fishsticks out of the oven and having the pan touch me

[Anonymous No.13117735]

>>13116798
How do you burn so easy? I handle shit cooking on high heat with my bare hands and never get burned

[Anonymous No.13117807]

Thumbs with no Kranch?!?

[Anonymous No.13117932]

>>13116050
was using a veg slicer and cut the tip of my thumb off as a child, had the whole nail come off but looks like nothing happened now.
>>13117687
i have a scar on my arm the size of a large tootsie roll from a rice cooker i leaned against

[Anonymous No.13117936]

Buy a proper set of whetstones and spend half an hour sharpening your knife alongside a sharpening steel you use every time before cooking and you'll have less accidents.

[Anonymous No.13117956]

>>13116050
a few months ago i had no radishes on my station during service and panicked, ran to back and grabbed the sharpest mandoline and started slicing like a madman. sliced my thumb open about an inch deep. blood everywhere. dishwashers laughing. not fun.

[Anonymous No.13117971]

A lady i use to work with told me about this fry cook who had a heart attack in front of the frier and fell face first in

[Anonymous No.13118015]

The other day I was making coffee in my French press, was pouring boiling water into it, missed and poured it right onto my hand that was holding the press. Covered the back of my hand. Luckily I had some silvadine nearby, got it on quick, and it healed up no problem.

[Anonymous No.13118032]

Happened quite a while ago. You know when you are using a cheese plane to cut soft cheese and it kinda digs into the cheese making it get stuck? I decided the best course of action was to grab the cheese tight and then pull the cheese plane with all my might. Next thing I know, I'd cut off a good chunk of my thumb. Had to go to the hospital and get three stitches.

[Anonymous No.13118047]

>>13116781
Looks filthy and infected. A surgeon stitched you up, right?

[Anonymous No.13118066]

When I was a kid I burned my arm on a pot while making Kraft mac and cheese. Must have been serious because the mark is still here 20 years later. Didn't seem serious at the time.

[Anonymous No.13118130]

>>13116781
That's not supposed to be black anon

[Anonymous No.13118172]

>>13116781
That's gonna hurt forever

[Anonymous No.13118185]

>>13118032
Ouch

[Anonymous No.13119838]

>>13118172
>>13118047
>>13118130
it healed up nicely. left a pretty big scar though. pic related is right after stitching

[Anonymous No.13119849]

>>13116798
>Melt butter for grilled cheese.
>Flip grilled cheese.
>SPLASH.

No shirt either. Thought I was okay till I noticed several tiny blisters on belly. Now I have fuckin' scars.

[Anonymous No.13119853]

>>13116050
I burnt the living shit out of my right arm once in a hot oven, my skin was all bubling and stuff, it took three months for that to heal completely. A few years later there's no scar and that surprises me. I tried to not mess with the scab and other tissue which might have helped it to heal some. That was the worst anyway.

[Anonymous No.13119861]

>>13116067
>also I can quickly reach it for the action time.
Hey man, you didn't have to write this part. It being comfy is enough, you dont have to try to make it sound more convenient lol

[Anonymous No.13119862]

Holy shit I knew this board was full of LITERAL retards. Imagine being so fucking brain damaged that you lack the basic motor skills chop food and cook without fucking stabbing yourself in the process. Everyone that posted a picture of their badge of retardation: please do the world a favor and aim the knife at your heart next time. Thank you in advance.

[Anonymous No.13119866]

>>13117735
Your hands are probably a bit more callused than your stomach, though.
Plus, when I say "pancake" I really mean what you would call a crepe, so I probably use a hotter pan than what you're thinking of.

>>13119849
Another time I was pouring boiling water down the sink. Probably from a pot of potatoes or something, and the metal sink buckled from the heat sending the water right into my face. I got under the cold shower right away and was let off with some redness that disappeared after a few days. Better safe than sorry with these things I suppose.

[Anonymous No.13119867]

>>13119862
So you're smart because you cap "literal?"
OK little boi.

[Anonymous No.13119880]

>>13119862

[Anonymous No.13120122]

this thread fucking scares me.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13120175]

nothing recently, but when I was a lot younger I burned my fingers a little grabbing a dish which spooked me and I slammed the whole top of my left fore arm into the side of the oven and got a good sear, branded myself with the curved dents where the racks catch when you pull them out
it was burned brown for quite a while but healed without a scar so it remains only but a traumatizing memory
an incident like thats enough to keep you careful the rest of your life

I have a very good track record with knives though, come close lots of times but a near miss is still a miss

[Anonymous No.13120183]

>>13116798
lmao pancake scar
you fucking pancake boy hahahahahaha
do a backflip idiot hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.13120190]

>>13120183
based bully

[Anonymous No.13120222]

>>13120183

[Anonymous No.13120225]

>>13120222
Trips for the spooky crack house

[Anonymous No.13120226]

>>13116050
Lots and lots of oil burns and cuts, including a few like yours that went into the nail. I also sliced off part of the tip of my left ring finger a few weeks ago while chopping onions.

[Anonymous No.13121840]

>>13116050
Not in a while, but my friend lost like 2 millimeter of the top of his thumb on a mandolin.