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I hate Indian restaurants so GOD DAMN much
>Be me, freaking LOVE spicy food. Eat spicy food all the time and have developed a high tolerance for spiciness
>go to indian restaurants, ask for very spicy food because I really enjoy it.
>order a spicy vindalo dish
>they always ask "are you sure?" like GEE, how on earth could there exist a WHITE person to like spicy food?
>after being humiliated by the staff the food eventually arrives
>it is literally drenched in chilly, way too hot for anyone to eat
>complain and they just grin
How is this legal? I am 100 % certain that they make my dish infinitely more spicy than normally, just to humiliate me or to "teach me a lesson". Its almost as if they are offended a white person could like spicy food, like they "own" spicy food.

>> No.13106187

>>13106185
Seething wh*toid

>> No.13106188

I think you're just overreacting, OP.

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13106189

>order very spicy food
>staff warns is very spicy
>orders it anyway
>complains because it's very spicy

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>> No.13106192

>>13106185
no one gives a shit about you or your petty life.
just stop coming here to get attention with your imagined slights and crap you make up .
the attention you get from these stupid posts is not real attention, get it thru your head NO ONE LIKES YOU !!, no one wants you around because of shit like this.
grow the fuck up .

>> No.13106197

>>13106185
Those pajeets never wash their hands after using the toilet so maybe it’s just their ass and balls that you like rather than the spiciness.

>> No.13106198

kya aap is aansoo, saphed ladake ke saath kuchh meyonez pasand karenge?

>> No.13106201

hahahaha gandu ek chamach lalmirch khake rone lag gaya ahahahhahahahahaha

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Saphed ladaka dukaan mein aaya aur masaaledaar dish maangee. Ham kam masaale ka upayog karate hain phir bhee vah ise sambhaalane mein asamarth tha. Vah bahut haasyapad tha.

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>>13106185
>Ask for very spicy food
>Food is too spicy.
>Complain about it on Tibetan mud carving website.

>> No.13106210

You also made this >>13106134
Whats your aim OP?

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>>13106198
>>13106201
>>13106208

Benchod hi*di log. reddit mei post kar, edar nahi.
Fuck North India, Fuck Northies and Fuck you

>> No.13106213

>>13106210
I did not make that.
My point is that we should all boycott indian restaurants. They are racist and not concerned with hygiene.

>> No.13106214 [DELETED] 

>>13106210
see
>>13106192

>> No.13106215

>>13106213
see
>>13106192
also

>> No.13106233

>>13106213
Or maybe just ask them not to make it so spicy next time. There’s literally no reason for them to sabotage your order - they want you to be happy and come back.

>> No.13106245

>>13106212
ek plate idli dena

>> No.13106267

>>13106185

> my tolerance to spicy food was all in my head

the truth hurts, anon

>> No.13106294

>be me
Why do redditors start Greentext with this

>> No.13106305

>>13106185
Can confirm this actually happens. Last time the kitchen staff were peeking round the door and snickering.

>> No.13106335

>>13106185
indians would do that shit. thats what you get for eating their diarrhea

>> No.13106353

Spicy food is literally the only thing the lesser races have on the white race.
So let them play their games OP, we beat them at literally everything else.

>> No.13106354

>>13106185
Order your food as take-out.

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>>13106353

>> No.13106377

>>13106375
List actual nonwhite achievements.

>> No.13106387

>>13106213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmJk2CKK1C0

>> No.13106388

>>13106377
list your achievements

>> No.13106389

>>13106377
Nobody has to do you shit, polcel. This is a cooking board faggot.

>> No.13106392 [DELETED] 

>>13106388
>>13106389
So nothing? Gotcha. Maybe you should be a little more grateful to whites for literally dragging your people out of savagery and poverty and giving you civilization, yea? You seem a bit hostile when we saved you from living a short and brutish life.

>> No.13106404

>>13106294
newfag

>> No.13106410

>>13106377
>>13106392
surgery, abstract math, humanism or in terms of /ck/ puff pastry, ice cream, yoghurt and kebaps all originated in the middle east
unless of course you claim arabic and turkic people to be white when it suits you

>> No.13106413

>>13106404
What? Be me is a reddit invasion thing. If you look for any old greentexts not one has le be me shit

>> No.13106414

>>13106392
>your people
>we saved you
You didn't do shit.

>> No.13106416

>>13106392
shut the fuck up and eat your shitty vindaloo faggot

>> No.13106421

>>13106410
>unless of course you claim arabic and turkic people to be white when it suits you
The Arabs that invented those things were in fact Aryan, then Northern African invaded and muddied the genes forever. Good luck getting those incestual brown goatfuckers to invent anything of worth now.

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>>13106375
>Le

>> No.13106427

>>13106414
My ancestors did, and my progeny has the ability to. My genetic line.

>> No.13106433

>tfw half indian, look white
>get to pull the race card when it suits me and have gotten away with it several times
>get treated by everyone like a superior angloid

>> No.13106437

>>13106413
Wrong

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>>13106185
>>Be me, freaking LOVE spicy food. Eat spicy food all the time and have developed a high tolerance for spiciness
>complains that food is too spicy
Oh no no no the absolute state of wh*te """men"""

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Hage to do this but, mods please clean up this /pol/ garbage I hope this brings your attention

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>>13106421
next time just say
>yes, I do claim turkic and arabic to be white when it suits me

>> No.13106445

>>13106440
Seething whitoid pedo

>> No.13106446

>>13106437
Not him but he's actually right. 'Be me' only started being a thing around 2013 or so I would guess

>> No.13106489

>>13106392
Chess too.

>> No.13106497

>>13106392
>poverty
https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/britain-stole-45-trillion-india-181206124830851.html

>> No.13106499

>>13106433
How does the race card work when you're Indian? Give me some instances. I'm currious.

>> No.13106515

>>13106499
when you shit on the street and people get upset, you can claim the race card because of the toilet witch

>> No.13106526

>>13106404
He’s right yah know

>> No.13106528

>>13106427
kek
>yeah im a failure but my ancestors!!

>> No.13106557

>>13106377
Do East Asians count?

>> No.13106559

>>13106499
>curryous

>> No.13106603

>>13106185
always ALWAYS get your ethnic food from a white person. Nonwhites aren’t the place to go for quality experiences.

>> No.13106607

>>13106414
And yet you want them to feel bad for slavery, which is really weird because white people were the primary victims of slavery.

>> No.13106622
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>>13106607
>white people were the primary victims of slavery.

>> No.13106631

>>13106622
They were. The average white didn’t benefit from slavery at all, they were only hurt by the reduced cost of labor. If blacks weren’t so weak as a people and didn’t let the rich and powerful take advantage of them, those rich and powerful would have had to pay whites a salary to pick cotton. The average white is the victim of slavery, and we should hate black people for being so weak that they lowered the living conditions of the lower classes.

>> No.13106635

>>13106631
just think of how nice america would be if we didn't import the darkies

>> No.13106637

>>13106635
It would be amazing. Imagine if all fastfood jobs were being worked by a white kid getting an early financial start in life?

>> No.13106648

>>13106410

The middle east are caucasian and were pretty damn great before getting eternally fucked on a genetic level through hundreds of years of islam-endorsed incest.

The chinese are basically a slave race without a free thinking bone in their body and the japanese couldn't achieve anything being stuck kn a shitty island

Africa is just lol

>> No.13106655

>>13106648
>redditors first bait

>> No.13106659

>>13106637
this is a toss up. most of the mcdonalds' near me are staffed by young whites and aren't any better than ghetto ones. it is impossible to tell as black culture is so ingrained in today's youth

>> No.13106719

>>13106528
>implying

>> No.13106746

>>13106631
This is quality bait.

>> No.13106767

>>13106746
How is it bait? Is the truth bait now?

>> No.13106771

>>13106185
Maybe you should just try acting normal, not like a jackass. Waitstaff shouldn't be humiliating you unless you are somehow offending the code of decency by your insane unkempt disrespectful to the restaurant appearance or your by attitude and actions. Either/or, you triggered something.
So, never go back (and I wouldn't at all to this place), or learn to be normal when you order in a restaurant, and appear respectful.

I suggest that you order items on the menu how they come, and when asked spicy or not, shoot for something down the middle of the road, say "moderately spicy" or "spicy but not very spicy" so you are setting limits to the fact that you do in fact have a limit. Then, like someone who knows the cuisine you claim to like spicy, you order all the usual accompaniments that people of that culture would do to make it spicier to taste and cool and enjoy with it properly.
Get a mango lassi, or creamy chai to sip, order a cooling raita with mint, get some soaking up breads that aren't the free ones dumped off, like some onion kulcha bread, try some various chutneys that are in fact spicier,. Chilies on the side isn't a bad move. Dip your fork into it bite by bite, and frankly, a chef is complimented when you want to admire the house sauces, since it'll be family recipes and what they most like to enjoy and likely from their specific regional variation in India or Pakistan..feature coconut, etc. Only idiots want something hot without adding any additional flavor, some tamarind, cauliflower or mango with your hotness, or aromatic cilantro or mustard oil potency, is divine. Aachar and other pickles are how to add enjoyment! Don't be a noob! For vindaloo I'd be ordering an eggplant or lime pickle, raita, and lots of wine!

>> No.13106775

>>13106185
What a little bitch.

>> No.13106776 [DELETED] 

>>13106433
>Angl*id
Barely above jews

>> No.13106804

>>13106410
>claim arabic and turkic people to be white when it suits you
Ashkenazis already do that themselves

>> No.13106809

>>13106776
arab fingers typed this post

>> No.13106874

>>13106185
>ITT: 20 year old discovers tabasco isn't actually hot

>> No.13106901

>>13106185
Which restaurant ask it customer "are you sure"?
Fake and faggot story, op. not cool.

>> No.13106908

>>13106212
Shut the fuck commie abo and gtfo of here commie plebbitor

>> No.13106917

>>13106245
Kek, dosa wala btfo.

>> No.13106936

>>13106901
I ate vindaloo at two restaurants and they warned me at both, that shit is really spicy man.

>> No.13106939

Heh...so you like it spicy, huh? Well you should try my, uh...special delicacy...
*pours hot sauce on penis*
Heh...

>> No.13106954

>>13106635
We would be like Europe now and import millions of Muslims because the people wouldn't know any better.

>> No.13106956

>>13106767
You are weak and pathetic when an armed robber kills you and rapes your wife. This is essentially your logic here - although you have a point in some Americans being held unwillingly outside the job market (yet showed little support in banning the actual problem - slavery). Its pretty stupid to put more blame on the slaves rather than the slavers.

>> No.13106983

>>13106655

Are you saying I am baited or that I am baiting? Cause the shit i said is practically liberal as far as 4chan's generalized opinions are concerned

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>>13106185
This whitey put Tapatio on his food once, and thought he built a tolerance for spicy food.

>> No.13107009

>>13106954
don't make me laugh, amerishart
we have nowhere near as much human trash in the form of shitskins as you

>> No.13107034

I hate indians in general, bunch of subhuman ratfucks who invented this caste system in order to lord themselves over LITERALLY the same subhumans as themselves, only to run away from their shithole and get put back to square one of being subhuman
I never forget to banter them about this, almost always results in a diarrhea of butthurt

>> No.13107066 [DELETED] 

>>13106804

Ashkenazi jews are the funniest white people, they're like 75-80% central european but pretend they're from the middle east while actively displacing the native population. They're like those freaks that claim to he 1/16 native american.

>> No.13107280

>>13106983
stop posting newnigger
lurk for 2 years or go back

>> No.13107609

>>13107280

Been lurking for 14 years now you literal unironic fucking faggot

>> No.13107634

>>13107609
>lurk for 14 years waiting to post like a big boy
>you finally get the chance
>it's an absolute dogshit post
How embarrassing

>> No.13108358

>>13106771
>lol dumb whitey you have to order $50 of extras to enjoy your $30 dollar entree
No thanks, Rajeet, I make better curry at home anyways. No poo particles in it and more flavourful than any restaurant.

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>>13106185
>ask for spicy food
>warned its very spicy
>mad that its very spicy
>this is the restaurants fault

>> No.13108435

>>13106185
This copypasta still ropes them in

>> No.13108446

>>13106185
finish your request with allah ahkbar next time

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>>13106433
>tfw half indian, look white
Sure, keep telling yourself that

>> No.13109076

>>13108358
Where the fuck can you buy a curry that’s $30? In the uk it’s like £10 max

>> No.13109232

>>13106197
This

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>>13106404
Not who you're replying to, but you're wrong. I've been here for way too long, and I'm here to tell you that "be me" cancer was indeed a reddit invasion thing, which was then used ironically here. It is, however, unironically total faggotry regardless of the context in which it is used...even if you think you're just pretending to be a retard.

Pic related. Me and my bitch.

>> No.13109498

>>13106197
this

>> No.13109500

>>13109488
was
>be me
still reddit back in 2012 and 2013? I had just discovered 4chan and /b/ so I figured it was genuine.

>> No.13109514

>>13106185
I'm Indian and yes we do it on purpose. We hate you for good reason but your grasp of history is probably too poor to understand.

>> No.13109806

>>13106622
They were though. Imagine having to deal with niggers all the time

>> No.13109830

Indians don't put hot sauce on their food because it waters the heat down fucking dumb whiteoids.

>> No.13109837

>>13106185
>HOW DARE PEOPLE SUSPECT A WHITE PERSON CANNOT HANDLE SPICY FOOD! THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE!
>Also, I am white and I could not handle spicy food.

So you complain about a stereotype that you once again proved is true.

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Just cover your tongue and mouth in candle wax and try again.

DESTROY those street shitters.

>> No.13109853

>>13106197
Am pajeet can confirm

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What's the easiest way to learn to make restaurant quality vegetarian Indian food? I kind of feel like the salty dairy flavour of lassi

>> No.13110032

>want food spicy
>street shutters add absurd amounts of sauce, just making it gross instead of spicy and edible

>> No.13110128

>>13106185
go back next time in brown face with a turban on your head and ask for the usual

>> No.13110151

>>13106185
fucking crackers

>> No.13110184

Dear India, please take back all of these Khalistan separatist shitbirds

t. Canada

>> No.13110216

>>13109500
Yes, reddit is almost as old as 4chan. The major crossover began in like 2010

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Eat da poo poo pajeet hindi windi wala wala bollywood faggot dancing

>> No.13110422

>>13106187
Calm down pajeet, your nations food all looks like different colored shit on rice.

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>discussion about food with any non-white
>MUH SPICE MOHFUGGA
>"Ok Ranjeet/Gonzales/Tyrone but is the flavour good and well-balanced?"
>MUP DO DIDDA CHILI SPICE SPICE NIGGUH BASTERD BICH SRIRACHA CHILI WATERMELON BIX NOOD!
I genuinely believe some races have less advanced taste apparatus (either or both in the mouth and the brain), you never hear much about any sort of finesse in most of these cuisines, instead it's just about the strength of the flavour.

There seems to be a huge correlation between this and mean IQ of the country. The higher the IQ, the more likely to talk about something other than just how strong/spicy it is.

>> No.13111128

>>13106185
Goes to Indian restaurant and let’s everyone know he has a small penis by ordering the hottest option, complains it’s too hot..fuck off m8!

>> No.13111132

>>13106185
Oh my god this is on an entirely different level of bait
Bravo to you, sir, you even picked wonderful timing

>> No.13111139

>>13106294
What is this? Double layered? Triple layered?
What level of masterbaiter are you OP?
Holy fuck I bet you were expecting way more replies

>> No.13111150

>>13106956
You are pretty weak and pathetic if you let your woman get raped and you let yourself get killed, you fucking retard

Do you think dying and letting your loved ones get hurt makes you strong? Just because you were also a victim doesn’t make you excusable for not doing a man’s job.

Pro tip: letting crime skyrocket and letting niggers and beaners get away with their third-world bullshit is just as bad as letting someone rape and murder your own woman

>> No.13111154

>>13107034
The caste system was bretty guud desu it put retard families into retard jobs and generally good families into high places. The only part that smells of Jewry is the highest caste, but other than that it was pretty based desu

>> No.13111157

>>13107280
>lurk for 2 years
Kek, that how long you’ve been around buddy?
sorry r/thedonald got shut down but you can easily go to this cool place we call “tumblr”, it’s for snowflakes like you

>> No.13111162

>>13106185
They probably are. Not so much offended but the restaurant is for them and others like them, not whites like you that want in on everything.

>> No.13111165

>>13109500
>2012
>2013
>not newfag bullshit
It was definitely better (on some boards) then it is now (on some boards) but it was still diluged in newfag bullshit and if you were too stupid to figure that out by now you should actually just go ahead and neck yourself buddy, from one 2012 fag to the next.

Fucking retard.

>> No.13111166

>>13111112
This is one of the dumbest posts I have ever read on /ck/. Imagine being so dumb you think spice=spicy

>> No.13111168

>>13106185
>>it is literally drenched in chilly, way too hot for anyone to eat
based pajeets

>> No.13111169

>>13111166
So many people just got triggered

>> No.13111398

>>13108471
I've seen people like that. It's rare but it exists

>> No.13111404

>>13109865
>Lassi
>salty
it tastes sweet wtf are you on about

>> No.13111494

>>13111150
Cope

>> No.13111567

>>13106185
>be you
>white boy
>order spicy food
>staff warns you that whit*oids might not be able to handle genuine spicy food
>me big boy me can handle it
>cant handle it
>wtf why is my food so spicy i fucking hate indians

>> No.13111578

>>13106603
That's a great way to never eat truly ethnic food. Might as well just go to McDonalds if you don't care about the quality of the food you consume.

>> No.13111622

>>13111567
Why no wojack or pepe

>> No.13111636

>>13106771
Nice advice anon, thanks. I didn't realise chutneys and other sauces were typically home or family recipes - always figured they just came out of a jar or something.

Don't typically go for wine while eating curry though, and definitely not beer. Mango lassi all the way if its something hot.

>>13108358
>le poo meme
Haha good one dude. LOL!

>> No.13111721 [DELETED] 

>>13111132
Thanks anon. Shitposting keeps the pain away for a little while.

>> No.13111839

>>13111567
Truth, it's not like they added ghost pepper extracts to your curry (it would cost more and for no benefit to them). It is just from raw peppers and powders. It is definitely a consumer problem. You couldn't handle it.
>hit me! give me your best shot!
>ouch not that hard

>> No.13111844

>>13106192
Have sex

>> No.13112222

>>13107609
>>13111157
lurk for 2 years before posting again newnigger

>> No.13112326

>>13111636
>look I'm so tolerant

>> No.13112363

>>13106192
based

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>>13106185
>go to indian restaurants
Stopped reading there. Do people really do this? Indians have zero sense of hygiene, why the FUCK would you trust them with your food?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/04/girl-peanut-allergy-died-following-indian-takeaway-unlawfully/

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>>13112383
imagine dying to this

>> No.13112403

>>13112383
imagine being a pajeet LMAO

>> No.13112424

>>13112383
>Do people really do this?
All the time. I love it.

>> No.13112425

>>13112383
>>13112400
>>13112403
Imagine going to restaurants at all, the more I think about it the more I understand why Kurt Gödel would rather die of starvation than have someone other than his wife prepare his food.

>> No.13112449

>>13106192
literally have sex

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>>13106185
I'm sorry that you are a faggot who can't handle his shit, OP.

>> No.13112878

>>13111494
>cope
I’m not the one saying that it’s appropriate to justify to yourself that it isn’t your fault if you die and let your loved ones get raped/tormented/killed.

If you’re such a faggot you have to “cope” in order to not feel like a massive pussy that can’t protect anyone he loves, you should definitely never try to love anyone because you’ll lose them every time.

>> No.13113091

>>13106388
Electricity, western law, the computer, space travel, the telephone, the automobile, medicine, aviation, pencils, ect.

>> No.13113106

>>13113091
I doubt that anon was behind all that.

>> No.13113462

>>13106185
You know, my generation would have manned up and eaten it, and I mean cleaned the plate. Yes, it might have hurt, but it showed we weren't willing to let them get one up on us. That's why you millennials are regarded as the effeminate generation. You cave at the first sign of having to stand up for yourself. Have some pride, ffs!

>> No.13113818

>>13106631
Desu that’s a lot more intellectually satisfying than leftists making everything about feelings and colors.

>> No.13113878

>>13106185
Just pray that the chef washed his hands after wiping his ass with them. More common than you think.

>> No.13115010

Great, time to binge on some garlic naan.

>> No.13115068

Push my thong to the side and fuck me like you fuck underage women.

>> No.13115097

Post the Goku comic

>> No.13115107

>>13106185
Just fuck off you boring cunt. I’m glad you’ll never breed.

>>13106197
>pajeet
>using toilet

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>>13106208
>>13106212
>>13106245
Ching chang Chong, I can't understand you, go back to your country!

>> No.13115478

>>13115368
You'll fall in line when you're a minority and there's three billion Indians in the world, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.13115486

>>13115478
White people have always been the minority

>> No.13115493

>>13115486
How many indians does it take to change a light bulb? About 3 billion indians to match 300 million whites.

>> No.13115498

>>13115493
Heehaw

>> No.13115642

OP here. I should’ve specified more that what was really annoying was that my anus was too sore for me to bounce on BBC for three days. It’s horrible to have to put your favorite hobby on hold.

>> No.13116081

>>13115642
Ooooh

>> No.13116892

>>13106185
Nah I suspect you dont understand spicy tolerance.

I am up there. Tabasco Original is like...the mild sauce at taco bell to me. I could drink it plain and not need water after. I remember a kid had that Last Dab Reaper stuff at work and everyone was chugging bottles of water after putting a dime sized amount of their fingertip and licking it off. I asked for the bottle and put about a tablespoon of it in my burrito and ate it, drank about half a 16 oz bottle of water.

Indian and Thai people have tolerances to spice that make me look like a kindergartener who still thinks Sriacha is hot. To them they actually still taste all the flavor through that chili because their tolerance is through the fucking moon.

Just lay down and accept you are whitey and you have a low tolerance. I bet I couldve at that meal you complained about. Probably without water too.

>> No.13116932

should've asked for extra mild, white boi

>> No.13116951

do cumskins really? I mean, I expected this behavior from flyovers but really?

>> No.13116960

>>13106375
This is a great pictures, I know what I'm going to post on pol from now on kek.

>> No.13116976

OP sounds like he went with someone to an indian place and doesn't like spicy food but tried to order the same dish as normal people and got fucked

>> No.13117000

>>13106185
this made me laugh hard. quality

>> No.13117039

>>13112878
Cope

>> No.13117249

>>13116892
>trying this hard
You’re impressive, dood

>> No.13117277

>>13109076
Americuck. He had to tip.

>> No.13117853

imagine actually buying food from an indian restaurant lmao
I can easily cook anything they make and 10x better tasting too because I dont wipe my ass with my bare hands and im not a greedy brown jew who puts 3 tiny pieces of meat in a dish with a bunch of liquid and calls it curry

>> No.13117903

>>13117853
t. bitter poorfag

>> No.13118824

lol

>> No.13119206

>>13117853
>goes to garbage restaurants where they don't serve proper portions
>haha owned those brown jews!

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>>13106185
I don’t know how to break this to you, mayo, but that was the extra mild vindalo they keep on hand for your kind

>> No.13119289

White people think they like spicy food because they had spicy salsa one time. Indian food is king of spice

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>>13106185
>India

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>>13106185

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>>13119296
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>> No.13119433

>>13107009
every year you get browner same as us and you'll end up the same place we're going

>> No.13119606

>>13111404
You can get both in non-flyover places

>> No.13119644

>>13106185
>ask for something
>get what you asked for
>"I don't like what I asked for, and that's someone elses fault"
yikes

>> No.13119897

>>13106197
It's so gross the last Indian place I went to I used the bathroom and there was no soap and it was the one the staff used too.

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>>13106185
>uhh this isn't what I ordered
and then leave without paying
it's not rocket science

>> No.13120008

>>13119984
It was what he ordered though, Han. OP is just a fucking spastic. Also, this isn’t reddit, it’s Four Channel.

>> No.13120452

>>13106192
Dilate.

>> No.13120457

i work in a fairly upscale place as a line cook and we get people like you all the time

they ask for spicy but the moment we add something more than black pepper, they send the food back. so fuck you

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>going to indian restaurants in the 1st place

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>>13106185
>he thinks Sriracha is spicy and has tricked himself into thinking he's got a high tolerance

>> No.13121371

Bump

>> No.13121399

>>13106192
Very based
>>13111844
>>13120452
>>13111844
Cringe white American

>> No.13121411

>>13106185
>I hate Indian restaurants
>I keep going to them
You’re a fucking idiot.

>> No.13121844

they didn't make it too hot to teach you a lesson, they made it milder than what you asked for because you clearly looked like you didn't know what you were talking about and they still overshot it.

>> No.13122040

>>13106233
>food industry fags want you happy
don't you have tipping shame-posts to make on r*ddit

>> No.13123169

>be light skinned asian spic
>grow up sucking down tapatio and chili oil like it was cum (I'm gay btw, dont know if that matters)
>very used to spicy foods
>go to restaurant with white gf (my sexuality is very confusing)
>order spiciest options. If they give you a 1-5 scale I laugh and say 5.1
>ethnic waiters think I'm going to gringo out
>ask how the food is
>"y'all got any hot sauce"

Muy buen mi negritos

>> No.13123192

>>13106188
no this happens at Mexican places too. had those funders dump a bottle of da bomb on my shrimp enchiladas. took a bite and felt like I got maced in the face.

>> No.13123232

>>13106185
its because most white people have milder spice pallets to the average pajeet.

so you have to ask for indian hot, not white person hot.

>> No.13123869

Whitey BTFO

>> No.13123934

>>13106631
>blacks were weak
Blacks weren't weak, they were the primary perpetrators of the slave trade. On the african continent entire nations rose and fell with the express purpose of kidnapping fellow niggers to sell to (mostly Jewish) slave traders.

The slave trade is the most heinous black-on-black crime in history.

>> No.13124143

>>13123934
Doesn't escuse what you lot did. Own up for it

>> No.13124149

>>13123934

The real gimps come out after midnight on saturaday night.

>> No.13124186

>>13124149
Why do you deny the unimaginable evil of African warlords who sold their fellow Melanated Kings to Moshe?

>> No.13125080

>>13106185
This never happened and everyone in this thread including me is a retard.