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My son is having a LAN party and I'm trying to come up with good gamer-related snack foods to make and serve. What would you recommend /ck/? Have you ever done something like that? Bonus points if they're video game themed.

>> No.13102275

Serve up some hot teen puccy

in minecraft

>> No.13102287

chicken tenders with ranch dip

>> No.13102290

Cum

>> No.13102292

Don’t be a noob, get gamerfood.

>> No.13102294

>>13102266
serve naked and with erect penis

>> No.13102297

also the games they are playing are CS Go and Rockets League

>> No.13102325 [DELETED] 

Usually when my daughter brings her friends over for one of those "gaming nights" I tend to molest one of her friends. She rarely fights back and doesn't react too strongly at my advances. The others know, but I've told them if they ever spoke about it that I'd hurt them and their families. I don't know if they take me seriously, but I've been doing this for the past three years.
Imagine feeling as betrayed as she does. Knowing that your friends just sit there idly by as you're getting your mouth fucked in the next room. That your "friends" aren't going to do anything and this nightmare you've walked into won't end.
I'll kill us both one day. I'll soon see justice, but I won't face it. Not alive at least.

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All pro gamers are going vegan nowadays to get the mental acuity they need to WIN! With that said they will love a stack of IMPOSSIBLE™ WHOPPERS® from Burger King©.

>> No.13102357

>>13102266
If this isn't bait you fucked up

>> No.13102371
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>> No.13102380

>>13102371
>this is the amount of food 5 american children require for one gaming session
seriously???

>> No.13102381

>>13102371
>50 computers
>enough food for 30 people
lol

>> No.13102382

>>13102381
*5 computers

>> No.13102393

>>13102371
I may not be a fortfag, but that looks like a night of legends in the making.

>> No.13102461

>>13102371
now THIS... THIS is cringe

>> No.13102503

>>13102266
Cheetos

>> No.13102521

>>13102266
Zoomies don't have LAN parties. They're too faggoty to grasp the joy that they are. It's just going to be food, alternative rap and fortnite dancing with kids wishing to go home so they can stream for their 4 followers.

>> No.13102547

>>13102266
cum brownies

>> No.13102551

>>13102461
Why is it cringe? It's just kids being kids.

>> No.13102629

>>13102551
>5 setups
>enough garbage to feed 50 pigs
This is why we have "do Americans really" threads every day.

>> No.13102635

>>13102521
LAN parties are pretty obsolete now that high speed internet is widely available

>> No.13102777

>>13102629
It could be more than five people attending, not enough consoles. Do Yurops always jump to conclusions?

>> No.13102781

Pizza, nachos and chips, literally can't go wrong unless someone is vegan, muzzie, or some special dumb shit.

>> No.13102810

>all these people ITT this thread who didn't know up having to share one console between several kids.

You either take turns or have one kid play while the others watch and talk shit.
I'd have thought you could at least wrap your head around the latter concept since there are whole "streaming" sites set up around it.

>> No.13102833

>>13102777
You have to admit those hotdogs were way overcooked though. And the number of candy and chocolate bars it's probably a party for kids. But who eats that much candy at a party instead of real food? Oh, kids.

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>>13102371
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T SPOIL YOUR 12 YEAR OLD WITH VIDEO GAMES AND JUNK FOOD ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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>>13102371
nobody showed up

>> No.13103193

>>13102833
Bruh. You know they're cold too

>> No.13103216

Hot pockets

>> No.13103304

>>13103193
They're chilly 'dogs

>> No.13103329

>>13102266
Foods that taste good room temp or cold. If it's a LAN party and they are actually into the game they are playing a buffet would be best.

I remember my lan parties, hauling over all sorts of shit, bringing my own fold up table.

We would just make a bunch of frozen cheese pizzas, Jamaican beef patties, and a pot of canned chilli, hooked up a microwave near our settup, cooler with ice full of beer and Dr Pepper, and away we went.

>> No.13103330

>>13102371
all this time and money
and they got dominoes

>> No.13103336

>>13103330
pizza hut sorry
not any better really

>> No.13103442

>>13102348
I had it. It was just Ok, maybe it was the employee who made this one but compared to a regular whopper it just tasted meh. I would have to try both of them side by side to really compare.

>> No.13103468

>>13102857
This is me when I was 13 ;_;

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>>13102266
>What would you recommend /ck/?

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>> No.13103504

>>13102855
i don't like this picture.

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>>13103509

>> No.13103519

>>13102371
is this OP's OC or wtf??

>> No.13103523

>>13102635
which sucks, comparing playing with friends in same room vs playing with some 9yo cheating russian kids

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>>13103523
Yeah, I liked LAN parties back in the day.
And I was pretty excited about how technology was moving forward because we'd all soon have laptops instead of stationaries, which were a major hassle to get to and from the party.
But the tech advanced in other areas too and I think I never ended up having a LAN party with more than one laptop present. Shame.

>> No.13103542

>>13102371
I work hard to give my kids the childhood I never had

>> No.13103554

>>13102371
Whoever put this much dedication in loving their child deserves all the respect they can get. I would love something like this as a kid
However. That table full of sweets is overkill and disgusting. I eat maybe one of those small packets of M&Ms once a month. Anymore should be considered child abuse.

>> No.13103559

>>13102266
>LAN party
yah nah, you're about a couple decades too late for this to be believable.

>> No.13103605

pizza. what a retarded ass question.

>> No.13103621

I definitely agree room temperature/foods that taste good cold is the way to go. When we do that kind of stuff here I do a taco bar and put the meat in a crockpot to keep warm. a sandwich bar also would work. I also suggest making cupcakes. Etsy has some great edible cupcake toppers themed in just about everything including fortnite. I dont know much about that particular game but in the past ive made real versions of food that appears in games not sure that applies here.

>> No.13103636

>>13103559
While not technically a "LAN" party, they can still join a private or public lobby together. Easier than ever.

>> No.13103998

order some bawls, doritos and mtdew because memes, couple cases of red bull, and lots of bbq or pizza whichever you think will excite the kids more. Get deoderant spray because the BO will start within a few hours and the kids can all use the same one since its spray. If you want to go all out go to one of those chocolate shops and look for some chocolate cars and or guns to go with the theme of the game.

>> No.13104011

>>13102266
Try out Gourmet Makes: Doritos
also look into Gourmet Makes: Mountain dew

>> No.13104013

>>13103527
How much is it? Could you buy a ton of them cheaply?

>> No.13104167

>>13103527
that reminds of the cheeseburgers i used to buy out of the vending machine. after i nuked them in the microwave they would generally look like the pic on the right. it looks horrible but it actually tasted fine.

>> No.13104175

>>13102629
There are 5 setups but its console, not PC so 4 people per setup (if not more). It actually ends up amounting to 5*4=20 people.

5 pizzas for 20 people is actually pretty reasonable (everyone eats 1/4 a pizza), the other stuff likely isn't meant to be finished and is either rented or just permanently there and just happens to be in use for the party.

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>>13102371

>> No.13104221

>>13104175
That's like 2 fuckin slices.
The pizza number is no of people minus one.

>> No.13104238

>>13102266
Woah they're such gaymers aren't they

>> No.13104247

>>13102855
A s.o.y boy would say the opposite if anything, retard

>> No.13104256

>>13103527
Holy shit Americans

>> No.13104262

>>13102266
Probably typical stoner food. Cheetohs, Mountain Dew, junk like that.

But more important, do yourself a favor and get a box of Costco baby wipes and make sure each station has one of those individual packs. If they're going to eat, they're going to want a quick way to wipe their hands off.

Bonus, try to keep foods 'clean', even better if you can eat them out of a cup without silverware or getting your hands dirty. Like cheese balls, peanuts, m&ms, junk you can just put in a cup then pour down your throat.

And yes I realize I passed up like 12 opportunities to make gay sex jokes in this post.

>> No.13104263

>>13104247
>s.o.y
Soy isn't even filtered here, how about you go back?

>> No.13104273

>>13104263
Oh fuck I forgot

>> No.13104323

>>13102371
White people work very hard to get cancer.

>> No.13104588

>>13102371
Fuck americans.

>> No.13104607

>>13102266
Get him anything and poison it, who the fuck asks his mom to help him host a LAN party? Is your son autistic?

>> No.13104617

>>13102371
Imagine 2 people showing up and trying to avoid each other the whole time and one leaving, the most pathetic thing humanity will have ever witnessed in the entirety of time.

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Don't let your son eat like a noob

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>>13102371
>wife's out with her bull
>game night with the boys!!!

>> No.13104685

>>13103498
>>13102266
Just get a giant submarine sandwich and one pizza for the faggot who doesn't like onions.

>> No.13104706

>>13102266
Just make sure to get a face cake of your son and a penis cake to smash into it.

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>>13104256
here's your (you)

>> No.13104864

>>13104638
why is he so much thinner in one picture

>> No.13104870

>>13104638
I will never not see "Cashews of Chads"

>> No.13104877

>>13104664
2nd guy from left makes more in a month than you will in your life.

>> No.13104933

>>13102381
>>13102382
It doesn't make much sense because you can only group with four people at a time in Fortnite so one person will have to be the odd person out.

>> No.13104955

>>13102371
I've seen this vid before!

>> No.13105031

>>13104877
But at least I'm not a numale soyboy

>> No.13105136

>>13105031
>but at least
gonna stop you right there, copefag. at MOST you're a broke-ass classic™ male. but I'm guessing not.

>> No.13105140

>>13104877
what does he do?

>> No.13105155

>>13102266
i used to eat a lot of cookies while playing ROTMG