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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>At lunchtime, when other kids unwrapped their sandwiches or bought their hot meals, Brian and I would get out books and read. Brian told everyone he had to keep his weight down because he wanted to join the wrestling team when he got to high school. I told people that I had forgotten to bring my lunch. No one believed me, so I started hiding in the bathroom during lunch hour. I'd stay in one of the stalls with the door locked and my feet propped up so that no one would recognize my shoes.


>When other girls came in and threw away their lunch bags in the garbage pails, I'd go retrieve them. I couldn't get over the way kids tossed out all this perfectly good food: apples, hard-boiled eggs, packages of peanut-butter crackers, sliced pickles, half-pint cartons of milk, cheese sandwiches with just one bite taken out because the kid didn't like the pimentos in the cheese. I'd return to the stall and polish off my tasty finds.

>> No.13098305

>dumb frog poster; didn't read

>> No.13098310

>>13098295
gross

>> No.13098316
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>One evening when Dad was away and we had nothing to eat and we were all sitting around the living room trying not to think of food, Mom kept disappearing under the blanket on the sofa bed. At one point Brian looked over.


>"Are you chewing something?" he asked.


>"My teeth hurt," Mom said, but she was getting all shifty-eyed, glancing around the room and avoiding our stares. "It's my bad gums. I'm working my jaw to increase the circulation."


>Brian yanked the covers back. Lying on the mattress next to Mom was one of those huge family-sized Hershey chocolate bars, the shiny silver wrapper pulled back and torn away. She'd already eaten half of it.


>Mom started crying. "I can't help it," she sobbed. "I'm a sugar addict, just like your father is an alcoholic."


>She told us we should forgive her the same way we always forgave Dad for his drinking. None of us said a thing. Brian snatched up the chocolate bar and divided it into four pieces. While Mom watched, we wolfed them down.

>> No.13098323

>>13098310
It's sad! We don't apressiate how happy we are having all this food

>> No.13098337

>>13098323
>thats something only a pajeet or a nigger would do
>i will never need food that bad, and if i do i will either kill or grow my own because i am not a pajeet nor am i a nigger

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>>13098295

>> No.13098353

One meal a day is enough desu.

>> No.13098361

How retarded do you have to be to go hungry in the first world?

>> No.13098366

>>13098337
Have you ever been truly hungred? I don't think do.

>>13098361
When you are in six grade and have crazy parents

>> No.13098370

Brain's a greedy little bitch, isn't he?
Damn, imagine robbing your own mum.

>> No.13098371

LOL!

>> No.13098406

>>13098361
>america
>first world

>> No.13098425

>>13098366
no, I have never been truly hungered...whatever that is supposed to mean

>> No.13098459

>>13098361
>muttland
>first world
Beggin ya