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>ask for LIGHT WATER americano
>get served a full water americano.

my literal face when, every fucking time.

>> No.13098052

Is that a widely recognized term? It means less water than required to fill the cup so that the flavor is a little less diluted, I'm guessing? It's what I've always wanted to order but never knew how to phrase it.

>> No.13098082

>>13098014
die in a fire , you pretentious fuck.
no one cares about your petty complaints.

>> No.13098104

>>13098014
tell them the ratios or they're guaranteed to fuck it up. if you tell them the ratio and they still fuck it up you'll be justified when you tell them to remake your drink

>> No.13098395

>>13098052
>>13098082
>>13098104

I FUCKING SAID LIGHT WATER. THAT MEANS LESS MUTHERFUCKING WATER!! DO THESE KIDS SPEAK ENGLISH. W. T. F.

>> No.13098447
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>>13098395
you weak fuck.
you haven't got the balls to say something to the girl (or guy) behind the counter , so you come here to piss and moan, boo hoo hoo my drink isn't the way I want it , but I won't say anything to person making it , so I have to come whining to /ck/ with a stupid mfw pic because I am to much of coward to do anything about it in real life.

sound about right ?

>> No.13098639

americano is a drink for pussies

>> No.13098643

>>13098014
Order espresso and hot water then do it yourself you stupid fuck

>> No.13098647

>>13098052
>>13098082
>>13098104
dont give it (You)s you retarded newshits
this is the most obviously retarded b8 I've ever seen

>> No.13098648

>>13098014
You need to ask for an 'americano breve'. Your own fault for being an uncultured swine.

>> No.13098654
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>>13098014
>order a heavy water americano
>they just use tapwater

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13098655

>>13098014
>ask for watered down espresso
>distressed it wasn't watered down enough
>record the experience on 4chan
You a fruit.

>> No.13098682
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13098682

Light water? Heavens no. I don't drink the stuff. I exclusively imbibe deuterated H2O, and demand my espresso be prepared with it. You may refer to it by the colloquialism, 'heavy water'. If you are all out, I will take its tritiated form, just make the espresso extra strong. No sugar or cream, of course.

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>>13098655
If only. It was actually watered down too much

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13098690

Why the fuck would you want to dilute espresso with anything at all other than milk/cream?
Con panna master race reporting in, btw.

>> No.13098691

>>13098395
That's not what it means, ESL-speaker.

>> No.13098695

iced double-shot americano is clearly the patrician's choice

>> No.13098711
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13098711

>>13098686
>Aquaman dying of thirst
heh

>> No.13098716

>>13098654
kek

>> No.13098726

>>13098654
Anyone here ever drink it for real?

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>>13098686
Then you explain what happened and what the term means and ask for a shot of espresso. Shit won't break their bank. Assert yourself you prone-paralyzed appletini sipper.