/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13084744]

we are doomed.

[Anonymous No.13084753]

I think climate change is more dangerous than fatty foods.

[Anonymous No.13084756]

can't wait to start my day off right with a nice serving of cancer and heart disease

[Anonymous No.13084798]

good luck finding a wendy's that serves breakfast

[Anonymous No.13084806]

>>13084756
i'm honestly surprised i got gallbladder disease before any of the real life threatening ones. i just had my health insurance pay to remove my gallbladder and was a-ok after that. i guess it's probably a sign i should cut back though

[Anonymous No.13084807]

I find it surprising that three posters in a row have shown an actually refreshing position for this disaster. Maybe we really are somewhat moving forward as a species from our collective anti-environmentalist and anti-health sentiments

[Anonymous No.13084811]

>>13084807
Also, niggers tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.13084818]

>>13084798
wont be very hard in a few months
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/09/business/wendys-breakfast-united-states/index.html

[Anonymous No.13084831]

>>13084811
Never change

[Anonymous No.13084839]

>>13084744
>>13084818
definitely going to try one soon as possible

[Anonymous No.13084845]

>>13084744
>this plus a side and a drink is likely 1000+ calories for what people mentally consider meal one of three in a day

[Anonymous No.13084854]

>>13084798
derp

https://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/wendys-plans-nationwide-breakfast-launch-2020/2195486

[Anonymous No.13084859]

>>13084744
>talk about how this shit just plain ain't going to work because of lack of space
>FFS, their pulled pork had to be microwaved, and they're talking about serving breakfast with real eggs and everything?
>literally the only place serving breakfast in the major city I live in is the smallest Wendy's I've ever seen in my entire life
>it doesn't even have a dining area
This is going to be a disaster.

[Anonymous No.13084862]

>>13084806
the reason i say this is because a trip to wendys triggered an episode of major puking and distraction that made me flunk out of a top tier university. i kept going there for months before doctors figured out what was going on by which time it was too late. now í'm at my parents house procrastinating on filing medical paperwork for college to prove this shit made me flunk out so they can readmit me.

tl;'dr: fast food will ruin your life

[Anonymous No.13084872]

>>13084862
You sound like the biggest faggot on Reddit and 4channel combined

[Anonymous No.13084880]

>>13084872
get back to me in 10 years when your fast food consumption has ruined one of your organs or bodily systems.

[Anonymous No.13084897]

>>13084880
I eat fast food like once or twice a month at the most. I think I'll be OK.

[Anonymous No.13085652]

>>13084807
How the fuck is a fast food burger anti-environment you retarded nigger? And eating shit like this once in a blue moon doesn't make you "anti-health" you colossal faggot.

[Anonymous No.13086274]

>>13085652
What a reasonable, well-informed person

[Anonymous No.13086491]

Sounds good, I'll eat some of it and wrap it back up for later
>t. 130lb skelly

[Anonymous No.13086500]

>>13084753
Get a load of this guy! He think climate change matters!

[Anonymous No.13086761]

>>13084753
ok gretta

[Anonymous No.13086772]

>>13085652
>once in a blue moon
You're only fooling yourself, fatty.

[Anonymous No.13086790]

>>13086772
pipe down pillow biter

[Anonymous No.13087327]

>>13084753
Kill yourself then. One less human will make a huge difference.

[Anonymous No.13087714]

If you didn't hate yourself enough the night before now with the Breakfast Baconator you can attempt again to kill yourself the morning after.

[Anonymous No.13087727]

>>13085652
Meat industry is one of the largest contributors to global warming.

[Anonymous No.13087737]

>>13084753
Middle aged white guys are the biggest threat to society.

[Anonymous No.13087740]

>>13084880
Don't eat fast food everyday retard. Get addicted to drugs or booze, at least something worthwhile. How the fuck are people fat? Boggles my mind.

[Anonymous No.13087746]

>>13084753
And political activism is far more dangerous than climate change. This abomination of a burger is almost as disturbing as that KFC double chicken thing though, I’ve gotta give OP some credit.

[Anonymous No.13087748]

>>13084756
Don't eat more than one you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.13087762]

>>13087740
nice assumptions dude

[Anonymous No.13087769]

>>13084862
You ruined your life by lacking self control.
>>13087740
That idiots post should tell you how people get fat

>no self control
>eat at fast food place constantly
>get sick
>blame everyone but themselves

[Anonymous No.13087778]

>>13087740
I'm fat because of booze. I probably eat 1.5kCal a day, but I drink like a fish. Calculating how many calories I get from beer and hooch, I'm surprised I'm not fatter.

[Anonymous No.13087797]

>>13087769
this is like fast food twice a week, not fast food binging. people underestimate how bad this shit is for you even when eaten in relative moderation

[Anonymous No.13087891]

Imagine the sodium...

[Anonymous No.13087985]

>>13084862
more like you were already gonna fail and started using being a fat fuck as an excuse

[Anonymous No.13088407]

Remember the Simpson's Good Morning Burger? How it was supposed to embody the excess of modern american fast-food? Shit looks tame compared to this.

[Anonymous No.13088584]

>>13085652
>carbon emissions and energy+water use from meat production

[Anonymous No.13088612]

Super excited for this, honestly. I might try it. This, minus the bun, sounds perfect for a keto breakfast on the road

[Anonymous No.13088621]

>>13084807
i'm gay btw if that matters

[Anonymous No.13088627]

>>13084744
Full "nutrition" stats

[Anonymous No.13088628]

>>13087727
Volcanoes are a bigger contributor to the global warming event that has been occurring since the previous Ice Age ended than any single country's entire emissions, or even many of them combined.

Go protest volcanoes. Or fall into one. Whichever.

[Anonymous No.13088635]

>>13088627
>deliberately leaves out protein
>thinks sodium is bad
>thinks cholesterol is bad
No chicanery here, sir. No sirree.

[Anonymous No.13088652]

>>13087727
>>13088584
>global warming
>carbon emissions
Both spooks. The real threat here is the retards who keep demanding and paying for things like "cheese sauce".

[Anonymous No.13088673]

>>13088652
do you get paid to deny climate change, or do you do it for free

[Anonymous No.13088696]

>>13088673
I could ask you the same thing.

[Anonymous No.13088703]

>>13088635
>deliberately omitting your brain damage
Nice ersatz intellect

[Anonymous No.13088710]

>>13088628
And yet no volcanic activity explains the current athropogenic emissions. You know humans, the ones you clearly never had consensual sex with?

[Anonymous No.13088723]

>>13088710
Why would it need to? It completely eclipses it. Don't project your incel status onto others btw, it's really awkward and obvious.

[Anonymous No.13088729]

>>13088673
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DENY CLIMATE CHANGE

[Anonymous No.13088730]

>>13084862
>a trip to wendys triggered an episode of major puking and distraction that made me flunk out of a top tier university
Imagine lying so hard that you actually start to delude yourself into believing the lie.

[Anonymous No.13088733]

>>13088723
>why would this thing im claiming is happening, needs to actually happen?
You omitted your brain damage again

>Don't project your incel status
Dont deflect yours, v-man

[Anonymous No.13088736]

Good. More people who are at risk to have the Big One. More people who end up on AMRN. AMRN gets loads of Profit. Shareholders of AMRN get rich. I'm an AMRN shareholder.

[Anonymous No.13088740]

>>13088673
>>13088729

[Anonymous No.13088849]

>>13085652
Meat production emits more carbon dioxide equivalent green house gases than all forms of transportation. Go vegan you shitlord

[Anonymous No.13088893]

>>13088849
the more people that exist the more damage we do to the world around us.
Omnicide is the only way to protect earth.

[Anonymous No.13088927]

you can make people eat dirt and whip themselves but ultimately it's out of our hands at this point. we're spectators to it

[Anonymous No.13089057]

>>13087727
Yeah well so are chinks but we wouldn't wanna be rayciss n shieet

[Anonymous No.13089078]

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/scott-whitlock/2015/06/12/flashback-abcs-08-prediction-nyc-under-water-climate-change-june

>climateniggers

[Anonymous No.13089085]

>>13089078
Gee, it's almost like all those predictions came with the caveat of "Unless something like CO2 emissions changes" and then countries made an effort to reduce their CO2 emissions.

[Anonymous No.13089172]

>>13084744
holy fuck that looks so fucking good

[Anonymous No.13089175]

>>13088627
How in the motherfuck is nearly 2g of salt even legal

[Anonymous No.13089183]

>>13088703
I've seen this word used 8 times today on multiple boards and this is the first time in my life seeing this word.

Either you're parroting words you've heard and are in a similar boat to me, or you post a goddamn lot and have changed the literacy of tens of thousands.

Either way, eat my fucking nuts.

[Anonymous No.13089184]

>>13086274
Ad hominem is not a reason.

[Anonymous No.13089246]

>>13089172
Your body is able to flush excess salt from your system merely by drinking water.
Are you telling us you cannot conceive of drinking water to stay healthy?

[Anonymous No.13089249]

>>13089246
Prove that's how it works. Your body has an upper limit on how much water can be absorbed per hour and it's not that much.

[Anonymous No.13089719]

>>13088673
Well said bröther!
We must protect the planet from pollutants caused by human endevors!
Natually, we must start with China and India, which between them contain a third of the world population and over half of the world's most polluted cities.

Shall we start with the culling of India's roaming cow population, or the outlawing of China's Industrial plastic use?

[Anonymous No.13090834]

>>13084744
>36g protein
For a 770Cal breakfast option it doesn't seem that bad to be honest.
I mean, think of the average pancake breakfast by comparison.
You'll probably be consuming closer to 1000Cal, with little to no protein included.

[Anonymous No.13090851]

EAT THE BUGS

[Anonymous No.13090894]

>>13089085
china and india have gotten worse

[Anonymous No.13090903]

EAT THE FUCKING BUGS

[Anonymous No.13091985]

>>13086491
Manlet

[Anonymous No.13092022]

>>13088635
not the anon, but this is the full one
I don't see how this is all of a sudden any better desu, and I doubt anyone thought there's literally 0 proteins in there just because they weren't included in the screenshot

[Anonymous No.13092103]

>>13084753
Climate change is a Chinese hoax to destroy American industry.

[Anonymous No.13092151]

>>13084862
look at this weenie lmao

[Anonymous No.13092192]

>>13084811
Checked

[Anonymous No.13092216]

>>13092103
MAGA

[Anonymous No.13092255]

>>13084753
>>13084756
False premise to begin with. There is nothing inherently harmful about the fats in a breakfast baconator. The lipid hypothesis has been debunked. In point of fact, a privation of fats causes a number of neurocognitive deficits. The problem isn't the food at all, but gluttons. Fatties like to blame "muh mcdonalds" "muh fast food" "muh fats", on why they are fat but this isn't true. Follow at fat person around. They will buy snacks, and eat meals at all times, beyond any reasonable inclination to eat. They will eat for the sake of eating. Then guilt compels them to get sugar-free drinks, which worsens their obesity by killing all of their good gut bacteria. Fast food is surprisingly nutritious relative to the cakes, candies, granola bars, and other shit people stuff their faces with every day. It is minimally processed, has no preservatives, and is more healthful than the homecook hamburger helper slop of the masses.

[Anonymous No.13092399]

>>13092022
Looks good, will help make bulking easier for me. Who cares about the sodium just drink more water lol.

[Anonymous No.13092952]

>>13092151
What's in the cup ?

[Anonymous No.13093002]

This is the retard mindset where people acted like the KFC Double Down was a crime against humanity. Replacing hyper processed white bread with more protein is obviously a better choice in all situations.

It is a much better choice to eat this one large sandwich than to get two more 'reasonable' bacon and egg / sausage and egg sandwiches. You would be doubling the useless processed carbs for no reason other than it passes your retard eye test.

Yes it's indulgent, so eat it only occasionally. Account for it in your caloric intake for the day. Skip the fried potatoes, sugar coffee, and/or fruit juice on the side. WA-LA, you're doing okay.

The food pyramid and all the other lies have people bamboozled, they drink sugar and eat sugar and think they are making healthy choices.

[Anonymous No.13093015]

>>13092255
>the lipid hypothesis has been debunked
In your headcanon

>privation of fats causes a number of neurocognitive deficits.
No one is arguing otherwise, strawmanning

You must literally be a shill to be saying so much bullshit with absolutely zero substance

[Anonymous No.13093024]

>>13093002
The food pyramid says nothing about advocating drinking refined sugars. This is more fat retard animal agriculture propaganda. Can certainly tell you fatties don’t follow guidelines of eating the recommended servings of fruits and vegetables

[Anonymous No.13093070]

I mean, I make that for breakfast every day but with a blueberry bagel and hash browns as well. I guess if I ever wake up late this will come closer to filling me up more than any other fast food sandwich.

[Anonymous No.13093139]

>>13093024
No it doesn't. But it has been misconstrued and just about taken in as folk wisdom. Green juice with 50g sugar and no fiber is your fruits and veggies. Sandwich bread with brown coloring is your whole grains. A fruit on the bottom yogurt, a granola bar, and a Starbucks is a balanced breakfast. "But at least it didn't have any cholesterol!"