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13084503 No.13084503 [Reply] [Original]

Describe your idea of the ideal cheeseburger. I'm trying to get it down to a science.

>high fat beef
>salt and pepper
>patty thin as you can get it pre cook
>toasted white bun
>something juicy and crunchy, lettuce for the most sensitive pallets, onions for the sweet spot of complimentary flavor but not overpowering, pickles for pickle lovers, or all three
>American cheese or cheddar

This is what I've gotten down to, but condiments are really throwing me off...sometimes I like to make essentially a simplified "Mac Sauce" with just mayo, yellow mustard, and dill relish, other times I really like ketchup + mayo, or ketchup + mustard.

>> No.13084515

>>13084503
Don't forget about the black cocks. Errybody loves black cocks.

>> No.13085429

five guys little cheeseburger all the way

>> No.13085436

>>13084503
you posted a picture of it

>> No.13085441

For sauce it's all about a balanced aioli or sauce. Don't cheap out with faggoty tier ketchup and mustard, that's what children eat.

>> No.13085472
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13085472

Good quality boigah
pickles
boigah sauce
American flavored imitation pasteurized processed cheese food product

>> No.13085547

>>13084503
top bun
government cheese
patty
bottom bun
mayo optional

>> No.13085567

>>13085472
What's the sauce

>> No.13085569

>>13084503

Top bun
mayo
Raw white onion
Swiss
Patty
Swiss
Patty
Mustard
Bottom bun

>> No.13085570

The perfect burger can be easily done at home imo

>Toasted good quality white bun
>High fat beef
>Two thin, ultra-smashed patties with a slice of american cheese in between
>Capers burger sauce
>Thinly sliced pickles
>Lettuce on the bottom

None of that bourgie tower-tall shit with a medium rare 20cm high patty.

>> No.13085596
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13085596

>>13084503
>sensitive pallets
Retard.

>> No.13085598

>>13085567
Secret Boigah Sauce™
usually it's mayo, ketchup, and relish mixed with a couple spices and maybe a bit of vinegar or mustard

>> No.13085616

>>13085598
It's called thousand island dressing

>> No.13085631

2-3 well done 1/4 lb grilled patties smashed & slammed
salt
pepper
jalapenos
3-6 slices of bacon
mustard
2-3 slices american cheese
pickle chips
grilled onions
grilled texas toast instead of bun

>> No.13085637

>>13085616
Nah, that's similar but the ratios are different and it comes out with a different consistency
Not to mention it's more likely to have a bit of chopped herb and veg added

>> No.13085659

>>13085596
You say that but wait till the next person who says they find onions revolting and stinky or say they can't taste anything but pickles when they're on something, because there's tons of people like that

>> No.13085703

>>13084503

I'm gay btw, dont know If that matters

>> No.13085736

Bun
Lettuce
Tomato
Beetroot
BBQ sauce
Onions
Cheese
Meat
Bun

>> No.13085881

>>13085429
>fast food cheeseburger is the best
t. pleb

>> No.13085904

>>13084503
>>13085703
>thin patty
>i'm gay btw
Checks out.

>> No.13086253
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13086253

>>13085904
Fuck off Ramsay your hipster "gourmet" burgers suck

Burgers are not meant to be meatloaf or meatballs

>> No.13086597

Smash Burger with 2 slices of American cheese on a thin roll.

No condiments

>> No.13086650

>>13084503
Bun
Butter
Black pepper
Tomato
Onion
Thin patty
Cheese
Thin patty
Cheese
Butter
Bun.

>> No.13086683

Everything is made from scratch.

The meat could a variety of things: ground turkey with an egg, any given cut of beef or lamb ground and kneaded with salt, pepper, maybe a pinch of sugar.

The cheese is probably crumbled gorgonzola if a beef patty. Otherwise permesan or blue on a salad away from the burger.

The bread is sliced homemade sour dough.

>> No.13086723

I am this >>13086650 anon, more accurately:
Toasted seeded bun
Salted butter
Ground black pepper
Salt
Thin Tomato slices
Thin onion slices
Extremely thin crispy Patty
Cheese slice
Extremely thin crispy Patty
Cheese slice
Salted Butter
Toasted bun