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I went to Panera bread today because it was my birthday and I always get the free fucking cookie.

So I wake up an hour early and get there before I go to work, QT at the cashier so I went to the ipad to order, got me 2 BBQ chicken flatbreads and a peach blueberry smoothie. the ipad showed lemon drop cookie was sold out even though I saw they still had some but whatever I gotta get to work.

I go and try to use the restroom to shit but it needed a password and the label said the receipt had the code, I look at the receipt and I noticed that I was fucking CHARGED for my FREE cookie!

So I go to the bitch and realized she wasn't even that QT so I confidently told her it was my birthday and-

>happy birthday anon :)

bitch interrupted be! then I showed her the emails and she said

>theres noting I can do anon, sorry

un fucking believable

>> No.13075691
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13075691

the email reminding me I have to add a number to my age. I dont fucking celebrate egyptian customs like birthdays but I wanted that free cookie

>> No.13075696

>>13075687
ok

>> No.13075697
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>>13075691

>> No.13075705

>>13075697
Don’t worry, anon. I called the store and farted on my phone when they answered. That’ll teach ‘em.

>> No.13077260

>>13075687
Do you have autism? Please answer truthfully I have to know

>> No.13077268

>>13075687
Your crying because they didnt give you free food shut the fuck up hobo

>> No.13077299

>>13075697
San Francisco...

>> No.13077317

Just go back later and get a free cookie.

>> No.13077354

>>13075687
You're a fucking brat.

>> No.13077357

>>13077354
Irony

>> No.13077365
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>>13075697
If you live in San Francisco, you can afford a dollar cookie.

>> No.13077469

>>13075687
Lamborghini, fettuccini, Panera.
I hear they have something called a bajel?

>> No.13077474

[spoiler[spoiler]spoiler]

>> No.13077665

>>13075687
Why did you post this mass shooter for a /ck/ thread?

>> No.13079332

>>13077268
well the email does say "free"

would you be okay with a small lie or a big lie? whats the difference?

>> No.13079337

>>13075705
Kek

>> No.13079357

>>13077365
I was in SF last night and walked past a homeless person telling his alexa phone to google Dead & Company tickets at the Chase Center.

>> No.13079369

>>13079357
the bay area is a ticking time bomb. I cant wait

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m-my cookie, d-dey sed it was for free...

>> No.13080651

for me, its the napa almond chicken salad sandwich with a lemon drop cookie

>> No.13080681

>>13075687
did you ever get to the bathroom or did you end up just squatting outside with the rest?

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>>13079445
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING RETARD

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we did it bros

>> No.13081130

>>13079369
>the bay area is a ticking time bomb. I cant wait
based, i live in alameda, so its gonna be comfy watching from across the bay when SHTF