/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13073078]

DEFEND THESE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13073092]

>>13073078

your local grocery doesn't have a deli that roasts chicken and prepares other food items?

[Anonymous No.13073102]

>>13073092
Yes but they are always too salty

[Anonymous No.13073104]

>>13073078
good for quick chicken noodle soups and barely more expensive than a whole raw chicken

[Anonymous No.13073107]

I eat one every day

[Anonymous No.13073110]

>>13073078
Cheap, tasty, and versatile. Great for something last-minute or if you don't really want to cook. You can crank up the flavor a notch by putting together a quick pan-sauce (some butter, shallot, a little lemon juice, fresh parsley). When it's ready, pour in whatever chicken juices are left in your rotisserie container and then pour the combined sauce over your chicken.

[Anonymous No.13073114]

>>13073078
They're 5 bucks, fast to pick up, and somewhat healthier than a burger

[Anonymous No.13073117]

>>13073104

buy a couple birds like those, a can or 2 of creme of chicken soup, and a bag of bread stuffing

strips the birds of all good meat, toss remaining bones and stuff in pot with water and mirepoix to make some broth

soak the bread stuffing with the broth, put the chicken and creme of chicken soup in a casserole pan spread out spread the wetted stuffing over the top and bake that shit for a bit

season it however you like, salt and pepper at least

[Anonymous No.13073121]

>>13073104
>barely more expensive than a whole raw chicken
This is honestly why I get the rotisserie chickens. I've even seen it where they're CHEAPER than raw ones. At that point yeah, why the fuck not

[Anonymous No.13073171]

>>13073078
they're good in the first day, after that I usually shred the remains for other dishes and use the bones and cartilage for soups

[Anonymous No.13073182]

>>13073121
Because you are buying half rotten garbage chicken you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.13073196]

>>13073078
container is recyclable except the label

[Anonymous No.13073201]

>>13073078
Yup, just gonna go down to Costco and pick up some bulk items and three roasted chickens for dinner tonight.

[Anonymous No.13073203]

>>13073182
They've always been perfectly fine, sorry you live somewhere with half rotten chickens I guess

[Anonymous No.13073217]

>>13073203
Lmao fucking tastelet no wonder you buy garbage grocery store rotisserie chicken, kill yourself flyover

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13073245]

>>13073217
it just means theres enough people buying them in his area that they cycle out

they're pretty popular among areas with a lot of retired people that can still drive

[Anonymous No.13073268]

>>13073245
i think he's saying the birds are half rotten/old/lower quality before they are cooking i.e they couldn't get away with selling them raw

[Anonymous No.13073298]

>>13073078
like 7 years ago we got extremely sick after eating one of those chickens, I had diarrhea all night and in the morning my dad was so sick that he fell in the bathroom floor, broke his nose and had a heart attack, I had to rush him to the hospital while shitting all over my pants. I never again ate one of those chickens.

[Anonymous No.13073306]

>>13073298
sneed

[Anonymous No.13073310]

>>13073245
Oh no you didn't know they use chicken that is about to go bad?

[Anonymous No.13073359]

>>13073078
Some places sell these the same prices as the chickens you cook. They don't seem to be much smaller if at all.

[Anonymous No.13073368]

>>13073078
Cheap as fuck and zero effort. Too bad I don't like white meat, only the BBC.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13073369]

>>13073310
>>13073268
I don't buy that shit regardless, but in places where they cycle out quick enough the chickens they use have a significant amount more time than they do in places where they aren't popular
old people can't be fucked cooking the chicken themselves like younger families do
this thread is about trying to defend them and I'm basically just giving a situation where they're not gas station hotdog tier

that's all i'm really getting at

[Anonymous No.13073379]

>>13073310
"About to" being the key point here.

[Anonymous No.13073381]

>>13073306
feed

[Anonymous No.13073401]

>>13073379
About to go bad chicken tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.13073410]

>>13073117
>sodium: 10,000%

[Anonymous No.13073417]

Just cook up some Kraft dinner, steam some broccoli and get a nice grocery store rotisserie chicken for a meal to make your kids shut up.

[Anonymous No.13073424]

>>13073078
>Defend these
What are the charges?

[Anonymous No.13073425]

>>13073410
drink some water, pussy

[Anonymous No.13073439]

>>13073078
never had a store bought rotisserie chicken that had lots of flavor in the chicken the skin gets most of the seasoning and the rest is just bland. store bought rotisserie chickens are one of the biggest food memes of the decade

[Anonymous No.13073471]

>>13073078
I like to buy them when they mark them down to 3$ at Walmart, take the skin off and debone and make chicken salad. Chopped apple, walnuts, celery, onion, mayo, pepper, that's good stuff

[Anonymous No.13073507]

>>13073417
Why in the fuck do you have kids?
Abortion is a thing, you know. So is birth control.
You threw away your own life, for theirs. So stop bitching about it.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13073512]

>>13073401
thats fine old people can't tell the difference

[Anonymous No.13073538]

Does no one understand the economics of these?

They are pretty obviously a loss leader. They sell them at a loss to bring you through the door. While you are there anyways you get some groceries.

There is nothing wrong with them whatsoever. It's just a redi-meal of mediocre quality to bring in "working moms" without time to prep dinner. Honestly it's a better deal and quality than most fast food.

[Anonymous No.13073554]

>>13073538
Loss leader pricing has been proven to not work decades ago. They just sell old chicken that is about to go bad that otherwise would be thrown away. Subhumans can't tell the difference and will gladly and happily eat that shitty chicken

[Anonymous No.13073560]

>>13073078
Its a whole cooked chiken for like 5 dollars. What is there to defend? People are willing to pay for convenience.

[Anonymous No.13073572]

>>13073078
its my go to cant-be-arsed-to-cook meal
sneak in late at the store, whole grilled chickens marked down to half price, grab one, some potato salad, and a hotsauce packet, whats not to love

[Anonymous No.13073582]

>>13073507
Not bitching at all. Just explaining how rotisserie chicken is a simple meal when combined with appropriate sides.

[Anonymous No.13073678]

>>13073078
I love rotisserie chickens they're super cheap and they'll feed you for the entire work week.

Day 1 & 2: eat chicken
Day 3 & 4 you can start picking the rest of the meat off to make tacos, burritos, soups, whatever with just chicken meat
Finally throw the entire bird in the instapot with some water and you have homemade stock

[Anonymous No.13073690]

>>13073182
>anon outs himself as living in an area with tons of blacks/mexicans
Sorry about your situation, anon, but don't take it out on us white folk.

[Anonymous No.13073707]

>>13073554
>proven not to work
Debatable. And that doesn't mean a shitload of companies don't still do it (Because they do).

Also, are you under some sort of impression that food safety laws do not apply to groceries? They have to adhere to the same autistic food handling protocols as any restaurant. They can't serve rotten meat.

They are perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.13073731]

I love the ones at my Smart&Final. Bigger and more flavorful than Costco. The dude who makes them is chill too.

[Anonymous No.13073753]

>>13073554
Have worked at multiple different stores that sell these. They get chickens in specifically for making the rotisserie chickens, they don't smell off or look bad before they cook them either. Take off your tinfoil hat.

[Anonymous No.13073822]

>>13073078
It's just a simple, relatively healthy, versatile and cheap prepared food item. You get a couple of meals and bones for stock for @$5. Shitloads better than going to get mcdicks, chikfuka or taco hell.

[Anonymous No.13073833]

>>13073078
I buy these when they are in sale, with those long French breads. A pretty decent and simple meal

[Anonymous No.13073893]

>>13073753
You sure did pal

[Anonymous No.13073915]

>>13073439
Chicken flavor comes from chicken, that the hell do you do that the inner meat of your chickens are getting seasoning? Of course only the skin is seasoned

[Anonymous No.13073928]

No

[Anonymous No.13073933]

More like rotiSOYerie chickens

[Anonymous No.13073936]

>>13073182
Which shit hole do you live in where they sell rotten chicken?

[Anonymous No.13073943]

>>13073936
Again, every single grocery store rotisserie chicken is made out of old chicken this is how its done, it's non debatable, it's a fact, stop coping and stop eating rotten chicken

[Anonymous No.13073953]

>>13073554
But where are the proofs?

[Anonymous No.13073955]

>>13073943
>rotisserie chicken is made out of old chicken this is how its done, it's non debatable, it's a fact
I actually live in a country with good food regulations, cope harder shart.

[Anonymous No.13073956]

>>13073943
in rome rotten meat was considered a delicacy you barbarian

[Anonymous No.13073959]

>>13073943
Stop meming good words into nonsense and provide proof you colossal anus.

[Anonymous No.13073961]

>>13073953
>ywn have a gf who sucks your cock the way she sucks the meat out of that crab claw

[Anonymous No.13073962]

>>13073678
This.

[Anonymous No.13073964]

>>13073955
your grocery stores are literally covered in chicken shit dust

[Anonymous No.13073966]

>>13073943
>>13073936

I would think there may be a trick to strerch sell-by dates but they are a joke anyway

[Anonymous No.13073969]

About to eat one whole, ama.

[Anonymous No.13073972]

>>13073969
How many calories is it?

[Anonymous No.13073980]

>>13073078
ROGER

[Anonymous No.13073988]

>>13073972
~1100

[Anonymous No.13073996]

>>13073969
are you a large snake?

[Anonymous No.13074009]

>>13073955
what country is that?

[Anonymous No.13074057]

>>13073943
Alright, I'll bite. What makes you so sure this is the case? You are stating it as an absolute fact, so where is the proof?

[Anonymous No.13074061]

>>13073554
Source or shut the fuck up. Oh that's right, you don't have one. Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.13074072]

>>13073943
Do you ever get tired of repeating the same bullshit without being able to prove it? Fucking manchildren, I swear...

[Anonymous No.13074090]

>>13073996
No, don’t be sssssssstupid

[Anonymous No.13074244]

>>13073078
theyre cheap and delicious

[Anonymous No.13074398]

>>13074090
heh

[Anonymous No.13074613]

>>13073554

Tell that to Costco

[Anonymous No.13074617]

>>13073943
"No."
t. Works in a grocery store.

[Anonymous No.13074640]

>>13073078
>eat wings while peeling
>chicken salad sammiches
>chicken wraps
>throw chicken into ramen
>chicken tacos
most versatile item ever

[Anonymous No.13074656]

>>13073078
i get those like once a week and make tacos out of them

[Anonymous No.13074668]

>>13073943
do americans really sell rotten food in their stores?

[Anonymous No.13074672]

How do I break one down?

[Anonymous No.13074687]

>>13073182
I know this is /ck/ but not everything is bad

[Anonymous No.13074735]

>>13074672
cut through the joints and breastbone, same anatomy as a human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7fzV2JD2a0

[Anonymous No.13074781]

>>13074735
Ok but how do I break down a cooked one?

[Anonymous No.13074825]

>>13073121
>>13073104
No dude they're more expensive than raw. At least where I shop (not Costco). They're 2-3 lb cooked birds for the price of a 4-5 lb raw chicken.

[Anonymous No.13074839]

>>13074781
The exact same way: along and through the joints. Cooked is arguably easier than raw since it's easier to wiggle the limb to determine where the joint lies.

[Anonymous No.13074851]

>>13073554
Kill yourself you weak faggot. Not everybody is a soy sucking queer with a weak stomach.

[Anonymous No.13074859]

>>13073554
What's it matter as long as it's still safe to consume and priced accordingly?

[Anonymous No.13074941]

>>13073943
I work in a Deli and this is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.13074949]

>>13073943
This, you are correct it is standard practice in the industry

[Anonymous No.13074963]

>>13073381
suck

[Anonymous No.13074985]

I worked in a grocery store so let me explain how this goes
>run down to meat department once a day
>take as many chickens out of their department as we need for the rotisserie today
>season and pop into the rotisserie
It's the same birds you get off the shelf at the meat department faggots. The extra money is because we cooked it for you and the smaller weight is because the chicken is like 15-20% liquid and when its cooked the liquid goes away. Rotisserie chickens aren't a bad deal if you're a shit cook who cant roast a chicken

[Anonymous No.13075049]

>>13074963
fuck

[Anonymous No.13075054]

>>13074839
you don't need to cut through the breastbone with a rotisserie. You can just peel everything off

[Anonymous No.13075555]

>>13073078
I'd rather have 5 McChickens desu

[Anonymous No.13075591]

>>13073078
you can live of them and steel reserve

[Anonymous No.13075616]

>>13073117
>mirepoix
Pretty sure I fought some of these niggers in Fallout 3!
Can't get no respect, no respect at all!

[Anonymous No.13075721]

Pufa thread

[Anonymous No.13076308]

>>13073078
I will. I'm not a fucking food snob. I love these shits, and gas station sushi and the tubs of bbq chicken from walmart.

[Anonymous No.13076324]

>>13073114
>>13073678
It's ~1100 Cals.

[Anonymous No.13076526]

>>13076324
If you're eating ~1100 calories of chicken you're pretty full.

[Anonymous No.13076543]

>>13075616
From an outsider’s perspective, it seemed Rodney had everything: money, success, fame. But there was one thing Rodney Dangerfield was never able to attain, and it plagued him his entire life. The ugly little secret in Hollywood was that Rodney Dangerfield never got any respect.
Now, I know that’s hard to believe, but hear me out. Every story Mr. Dangerfield told me was more heartbreaking than the last. It had all started when he was a child and his father told him that his dying wish was to have little Rodney sit on his lap. I thought it was such an adorable thing for a father to tell his son. I really did. Until Rodney informed me his dad was sitting in the electric chair at the time.
Rodney’s mother now had to raise the boy alone and decided to get him a dog, but she didn’t think the dog would play with a tot such as Rodney unless she tied a pork chop around the boy’s neck.

[Anonymous No.13076547]

>>13076543
Rodney finally grew up and became a man, but things didn’t improve. One time, he recalled, a hooker informed him, “Not tonight, I have a headache.” Imagine hearing that from a prostitute.
I told Rodney that when I felt the whole world was against me, I’d find a tavern, where a bartender would always lend an understanding ear. But Rodney said he tried that once and that when he asked the bartender for a double, the bartender brought out a guy who looked just like Rodney.
Rodney told me story after story and each had an identical theme: Rodney Dangerfield, famous, wealthy comedy superstar, just didn’t get any respect, no respect at all. Are you kidding me?
I suggested a therapist, and a sad look came into Rodney’s rheumy eyes. He had seen one, yes, and the therapist—and I use the term very loosely—said Rodney was crazy. Rodney demanded a second opinion, and the cruel psychiatrist told him that he was ugly as well. I felt so bad for my friend and hero. I wanted to tell him how deeply I respected him, both as a man and an entertainer, but I knew Rodney would only think I was mocking him. Then, one night, I got the most frightening phone call of my life.
Rodney had begun to feel that perhaps it was his fault that he never received any respect, and, disconsolate, he decided to end it all. He told me over the phone that in a fit of despair he had swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.

[Anonymous No.13076549]

>>13076547
“Rodney,” I screamed into the phone, “please, listen, you must get to a doctor!”
“I just left his office, Norm. He told me to have a few drinks, try to get some sleep.”
I didn’t want to tell Rodney, but I thought that was one of the most disrespectful things I’d ever heard a doctor suggest. But Rodney already knew all too well. When he was away from the spotlight and alone with me, he would tell me his secret truth, all summed up in one sad sentence: “I tell you, Norm, it’s the story of my life; I don’t get no respect.”
And so it went with Rodney Dangerfield. It reminded me of that line in the Scriptures: “What doth it profit a man if he gains the whole world but don’t get no respect, no respect at all? Are you kidding me?”

[Ranch Dressing No.13076551]

>>13076549
men are not entitled to respect nor should work entitle it

[Anonymous No.13076554]

>>13073078
OP clearly buttblasted about having to wait for it to cool down before he can use his EBT.

[Anonymous No.13076557]

>>13076543
>>13076547
>>13076549
The soul of the jester. A familiar tragedy.

[Anonymous No.13076673]

>>13073078
chicken is for poor people.

[Anonymous No.13076845]

>>13076673
used to be for rich people. peasants needed the eggs, killing a chicken when it can still produce was a luxury

[Anonymous No.13076895]

>>13075721
Huh?

[Anonymous No.13076915]

i can get one at costco for 5$ :)

[Anonymous No.13076917]

>>13076673
And lobster use to be for poor people; what's your point brainlet?

[Anonymous No.13076924]

>>13073078
...they're cheap and doesn't cost you any time? I dunno, what needs to be defended about them?

[Anonymous No.13077088]

>>13075555
>you

[Anonymous No.13077587]

>>13076526
Some anons are acting as if it's some 3+ meals of food.

[Anonymous No.13077647]

>>13077587
it is if you eat it with other things.

[Anonymous No.13078705]

>>13073554
>>13073943
"about to go bad" doesn't mean its already bad.
You utter retard

[Anonymous No.13078739]

>>13078705
The difference between fresh chicken and one that is about to go bad is huge. Like I said these rotisserie chickens are aimed towards tastlets and third worlders who honestly don't know any better. In fact they feel smart for 'tricking the system' by getting cheap chicken. The dumb fucks lmao

[Anonymous No.13078800]

>>13078739
>In fact they feel smart for 'tricking the system' by getting cheap chicken.
no one thinks that, even reduced and clearance items still make the store money. people buy them because they're cheap and pre cooked.
the only idiot here is you for making this your hill to die on

[Anonymous No.13078804]

>>13073078
Only reason to buy them is if you’re short on time or too retarded to roast a whole chicken yourself.

[Anonymous No.13078811]

>>13073117
>premade stuffing
>cans of condensed soup
Dropped like a hot coal.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13078814]

since this threads still up i'm gonna go and buy one and review it
I think the last time I had one was like 15 years ago, not to pull a claire

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13079076]

okay boys heres what 60 cad gets you
the store brand cheeses were 9 dollars at the slightly higher weight, so it made more sense to buy the ivanhoe at 7.50, i could have got the other ivanhoe at 6.50
the frozen bananas 1.53 cad, pretty good deal there but they're frozen so you can expect that
2.50 for the small bag of yellow onions
5.79 for the coffee creamer, they don't even carry regular cream anymore because nobody buys it
2.69 for the dozen eggs, pretty cheap, other brands are up to 8.99 a dozen
the chicken itself did not have a price listing anywhere, which is by the way, not legal to do here I think but it was fucking 12 cad on the receipt and looks like this
I picked the best looking chicken of the pile and would have happily paid 4-5 dollars, possibly even 6 if it didn't look like it got run over by a shopping cart but at 12 cad I'm actually pretty pissed off they didn't have a pricing posted, this shit is just down right criminal

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13079089]

god i'm even missing a wing
man this better be fucking cooked this is fucking bullshit

I don't live in an oldfolks community like the last time I had one

[Anonymous No.13079141]

>>13079076
Wow what a gyp. Costco's are like $5 and I'm about to get a much better one from HEB for less than what you paid by about 2 USD.

[Anonymous No.13079154]

>>13073915
You realize you can season the inner cavity of the bird right? Stuff some lemon, garlic and herbs in that shit for some delicious poultry.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13079155]

okay well I've eaten a bunch of it now and I feel a little bit sick, but that's mostly just from the grease I think
I'd say that this compares well only to maybe KFC
other store chains will undoubtedly have better value than metro, metro is the closest to where I am which still has 'departments' instead of being entirely boxed goods with a dish department

i'd say you could do worse, but this is pretty up there for a bad experience
it is cooked at least and isn't overcooked which is more surprising, but this one is definitely an older chicken, which btw, isnt a bad thing, but those older chickens are much better for frying than cooking whole and leaving on a steam table

a lot of bars that have good wings use nearly expired chicken, they crisp up better

>>13079141
yeah i dunno what sobeys or someone else would charge but I was expecting metro to gauge me with 8 or 9 bucks

[Anonymous No.13079158]

>>13079076
How the fuck do people afford to live in Canada?

[Anonymous No.13079168]

>>13079076
>2.50 for the small bag of yellow onions
here in bong 3 onions cost ~$2.50 Canadian, but at least we have a large selection of milk/creams. how does that price compare to a raw whole chicken? here they're about $9 Canadian

[Anonymous No.13079174]

>>13073538
Nobody fucking goes out specifically to buy these things. You pick up a chicken on the way out of the store because they line them up right next to the check outs

[Anonymous No.13079180]

>>13073298
Sorry about your pants

[Anonymous No.13079207]

>>13073471
This except eat half and then break up the remaining meat and add it (along with a pat of butter) to several of pic related about 3/4 of the way through the microwave cycle. Stretch your protein and your dollar

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13079211]

>>13079168
I should have looked at the chicken prices for comparison but metro as a company is whack
last I went to nofrills they had whole chickens of good size for like 6 bucks but that was quite a long time ago

5.49/kg for a 'fresh jumbo roasting whole chicken' on their site
8.80/kg for 'YORKSHIRE VALLEY FARMS ORGANIC FRESH WHOLE CHICKEN'
https://www.metro.ca/en/flyer

local prices are always in effect though, stores vary a bit for both competition and uh, transport truck accidents on the 401 reasons.
scarcity can happen between east and west as well due to the fact there is a single highway going through manitoba and in the winter that can be snowed in pretty badly with no alternate routes.

for this reason it's pretty hard to make comparisons with european countries, only russia really has the same issues, though australia has the same issues we have in warmer months, they don't get the blizzards

cost of living isn't as bad as it seems if you have a good job, but anyone working for 'the regular wage' aka barely above minimum is constantly getting fucked, mostly by rent, but also by the logistics of constantly repairing extremely long and aging power lines

at least our ground waters still drinkable though

[Anonymous No.13079232]

>>13073078
They're literally the expired chickens that are still entirely edible but are otherwise just going to get thrown away. They barely cost more than it would cost to just buy a whole chicken on special and cook it at home.

But you don't actually have to cook it at home to get exactly the same result. So in short they're perfectly fine. They're nothing special but there's nothing about them that needs to be defended.

[Anonymous No.13079235]

>>13079168
>>13079076

[Anonymous No.13079264]

>>13073554
>Loss leader pricing has been proven to not work decades ago.
Not with Costco. You can't shop at Costco without a membership.

[Anonymous No.13079277]

>>13078800
>no one thinks that
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.13079293]

>>13073078
these are fucking awesome. you can easily get 3 solid meals from 1 rotated chiggen

>eat wings and legs while peeling the rest of the bird
>throw spinach, chicken, favorite dressing, and parmesan cheese in tortilla. wrap it up. enjoy.

>make chicken salad for chicken salad sammich

>throw chicken into ramen with soft boiled egg and chopped green onion

viola

[Anonymous No.13079295]

>>13076543
>>13076547
>>13076549
Based norm posting.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13079297]

i feel kinda sick but that singular wing was really good
I ain't finishing this shit tonight, but at least the breasts are dry enough they'll be good for other stuff
it's like every molecule of fat was rendered and then reabsorbed and congealed into the chickens back

i'll report back if I throw up from this chicken that was probably sitting in the steam tray all afternoon

[Anonymous No.13079299]

>>13079293

>not just devouring the whole thing by yourself in one sitting

come on, anon

[Anonymous No.13079308]

>>13079299
i'm 5'9", 150lbs

[Anonymous No.13079341]

>>13077647
Then the calroies are from other things, what are you going to do, eat a whole chicken and a sack of russet potatoes?

[Anonymous No.13079346]

>>13079341
yes

[Anonymous No.13079352]

>>13079232
I don’t feel the need to defend these things but I know I want to defend these things.

[Anonymous No.13079380]

>>13079174
They're in the deli with al the other meats and prepared meals and working moms go in to buy them specifically every day.

[Anonymous No.13079409]

>>13076543
>>13076547
>>13076549
Based

[Anonymous No.13079515]

>>13073078
I buy one every time I'm making chicken and dumplings, chicken soup, chicken quesadillas, etc. There's no need to cook your own chicken when you can get an already-cooked one for $5 or $6. Whole Foods used to have the best ones, but I haven't been there in a few years.

[Anonymous No.13079531]

>>13079308
There's a reason for that. Eat the whole fucking chicken you pussy

[Anonymous No.13079541]

>>13079531
i don't want to be a fatass
fuck you, recaptcha fucking faggot motherfucker

[Anonymous No.13079566]

>>13076547
>Imagine hearing that from a prostitute.
You obviously aren’t up to date on the world of prostitution, they’re very selective of who they fit in to their schedule of 300$ an hour

[Anonymous No.13079574]

>>13079531
Fatass.

[Anonymous No.13079583]

>>13079297
>anime
God I hope you get salmonella or E coli. It would make my fucking day.

[Anonymous No.13079589]

>>13078811
Lmao premade stuffing qualms eh? Thats like spazzing out at a restaurant because your hot dog came with off brand ketchup and non himalayan pink sea salt and artisan peppercorn mills. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.13079599]

>>13079541
>>13079574
Skinny manlet cope

[Anonymous No.13079623]

>>13073554
Listen here fucker, I work in the kitchen at a Hy-Vee making rotisserie chickens all damn day. We have whole chickens that are brought into the store specifically for rotisserie chickens. It is perfectly fine food. Take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.13079676]

>>13078739
no, I ate it many times.
It tastes just like the chicken I bought fresh.

[Anonymous No.13079693]

>>13079297
jesus, you're a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.13079707]

>>13079676
That's because you are a subhuman tastlet

[Anonymous No.13079719]

>>13079341
Yes, a lot of people (since almost the beginning of time) do eat some sort of side dish with meat, anon.

[Anonymous No.13079763]

>>13079707
no, it's because you are a schizo turbo autist

[Anonymous No.13079787]

>>13076324
You're not supposed to eat the whole thing at once, fatty

[Anonymous No.13079788]

>>13079515
They’re like 10 dollars now though, no?

[Anonymous No.13079819]

>>13079515
Chicken and dumplings is exactly why I buy them. I've also just cooked a chicken but there's literally no difference. It's just a lot easier to get one. Rotisserie are the best.

I prefer no seasoning or basic seasoning though.

[Anonymous No.13079910]

>>13079787
2 meals, maybe, but I'm usually on keto / VLC (so potatoes and other similar calorie-dense sides are replaced with homemade options such as protein cheeses and breads; though it's somewhat simpler just having the chicken cooked up with some cream cheese and seasoning).

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13080161]

>>13079583
yeah same I could really use a bump of pay and a lawsuit against metro would be fucking sweet desu

>>13079693
thanks man u too

[Anonymous No.13080235]

>>13079910
That looks like someone took a shit on a cup of vomit. Keto sucks.

[Anonymous No.13080245]

>>13079623
>Hy-Vee corporate gathers all of the expired chickens from every branch and trucks them to the different stores to be used for rotisserie chickens
>s-see guys, we receive chickens everyday specifically for rotisserie
>th-they're not expired at all, ok? Really true!

[Anonymous No.13080296]

bump

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bunp

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[Anonymous No.13080397]

>>13080350
this one is legit good. made it last weekend. i used heavy cream instead of milk though

[Anonymous No.13080450]

>>13080300
Any calories that fag on the left saves by dabbing at his pizza like a pussy is easily made up for by all the black cum he swallows every day.

[Anonymous No.13080778]

>>13080235
Liar.

[Anonymous No.13081498]

>>13073217
>flyover
the most tired insult from libcucks. at least we dont have to step over human feces to get to our rotisserie chickens you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.13081506]

>>13081498
>has to deal with all the homeless
>still votes to bring immigrants in
Truly a soulless lot

[Anonymous No.13081628]

>>13080245
Seems like a lot of effort, take your meds.

[Anonymous No.13081652]

>>13080338
That bean salad comes out looking like puke. I had to go find the video again to watch.

[Anonymous No.13081677]

>>13080338
I love how this disgusting pig leaves the lid of the can just sitting there in the food. Then he flicks off the pork fat. That's supposed to be in there you dumb fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.13081738]

Costco chicken is the best deal. 5 dollars for a plump, juicy, tasty chicken 5-6 pound chicken. Best had when shredded, rolled into corn tortillas, and shallow fried. Serve with guacamole and homemade salsa.

Best flautas ever.

[Anonymous No.13081759]

>>13079719
Okay, and you can have ~2000 calories a day, you'd have to eat the entire 5 pound chicken and then almost as many calories in other shit for it to be a problem. The chicken isn't the issue, it is whatever the fuck else you're eating with it.

[Anonymous No.13081767]

>>13081677
the funny part is in the video he says "this right here is the flavour, thats all you get" then he flicks the flavour out of it

[Anonymous No.13081770]

>>13080296
>just like grandmas

noooooooo

[Anonymous No.13081815]

>>13079076
is brie from president any good?
i'v always been iffy on it

[Madcap !ig/Gm4ppBU No.13081838]

I don't eat chicken

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13081852]

>>13081815
higher milk-fat content than the only other brie they sell with the same moisture rating, both are pretty good, can't remember the other brand off my head
this ones softer than the other due to the higher milk fat but its basically just preference

theres better ones out there for sure, but it's not bad by any means for the price, i'd say the rinds a little thicker than I'd like but I'm eating it chille on it's own not warmed
baked brie is really good but that's more for sharing and this brie is all for me

[Anonymous No.13081859]

>>13081852
got it. i eat it baked too, so the rind won't bother me. i'll have to look up the price next time i'm in a shop to see if it's worth it then, if it's not so bad.

if i go to a supermarket i'll obviously have better options but for some reason president is the one brie brand that the small grocery shops around here carry that isn't some weird czech or polish knockoff.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13081867]

>>13081859
yeah it's like, a mass produced french one I think
the other option i had was a harder canadian brie

[Anonymous No.13081885]

>>13079297
>spicy wolf
Good taste. Anti-animefags are the worst, don't listen to them, they don't even belong on this website.

[Anonymous No.13081967]

4 fried chickens and a coke is my lunch

[Anonymous No.13082170]

I really like my george foreman rotisserie. I only use it for chicken but it makes it taste so much better than baking in the oven.

[Anonymous No.13082175]

>>13082170
Have you tried a rabbit or baby?

[Anonymous No.13082188]

>>13082175

Something the size of turkey would be too big.

Duck works, or you can put a leg of lamb inside. I like to use it for whole chickens for curry. Or just roast chicken dinner.

[Anonymous No.13082201]

>>13082188
Could you put a turkey or baby horizontally? Instead of two chickens, one sideways rabbit, turkey or baby? I'm definitely interested.

[Anonymous No.13082204]

>>13081885
>spicy wolf
>anime
Leman Russ would have words with you, heretic.

>>13082170
>>13082188
I would consider buying one of these if I had the space.

[Anonymous No.13082339]

>>13077587
>Eat chicken, some sort of side, some sort of vegetable
Meal 1
>Start pulling off the small pieces of chicken left on the bird, apply chicken to tortillas with some other stuff for chicken burritos
Meal 2
>Toss bones in water and boil it for stock, strain out bones and insert potatoes, carrots, beans, onions, maybe some tomato and have soup for a couple of days
Meal 3 and more

Sure if you literally just eat the chicken it wont last long but that's why you use everything

[Anonymous No.13082448]

>>13082204

Yea I keep it in the garage and just grab it and set it up on the counter when I need to use it. Then after I have to put it away again.

[Anonymous No.13082461]

>>13082170

These are super easy to clean because they have a pull out tray that catches all the fat and drippings. You just wash that.

And you wash the rotisserie spit.

[Anonymous No.13082478]

>>13082170
>not owning a Ronco Showtime Rotisserie & BBQ
I feel bad for you

[Anonymous No.13082484]

>>13073298
You're not supposed to eat the chicken shit anon

[Anonymous No.13082495]

>>13080338
Who the fuck puts mayo in beans? Weeeeeiiiirrrrd

[Anonymous No.13082499]

>>13080317
BARFFF

[Anonymous No.13082593]

>>13082478
>Ronco Showtime Rotisserie

[Anonymous No.13082831]

>>13079076
>frozen bananas
>looks normal
>check again
>It's a "Frozen" sticker on it
Are all canadians as retarded as you?

[Anonymous No.13082886]

>>13079076
I feel like too much of your budget is going to nice cheese. I've heard meat costs an arm and leg in leafland.

[Anonymous No.13082898]

>>13073117
for extra goodness stir in some sweet corn and top with gravy just before eating

[Anonymous No.13083001]

>>13073678
>>13079787
nailed it

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13083740]

>>13082886
its ok i balance it out with 1.50 cad 2kg bags of nacho cheese
meat can be really bad depending on what it is, a small pack of back can be as cheap as 4 dollars if it's trash or 6 dollars if its regular but still a small pack
the only real way to save money is to buy bulk or completely ignore large portions of products

but with meat, compared to the american stuff the quality on average is far higher
like you can actually get edible meat at the grocery store, butcher shops are still far better though.
has to do with a combination of the farming practices and the processing practices
like, most canadian farms are smaller and more traditional, a lot less factory farming going on which drives the price up but very low quality canadian meat is about low-average quality american meat

we also do not irradiate any of our food with the exceptions of 4 things
>potatoes
>onions
>wheat
>spices
even imported food that has been radiated can not be legally sold here
a lot of people that do cross boarder shopping for groceries are hurting only themselves, but restaurant owners that do it could face some serious financial and legal ramifications


>>13082831
its a joke dummy
everyone knows I had to pay extra for that sticker
disney tax is like 65% on the dollar

[Anonymous No.13083745]

>>13078811

>Implying your skill at cooking is anything more than ramen cooked in a Mr. Coffee™ pot.

[Anonymous No.13083999]

>>13083740
If you want quality meat in the US you have to go to the ethnic butchers. All the obscure dietary restrictions jews and muslims have mean they're usually the biggest supplier of local grass fed beef and chicken.

Like you said, its cheap in bulk. A guy my family knows gave us like 2 cows worth of meat for $4.99/lb. We divided it between 4 households and gave a bunch to friends and still haven't made a dent in it 2 months later.

Don't worry about the radiation, it's non-ionizing, you wouldn't want to eat a potato with a tumor would you?

[Anonymous No.13084010]

>>13073078
My go-to sick food. I usually don't eat for days when sick so I can eat half of a chicken already made then shred the rest for soup later. It's honestly a godsend.

[Anonymous No.13084265]

>>13080245
Holy Shit you can't into logistics at all can you? Hyvee alone covers 8 states that I know of, cataloging dating, transferring old chickens across hundreds of stores over thousands of lane miles is not even close to economical. This isn't Tam's local Asian Grocery we are talking about.

[Anonymous No.13084607]

>>13073078
Take the meat off and then use the carcass to make a chicken stock then add the meat back into the broth with noodles and veggies and you have a delicious chicken noodle soup.

[Anonymous No.13084866]

>>13084265
>logistics hurts muh brain
t. logisticlet

[Anonymous No.13085280]

>>13074825
Just to follow up, a ~5.6 lb whole chicken RIGHT NOW at my local Fred Meyer was $4.50. The roasted chickens are twice that.

[Anonymous No.13085289]

>>13076549
>>13076547
>>13076543
>>13075616
Fuck yeah Dangerfield posting

[Anonymous No.13085608]

>>13073078
IT'S CHICKEN YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA

[Anonymous No.13085622]

>>13073201
10.5oz Monster Zero Ultra 24 packs are just $12. It's crazy how cheap that is per ounce.

[Anonymous No.13086221]

>>13073117
>mirepoix
How do you say that anyway? Is it myer-poyks?

[Anonymous No.13086227]

>>13086221
Meerpwah you fucking porchmonkey

[Anonymous No.13086245]

>>13073078
>It's another poor attempt at a food elitism

[Anonymous No.13086252]

>>13086227
>pwah
Lmao no fucking way.

[Anonymous No.13086287]

>>13079277
Alright, you got me, only retards think that.

[Anonymous No.13086301]

>>13073943
The ingles deli I was at had specific cases of chicken seperate from the ones sold to customers to make the roto birds. No expiration date bullshit. Fuck yourself m8

[Anonymous No.13086555]

>>13073893

Imagine being such a fuckup that you can't believe someone worked at a grocery store deli

[Anonymous No.13086567]

>>13073893

it's against the law to remove food from it's original package and rebrand and resell it

[Anonymous No.13086600]

>>13073201
>three roasted chickens for dinner tonight
How many Amerilards are you feeding?

[Anonymous No.13086647]

>>13086221
Mire-pox. It’s a French word so the i is silent

[Anonymous No.13086660]

>>13073268
Who the fuck would be buying rotten chickens at a grocery store lmao. Fuck this thread is great.

[Anonymous No.13086678]

>>13086660
Boomers, third worlders, /ck/ users and other subhumans who can't tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.13086699]

>>13083740
dumbass

[Anonymous No.13086859]

>>13073110
that sounds great anon