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Do they love up to the hype

>> No.13069446

>>13069445
No

>> No.13069452

>>13069445
they're not great but definitely drinkable.

>> No.13069456

>>13069445
Zima for Zoomers

>> No.13069459

>>13069445
Imagine drinking carbonated water, then getting the worst hangover of your life from it from fusel alcohols in their shit product.
Seriously. I have drank half a bottle of whiskey and felt fine the next day.
Four white claws and I thought I was going to die that next morning.

>> No.13069464

>>13069445
I asked this in the other hard seltzer thread, but is there an 7-10% alcohol brand of these? 5% just isn't enough

>> No.13069473

>>13069459
you sound like a pussy. me and my bros pounds these like crazy on game day and feel fine. i've probably had close to 20 in a day.

>> No.13069479

>>13069459
Found the lightweight. The claw is the law, nerd.

>> No.13069493

>>13069473
>>13069479
>The dudebros who think they're manly for drinking a beverage created for women
have sex

>> No.13069498

>>13069493
I will, with your gf cause she likes guys who can pound mango seltzer and not look like a bitch

>> No.13069521

>>13069498
>guys who can pound mango seltzer and not look like a bitch
Ooof, still thinking drinking bubbly water makes you manly
Again anon, have sex

>> No.13069524

>>13069498
except all males look like a bitch drinking seltzer

>> No.13069530

>>13069521
>t. can't handle the claw and also definitely a virgin

>> No.13069537

>>13069524
Have sex

>> No.13069543

>>13069498
>Doesn't drink beer because it "doesn't taste good"
>Doesn't drink hard liquor because it "hurts to drink"
>Ah, bubbly water with slight flavors an low abv! Golly me, this will be the perfect thing to prepare my mouth for all the cocks I'll be sucking tonight!

>> No.13069546

>>13069537
i will. with an actual woman. because i drink non gay alcohol :^)

>> No.13069547

>>13069445
They don't deserve love or hate. Mediocrity.

>> No.13069548

>>13069543
Who are you arguing with?

>> No.13069555

>>13069546
No really, have sex before you shoot up a movie theater or something

>> No.13069561

>>13069445
No, several law enforcement agencies have made it very clear there are in fact laws when drinking claws.

>> No.13071624

Why would anybody drink a malt beverage seltzer when they could drink High Noon, which features real vodka, instead?

I was not kidding when I called White Claw Zima for Zoomers. Why give yourself a beer belly?

>> No.13071760

>>13071624

Hard liquor usually requires a license to sell. Malt liquor is easier for gas stations and grocery stores to sell.

>> No.13071814

>>13069493
Dialate

>> No.13071833

>>13071760
So go to a liquor store. Malt beverages are awful and wreak havoc on the gut.

>> No.13071888

>>13071833
>implying liquor doesn't do the same
yikes dot jaypeg

>> No.13071932

>>13071888
If you really cannot perceive the difference then you are blessed (highly unlikely) or an unthinking sheep (almost a certainty).