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Is there anything worse than coffeefags?
>sluuurp why yes this disgusting bitter sewer water helps me get through the day or something

>> No.13063546

>>13063532
This thread is going to full of people reminding you how mature they are for drinking coffee

>> No.13063547

Yeah. Nerds like you.

>> No.13063551

>>13063532
>Is there anything worse than coffeefags?

Fags who think they're cool for not drinking it.

>> No.13063563

Nobody cares about coffee, it's about caffeine. Caffeine is a drug, people like and become addicted to the effects of said drug.

>> No.13063565

>>13063532
Coffee is proven to be good for you, so long as you drink it in moderation and don’t subject yourself to abnormal caffeine levels for an extended period of time.
What the fuck is your problem?

>> No.13063566

>>13063532
I wish /ck/ had flags.
>oi mate, i found these leaves! lets throw them in some hot water!
>this is disgusting, is there anything i can do to make it better?
>yeeeeea you cheeky cunt, squirt lemon juice in it and eat it along side this Victorian era piece of cardboard we call a scone!

>> No.13063569

>>13063563
Not everyone who drinks it is addicted, some people drink it only a few times a month just because they like the taste every once in a while, similar to alcohol.

Just because you have an addictive nature doesn’t mean the world revolves around it, junkie

>> No.13063576

>>13063532
I bet you think all beer tastes the same. Does all food taste the same. Im sick of OP being a faggot all the time.

>> No.13063583

>>13063532
It's an acquired taste. The bitterness can be overwhelming at first, that's why people drink it with milk and sugar, but you become accustomed to it over time and it starts to taste nice.

>> No.13063584

>>13063563
Fuck you, I drink it cause I kinda like the taste (but only with milk). I never felt any different when not drinking coffee or any other caffeinated drink for a few days.

>> No.13063585
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>>13063532
>tfw drinking my coffee is one of my favourite times of the day
I pity the fool who knows not of such joy.

>> No.13063601

>>13063584
People do go through caffeine withdrawals though. Its about as faggy a withdrawal as you can have, but it can cause a very mild headache

>dont talk to me till ive had my zbelrjenebebebebebe!!!!!!

I dont like anyone who treats any mass-produced consumable like a ritual

>> No.13063611

>>13063569
Ive neved met anyone who drinks coffee once or twice a month because of the taste. I dont believe you have either

>> No.13063626
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>>13063585
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TALK TO ME UNTIL I HAD MY COFFEE SIIIIP NOT YET SLUUURP ALMOST THERE AHHHHHHH NOW YOU MAY SPEAK

>> No.13063634

>>13063601
I'm probably just immune to it. It doesn't help me stay awake at all, which is kinda sad.

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>>13063532
>massively successful food product popular internationally to the point when it generates hundreds of billions of dollars every year
>yucky

Mind you, I haven't been able to drink coffee for months now due to unrelated medical reasons.

>> No.13063655

>>13063634
Immune to withdrawals or the effects of caffeine? If coffee doesnt help you stay awake its not "sad". Youre probably young and probably dont sleep at regular intervals.

>I'm probably just immune to it. It doesn't help me stay awake at all, which is kinda sad.

Dont act like youre some gay "jeez guiz im so jaded its just like whatever nothing phases me" Fight Club retard....but with coffee

>> No.13063677

>>13063532
Tea fags.

>> No.13063685

>>13063532
Yeah, spergs who save random pictures of girls to start totally unrelated threads with

>> No.13063709

Tea gang, tea gang.

>> No.13063716

>>13063655
Dude, I'm 34 and sleep 8 hours a day at the same time. I'm not acting like a tough guy, caffeine immunity isn't unheard of. And I get neither the alleged effects of caffeine nor any withdrawal symptoms, not even a craving. I don't drink any alcohol, btw.

>> No.13063725

>>13063685
Jealous because she's pretty, girl?

>> No.13063759

>>13063532
You come off as a whiny cunt, like that T*rkish kid who's always griping about seafood. IDGAF if you drink it or not, just stop bitching like a 13 year old girl on her period.

>> No.13063776

>>13063725
Yes that must be it. Everyone is either a reddit soyboy, a coastie cuck, a seething roastie, or a dilate tranny.

>> No.13063798

>>13063532
You must be at least 18 years old to post on this website, son.

>> No.13063806

>>13063776
dilate is not an adjective. it's a verb

>> No.13063845
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>>13063806
I stand corrected. What other tranny facts have you memorized to prove that you're not obsessed with dressing up as a girl?

>> No.13063855

>>13063532
In the cold, coffee is great. Even the flavor of it reminds me of warmth. In the heat its fucking disgusting

>> No.13063876

>>13063611
Not him
I personally drink it like once a week, but it is in fact generally for the euphoria as well as taste. Black, always.
Sometimes I drink it so I can shit b4 hitting the road

>> No.13063877

>>13063806
Couldn't it be an adjective though? The vagina is dilated

>> No.13063879

>>13063532
>Is there anything worse than coffeefags?
Ordinarily-skinny girls.

>> No.13063880
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>>13063532
>slurp
LICHURALLY NOONE slurs coffee, you IDIOT.

>> No.13063896

>>13063876
Oh and also this>>13063855

>> No.13063906

>>13063563
I drink it because I like the taste and the effects and I don’t give two shits whether or not I’m addicted to a harmless drug like caffeine. When’s the last time you saw a homeless guy blowing all his cash gathered from pan-handling on three huge energy drinks? Didn’t think so.

>> No.13063915

>>13063601
>caffeine withdrawals
These are plausibly avoidable by full fundamental-nutrition (including proper antioxidants .. Sangre de Grado; astaxanthin) plus L-DOPA (the simple metabolite of epinephrine and dopamine) and 5-HTP (melatonin and serotonin).

(>>13063634)
Also benefited are the potency and consistency of positive effects (fat burning; euphoria).

>>13063855
Cold coffee exists.

Even brewing it with room-temperature water is possible in ~ 30s.

>> No.13063916

I drink coffee for caffeine and some certainly tastes better than others just like anything else.

>> No.13063920

>>13063845
100% of trannies die. often of suicide because they are mentally ill, but they definitely all die of something, even if diseases related to simple aging

>>13063877
dilated is an adjective, dilate is a verb

>>13063532
starbucks frap and brap drink fans

>> No.13063921

>>13063915
Read my post. The flavor itself reminds me of warmth. I cant think of anything less refreshing than iced coffee on a hot day. Maybe straight liquor but that's it

>> No.13063927

>>13063634
>>13063655
>>13063716
Same here bro. I have ADHD and caffiene does zip for me. My doctor says it's because caffiene rush and my hormonal imbalances are the same thing. Also a lot of medical shit I didn't listen to

>> No.13063928

>>13063920
Oh I didnt even think about it. My bad

>> No.13063932

>>13063551
This. What a productive thread, OP.

>> No.13063933

>>13063655
Some people are genuinely immune to the effects of caffeine

>> No.13063947

I like the taste of coffee but I find it doesn't really wake me up. it does make me shit though

>> No.13063954

>>13063921
Warm things and cold things are flavored differently.

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>>13063566
as a bong, I appreciate your wit

>> No.13063986
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13063986

Coffee and cigarettes are among Mankind's greatest inventions.

>> No.13064018

>>13063927
Well I have Tourette's, maybe that's a hint.

>> No.13064024

>>13063986
shisha > all other forms of tobacco smoking but yes cigarettes are a close second (cigars are nicer but too inconvenient)

>> No.13064029

>>13063954
They all taste roasted. Light roast, medium, dark. They all have a roasted flavor to them. It's the same reason I avoid stout most of the summer

>> No.13064047

Post tits, OP. Your post, your typing style and image give huge roastie vibes.

>> No.13064048

>>13064018
yeah people with brain issues in general have the caffeine immunity

>> No.13064050

>>13064029
I'm rarely into medium+ roasts anyway because of lighter-roasted breakfast-blends.

>> No.13064054

>>13064050
I used to drink dark but then had a good light roast and have never looked back desu

>> No.13064082

What is it about coffee that triggers all these faggots to make a variation of this thread every few days? It's not like anybody is forcing them to drink it.

>> No.13064089

>>13063565
>MODeRatION
You retards literally never define this

>> No.13064098

>>13064089
It depends on your height and weight. A 250 lbs 6'5" guy can get away with more caffeine than a 110 lbs 5' woman

>> No.13064142

>wife always says
>yOu ShOuLd OnLy HaVe oNe CuP a DaY
>tell her to frig off and drink five a day

>> No.13064143

>>13064142
>wife
Fuck off normie

>> No.13064148

>>13064143
It's the food and cooking board. Not /b/ or /r9k/

>> No.13064152

>>13064143
/ck/ is not an incel board like /b/ and /mu/

>> No.13064174

>>13064089
>[A definition of coffee / caffeine moderation]
It depends on metabolism rates, with variations between 2.5-4.5 hours (or 2.7-9.9 hours), speed-increased by nicotine. .. Even approximating 6hrs. allows ~200mg 3x / day for similar potencies.

>> No.13064209

>>13063532
God I want to sneeze on her thighs

>> No.13064347

>>13063915
(citation needed)

>> No.13064431

>>13064148
>>13064152
>they say on the website which is the internets poster boy for autistic freaks

>> No.13064454

>>13064024
>shisha
You spend two years overseas somewhere in the military? That trash is a meme for 19 year old enlisted people

>> No.13064462

>>13064098
(citation needed)

>> No.13064488

>>13063563
True. The first time I smoked a cig I almost threw up. Now I smoke a pack a day at least. Don't no why I kept doing it. Been smoking 25 years now.

>> No.13064528

>>13064347
Specifically ..

>> No.13064610

>>13063879
>>13063915

*

>> No.13064745

>>13063532
She's 14. It's ridiculous.

>> No.13064750

coffee is really good iced with sweet caramel syrup and milk
though plain black coffee is shit, regardless of how it's made, where it's from etc

>> No.13064794

>>13064528
Any of the shit mentioned. Start from there

>> No.13064802

been a pot a day coffeefag for a few years til I recently gotten some mild heartburn from all that acidity now I'm a earl grey tea drinking fag now. take the tea pill bros leave the black coffee sludge for the boomers

>> No.13064812

>>13064750
>though plain black coffee is shit, regardless of how it's made, where it's from etc
Speak for yourself, not everyone is a literal faggot like you put off by some slight bitterness, you fatass.

>> No.13064824

>>13063532
>Is there anything worse than coffeefags?
The people who throw a fit if you drink it with cream and/or sugar.

>> No.13064840

>>13064794
Most of the effects are ~ adrenal / associated with (increased) dopamine and serotonin.

>> No.13064890

>>13064462
You know how tall people require more calories to gain weight because they're a larger being? That's how it works

>> No.13064951

>>13063986
virgin addictions

>> No.13064996

>how dare people enjoy things that I personally do not care for

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>>13063532
YOU CAN SEE HER HOOHA

>> No.13065137

>>13065105
I've seen that guy in a video with a youtube star Rich Evans.

>> No.13065173

>>13063855
Actually retard coffee cools you down in the heat

>> No.13065263

>>13063611
I'll go weeks drinking it and then just stop. Stop getting your stereotypes and generalizations from cartoons

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>>13063920
>100% of trannies die
100% of humans die, you fucking retard

>> No.13065295

>>13063532
IM GONNA COOMMMM

>> No.13065531

>>13063532
Is there anything worse than fags?
>sluuurp why yes this disgusting salty bodily fluid helps me get through the fact my uncle molested me or something

>> No.13065536

>>13063532
I wish she'd straddle my face

>> No.13065543

>>13063532
>14

well let me just remove that from my computer right quick

>> No.13065631

>>13065531
How do you know it's salty?

>> No.13065655

>>13063532
coffee helped me to stop drinking a filth of whiskey at breakfast before work so shut your mouth newfag

>> No.13065780

>>13064750
>coffee is really good once you're done negating its taste with better flavors

>> No.13065789

>>13065173
Actually retard, coffee dehydrates you since caffeine is a diuretic

>> No.13065826

>>13063563
Then take a pill retard it’s cheaper, less effort, less time consuming, and you can get way more caffeine from it if you want

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>>13064745

>> No.13065837

>>13063583
You don't become accustomed to the taste, your body craves the caffeine so badly your brain makes you ignore the taste to get your fix. Same shit with alcohol.

>> No.13065841

>>13063645
>says the hypocrite that will go into another thread saying soda is disgusting, any food with sugar in it, and mcdonalds, which are all on par with coffee in their success

>> No.13065848

>>13064824
Why not just take a caffeine pill? You aren't drinking it for the taste if you need to mask it with with a bunch of sugar, cream, and milk.

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>>13063532
So beautiful. I want more than anything to see her defiled and humiliated.

>> No.13065856

>>13064488
First time I smoked a cig I had two because I was wondering why nothing happened, now despite being a 3-6 packs a week smoker for 7 years they scratch my throat and I can’t tolerate them and I’m stuck in jonesing limbo

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>>13064750
>>13064824
>i like drinking coffee
>but only half i pour half a cup of milk in, some heavy condensed cream, and 4 packets of sugar
>maybe some vanilla or caramel syrup to taste
>but i really like coffee bro, it's sooooo good!
You are just getting rid of the taste. Why even drink coffee when you can drink soda or energy drinks instead, which you would probably find a lot more delicious?

>> No.13065868

>>13064488
Same, the spins were awful and I felt so sick even the next day. I rarely ever smoke them, only when I have certain friends over I'll usually bum one or two off them (this is like twice a month, if that) and I don't inhale anymore I just suck it into my mouth so I don't die. The taste and smell is nostalgic to me since my grandpa, grandma, and mom used to smoke.

>> No.13065891

>>13063551

I don't drink coffee, but only because I have the pallette of a 4 year old and don't enjoy the taste.

I'd 100% drink it if I could add a fuckload of cream and sugar.

>> No.13065894

>>13064089
>MODeRatION
Go back.

>> No.13065898
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I drink it every day and I have a cap and have it like this
Put cup under
Press button
Wait
Put lid on
And it's the best coffee you can buy.

>> No.13065899

>>13063532
coffee drinkers and especially enthusiasts should be hanged.

>> No.13066035

Why are people pretending that coffee with creamer in it doesn't have a unique taste? Like yeah it obviously doesn't taste like straight coffee, but I'm also not getting that flavor elsewhere.

>> No.13066036

>>13063532
AH AH AH NO TALKIE