Food Porn

[Anonymous No.13045170]

Post food that appeals to the eyes

[Anonymous No.13045286]

Here's another dessert.

[Anonymous No.13045301]

That first pic really does look like a million bucks

$1,000,000 / 10

[Anonymous No.13045308]

>food porn

take it to reddit, pal

[Anonymous No.13045314]

>>13045170
To me, that looks ridiculous and unappetizing.
Real food never looks like that. Obsessing over appearance screams uselessly high cost and neglecting flavor. Spending 40 bucks for that fakecake is outright stupid.

[Anonymous No.13045323]

>>13045170
I hate these fussy cakes where so much effort has been wasted making it look perfect like it was mass-produced by machines in a factory.

[Anonymous No.13045327]

>>13045308
Do you ever get tired of being an insufferable cunt?

[Anonymous No.13045329]

>>13045308
food porn has always been a part of this board and if you don't have a food porn folder you're not a true cu/ck/

[Anonymous No.13045337]

[Anonymous No.13045351]

>>13045337
You better delete this.

[Anonymous No.13045383]

>>13045323
I hate these fussy females who shave, bathe, comb their hair, and pretty themselves up so that they don't look like their stinky, bedraggled cavewoman ancestresses.

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>>13045329
Looks like someone opened a worm infested pig intestine

[Anonymous No.13045403]

>>13045397
like you wouldn't demolish it

[Anonymous No.13045405]

>>13045383
>Implying you wouldn't a cavegirl

[Anonymous No.13045406]

>>13045386
Moldy cum cake

[Anonymous No.13045410]

>>13045406
something more american for you then

[Anonymous No.13045412]

>>13045394
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCk.

[Anonymous No.13045413]

>>13045405
I mean, if that was all that was on offer . . .

[Anonymous No.13045414]

>>13045410
Too much filling not enough crust

[Anonymous No.13045417]

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[Anonymous No.13045419]

>>13045386
Mmm baked brie

[Anonymous No.13045423]

>>13045419

[Anonymous No.13045430]

This is all chocolate.

[Anonymous No.13045431]

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[Anonymous No.13045443]

i'l go one or two more

[Anonymous No.13045444]

>>13045436

[Anonymous No.13045447]

>>13045286
turd a l'orange?

[Anonymous No.13045448]

>>13045444

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[Anonymous No.13045453]

>>13045431
>Here's your mercury, bro.

[Anonymous No.13045455]

>>13045170
gross
>>13045286
gross
>>13045329
gross
>>13045337
gross
>>13045386
gross
>>13045394
gross
>>13045403
gross
>>13045410
gross
>>13045417
gross
>>13045423
gross
>>13045430
gross
>>13045431
gross
>>13045436
gross
>>13045438
gross
>>13045443
gross

[Anonymous No.13045462]

>>13045448

[Anonymous No.13045463]

ok last one from me have fun guys

>>13045453
here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.13045471]

>>13045462

[Anonymous No.13045472]

>>13045383
Its just food you faggot.
Yes I appreciate fucking a pretty girl because thats worth it. Food should look appetizing, but not fucking like that. That is more comparable to fake tits, puffed up lips, and disgusting layers of makeup and tattoos. Total turn off. Your taste in food porn is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.13045473]

>>13045462
needs more grease

[Anonymous No.13045476]

>>13045471

[Anonymous No.13045485]

>>13045476

[Anonymous No.13045497]

>>13045472
How the fuck do you know? It probably tastes as good as it looks. Cake and chocolate and berries are Olympus tier.

Appearance matters in life. I know this is a source of infinite frustration for sinfully ugly gargoyles such as yourself but it remains true nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.13045503]

>>13045497
blind people enjoy food just as much, if not more, than sighted people

explain that

[Anonymous No.13045529]

>>13045503
No, they don't. A cousin of mine lost his vision and freely relates to anybody who will listen that not being able to see what he is eating or drinking, even if it smells and tastes wonderful, frustrates the shit out of him, detracts from the experience, and reduces overall enjoyment. Indeed it is from talking with him that I grew to realize the importance of visual appeal in the culinary realm.

As for people who are born blind, they have no clue what they are missing and have no usable information to offer.

[Anonymous No.13045539]

>>13045529
Huh?

[Anonymous No.13045659]

>>13045314
>>13045323
I disagree, but it's not appealing to me because of how "fancy" it looks. It just looks neat and well made. You can see how moist the cake is, the seeds in the filling, and the even layers and consistency throughout. Plus the raspberries on top, giving an indication of what's inside.

It's the gold leaf and chocolate insignia that's making it look pretentious.

[Anonymous No.13045689]

>>13045455
you have one friend in life. he is a very good friend but you resent him for being more successful than you

[Anonymous No.13045713]

>>13045659
"Fancy" is disgusting looking to me. This just indicates that some arts & crafts faggot spent way too much time touching my goddamn food, probably injecting sweat, skin flakes, and hairs into it. Stop playing with the fucking food, I just want it to taste good without a bunch of art school faggots touching it and breathing over it for a fucking hour. Its fucking retarded and useless, grow the fuck up. Its food, that I will grind up with my teeth then soon pump out my ass mixed with bacteria and bile.

[Anonymous No.13045986]

>>13045430
thats not necessarily for eating though. a friend of mine is a pastry chef and they fo stuff like this for competitions. its mostly about showing you have mastered a technique and the overall design though.

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[Anonymous No.13046477]

>>13045986
I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.13046513]

>>13045713
you reek of working class cope. I don't care if you make 2 milllion a year, you're a trailer trash poor person

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[Anonymous No.13046789]

>>13045539
I explained it all clearly.

[Anonymous No.13046802]

>>13045170

[Anonymous No.13046812]

>>13045713
I would trust somebody who is meticulous enough to create something beautiful more than some sweaty short order cook dripping browsweat in my eggs. But I am clearly talking to a 12-year-old boy, with all this rude bathroom talk. Back in the garbage pail with you, kid.

[Anonymous No.13046819]

>>13045383
Me too. It's why I only date females who are men.

[Anonymous No.13046822]

>>13045170
Can I get it without the flavorless and abrasive gold?

[Anonymous No.13046894]

>>13045170
That looks tasty as fuck.
>Singapore
Looks like colonialism was a great thing after all.

>>13045410
>>13045414
Apple pie is ENGLISH
>Place of origin
>England
>English apple pie recipes go back to the time of Chaucer. The 1381 recipe... is the earliest known apple pie recipe in the world
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_pie
>Apple Pie Is Not All That American
>Neither apples nor the pie originally came from America
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-apple-pie-linked-america-180963157/#AfAiYTteHSzMvPTv.99

APPLE PIE IS ENGLISH

[Anonymous No.13046899]

>>13045436
Looks delicious

>>13045438
>Would you like some diabetes with your obesity?

[Anonymous No.13046905]

>>13045417
I don't understand this.

[Anonymous No.13046911]

>>13046905
It's bbq.

[Anonymous No.13047058]

>>13045417
do americans REALLY?

[Anonymous No.13047079]

My dick is still flaccid after browsing through this thread. Are you even trying, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.13047098]

>>13045327
no

[Anonymous No.13047151]

>>13046894
>APPLE PIE IS ENGLISH
Apple pie is associated with Americans because 1. There are a lot of apple orchids among the new england states; 2. With the advent of the oven it was the go-to desert for stay-at-home wives--a staple of the nuclear family.

Who made a food first isn't the end all be all. Whether a food is "X country" or not is less about where it came from, and more about how long it's been part of a tradition, part of the culture. It's just that usually the place of origin has the advantage of having it be an iconic part of the culture for the longest.

[Anonymous No.13047851]

>>13047058
Proudly.

[Anonymous No.13048002]

>>13047151
England's national dish is from India. Dude's been completely btfo

[Anonymous No.13048632]

>>13045453
>mhu mercury
Do you have any idea on how fucking much fish you have to eat before having any significant symptom from mercury?

[Anonymous No.13048662]

>>13045430
I love chocolate, but I'd love to phisically hurt whomever did that

[Anonymous No.13048684]

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>>13045539
Imagine opening your mouth just to exhale drivel

[Anonymous No.13048777]

>>13045394
Love sashimi. Idk you ruin it with rice

[G8rH8r No.13048789]

[Anonymous No.13048795]

one of my favourit desserts by far

[Anonymous No.13048798]

>>13047151
Christ, can you cope any harder? Early english settlement areas brought bong food which is why the food sucked except for the southwest, CA and TX already settled by the Mexicans and Louisiana by the French and Acadians. The northern european immigrants brought even worse food. It's been the shitskin immigrants like italians, chinese, japanese, koreans, vietnamese, thai and muslims who brought decent food to the US. Watch any old western like Gunsmoke, the food absolutely sucked.

[Anonymous No.13048859]

>>13045329
The only place I used to be able to get a po'boy/shrimp sandwich in my city was Hooters.
Then they took it off the menu.
I was disappointed for a time, but just this year, my city opened its first Popeye's chicken, and they offer a fried shrimp sandwich.
It's okay. Not as good as Hooters'. I guess I'm slightly less disappointed.

[Anonymous No.13049002]

>>13045394
that stuff looks undercooked.

[Anonymous No.13049146]

>>13045383
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.13049247]

>>13045406
you sure sound like an expert in cum eating.

[Anonymous No.13049724]

>>13047151
>and more about how long it's been part of a tradition, part of the culture
Is that really the battle you want to pick though? Apple pies were first mentioned in english literature nearly a millenium ago. Factoring in the fact that for it to be mentioned, it would likely have had to be a century or so old, and its fair to say apple pie could well outdate the US in the UK by about 3-4 times the length of the us.

It's associated with america as Americans are retards and incapable of understanding not everything is theirs, or due to them.Unsurprising, given the fact they still use their colonial matters language.

[Anonymous No.13050962]

>>13045529
Your cousin sounds like a sissy.

[Anonymous No.13051299]

>>13048795
>coolant with chocolate
no thanks

[Anonymous No.13051367]

>>13045447
slop de la shit

[Anonymous No.13051382]

>>13050962
What did you say to me you little bitch? I will have you know I am a former US Navy Seal . . .

[Anonymous No.13051545]

>>13045417
This dry ass ‘cue. Goddamn I fucking hate yankees. I bet this shit cost like 18$ not including the craft IPA purchased by whatever soiboi chuck ordered this dreck. I could get twice this amount of food and have it look much tastier for half the fucking price at one of our pit-cooked spots that a good ole-boy runs out of his own fucking house.

[Anonymous No.13051610]

>>13049724
not him but I think the point being made is that apple pie doesn't have to be exclusively english. I have no issue with crediting the English with inventing the apple pie, but at some point when a food is widely consumed by a people it simply starts being part of that people's gastronomy. I'm sure the French and the Dutch don't associate apple pies with England either, because they've made it theirs. I'm not american, french or dutch and I associate apple pies with my country's food because it's so prevalent.

Funnily enough, the fact that apple pie is so old is precisely what makes it not exclusively english. It'd be like claiming beer is solely egyptian and whoever brews it is making egyptian food

[Anonymous No.13051616]

>>13045448
gay

[Anonymous No.13051908]

>>13051610
That's not strictly wrong, but it also hugely misses the point. For example, he's likely the same kind of person who'd mock chicken tikka masala as indian food, despite the fact its a food made in britian, for anglicised tastes, using ingredients that never even existed in india before britain arrived. Meanwhile, apple pie existed before america was even settled, let alone founded, and was merely transported over with the colonists.

In essence, for all apple pie may appear to form part of american cuisine, that is because part of american cuisine is english cuisine. Things like, say, the various forms of BBQ, while similar variants can be found across the world originated within america - they are distinct elements of american cuisine, whereas apple pie is english cuisine that is eaten commonly in america due to english cuisines influence.

You do have some potential argument relating to the age of the dish, but that again runs into problems. Realistically, apple pie is either dutch or english, since the absolute oldest recipes we have record of for it are from these two countries. However, the dutch variant is somewhat distinct to the english one, which is what modern american apple pies are based off. There may well have been instances of other cultures eating it beforehand, but they did not survive long enough for this dish to enter english cuisine as part of that nations cuisine. Bread has existed since prehistory, but the french baguette is still distinctly french.

If americans had made any distinct changes to apple pie they might have grounds to claim it was american, but they haven't. It's unchanged from the base form, ergo its still english cuisine. It's just english cuisine americans eat a lot of. If it hasn't been changed or modified in any real manner, you can't claim its something new. Simply eating a lot of it doesn't make it "yours". England eats many curies. With very rare exceptions, they're not english cuisine.

[Anonymous No.13052045]

>>13051908
I hope you find somebody who loves you.

[Anonymous No.13052160]

>>13052045
I hope you never do, you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.13052389]

Can you guys post more dessert? There's no thread about dessert in general and I am looking for inspiration.
thank you in advance

[Anonymous No.13052405]

>>13045308
How new are are? Food porn threads have always been a thing here.

[Anonymous No.13052463]

Am I the only one that gets pissed off when people make desserts or dishes in general where the toppings are only on a portion of the dish?

Pic related

[Anonymous No.13052494]

>>13045403
I love me the taste of cardboard and motor oil.

[Anonymous No.13052501]

>>13045394
>eating raw flesh like some twisted savage

[Anonymous No.13052504]

>>13052501
I fuck with sushi heavy, but I'm not about to eat an uncooked crustacean. Bunch of fucking neanderthals.

[Anonymous No.13052509]

>>13052504
>I fuck with sushi heavy
Is this a new form of niggerspeak I'm unfamiliar with?

[Anonymous No.13052568]

>>13045337
is that bone marrow?

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[Anonymous No.13052852]

>all this food
>Nothing even close to giving me a hard-on
I expected better from you

[Anonymous No.13052965]

>>13052852
I see you want food gore.

[Anonymous No.13053021]

>>13052852
not enough flour or sugar

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>>13053063
damn son

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>>13053050
What's the name of these pastries?

[Anonymous No.13053199]

>>13046541
What dish is this?

[Anonymous No.13053446]

>>13053041
>Nuts in my carrot cake
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.13053469]

>>13053446
That's a normal thing, though.

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[Anonymous No.13053483]

>>13053179
Clotch Keys

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[Anonymous No.13053561]

>>13053179
http://amuseinmykitchen.com/2011/12/22/kolachy/

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[Anonymous No.13053593]

>>13047151
>1. There are a lot of apple orchids among the new england states;
thank god for johnny.

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>>13053561
Is there a good reason to put the jam in before baking? It seems like it would be smarter to bake the shells and put jam in afterwards.

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>>13054271
I've never made them but I imagine the jam would have a different texture when it's cooked. It'd probably be thicker and sweeter.

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>>13051545
>soiboi
>eating meat
do you even think?

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[Anonymous No.13054427]

>>13054300
now thats a munchy box

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[Anonymous No.13054932]

>>13045308
It was a thing and here long before Reddit existed. I'm pretty sure we invented the term altogether. Half of Reddit's content originated here, like those brownies in a mug. The idea behind that wasn't some trendy "oh look, it's in a MUG!", it was grabbing 3 ingredients because you either were too drunk to bake a regular brownie or you didn't have eggs, milk, and all that bullshit in the house. Actually, looking back, most of the MSPaint /ck/ comics I have saved from 2007 look like what you'd find on Reddit these days.

[Anonymous No.13054936]

>>13054932
Yeah, /ck/ used to be reddit as fuck before us /b/tards came along to save you from yourselves.

[Anonymous No.13054961]

>>13045337
Delete this please, English culture is very problematic and I'm not seeing any halal meat in this photo

[Anonymous No.13055285]

>>13054936
GO back

[Anonymous No.13055325]

>>13045170
>>13045170
fuck OP
I'd literally rape that, with my mouth
i'm not even fat and I want that chocolate rectangular prism dick to mouth fuck me and jizz it's gooey goodness all over me
I'd swallow every drop and gently caress it's rassberrys with my tongue
don't worry sweet treat, I will be gentle as I slowly swirl them around my mouth and let their tangy goodness slowly drip out of their spherical balls of delicious salty sweet goodness.
I can taste the bitterness exploding in my mouth and engulfing all my sensory organs as I moan in ecstasy, the wait staff alarmed I may be dying as a convulse, but it's too late... I've died.. but I died finally happy

[Anonymous No.13055633]

>>13052463
That's garnish, not toppings

[Anonymous No.13055650]

>>13045170
yum

[Anonymous No.13055656]

>>13046894
>APPLE PIE IS ENGLISH
So is taking a musket ball to the face, you crusty british fuck.

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[Anonymous No.13055897]

>>13045170
the best thing you can see, the food speaks for itself and no sauce shat all over the plate or putting buttons around the plate with a pastry bag and a bunch of random shit. shows the layers and gives you the flavor on top so you can eat with your eyes. but desserts are cheating when you plate so i'll give it that

[Anonymous No.13056136]

>>13053063
I came

[Anonymous No.13056225]

>>13052501
raw fish is healthier and tastes better
>>13052509
kek

[Anonymous No.13056232]

>>13045453
nice meme, retard

[Anonymous No.13057049]

>take well lit, well focused high definition photo of average quality food item
>OMG food porn :o :o :o

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[Anonymous No.13058765]

>>13058730