>crave spicy food all the time >asshole burning constantly Is it possible to add heat without capsaicin and preserve my precious brown star when I take a shit a day later?

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Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:23:48 2019 No.13035606 [Reply] [Original]

>crave spicy food all the time
>asshole burning constantly

Is it possible to add heat without capsaicin and preserve my precious brown star when I take a shit a day later?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:24:51 2019 No.13035614 >>13035606 Yeah, quit being a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:27:47 2019 No.13035623 >>13035614 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:32:42 2019 No.13035633 >>13035606 >mustard >wasabi You fucking dumb nigger why can't you think of the most obvious things out there. Kys. Also >>13035614

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:32:43 2019 No.13035634 >>13035606 spread some vaseline up your butt so your poop doesnt irritate your spincter,

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:32:48 2019 No.13035635 Inject some novacaine in your ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:35:48 2019 No.13035648 >>13035606 Raw garlic and raw onions can be quite a burn. Don't let them fool you, it builds up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:37:25 2019 No.13035652 >>13035606 that's the best part about spicy food though

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:39:09 2019 No.13035660 >>13035652 >deriving pleasure from mouth and asshole pain Degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:43:57 2019 No.13035681 File: 17 KB, 428x330, 1543919992183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13035606 >mouth pain good >ass pain bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:47:43 2019 No.13035692 >>13035606 Just stick with it. My pee burns when I extra indulge now but my rectum is used to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:48:44 2019 No.13035696 >>13035606 >Is it possible to add heat without capsaicin and preserve my precious brown star when I take a shit a day later? absolutely. stop using capsicin and use black pepper/peppercorns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 18:51:22 2019 No.13035706 >>13035692 >my rectum is used to it I bet it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 01:22:04 2019 No.13037160 >>13035606 One day eat so much hot stuff it kills the star nerve endings If at first you dont succed try and try again

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 01:30:44 2019 No.13037191 what if you've actually been seeking the sensation of a burning asshole? the mind works in mysterious ways op

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 01:32:54 2019 No.13037201 File: 9 KB, 225x225, BC2A06E1-CEEC-4E93-8EA0-E6E2FC3C215C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13035660 Incel

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 01:40:42 2019 No.13037229 >>13035606 Pure capsaicin on butthole to raise tolerance?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 01:42:01 2019 No.13037230 >>13037201 I've used the line.. "It's not an anyou, it's an anUS baby!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 01:46:22 2019 No.13037242 I eat hella spicy food all the time. It doesn't burn my ass or anything but my anus itches like fucking crazy. Anyone else got this problem, or did I somehow get worms or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 11:13:50 2019 No.13038406 >>13037242 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 11:17:48 2019 No.13038415 File: 74 KB, 400x400, spice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 11:18:15 2019 No.13038417 File: 82 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13037242 put a strip of clear plastic tape across your butthole when you go to sleep one night. If you wake up and have worms stuck to it you have worms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 11:18:50 2019 No.13038420 File: 73 KB, 400x400, ismylife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 11:24:58 2019 No.13038441 >>13035606 Drink lots of water while eating spicy shit. It reduces the asshole burn. It works for me when I eat chips with spicy Mexican sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 11:27:18 2019 No.13038450 Don't drink watery drinks with spicy meals, it flushes the spice straight to your butthole undigested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 11:33:41 2019 No.13038467 Don't drink water for 6 weeks.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 13:01:26 2019 No.13038726 File: 74 KB, 400x400, spice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Wed Oct 9 13:20:13 2019 No.13038802
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i had to give eating spicy stuff up as a bad job body couldn't take it anymore and i started shitting liquid napalm.

turned i had stomach ulcers and IBS or sum shit.

i have something spicy one a year now but just drink beer to numb the pain instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 13:22:35 2019 No.13038816 File: 8 KB, 480x360, 1569029348960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13038802 >bad job body

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 13:51:01 2019 No.13038962 >>13038730 >>13038726 very based and very redpilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 13:56:24 2019 No.13038991 >>13035696 >add heat >"just use black pepper bro" You have to be 18 to use this board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 16:29:21 2019 No.13039548 >>13035606 I have eaten a lot of spicy stuff and never had a 'burning asshole' like ever. Does this only happen to certain people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 16:32:49 2019 No.13039562 >>13038441 >spicy Mexican sauce Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 16:34:31 2019 No.13039569 >>13035634 this is good advice tbqh

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 18:41:56 2019 No.13040075 File: 74 KB, 400x400, spice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 19:16:30 2019 No.13040192 >>13035633 What the fuck is mustard supposed to be hot? It always tastes bitter as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 19:30:52 2019 No.13040253 >>13038991 I'm sorry you're so poor that you've never used fresh ground peppercorns and only use preground shit from shakers.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 00:14:40 2019 No.13041508 >>13035606 stomach cannula

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 00:18:08 2019 No.13041518 >>13040436 >>13040442 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 00:20:04 2019 No.13041526 >>13040192 It really depends on the type of mustard, try a polish style mustard

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 00:40:23 2019 No.13041593 >>13035606 there is an indian proverb that goes: good food burns four times, first for the cook when he's making it, then the diner when they're eating it, and then the next day, then lastly in the pit digger's nose

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 02:54:36 2019 No.13041847 >>13035606 If you were a real spicy food addict, the spice would have tanned your anus to a fine leather and you wouldn't feel a thing.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 14:22:26 2019 No.13043525 >>13040253 >he thinks buying peppercorns indicates he's wealthy Poorfag cope

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 14:26:54 2019 No.13043537 >>13043021 >>13043023 based

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 14:33:53 2019 No.13043565 >>13043552 >>13043556 based

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 14:59:36 2019 No.13043671 >>13043653 >>13043661 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 15:13:27 2019 No.13043725 >>13043525 At least I'm not so retarded that I don't know what they taste like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 15:14:55 2019 No.13043729 what's triggering the jannie so hard itt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 15:17:09 2019 No.13043737 Horseradish Wasabi Mustard Black pepper Szechuan pepper Ginger Nasturtium

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 15:18:08 2019 No.13043741 >>13043729 someone probably said the n word or called him fat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 15:21:58 2019 No.13043753 >>13035635 And enjoy sharting like an american.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 15:23:33 2019 No.13043758 >>13043729 soyboy posting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 15:28:44 2019 No.13043784 >>13043758 kek jannie confirmed obese hot sauce collector

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 15:48:18 2019 No.13043842 >>13043823 >>13043825 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:00:47 2019 No.13043897 >>13038417 what if you fart? you'll explode

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 16:02:50 2019 No.13043902 >>13043737 >Horseradish THIS. And cut back on the heat for a few weeks so your tastebuds go back to normal.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:17:42 2019 No.13044132 >>13044124 >>13044129 based

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 20:10:51 2019 No.13044729 >>13044559 >>13044562 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 22:11:50 2019 No.13045138 >>13041526 >try a polish style mustard Why would I want a mustard whose main attributes are mediocrity and high alcohol content?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 22:16:18 2019 No.13045152 >>13044559 >>13044562 Mods seething. Based as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 22:23:21 2019 No.13045176 >>13044559 >>13044562 this looks hilarious on a tablet

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 06:04:55 2019 No.13046568 >>13035606 Line your ass with butter before taking a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 06:05:25 2019 No.13046570 >>13035606

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 06:06:44 2019 No.13046571 >>13046568 Lining actually works, except use Vaseline.

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 06:09:07 2019 No.13046576

>>13038991
>Piperine, along with its isomer chavicine, is the alkaloid responsible for the pungency of black pepper
If you don't think black pepper can be spicy then you're using old preground shit or just not using enough of the fresh stuff.

>>13040192
It is a little bitter but some mustard can be pretty hot. It ends up burning your sinuses more than your mouth though. Most obvious if you can get some dry ground mustard seed, and add a bit of water then use some of it right away.

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 06:13:26 2019 No.13046587

I purposefully eat the strongest peppers I can find with every meal as a defensive measure against anal rape. Should an assailant try to violate my buttocks, there will be a high enough concentration of capsaisin in my rectum to make the assailant's bellend feel like he had stuck it inside a hot chili pepper, thus incapacitating him and allowing me to flee. I call this technique "the hive of the fire ants".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 06:51:11 2019 No.13046673 Just enjoy the prostate and ass cancer you’ll get when you’re 50 from the blowout of spicy foods everyday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 07:56:02 2019 No.13046817 >>13046587 Based and red hot chili pilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 08:32:28 2019 No.13046919 >>13046587 >Assailant puts on a condom What now fucker?

Anonymous Fri Oct 11 09:17:58 2019 No.13047043

>>13035606
So long as your internal flora is healthy (and used to it, I guess) you should be able to process most of the hot stuff. You won't be invincible but you should be able to eat something spicy without it coming back to kick your ass a second time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 09:32:19 2019 No.13047081 >>13035606 Horseradish will give you a burn without as much asshole torment. You can also take psyllium husks/metamucil as no-wipers won’t burn you out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 09:35:44 2019 No.13047091 >>13046919 Kick him in the nuts while he’s trying to figure out which way to roll it on

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 09:58:50 2019 No.13047176 >>13046919 Relax and enjoy the ride.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:10:03 2019 No.13047214 >>13047091 It's spray on latex. >>13047176 You think you know ass pain just because of a few spicy session?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 10:53:24 2019 No.13047328 Have you tried not being a baby-boy?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 13:07:11 2019 No.13047817 >>13047758 >>13047761 based

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 14:21:28 2019 No.13048135 >>13048131 >>13048132 based

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