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>crave spicy food all the time
>asshole burning constantly

Is it possible to add heat without capsaicin and preserve my precious brown star when I take a shit a day later?

>> No.13035614

>>13035606
Yeah, quit being a faggot.

>> No.13035623

>>13035614
fpbp

>> No.13035633

>>13035606
>mustard
>wasabi
You fucking dumb nigger why can't you think of the most obvious things out there. Kys.

Also >>13035614

>> No.13035634

>>13035606
spread some vaseline up your butt so your poop doesnt irritate your spincter,

>> No.13035635

Inject some novacaine in your ass

>> No.13035648

>>13035606
Raw garlic and raw onions can be quite a burn. Don't let them fool you, it builds up.

>> No.13035652

>>13035606
that's the best part about spicy food though

>> No.13035660

>>13035652
>deriving pleasure from mouth and asshole pain
Degenerate.

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>>13035606
>mouth pain good
>ass pain bad

>> No.13035692

>>13035606
Just stick with it. My pee burns when I extra indulge now but my rectum is used to it.

>> No.13035696

>>13035606
>Is it possible to add heat without capsaicin and preserve my precious brown star when I take a shit a day later?
absolutely.
stop using capsicin and use black pepper/peppercorns.

>> No.13035706

>>13035692
>my rectum is used to it
I bet it is.

>> No.13037160

>>13035606
One day eat so much hot stuff it kills the star nerve endings
If at first you dont succed try and try again

>> No.13037191

what if you've actually been seeking the sensation of a burning asshole? the mind works in mysterious ways op

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>>13035660
Incel

>> No.13037229

>>13035606
Pure capsaicin on butthole to raise tolerance?

>> No.13037230

>>13037201

I've used the line.. "It's not an anyou, it's an anUS baby!"

>> No.13037242

I eat hella spicy food all the time. It doesn't burn my ass or anything but my anus itches like fucking crazy.
Anyone else got this problem, or did I somehow get worms or some shit?

>> No.13038406

>>13037242
yes

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>>13037242
put a strip of clear plastic tape across your butthole when you go to sleep one night.
If you wake up and have worms stuck to it you have worms.

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>> No.13038441

>>13035606
Drink lots of water while eating spicy shit. It reduces the asshole burn.
It works for me when I eat chips with spicy Mexican sauce.

>> No.13038450

Don't drink watery drinks with spicy meals, it flushes the spice straight to your butthole undigested.

>> No.13038467

Don't drink water for 6 weeks.

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i had to give eating spicy stuff up as a bad job body couldn't take it anymore and i started shitting liquid napalm.

turned i had stomach ulcers and IBS or sum shit.

i have something spicy one a year now but just drink beer to numb the pain instead

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>>13038802
>bad job body

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>>13038730
>>13038726
very based and very redpilled

>> No.13038991

>>13035696
>add heat
>"just use black pepper bro"
You have to be 18 to use this board.

>> No.13039548

>>13035606
I have eaten a lot of spicy stuff and never had a 'burning asshole' like ever. Does this only happen to certain people?

>> No.13039562

>>13038441
>spicy Mexican sauce
Kek

>> No.13039569

>>13035634
this is good advice tbqh

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>> No.13040192

>>13035633
What the fuck is mustard supposed to be hot? It always tastes bitter as fuck.

>> No.13040253

>>13038991
I'm sorry you're so poor that you've never used fresh ground peppercorns and only use preground shit from shakers.

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>> No.13041508

>>13035606
stomach cannula

>> No.13041518

>>13040436
>>13040442
based

>> No.13041526

>>13040192
It really depends on the type of mustard, try a polish style mustard

>> No.13041593

>>13035606
there is an indian proverb that goes: good food burns four times, first for the cook when he's making it, then the diner when they're eating it, and then the next day, then lastly in the pit digger's nose

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>> No.13041847

>>13035606
If you were a real spicy food addict, the spice would have tanned your anus to a fine leather and you wouldn't feel a thing.

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>> No.13043525

>>13040253
>he thinks buying peppercorns indicates he's wealthy
Poorfag cope

>> No.13043537

>>13043021
>>13043023
based

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>> No.13043565

>>13043552
>>13043556
based

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>> No.13043671

>>13043653
>>13043661
based

>> No.13043725

>>13043525
At least I'm not so retarded that I don't know what they taste like.

>> No.13043729

what's triggering the jannie so hard itt?

>> No.13043737

Horseradish
Wasabi
Mustard
Black pepper
Szechuan pepper
Ginger
Nasturtium

>> No.13043741

>>13043729
someone probably said the n word or called him fat

>> No.13043753

>>13035635
And enjoy sharting like an american.

>> No.13043758

>>13043729
soyboy posting

>> No.13043784

>>13043758
kek jannie confirmed obese hot sauce collector

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>> No.13043842

>>13043823
>>13043825
based

>> No.13043897

>>13038417
what if you fart? you'll explode

>> No.13043902

>>13043737
>Horseradish
THIS. And cut back on the heat for a few weeks so your tastebuds go back to normal.

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>> No.13044132

>>13044124
>>13044129
based

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>> No.13044729

>>13044559
>>13044562
based

>> No.13045138

>>13041526
>try a polish style mustard
Why would I want a mustard whose main attributes are mediocrity and high alcohol content?

>> No.13045152

>>13044559
>>13044562
Mods seething. Based as fuck

>> No.13045176

>>13044559
>>13044562
this looks hilarious on a tablet

>> No.13046568

>>13035606
Line your ass with butter before taking a shit.

>> No.13046570 [DELETED] 

>>13035606

>> No.13046571

>>13046568
Lining actually works, except use Vaseline.

>> No.13046576

>>13038991
>Piperine, along with its isomer chavicine, is the alkaloid responsible for the pungency of black pepper
If you don't think black pepper can be spicy then you're using old preground shit or just not using enough of the fresh stuff.

>>13040192
It is a little bitter but some mustard can be pretty hot. It ends up burning your sinuses more than your mouth though. Most obvious if you can get some dry ground mustard seed, and add a bit of water then use some of it right away.

>> No.13046587

I purposefully eat the strongest peppers I can find with every meal as a defensive measure against anal rape. Should an assailant try to violate my buttocks, there will be a high enough concentration of capsaisin in my rectum to make the assailant's bellend feel like he had stuck it inside a hot chili pepper, thus incapacitating him and allowing me to flee. I call this technique "the hive of the fire ants".

>> No.13046673

Just enjoy the prostate and ass cancer you’ll get when you’re 50 from the blowout of spicy foods everyday.

>> No.13046817

>>13046587
Based and red hot chili pilled

>> No.13046919

>>13046587
>Assailant puts on a condom
What now fucker?

>> No.13047043

>>13035606
So long as your internal flora is healthy (and used to it, I guess) you should be able to process most of the hot stuff. You won't be invincible but you should be able to eat something spicy without it coming back to kick your ass a second time.

>> No.13047081

>>13035606
Horseradish will give you a burn without as much asshole torment. You can also take psyllium husks/metamucil as no-wipers won’t burn you out.

>> No.13047091

>>13046919
Kick him in the nuts while he’s trying to figure out which way to roll it on

>> No.13047176

>>13046919
Relax and enjoy the ride.

>> No.13047214

>>13047091
It's spray on latex.
>>13047176
You think you know ass pain just because of a few spicy session?

>> No.13047328

Have you tried not being a baby-boy?

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>>13047758
>>13047761
based

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>> No.13048135

>>13048131
>>13048132
based

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