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Bros... I think I have an addiction to watching videos of cute girls eat food. Is there something wrong with me?

>> No.13035048

I think you're fucking retarded and this doesn't need to be a thread you dumb cumbrain.

>> No.13035058

>>13035041
>Is there something wrong with me?
Yeah. You need to get laid.

>> No.13035061
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>>13035041

>> No.13035063

>>13035041
If you think that girl is cute, yes.

>> No.13035073

>>13035063
This. She looks like typical brown ghetto trash with 25 layers of makeup

>> No.13035094

>>13035063
>>13035073
She is an objective 8/10. Meanwhile you niggas are most likely average and will marry a 4/10 woman.

>> No.13035103
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time to level up, my man

>> No.13035112

Just stop being bored as fuck.

>> No.13035113

>>13035094
I don't even have high standards, dude. I'm not saying that I wouldn't fuck her, but she is NOT an 8/10. I live in philly and can drive through any puerto-rican neighborhood and find at least 50 chicks who look just like her.

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>> No.13035120

>girl

>> No.13035126

>>13035094
I'm well below average, and do not judge prospective partners based on their appearance. Their skills, personality, and personal hygiene (in that order) are the only criteria I pay close attention to. This does not mean I am incapable of distinguishing beauty when I see it.

>> No.13035137

>>13035126
kek, in what way do you gauge someone's skills?

>> No.13035145
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>>13035041
yes, everything is wrong with you since the best muk bangs are made by men.

let me recomend you some mukbangers

ken domik's limited series of mukbangs are good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deXh9kSV_lE

steven sushi, the man who makes rough love to pizzas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VriakId3mz4

Nikocado avocado, a drama queer that has 3 channels, yet I like it for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpBhJCOhgM

good eating asmr, a black guy with a lovely smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6GnkHtBoPs

EAT SOMETHN BITCH!, rdr food reviews can be cringey but his mukbang game is above average

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6b7PsT8L1U

banzz, a legend among his fellow koreans.
one of the originals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2uQN45zp8U

>> No.13035151

>>13035137
By both range and quality of their practical abilities. This takes time to observe, obviously. A lot of people actually brag about being unable to cook/sew/fix cars, so you can rule those ones out very quickly.

>> No.13035156
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>>13035145
>unironically recommending nikofago

>> No.13035296

>>13035151
are you a broad?
what type of guy wants a woman who can fix cars

>> No.13035309

>>13035041

No, you're simply indulging in the fundamental sins of lust and gluttony, which tempt all men perpetually.

>> No.13035311

>>13035041
you're lonely?

>> No.13036203

>>13035115
Big crab

>> No.13036490

>>13035296
capable women are hot
you are a faggot clearly

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>>13036490
This. My girlfriend is hot and skilled in her own ways, but if she could replace an alternator out of a car, she'd make my cock even more hard.

>> No.13036939

>>13035041
Yes, it's basically 60% of what I jerk off to
also the girls are chubby or fat

>> No.13036958

>>13035041
I dont have that problem, but looking to develop that problem

>> No.13036974

>>13035041
haha do u guys ever imagine that she's 100x larger than you and instead of the delicius food she eats she's actually eating you? haha that would be weird haha

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>>13035094
Is this the arbys thread?

>> No.13037597

>>13035145
i think you're just legitimately and unironically gay dude.

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>>13035103
>two-armed Ja/ck/
What a glorious era, lads

>> No.13037632

>>13036974
lol i do. and then i imagine that her body doesn't digest me properly and i end up alive in one piece in her small, then large intestines yet i become immobile as sticky, digested food bits begin to be packed all around me. finally i am fully trapped inside a giant poop inside her butt and eventually i am pooped out into a bowl where she watches as im forced to eat my way out of her giant turd. once i finally free myself, she picks me up and swallows me again as i cry out, "oh no! here i go again!"

its so silly xD makes me laugh every time!

>> No.13037644

>>13037107
is she naturally able to widen one eye like that, or are there cosmetics to do that?

>> No.13037650

>>13037644
Contact lens.

>> No.13037687

Der ewige coomer

>> No.13037692

>>13035115
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>> No.13037695

>>13037644
circle lenses and contrasting makeup to make her eyes seem bigger

>> No.13037730

>>13035041

Yeah grow up and stop indulging in the sin of gluttony vicariously.

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>>13035041
>Is there something wrong with me?
You're a hardcore zoomer

>> No.13037734

>>13035041
>enabling the laziest form of """""""""content creation"""""""" ever

unironically KYS

>> No.13037770

>>13035112
This. How empty is your life that you are willing to waste hours of it just watching videos of strangers eating