Impossible Food

[Anonymous No.13030604]

It should not be legal to call your product "chicken" if it does not contain chicken.

[Anonymous No.13030607]

>>13030604
We let them get away with the name "hot dogs" a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.13030621]

>>13030604
Waaaaaaahhh waaaaahhh

[Anonymous No.13030623]

It should use the same laws that applies to cheese

[Anonymous No.13030627]

>>13030621
If I buy a product labelled as chicken but it doesn't contain chicken then it has been mis-sold.

[Anonymous No.13030628]

stop complaining

[Anonymous No.13030643]

>>13030627
Many products are sold with a word in the name that denotes it is similar to another product. You’re one of the brainlets that the dairy industry said would be “confused” by coconut milk, aren’t you?

[Anonymous No.13030656]

>>13030604
Uh, never thought I'd see the FDA shit post on here.

[Anonymous No.13030665]

>>13030643
If you purchased a product called chicken online and pic related arrived. It would ruin your roast dinner.

It should be called "Chicken Shaped Imitation meat" or something similar.

[Anonymous No.13030670]

If I sculpt a can of SPAM into the shape of a lobster can I sell that product as "Lobster"?

[Anonymous No.13030673]

This tastes nothing like rabbit.

[Anonymous No.13030677]

>>13030673
it is clearly labelled "milk chocolate bunny". As should imitation chicken.

[Anonymous No.13030681]

>>13030673
Calling your product "Beyond Fried Chicken" is not clear enough for the average consumer. Especially with the mislead logo design KFC have chosen to use.

[Anonymous No.13030696]

I would also a accept the label "DOES NOT CONTAIN MEAT" to be placed on the front of the product.

[Anonymous No.13030713]

[Anonymous No.13030728]

>>13030713
If I sold a vegan an "Avocado" made from beef, they'd have a fit.

Equality and Diversity.

Label the "meat"

[Anonymous No.13030730]

Are meatfags really this stupid?

[Anonymous No.13030758]

>>13030673
Bet there isnt even any fucking Dove meat in it

[Anonymous No.13030765]

>>13030677
>>13030681
BEYOND is an acronym.

>Begin
>Eating
>Your
>Organic
>Non-Meat
>Dinner

[Anonymous No.13030781]

>>13030765
I could not get this information from looking at the packaging.

[Anonymous No.13030785]

This label is acceptable: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/Beyond_Burger_packaging.png

All imitation meat products should follow this labelling scheme.

[Anonymous No.13030788]

>>13030713
Why do Caucasians do this?

[Anonymous No.13030802]

>>13030765
So is IMPOSSIBLE.

>Imitation
>Meat
>Proves
>Our
>Superiority
>Since
>It's
>Been
>Labeled
>Ethical

[Anonymous No.13030804]

I can't believe I didn't realize I was on a website with a bunch of retards before this thread.

Maybe that makes me the biggest retard of all.

[Anonymous No.13030839]

>>13030607
Yeah, there's barely any dog in those anymore.

[Anonymous No.13030934]

>>13030730
No, they just let their anger towards veganism becoming bigger affect their thought process.

[Anonymous No.13030942]

>>13030728
What if you labeled it "avacowdo"?

[Anonymous No.13030965]

>>13030934
Which is hilarious

[Anonymous No.13030978]

>>13030942
That'd be fine and hilarious. I think meatcucks are the only ones that actually get confused with labeling, because vegans are used to reading what's actually in their food. Before I was vegan I didn't really give a shit as long as it tasted good. I'm continually surprised today at just how many people don't even bother to read ingredient labels.

[bruce No.13030998]

>>13030607
Don't even get me started on Girl Scout cookies.

[Anonymous No.13031045]

>>13030713
I do all those and eat meat. I don't value non- human life so I'm already a head of that fag when it comes to reducing unnecessary suffering.

[Anonymous No.13031056]

>>13030934
Yeah, everybody's up in arms over you soyboys eating trash. For sure.

[Anonymous No.13031355]

>>13030934

[Anonymous No.13031360]

>>13031355
He's right though

[Anonymous No.13031370]

>>13030604
dilate tranny corporations can do what they want

[Anonymous No.13031377]

>>13030623
That fucker doesn't even call itself cheese. Look at the packaging. There's a small font thing at the bottom that mentions cheese once and calls itself a prepared cheese product. They don't want a lawsuit, they even used a similar color to the background.

[Anonymous No.13031409]

>>13030604
peanut
butter

[Anonymous No.13031443]

>>13031360
pretty confident use of a pronoun my friend

[Anonymous No.13031476]

>>13031409
Your ignorance of the english language and defaulting to butter being dairy product is your own problem. Butter has been used to describe everything from cheese to stuff that comes out of rocks.

[Anonymous No.13031488]

>>13030604
Wait beyond KFC ended up being an actual thing? Lmao

[Anonymous No.13031490]

>>13030604
>vegans don't like meat
>try to imitate it anyways
Why do they do this?

[Anonymous No.13031503]

>>13031490
A lot of them are all about being against animal cruelty, not actually disliking the taste of meat.

[Anonymous No.13031744]

>>13031360
DID YOU JUST DEAD NAME XIRS GENDER

[Anonymous No.13031748]

What's inside it? Soy?

[Anonymous No.13031900]

>>13031443
underrated

[Anonymous No.13031915]

>>13031503
Get out of here with your facts.

[Anonymous No.13031927]

>>13030665
"Beyond Chicken" isn't good enough?

[Anonymous No.13031982]

>>13030604
>*Mechanically separated chicken product*
>NOW MELTS!

[Anonymous No.13031994]

>>13031360
>He

[Anonymous No.13031997]

>>13031927
That's not what the OP image shows. It just shows stylized, bold, and black Fried Chicken. The Beyond is in white and green separate in the background like a brandname, wait, it is isn't it?

Basically a lot of companies are predatory feeding off of people who are either stupid, or simply in a hurry, misrepresenting or mislabeling products.

[Anonymous No.13032013]

They put that dog shit beyond shit in the meat section at my local grocery store so I asked the butcher stocking the cooler why I'm looking at pea paste under a giant sign that says "beef" and he just walked off. They really are pushing the whole don't eat meat to save the environment because niggers in Africa are going to overpopulate the earth.

[Anonymous No.13032045]

>>13032013
You’re probably a real fat fucking munter which is why he walked away

I can only imagine how fat smelly and greasy the average american is and how you all waddle towards a jobsman to complain about not having enough processed cheese curds while spitting out the food you didn’t floss out from last week

Fat fucks

[Anonymous No.13032051]

>>13031997
Shut the fuck up, retard. Nobody is stupid enough to pay twice as much for fake meat.

[Anonymous No.13032102]

>>13032051
Saying it's okay to allow truth in advertising infringements makes you the retard. Nice little inability to see long term ramifications of them being allowed to do this.

[Anonymous No.13032831]

>>13031997
>everything must be explained in detail to me because I'm an imperceptive idiot
you are everything wrong with the world

[Anonymous No.13032870]

Lmao carnies are so fucking sensitive. Go cry somewhere else, nobody gives a shit about shitty fried chicken vs shitty fried chick'n

[Anonymous No.13032911]

>>13030604
Isn't it actually illegal in the EU? I vaguely remember a thread here about ice cream no longer being allowed to be called ice cream if they don't contain cream.

[Anonymous No.13032982]

>>13031748
Glysophate

[Anonymous No.13032999]

>>13030604
That isn't called chicken. First it uses a modifier (beyond) which directly indicates it is something other. Then it uses a twist on familiar branding (Kentucky Fried Miracle) to imply the same. Only people devoid of reading comprehension would believe this to be chicken. Those people don't deserve to eat anything at all and we would all be better off if they were processed into pet food.

[Anonymous No.13033041]

>>13030604
But it's called "beyond chicke"

[Anonymous No.13033062]

Imagine the impotent rage this seething retard must experience on a daily basis to actively think and be bothered about this so much that he had to come here to cry about it. Fucking hell man, get it together

[Anonymous No.13033068]

>>13030604
Sure.
Same about the infamous "[size=3]You won't believe it's not[/size] Butter", innit.

[Anonymous No.13033071]

>>13030604
I think they can get away with it because they use chicken as part of their brand

[Anonymous No.13033076]

>>13030713
Guess Falafel's and Spirulina's suffering is ethically and logically consistent with that person.

[Anonymous No.13033082]

>>13033071
Kentucky Fried Soy-based Meat Supplement Flavoured Vegetable Sponge (formerly Chicken) - Finger Lickin' Good!

[Anonymous No.13033242]

>>13030934
Every time a vegan dies of Malnourishment I'm getting less and less sad about it. Wonder why that is lol.

[Anonymous No.13033255]

>>13032045
To an anorexic, everyone is "fat."

[Anonymous No.13033641]

wtf bros...

[Anonymous No.13033651]

>>13030765
>>13030802
Facebook-tier cringe

[Anonymous No.13033655]

>>13030643
>You’re one of the brainlets that the dairy industry said would be “confused” by coconut milk
Shaved coconut + cow's milk is delicious and you'd know it too if the name wasn't slurred with THAT trash.

[Anonymous No.13033665]

>>13032013
This is illegal, they do have to change that.

[Anonymous No.13033672]

>>13032999
Never in my life have I read the KFC packaging to determine if it actually contains chicken. I go to the chicken shop, I buy my chicken, I eat my chicken.

[Anonymous No.13033696]

>>13030604
>>13030681
>start out saying that it should simply not be called chicken
>move to goalposts to admit that you're to retarded to understand the word 'beyond'
What did you mean by this OP?

[Anonymous No.13033740]

>>13032102
Beyond Chicken ≠ chicken.

I can infer what Beyond means. Hurr Durr.

[Anonymous No.13033744]

>>13032911
Yeah eu is pretty strict, especially countries like Germany.
For example you are not allowed to call pringles chips because they are made out of powder and not actual potatoes

[Anonymous No.13033752]

>>13033696
>Vegan mental gymnastics.

It's always the same. Sane people can only imagine what goes on in these confused minds..

[Anonymous No.13033753]

>>13033242
Because you're a mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.13033765]

>>13033752
>implying I'm a vegan
The shit should simply not be called chicken. Even if you call it NOTchicken some retard like OP would manage to eat it by mistake.

[Anonymous No.13033780]

>>13033765
I'm with OP on this one. It appears (((they))) are going to start making tofu slop soy food and just start calling it "beef" "chicken" etc..

We won't know it's the fake stuff until we actually take a bite and die or just get extremely sick like most vegans.

[Anonymous No.13033787]

>>13033780
Are you actually illiterate? Reread my post faggot. Especially the first sentence.

[Anonymous No.13033808]

>>13033780
Eh. It’s labeled Beyond like burgers and etc., and information is distributed easily enough in this day and age that the average person will probably look at it and either know or ask what it is. I’m sure when these things are first released there will be signs in the shop letting people know they’re vegan. Or vegetarian, whatever they are. I’m also sure that there will be morons who buy it anyway, just like there will be people selling it who accidentally give out real nuggets like what happened with the burgers.

[Anonymous No.13033855]

>>13033787
>>13033808
This is just the beginning, the foot in the door. We let it in, and eventually the "beyond" shit will be all that's there and the meat will disappear off the shelves. We're on the way to that with milk now, where half the "milk" is not milk, but soy and whatever milk..

[Anonymous No.13033862]

>>13030604
Why? It's not tricking anyone or attempting to.

[Anonymous No.13033895]

>>13033855
And what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.13033901]

>>13033862
>Literally call it "chicken."
>Beyond meat literally using the term "meat"
>Placing the tofu slop product in the real meat section.

Like replacing the white race with niggers, they are also replacing real meat with this vegetable sludge product for the retarded masses.

[Anonymous No.13033907]

>>13033895
If you're a sickly vegan to begin with, I guess there's no problem from your perspective.

I'll have a problem when the meat is gone, because then I'll be forced into your retardo cult.

[Anonymous No.13033913]

>>13030804

T. Firstdayhere

[Anonymous No.13033916]

>>13030978

I'll take sweeping generalizations for 100, alex

[Anonymous No.13033917]

>>13033855
>The shit should simply not be called chicken
This is the line I'm referring to you illiterate tool.

[Anonymous No.13033923]

>>13033672

And you can still do this? I'm fairly sure KFC isnt going to sell you imitation plant matter when you want some freshly killed poultry.

[Anonymous No.13033924]

>>13033780
>When I go to KFC I expect to get a healthy, nutritionally complete meal!
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.13033942]

>>13033923
I'm pretty sure I order menu items and none of them specifically contain the word chicken. Even when I only want chicken I order a '3 piece feed' and to receive 3 pieces of chicken.
Context is relevant. A man in a chicken shop wants chicken. Don't call the fake stuff chicken. Don't put it in the chicken shelf or otherwise mix it in with chicken. Otherwise you're hoping that I'll buy it by accident.
Whatever, it's irrelevant anyway. I'm not American, we have strong consumer protection laws here. Scissors are not a way to cut my bills in half.

[Anonymous No.13033984]

>>13033942

That's just bad consumer practices, ever heard of the old saying "Buyer Beware"?

[Anonymous No.13033987]

>>13033901
Nice bait. This is the last (you) you're getting from me.

[Anonymous No.13033999]

>>13031355
god i hate how injected politics are and how i need to be forced into said politics.
>YOU FWUKIN BENCHSWITTER

[Anonymous No.13034071]

>>13033917
Are you on my side or are you a fucking retard vegan?

[Anonymous No.13034085]

>>13033924
>Vegan gaslighting...

Ultimately the jokes on you nigger. I hope you can afford the bills for your vegan dentist.

[Anonymous No.13034093]

>>13034071
minus the vegan shit, not a bad final resting spot.

[Anonymous No.13034095]

>>13030628
>soy free
are you retarded anon

[Anonymous No.13034110]

>>13030670
No, you could sell it as a Beyond Lobster though.

[Anonymous No.13034111]

What are the benefits of pseudo-meat over your local butcher’s meat? It isn’t even a good vegan option since it’s on the same grill as the actual patties, it isn’t vegetarian because of the cooking oil, it isn’t vegan because of the cheese, it’s grosser and more processed than real meat...
What is the purpose? Moralfag shit?

[Anonymous No.13034129]

>>13034111
Joey Cuckstrong himself, indirectly admits that ultra-processed veganslop "burgers" are awful for human health, but the fake meat burgers are "great for Veganism" for many reasons, such as making it easier to go vegan, and providing more 'options' for vegans when going out. (For example a vegan now doesn't have to decline an invitation to bk because she can eat vegan while his friends eat meat)

Carbstong is right and refreshingly honest in his assessment. He doesn't give a fuck if the noburgers enhance the cancer risk, vegan advocates will just downplay or deny that.

[Anonymous No.13034138]

>>13030802
I'd rather have unethical imitation meat. Maybe made with black beans.

[Anonymous No.13034144]

>>13034085
you know I went hunting for the first time this fall
felt pretty brutal, but ultimately I feel much more ethical eating this wild game than anything from the supermarket
same with fish I've caught

[Anonymous No.13034159]

>>13030604
It's called "beyond fried chicken". It's not implied that this is chicken.

[Anonymous No.13034168]

This is like a parody in a dystopian science fiction movie from the 80ies

[Anonymous No.13034176]

>>13034168
I think you mean the 70s
and don't forget: you're not a good environmentalist unless you support eating dead people to reduce the climate impact of farming

[Anonymous No.13034181]

>>13034159
>In the name is literally FRIED CHICKEN.
>Not trying to pretend it's chicken

>>13034168
This was all explained (by the Freemason Lord Birkinhead) with 100% candor and honesty

(Telling us the rabble would be eating bugs and chemical food, while the elite eat the finest raw meats, cheese etc)

It's all happening exactly as Lord Birkinhead explained....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ2rO7Ok9K0&app=desktop

Everything the Freemasons say after Birkinhead (Greta, WHO, Al Gore etc) will just be 100% lies, told for the purpose of carrying out the Birkinhead plans.

[Anonymous No.13034191]

>>13030673
Unrelated, but rabbit is fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.13034205]

>>13034181
>In the name is literally FRIED CHICKEN.
It's literally not.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.13034226]

>>13034205
I tip my kippah to you for the skilled gaslighting lol.

I admit if I wasn't immune to bait by now I would be seething!

[Anonymous No.13034242]

>>13030604
Who gives a fuck?

[Anonymous No.13034255]

>>13030713
what a faggot

[Anonymous No.13034503]

OP here again, I'm glad some sane people have posted in the thread and realise the issue with the naming convention and logo design.

The average consumer should not be expected to research a ready made meal before purchasing it. The text should be clear and concise.

If your product does not contain meat, it should be labelled as such.

[Anonymous No.13034517]

It should be titled "Beyond Fried Artificial Chicken [PLANT-BASED]"

[Anonymous No.13034687]

>>13033672
You have never in your life read what you are ordering. You just stand there and say "I'll have the third item down on the menu, four across," assuming that it is some sort of chicken.

[Anonymous No.13034806]

>>13034503
There is a lot worse with the labeling laws in the US than worrying about whether some retard is too stupid to realize the "beyond" means it's not chicken. Hell even most of the fresh pork and poultry in the US aren't the real thing since they're injected with a 10%-20% chemical solution, yet that only appears in microscopic fine print while it says in bold "all natural, minimally processed."
>NOW MELTS!

[Anonymous No.13034811]

>>13034226
I can cherry pick images to suit my agenda too anon. Learn how to actually argue.

[Anonymous No.13034817]

>>13034085
I think I'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.13034826]

>>13034071
Those news stories are hilarious and ignore the vegans that actually did it and all the non-vegans that die each year as well.

[Anonymous No.13034981]

>>13034181
Don't be an idiot. "I can't believe it's not butter" isn't butter.

[Anonymous No.13035008]

Goodnight vegans, I hope you don't die of Malnourished vegan syndrome in the next 24 hours....

[Anonymous No.13035011]

>>13030728
>vegans whine about dumb stuff and therefore I should too
Anti-vegans are even more pathetic as vegans. At least vegans cry about things that offend them, even if those things are retarded. Anti-vegans cry just because the vegans are crying. Infants and toddlers do the same thing when they hear another baby crying.

[Anonymous No.13035075]

>>13031360
Map out the logic for me.

[Anonymous No.13035107]

>>13035011
>Another vegan melts down...

[Anonymous No.13035125]

>>13034503
>PLEEZE POLICE MY STUPIDITY!!!

[Anonymous No.13035432]

>>13030713

Hey, at least my values include modesty and humility.

[Anonymous No.13035506]

>>13034687
Have you ever been to KFC? every option is chicken. Yes I've done that. They also have pictures. Looks just like the imitation chicken in OPs pic.

[Anonymous No.13035699]

>>13035506
Based illiterate. What's currently the best text to sound translation software?

[Anonymous No.13035749]

>>13031490
It's not about eating veggies, it's about making others eat veggies.

[Anonymous No.13035845]

>>13035011
Carnists literally btfo!

[Anonymous No.13035854]

>>13034806
>Hell even most of the fresh pork and poultry in the US aren't the real thing since they're injected with a 10%-20% chemical solution
They basically brine it, don't be so dramatic. Sometimes additional binding agents are also used to prevent moisture loss from the chicken, but it's usually based on natural shit like seaweed. Jesus, they've been doing this shit since the 70's and it's well regulated.

Tired of you hysterical faggots that think you're special because you latch onto media hype and paranoid know-nothing retards.

[Anonymous No.13035867]

>>13034095
you can't milk an almond

[Anonymous No.13035877]

>>13030628
Almond Milk has literaly been called Almond Milk for centuries, if not a Milennia or longer.
The term “Milk” has been a generic term for a white creamy liquid for centuries as well.
Stop being an uneducated plebeian.

[Anonymous No.13035912]

>>13030942
nah, the correct comparison to op image would be
>(white text on colored background) Extreme
>(large black font) Avocado

[Anonymous No.13035961]

>>13035854
Tell me, what product do you use to remove the boot polish from your tongue?

[Anonymous No.13036297]

>>13035877
Then how come almondmilk has to be printed as one word?
Checkmate, atheists.

[Anonymous No.13036502]

Now that I think about it, the average dad probably doesnt know about beyond meat.

[Anonymous No.13036509]

Its hilarious that leftists think GMOs should need labels or be banned yet lies like this are lauded

[Anonymous No.13036564]

>>13031377
It's the law numbnuts they would call it cheese if they could.

[Ranch Dressing No.13036636]

>>13036502
So how do we reach this untapped market?

[Anonymous No.13037433]

>>13036636
Beyond Grill

[Anonymous No.13039027]

>>13036509
GMO is designed to genocide sheepeople

[Anonymous No.13039056]

>>13036509
>Its hilarious that leftists think GMOs should need labels or be banned yet lies like this are lauded
Correction - leftists want GMOs labelled and crap like this labelled too.

At this point, we should take "beyond X" and "impossible X" to mean "totally not X, but pretending to be" as a form of labelling. And we need to fight for proper label at some point.

[Anonymous No.13039057]

It should not be legal to get this assblasted about people not wanting to eat meat

[Anonymous No.13039063]

>>13039056
>And we need to fight for proper label at some point.
Let's go, Reddit!

[Anonymous No.13039592]

>>13039057
vegeniggers are 1st ones in being assblasted about normal people

[Anonymous No.13039630]

do americans really not understand what the word 'beyond' means?

[Anonymous No.13039743]

And here I thought the stupidly overpriced Famous Star that never gets ordered at my local Carl's Jr. was boasting grass fed meat or something equally retarded by being labeled Beyond. No wonder it's failing.

[Anonymous No.13040219]

>>13039630
Americans are committed to the belief that only meat counts as food. Anything else is a commie plot to poison them.

[Anonymous No.13041128]

>>13040219
That's true though

[Anonymous No.13041245]

>>13030673
>>13030677
>milk chocolate bunnies should taste like chicken
Fucking retards

[Anonymous No.13042222]

>>13035075
All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing.

[Anonymous No.13042226]

American here. Didn't know the word beyond til today.

[Anonymous No.13042575]

>>13036564
Are you retarded? That was his point

[Anonymous No.13042935]

>>13030604
What about "I can't believe it's not butter"? This is slightly worse, but only slightly. The US leans towards free speech over highly interventionist advertising regulation.

If you don't like free speech, move to the EU ... we're pretty close to banning burger/sausage for vegan products, let alone chicken.

[Anonymous No.13042981]

>>13042935
>The US leans towards free speech over highly interventionist advertising regulation.
Translation : the US lets advertisers lie through their teeth because the government shouldn't block a good scam.