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How does my kitchen look?

>> No.13017436

>>13017428
haha imagine if i tripped and accidentally stabbed her in the neck with that knife lol

>> No.13017439

>>13017436
Calm down, incel.

>> No.13017440

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wdRQW8WmVI

>> No.13017443

>>13017436
your incel rage is funny

>> No.13017445

>>13017428
That women needs to be beaten. I know her kind, that is the only way she will learn to not be a whore. Violence can be justified.

>> No.13017447

>>13017428
Wow, she looks like my twin sister.
The resemblance is uncanny really.

>> No.13017456

>>13017447
Would you fuck your sister?

>> No.13017489

>>13017428
interesting nose

>> No.13017497

>>13017428
I bet she'd look good in a burqa

>> No.13017498

>>13017428

if a woman acted like that in my kitchen i'd cut her throat and bury her in the woods, and then burn her house down.

>> No.13017503

>>13017489
>
&

>> No.13017507

>>13017498
no you wouldn't.

>> No.13017509

>>13017428
i would eat her poo

>> No.13017510

>>13017436
>>13017445
>>13017445
>>13017497
>>13017498
OUR time. OUR fucking time.

>> No.13017522

>>13017428
>spends three hours on hair, makeup, attire for a smoothie video

why exist?

>> No.13017527

>>13017522
have sex

>> No.13017532

>>13017510
lol get a life

>> No.13017533

>>13017428
Might want to call the cops. Seems like a methed-out thot has broken in

>> No.13017545

>>13017532
I am MAKING my life. By taking yours.
The pendulum swings our way now.

>> No.13017546

>>13017445
As long as she's *your* little whore, who cares?

>> No.13017551
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>>13017510

>> No.13017555

>>13017546
A whore can not be a woman, wife or mother. A whore is a whore.

>> No.13017556

>>13017428
>stone counter tops
Should have gone with butcher's block.

>> No.13017558
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13017558

>>13017545
try harder

>> No.13017561

>>13017555
Only if you date a whore. What you do is get a woman, who is also your little whore in private.

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13017574

BOY THIS SURE IS A GREAT THREAD ABOUT FOOD AND COOKING

FOOD

AND

COOKING

>> No.13017586

i would have sex with literally any girl

>> No.13017598

>>13017428
>Too much shit taking up counter space
>Sink in the isle
>Keurig
7/10

>> No.13017625

>>13017574
Her hips are disgusting

>> No.13017629

>>13017625
4u

>> No.13017630

>>13017629
They're too big.

>> No.13017635
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>>13017630

>> No.13017639

>>13017510
Inshallah, kuffir whore of Babylon it is OUR time. Whores are a cancer, Islam is the answer.

>> No.13017645

>>13017635
Imagine the braps you could smell with a schnozz like that

>> No.13017686

>>13017545
*slashes your throat*
nothing personnel kiddo

>> No.13017695

>>13017428
what a slut i wouldnt fuck her that nasty whore i will only marry a virgin am i right my fellow kekistanis?

>> No.13017699

>>13017695
have gay sex

>> No.13017704

She isn’t half as hot as she thinks she is

>> No.13017709

>>13017704
Mostly in mannerisms though

>> No.13017711

>>13017428
can't wait for islam to take over

>> No.13017717

>>13017428
She knows she's pretty. How do femanons feel about that?

>> No.13017718

>>13017704
Her body is a 9, the outfit a 10, the face a weak 6 and the dance moves straight groid shit

>> No.13017728

>>13017428
>>13017704
>>13017718
her face is more than 6/10, but yeah, she's kinda butterface-y

>> No.13017730

>>13017718
Shit taste

>> No.13017732

>>13017439
Souds like landwhale to me

>> No.13017735

fucks wrong with this bitch

>> No.13017750

Haha my mum used to make bread dough and slap my face in it felt like a big boobie butt
T. Virgincel
>>13017436
She does have a very long neck

>> No.13017752

>>13017718
Let's see your face.

>> No.13017753

>>13017695
Good luck finding a female virgin over rhe age of 16 in 2019 (or any other time in history for that matter).

>> No.13017780

>>13017428
Did you seriously hire a prostitute to come dance around in your kitchen and pretend to cook just so you could show off on a Mongolian pepper-pickling forum?

>> No.13017818

>>13017780
>Did you seriously hire a prostitute to come dance around in your kitchen and pretend to cook just so you could show off on a Mongolian pepper-pickling forum?
Yes.

>> No.13017895

>>13017428
Guys, I think I'm gonna... oh God, here it... AHHHH I'M COOOOOOMING

>> No.13018031

>>13017895
BASED

>> No.13018080
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>>13017428
you mean MY kitchen, op

>> No.13018083

>>13018080
Aw, man... ya blue it.

>> No.13018087

>>13017753
Hey, as bad as women can be, you should not doubt their commitment to what they think is right. Female cops are the most terrifying cops to encounter.

>> No.13018102

>>13017718
Jesus christ anon. Get some standards.

>> No.13018104

>>13017574
Tits ruin her and she's too skinny reeeeee

>> No.13018124

>>13017561
Keep fantasizing kid, she didn’t learn to suck dick like a pro from youtube tutorials

>> No.13018144

>>13018083
lemme tell ya, that fucking paint took four (4!) fucking coats to look right; the contractor bitched constantly about his labor costs and wished he’d charged more...took 6 weeks of trial and error to get right
TLDR, don’t use deep blue paint on cabinets

>> No.13018151

>>13017625
Faggot

>> No.13018156

>>13018124
>reee you can’t want a virgin, she won’t have any practice
Ok

>> No.13018173

>>13018156
It couldn’t be more obvious you have never been with a woman

>> No.13018196

>>13018173
I have actually.

>> No.13018204

>>13018196
Then it seems we have arrived at an impasse

>> No.13018208

>>13018204
Maybe assuming you’re better than others isn’t such a great way to go about life intelligently.

>> No.13018218

>>13017718
>Her body is a 9, the outfit a 10, the face a weak 6 and the dance moves straight groid shit
*raises upper lip in disgust*

>> No.13018219

>>13018208
Please do elaborate on your virgin waifu who actually exists and is also a freak behind closed doors

>> No.13018220

>>13017445
Ok Abdul

>> No.13018301

>>13017718

i agree, i also hate niggers.

>> No.13018305

>>13018087

that's the stupidest thing i've heard anyone say today

>> No.13018315

>>13018305
When they first legalized weed in my state, 80% of weed tickets were issued by one female officer. They could be great allies against degeneracy.

>> No.13018364

>>13017428
dumb thot
>>13017445
based

>> No.13018377

Why are the replies in this thread so angry?

>> No.13018395

>>13018377
seeing an attractive women reminds a lot of people here they are alone and sad, so they post edgy shit.

>> No.13018398

>>13018377

incelebrities.

>> No.13018439

>>13018315

you are a fucking moron.

>> No.13018444

>>13018315

if we're lucky, that female officer gets raped and shot by a nigger.

>> No.13018480

>>13018395

she's repulsive, because of how she acts and moves, because she's a whore, and so she's meant to be beaten and killed, she has no place in a real society or civilization, in a world that wasn't corrupted by sin, she'd be stoned to death.

>> No.13018497

>>13017428
that looks like my cousin

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>>13017439
>>13017443

>> No.13018630

>>13017428
Is that a Ninja? The blender? I think they call them ninjas. It has a button and you press it and it only has like one speed. It's the training wheels of blenders. I think it is a bad idea to try to make a strawberry smoothy with a Ninja. You should use a blender with more control. Very bad form. I would recommend getting a different blender. You can keep the Ninja of course. Use it for other things. Less difficult projects. You need something with more speeds. A high, medium, and low speed could be OK. We call that a 'sparrow, cat, turtle' spread. You look for a picture of the relevant animal for the speed control. Good stuff.

>> No.13018969

Anyone who has replied to this thread are incel virgin soi boy beta c uck zoomers

>> No.13018976

>>13018630
They can blend ice and cost $50 how much do you want

>> No.13018987

>>13017717
She looks like a whore, moves like a whore, and obviously wants to show off her sexuality to people around the world through uploading a video like that to the internet. I don't understand men who want to try and marry people like that. Her cheating and the husband raising a kid that doesn't belong to him is pretty much guaranteed.
My opinion of course could be entirely jealousy. I am a regular-looking 5/10 overweight hapa who wears knee-length pants and t-shirts/hoodies.

>> No.13018994

>>13018987
>I don't understand men who want to try and marry people like that.
Same guys who want to film and post them online, some people live life to enjoy it and some people live life to win. These are two winners.

>> No.13019005

>>13018969
I'm pretty certain we can say both soy and cuck here on /ck/. I know we have a lot of overlap with /pol/, but still.

>> No.13019102

>>13017428
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOMMM

>> No.13019141

>>13018994
I suppose those men dont really care about long term relationships or raising offspring of their own seed. Its more about sex, alcohol, possibly drugs, parties, and sexually transmitted diseases. To each their own i suppose.

>> No.13019147

>>13017428
>men commit most atrocities on earth
Men: whatever..
>women do a little silly dance
Men: WHORE

>> No.13019164

>>13019147
Literally in this thread there is a woman calling her a whore too. What a poorly constructed strawman. I take it you are a democrat?

>> No.13019165

>>13018987
Pretty much this. When I see a woman like in OP I can clearly tell a few things:

* She has the mind of a child
* She's probably a huge slut
* She's vapid, incapable of a conversation
* Her body is the only valuable thing about her
* Due to point above her self-esteem is fucked

It used to be just annoying seeing women acting like this, but nowadays I understand why it makes me annoyed. It's because they are showing exactly the opposite qualities I'd like in a woman.

Also, FOOD AND COOKING

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.13019187

>>13017428
>nutribullet

Come back when you whip up a stable souffle.

>> No.13019191

>>13019187
The point of her is her beautiful body, not her food-creation skills.

>> No.13019197

>>13019164
You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>> No.13019210

>>13018987
Many men, including myself sometimes, tolerate things we shouldn't just because women are so universally shit that it's hard to find any who don't engage in shitty whore type behavior

>> No.13019222
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.13019258

>>13017498
But really you would get a stiffy stumble over your words go red faced and ask her if she would like to see your starwars figures.

>> No.13019289
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.13019298

>>13019289
How the fuck did she get two stickers, fucking voter fraud cunt roasty probably voted twice for Hillary and hormone therapy for kids

>> No.13019446

>>13017546
>your

keep believing that, kiddo. you'll soon learn that the “y“ disappears when she gets bored of you

>> No.13019451

>>13017645
you could smell them right from the inside of the storage chamber

>> No.13019456

>>13017445
>t. Refugee

>> No.13019463

>>13019456
Islam is right about women.

>> No.13019493

>>13017428
Why even bother wearing a top at that point? Fucking roastie.

>> No.13019495

>>13019493
found the incel mutt

>> No.13019610

This thread really angered all of the retarded /fit9k/ crossposters.

>> No.13019617

>>13017447
Anon...that is your sistet.

>> No.13019631

>>13017428
Looks just like a pornstar named Molly Jane if anyone cares. She does a lot of incest stuff.

t. coomer

>> No.13019635

>>13019631
What's a coomer?