ITT foods that shouldn't exist

[Anonymous No.13004812]

[Anonymous No.13004815]

>soda

[Anonymous No.13004822]

>>13004812
You'll trigger the fatties OP

[Anonymous No.13004832]

>>13004812
Don't like it? Go to China.

[Anonymous No.13004846]

>ruins your sandwich

[Anonymous No.13004852]

>>13004846
stop having shit opinions please

[Anonymous No.13004860]

>>13004846
I like the taste of the vinigger from the pickles. Same with Pineapple juzz on piza.

[Anonymous No.13004867]

literally bottom of the barrel tier candy

[Anonymous No.13004879]

>>13004867
what does it taste like? we don't have this in my country.

[Anonymous No.13004882]

>>13004812
I can't stand straight up fried cheese but for some reason absolutely love jalapeno poppers even though it's the exact same shit except with jalapeno in there.

[Anonymous No.13004884]

>>13004879
Imagine eating a candle but it's 95% sugar

[Anonymous No.13004887]

>>13004879
Honey.

[Anonymous No.13004888]

>>13004846
same

[Anonymous No.13004894]

>>13004812
love them
t. Auschwitz mode
>>13004846
also love these
>>13004867
my favorite candy (other than licorice jelly beans)
>>13004884
it's confectionery wax, which is MUCH softer than beeswax and doesn't have any sort of bitter aftertaste
>>13004882
I like the concept but can never get the breading to stick to the peppers

[Anonymous No.13004916]

Who the fuck doesn't like mozzarella sticks?

[Anonymous No.13004938]

>>13004894
stop trying to be edgy by disagreeing with everyone on this thread you fucking worthless redditfag

[Anonymous No.13004940]

>>13004916
niggers

[Anonymous No.13004953]

[Anonymous No.13004955]

>>13004812
Wisconsin here.
You go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.13004975]

>>13004916
fried cheese should not be a thing.

[Anonymous No.13004977]

>>13004938
>it's edgy to like candy corn
time to go outside, buddy
>>13004955
>implying mozz sticks compare to cheese curds

[Anonymous No.13005112]

For a starter

[Anonymous No.13005131]

>>13005112
do you mean the frozen meal variety or steak n cheese sandwiches in general?

[Anonymous No.13005133]

>>13004822
>>13004832
like a clockwork

[Anonymous No.13005154]

>>13005131
Just the frozen highly processed ones
Also please stop using this and learn to bake proper bread (though you need a good wood oven)

[Anonymous No.13005161]

Look how beautiful bread is

[Anonymous No.13005176]

>>13004812
Fuck you I like those.

>>13004953
Friend tried it, they don't look as nice as in the pomo image.

[Anonymous No.13005192]

>>13005176
>pomo image
definitely had to look at this for a bit to figure out if you were saying "promo" or "porno"

[Anonymous No.13005392]

>>13005161

this bread looks awful

[Anonymous No.13005400]

>>13005392
Please post beautiful bread

[Anonymous No.13005416]

I could definitely live without bread.

[Anonymous No.13005460]

>>13005416
been keto for 2 months
it's not as easy as you think

[Anonymous No.13005499]

>>13004882
The only Jalepeno poppers I've had have an almost liquid cheese. Does anyone make them with a thick and stringy cheese?

[Anonymous No.13005511]

>>13004894
double bread the peppers. bread them jormally, then put them in the wet mixture, can be eggs, buttermilk egg mix, etc, then stick it back in ur breadcrubs
>>13004977
based cheese curds

[Anonymous No.13005521]

>>13005154
you see anon most americans dont have a wood oven

[Anonymous No.13005528]

>>13005499
Should be properly done with a cream cheese

[Anonymous No.13005539]

>>13004975
Objectively, why?

[Anonymous No.13005571]

>>13004977
Only difference is breaded vs battered.

[Anonymous No.13005627]

>>13005571
no the difference is that one is low moisture mozzarella and the other is curds
you can bread or batter either, dumb dumb

[Anonymous No.13005633]

>>13005627
You realize that "curd" is not a kind of cheese, right? You can have mozzarella curds.

[Anonymous No.13005642]

>>13005521
I know, what you'd need is bread bakery shops, like this
The are called Panificio and there are like dozens for square km where I live

[Anonymous No.13005651]

>>13005633
no shit
and "fried cheese curds" are exclusively cheddar curds you dumb faggot
mozzarella sticks are made from the finished cheese where fried cheese curds are made from the pre-pressed curds
the breading has literally nothing to do with their difference

[Anonymous No.13005658]

>>13005521
They have ideal professional wood oven
Well, the gas oven someone use are also good for baking bread, they can reach high temperatures so you can try making bread at home, but iis will never be quite the same

[Anonymous No.13005688]

>>13004812
Non-sweet smoothies like those kale or spinach ones.

[Anonymous No.13005704]

>>13005651
>and "fried cheese curds" are exclusively cheddar curds you dumb faggot
Then why do I eat mozzarella curds, nig?

[Anonymous No.13005762]

>>13005704
sure if you make them yourself
if you go out to eat somewhere and order fried cheese curds you're getting cheddar, guaranteed
>inb4 faggy niche hipster farm to table bullshit where you know the name of the cow that gave the milk for your "mozzarella curds"

[Anonymous No.13005800]

>>13005762
not the guy you're talking to but no.
fairs near me have mozzarella, cheddar, and then usually some kind of pepper fried cheese curds

[Anonymous No.13005855]

>>13005154
>Wood oven
The oven would catch on fire, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.13005881]

>>13005539
Because cheese is already fatty enough and frying it should actually be illegal.

[Anonymous No.13005899]

>>13004812
>Not liking mozzarella sticks
Heresy, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.13005911]

>>13004916
Non whites

[Anonymous No.13005934]

>>13005881
Those are opinions. I'm asking objectively why. Sounds like a case of "stop liking what I don't like"

[Anonymous No.13005945]

>>13004916
The negro

[Anonymous No.13005949]

>>13005161
Why are you showing off plastic bread props?

[Anonymous No.13005967]

>>13005934
Dude, it's literally fried cheese. Too unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.13005980]

>>13005967
>it's literally fried cheese
Yes, and?
>Too unhealthy.
By what metric?

[Anonymous No.13005993]

>>13004940
>>13005911
>>13005945
Black man here, I love mozz’ sticks.
Eat my liquid cheese farts

[Anonymous No.13005996]

the only ones getting upset about foods like that are insecure fatties. meanwhile thin people can eat mozarella sticka because they can assert some self control, unlike you

[Anonymous No.13005997]

>>13005881
You actually sound like a communist

[Anonymous No.13006007]

>>13004894
Stuffed and baked jalapeños (wrapped in thinly sliced bacon if you like) are much better than jalapeño poppers, in my opinion. I cut them in half and fill them with a mix of cream cheese and cheddar maybe with chorizo mixed in or just wrapped in bacon. I've done chorizo and bean fillings, too. Or do a layer of cream cheese and a layer bean and chorizo filling.

[Anonymous No.13006043]

>>13006007
I usually just do a variation of chef john's jalapeno popper puffs

[Anonymous No.13006046]

>>13005993
Based as fuck

All white male sissies bow and accept the BBC

[Anonymous No.13006063]

>>13004916
i dont, its for fatties, why dont just straight up drink some melted butter?

[Anonymous No.13006067]

>>13004846
I like pickles, I just don't like them on my sandwich.

[Anonymous No.13006069]

>>13006043
>i made them just like the recipe
>except I completely changed it
>1 star
Why do people do this?

[Anonymous No.13006071]

>>13006069
no idea
especially with chef john recipes I always follow them to a t the first time to get a baseline

[Anonymous No.13006072]

>>13005949
Not sure if trolling, but this are not Mcdonald hamburger advertisements, this is pure Italian bread, that you can find literally everywhere for like 4€/1kg.

[Anonymous No.13006078]

>>13006069
Sounds like they made it as directed and it sucked. Then spiced them up for flavor after

[Anonymous No.13006079]

>>13006072
*where I live

[Anonymous No.13006095]

>>13006079
to be fair, his base recipe for that one is a bit on the bland side, and if you let them cool they get dense and unpleasant

[Anonymous No.13006141]

>>13004846

picked in general or bread and butter pickles? cause i fuckin hate bread and butter pickles

EGGSTRA GARLIC MASTER RACE

[Anonymous No.13006154]

>>13005460
it's exactly as easy as you think

[Anonymous No.13006173]

>>13006063
Because melted butter doesn't taste like mozzarella sticks

[Anonymous No.13006179]

>>13005154
I just want rye bread man

[Anonymous No.13006222]

>>13006063
I don't really like mozzarella sticks, but they're obviously not the same thing as melted butter and are fine to eat in moderation. Is fatty, calorie dense pâté or even just buttered bread only for fatties? No, but thin people don't eat so much of it that they gain weight.

[Anonymous No.13006279]

>>13004812
Fat-free Half & Half

[Anonymous No.13006338]

>>13004894
>can never get the breading to stick to the peppers
Dredge the peppers in flour before rolling them in the egg. Remember to shake off excess flour because otherwise it'll all fall off.

[Anonymous No.13006355]

>>13005997
I'm more of a fascist, actually.

[Anonymous No.13006369]

>>13005762
Fairs like >>13005762 said and also a cheese factory nearby sells mozz cheese curds. Not fried, granted, but still cheese curds.

[Anonymous No.13006372]

>>13006063
>I only eat food for sustenance!

[Anonymous No.13006388]

>>13005192
I thought he meant pomo as in post modern at first

[Anonymous No.13006495]

>>13004812
Tripe, just the look of it is very off-putting

[Anonymous No.13006501]

>>13006495
Cringe and tastelet

[Anonymous No.13006509]

>>13006495

[Anonymous No.13006515]

>>13006495
It's not that bad, actually. They stink to high heavens, but well prepared, they're quite tasty.

[Anonymous No.13006553]

>>13004884
This and I still love it

[Anonymous No.13006559]

>>13004882
>it's the exact same shit except with jalapeno in there.
No.
Jalapeno poppers have cream cheese in them.
Mozzarella sticks have.. mozzarella.

[Anonymous No.13006583]

uncrustables. basically frozen, premade sandwiches. anyone who is too lazy to make a fucking pb & j sandwich and is too much of a manchild to handle eating (gasp!) the crust should seriously contemplate suicide. and fuck any parent who gives these to their kids rather than spend literally a minute to make one for them. way to set the path for the next generation of consumerist retards who can't perform even basic life functions.

[Anonymous No.13006599]

>>13006583
Yet you're still either going through google for your capchas or according to what I've been reading dealing with bitcoin type morons that are untrustworthy. Explain your arrogance?

[Anonymous No.13006617]

>>13004812

[Anonymous No.13006630]

>>13004940
can niggers just stop not liking things? like holy shit why can't they just be happy

[Anonymous No.13006648]

>>13004867
This can never be true while liquorice still exists.

[Anonymous No.13006662]

>>13006648
>while liquorice
Source?

[Anonymous No.13006667]

>>13004882
t. Jason Mendoza

[Anonymous No.13006676]

>>13004812
For me, it's fried mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.13006758]

>>13006662
Did you think he said white liquorice?

[Anonymous No.13006802]

>>13004812
oof, cringe...

>>13004832
BASED

[Anonymous No.13006814]

>>13005855
>Wood oven
>The oven would catch on fire, dumbass.

Fucking holocaust denial on /ck/?

[Anonymous No.13006843]

>>13005881
who cares? this is a fucking food and cooking board. we are discussing whether or not they are tasty, not if they are healthy.
no food is intrinsically beneficial or harmful btw. what matters is your diet as a whole.

[Anonymous No.13006848]

>>13006814
>tfw the holohax never happened

[Anonymous No.13006878]

But mozz sticks are my favorite food

[Anonymous No.13006885]

>>13004867
I've had candy corn that was legit good.

[Anonymous No.13006889]

>>13004812
Fuck you OP, now I want mozz sticks.

[Anonymous No.13007097]

>>13006885
Like, legit, ngl, deadass, 100%, fire, bruh.

[Anonymous No.13007118]

>>13006889
I’d love me some ‘rella ‘ks

[Anonymous No.13007139]

>>13004812
exceptionally stinky cheeses
seriously, who eats that stuff?
It literally smells like unwashed feet or ass.

[Anonymous No.13007144]

>>13007139
The stinkier the better I always say (including ass and farts.)

[Anonymous No.13007145]

>>13007139

[Anonymous No.13007149]

>>13004867
i have literally NEVER met anyone who actually enjoyed eating these. not ONE single person.

[Anonymous No.13007153]

>>13004867
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.13007156]

>>13005112
>eating commie food
ISHIGGYDIGGYDOO, WHERE ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.13007170]

>>13006007
This dude knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.13007224]

>>13007149
I like them but for the texture not the flavor

[Anonymous No.13007228]

>>13007149
I'm a person. and I love them.

[Anonymous No.13007459]

>>13007097
fr

[Anonymous No.13007756]

>>13004812
>triggered niggers chimping out over fried cheese
Pathetic. OP is right and you all refuse to see.

[Anonymous No.13007782]

>>13007139
its like really spicy things, the burn feels good

[Anonymous No.13007787]

>>13004846
I dont mind pickles on anything but I find them best when coupled with jalapenos and peperjack,
>>13004882
these are pretty good but I need to get legit ones instead of the pissy poor fastfood ones.
>>13006617
I haddent had an offical deep dish yet that isnt a chain but seeing these just makes me want to have one, maybe not that sloppy.
>>13007139
depending on what dish they are in these cheeses arnt that bad, I want to be an insane bastard and just melt every cheese there is in a grill cheese and see witch is good or not.

[Anonymous No.13007809]

>>13006279
I refuse to believe that is real.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13007923]

>>13007809
of course it's not real
but it exists

[Anonymous No.13007926]

>>13004882
Jalapeño poppers are made with cream cheese you baboon

[Anonymous No.13007929]

>>13006154
well, he doesn' t seem to think it's easy, does he?
i don't think it sounds easy either.

[Anonymous No.13007950]

>>13005855
Is this b8 or are you just retarded

[Anonymous No.13007952]

>>13004812
These are so fucking good

[Anonymous No.13008046]

>>13005400

[Anonymous No.13008085]

>>13004846
This, tastes awful.

[Anonymous No.13008250]

>>13006355

[Anonymous No.13008314]

>>13008250
How the fuck does fascist = fedora? I thought the fedora meme was the ad hominem that religious conservatards use in place of an argument when debating liberal atheists.

[Anonymous No.13008326]

>>13004879
It has the texture of eating a wax candle and the taste of a sugar cookie

[Anonymous No.13008566]

>>13008314
No spouting fedora/reddit/soyboy/cuck is just simply a downvote for anything that poster disagrees with

[Anonymous No.13008649]

>>13006495
This. They literally smell rotten

[Anonymous No.13008675]

>>13008314
how did you fit that many buzzwords into such a short post. wow.

[Anonymous No.13008721]

>>13007139
Good god i would kill for some munster cheese right now

[Anonymous No.13008880]

>>13004812
do not fucking insult twillies

[Anonymous No.13009062]

>>13006515
>They stink to high heavens

My parents were post-WWII Polish immigrants and my dad loved flaczki, so mom would regularly cook up a huge witch kettle of the stuff and freeze Tupperware containers for him so he could microwave them after work (he worked nights) and when I’d come home from school and she was cooking it, the entire house reeked of the stuff and my dad would always tease me and try to get me to eat it.

“Mmmm, flaczki good! You eat, sonofabitch! Hahaha!”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaki

[Anonymous No.13009113]

>>13009062
I've had the polish tripe soup thing and honestly never noticed it smells different than some other broth.

[Anonymous No.13009175]

>>13004882
Texas jalapeno poppers are halved jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese, wrapped with bacon, and grilled. They're divine

[Anonymous No.13009197]

>>13009175
Damn, I gotta try those things. Look trivially easy to make, too.

[Anonymous No.13009202]

>>13005881
dumb faggot
I guarantee you're a fat fuck

[Anonymous No.13009261]

>>13006338
>dredge peppers in flour
>all the flour falls off
great suggestion bro

[Anonymous No.13009263]

>>13004812
fuck America.

[Anonymous No.13009267]

>>13006495
>>13006509
taste reminds me of nyquil

[Anonymous No.13009400]

>>13006617
Deep dish kicks ass.

[Anonymous No.13009408]

>>13005967
>cheese
good
>fried
good
>fried cheese
you know where im going with this

[Anonymous No.13009416]

>>13008314

[Anonymous No.13009485]

>>13006648
or circus peanuts

[Anonymous No.13009573]

ahahaha
imagine being such a peasant and eating the unhealthy food
i, a cultured and intelligent man, only eat the salads and chicken breast
such is my preference, as it is the most healthy!
truly, my taste is superior

[Anonymous No.13009619]

>>13006495
my mom has expensive show dogs and heavily feeds them ground up Green Tripe. i could never go anywhere near the processed bleached stuff for humans, it would always remind me of the taste and consistency of that crap.

oddly dogs fucking love it, even young puppies that have barely eaten meat before.

[Anonymous No.13009968]

>>13005154
you don't need a wood oven to make good bread you pretentious faggot

[Anonymous No.13010057]

>>13004846
BASED

[Anonymous No.13010076]

>>13005416
This anon is definitely a lizardman pretending to be human. Humans as a whole like bread, it’s part of being human.

[Anonymous No.13010082]

I'm 100% certain that spicey food and hot sauce are similar to beer. Autists pretend to 'enjoy' them so they can seem manly, but really not s single person actually finds it tasty or enjoyable.

Imagine being so mentally weak and bird-like that you think introducing pain to your eating experience is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.13010100]

>>13004846
I've spent years eating sour shit, trying to learn to like it. WTF do I need to do to actually enjoy this stuff?

[Anonymous No.13010174]

[Anonymous No.13010186]

>>13004977
>implying all fried cheese isn't worth saving in Wisconsin
ya dun goofed

[Anonymous No.13010548]

>>13005112
Looks just like doner kebab.

[Anonymous No.13011174]

>>13009408
two times plus equals minus?

[Anonymous No.13011193]

>>13010548
you haven't seen doener in your entire lifetime, have you

[Anonymous No.13011274]

>>13010100
an adult's palate
some manchildren never develop one

[Anonymous No.13011281]

>>13005881
>I don't like thing
>it should be illegal!
This is why you guys are so cucked. You would regulate yourself into a prison of your own making just to hide from the scary world.

[Anonymous No.13011310]

>>13007149
old timers like them

[Anonymous No.13011312]

>>13007097
full stop

[Anonymous No.13011339]

>>13006501
tripe literally tastes like nothing. it's all about the texture.

[Anonymous No.13012106]

>>13005855
At first I thought the oven was made of wood, then I looked it up on yandex and its the fuel that is wood.

[Anonymous No.13012119]

>>13012106
good job anon

[Anonymous No.13012125]

>>13012119
Thanks

[Anonymous No.13012221]

cheap ass mexican pastries. like stella doro cookies. dry, bland, too sweet. now, you could make them good, but no one does.

[Anonymous No.13012272]

>>13010082
birds can't taste spiciness

[Anonymous No.13012280]

>>13004846
Depends on the kind of pickles, dill is kino but bread and butter can tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.13012286]

>>13005154
White bread is gross

[Anonymous No.13012315]

>>13010082
yeah dude literally billions of indians and asians are just pretending to like spice

[Anonymous No.13012324]

>>13010082
If you're in pain, you used too much. The perfect amount of spice is just before or at the point where you have to air out your mouth from the heat.

[Anonymous No.13012329]

youre all fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.13013252]

>>13004846
based i don't necessarily dislike pickles but their taste is too dominating

[Anonymous No.13013272]

>>13004879
It's cake frosting.

[Anonymous No.13013276]

>>13010082
>doesn't like beer or spicy food
Are you sure you're in the correct board?

[Anonymous No.13014522]

>>13004846
>improves your life

[Anonymous No.13016088]

>>13014522
Are those deep fried pickles?

I guess decades of inbreeding really got to you, huh

[Anonymous No.13016099]

>>13005154
>Also please stop using this and learn to bake proper bread (though you need a good wood oven)
Ask me how I know that you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.13016113]

>>13012106
Way to go, sport

[Anonymous No.13016229]

Just recently I found out that mozzarella sticks are a tradicional American snack. Pretty delicious if you ask me.