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13000073 No.13000073 [Reply] [Original]

For me, it's the Jet's Boat. Amazing invention, it's a pizza folded in have and sealed shut.

>> No.13000085

IT'S A CALZONE YOU UNEDUCATED FUCKING LITTLE COCKNUT AAAAA FUCK FUCK

>> No.13000087

>>13000073
Do Amerilards really?

>> No.13000098

>>13000073
>Amazing invention,
kek
it's only a calzone bro https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a26091626/easy-calzone-recipe/

>> No.13000121

>>13000073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc

>> No.13000158
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>>13000085
This

>> No.13000166

>>13000073
That's a calzone. WTF is a jets boat?

>> No.13000169
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>>13000085
>>13000087
>>13000098
>>13000158
That's what they call it. I think they figured Americans would be intimidated by the word "calzone" and called it something else.

>> No.13000188

>>13000073
Who calls a calzone of Jet's Boats?

>> No.13000247

>>13000169
Truth of that fact is it's not stuffed, they take a pizza and fold it in half after making it and squish down the edge but that looks very new maybe they changed it seems like it has no sauce there and is served with cold sauce what a strange change

>> No.13000271

>flyover fine dining

>> No.13000276

>>13000188
uneducated midwesterners

>> No.13000283

Holy shit, do Americans actually eat this shit?

>> No.13000285

>>13000283
I'm British and I'd eat the fuck out of that.

>> No.13000286

>>13000169
Absolute state of flyovers

>> No.13000287

>>13000283
I don't see why not.

>> No.13000288

>>13000285
Of course you would, this is miles above the disgusting munchie boxes I've seen from your country

>> No.13000289

>>13000169
looks very dry

>> No.13000293

>>13000073
Real Calzone doesn't have sauce inside, the sauce is on the side for dipping. Sauce inside is Stromboli - the name of which is a reference to a volcano

>> No.13000308

>>13000293
Wrong.
You could put whatever you want in a calzone, and stromboli.
The differences are mostly presentation.

>> No.13000314

>>13000293
>>13000308
It's just fucking dough and cheese you retarded faggots. You don't have to call it anything. Call it MoldyNiggerDick and it will still taste the same.

>> No.13000324

>>13000308
This isn't DP Dough dingaling. Authentic calzones don't have sauce inside.

>> No.13000327

>>13000314
All that cringe and still so wrong.

>> No.13000331

>>13000324
>Authentic calzones.
Fuck off. Authentic "Calzones" are made to order.

>> No.13000337

>>13000331
lemme guess, you put meth in yours

>> No.13000339

>>13000337
And you pit 5 types of ethnic dick in yours you dumb retarded faggot, and skip the dough.

>> No.13000347

>>13000339
you seem a tad bit agitated for someone that likes a variety of ingredients in his "calzone"

>> No.13000351

>>13000347
>tad bit

>> No.13000412

>>13000073
BRUH. I need it.

>> No.13000486

>>13000347
Aren't you the anon that takes five dicks free of charge?

>> No.13000513

>>13000486
no 6, I like even numbers

>> No.13000518
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I have a jets right by my house actually maybe i'll try it some time. how would you rate it compared to their thin crust or deep dish?

>> No.13000528

>>13000513
t. Number seven
I guess I'll have to wait until there's an official 8.

>> No.13000648

>>13000073
where do they call it that? i see some people saying midwest but i'm in Nebraska and have never heard ANYONE call it anything other than a calzone.

>> No.13000653

>>13000073
keep it real with you my nigga dat looks good af

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>>13000073
>>13000169
>>13000247
>>13000293
do americans really dip their pizza in sauce...?

>> No.13000762

>>13000682
Do Americans really do this? I'm thinking of moving to America now..

>> No.13000809

>Stamper was bitching that there is no such thing as a pizza burrito
>Stupid alcoholic uneducated cunt never heard of a stromboli

fucking PLEBS

PLEBS

GET THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13000810

>>13000682
Yes. We dip the pizza AND the crust. In fact we dip most of our foods. Tacos, Burritos, Burgers, Sandwiches, you name it. We dip all of them into a variety of dips.

>> No.13000814

>>13000682

you dip your calzone you fucking knuckle-dragging retard.

in some piping hot marinara sauce

>> No.13000822

>>13000814
calzone is pizza

>> No.13000832

>>13000822

Newsflash, Calzone is a STYLE of pizza

did I say "Dip your chicago deep dish in sauce"
did I say "Dip your hot pockets in sauce"
did I say "Dip whatever is left of your brain in sauce"

I explicitly defined, implemented, and stated Calzone. This is why fish first walked on water and evolved for millions of years, so they could produce a failure like you

>> No.13000843

>>13000832
So you're admitting that you dip your pizza?

>> No.13000846

>>13000832
BASED retard who can't even follow a thread

>> No.13000851

>>13000832
So you're both in agreement, what's the problem?

>> No.13001282

>>13000843
>>13000846
>>13000851

Samefag FAGGOTS

>> No.13001293

>>13000247
>>13000073
This is interesting because these are obviously not the same thing. One looks more like a pizza folded in half, the other looks like it has no sauce and is just toppings stuffed in a pocket. (one looks like it's sealed all the way around while the other looks simply pressed down, perhaps after baking like others suggested)
What you think?

>> No.13001300

>>13001293
meant to include >>13000169

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>> No.13001381

>>13000682
What, you expect me to pour the ranch on the pizza? WTF euros?

>> No.13001705

>>13001320
omg americans...

>> No.13002046

>>13000169
>not available in TN or MO
Why would locations in just two states lack the ability to make a fucking calzone?

>> No.13002049

Jets is ass I worked there in high school

>> No.13002196

>>13002046

Could be a number of things like shipping concerns or just local regulations.

In my state, you can have happy hour everywhere except literally ONE county and it's fucking bullshit

>> No.13002199

>>13000073
Isn’t that just a calzone?

>> No.13002332

>>13002046
They don't lack the ability it's just the description had 3 syllable words so those states populations wouldn't comprehend what it is. Have you never been to those inbred shitholes?

>> No.13002526

>>13002332
>Have you never been to those inbred shitholes?
TN isn't white tho

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>>13000518
>deep dish
Great, it's all about the crispy edges and oily as shit crust bruh
>regular round
Good, it's still fresh dough but it's more average
>thin crust
If you mean the thin crispy crust, it's fine if you really have a craving for that kind of za, but it is just a frozen crust they have shipped in, just big round crackers pretty much

>>13001293
>>13001300
It seems they've changed it since I last had one, it seems that they now do in fact make it with no sauce now, and instead serve sauce on the side

>> No.13002757

>>13002332
TN and MO are barely similar, what kind of Califag memery are you on

>> No.13003013

>>13002332
TN fag here. Yeah we do have lots of inbred retards but that fails to explain how every pizza place in existence down here has calzones except for Jet's. They're really popular and people buy them like crazy.

>> No.13003092

>>13003013
Looking at their website, they don't sell subs there either

>> No.13003272

>>13003092
They also do not offer the Caesar salad.
It is the only one with croutons.
Bizarre.

TN and MO wanna help out please?

>> No.13003311

>>13000283
obsessed

>> No.13003485

>>13003311
obese

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>>13003272
I'm in MO, specifically St. Louis.
Pic related is our interpretation of ideal pizza. I feel like this simultaneously explains everything and nothing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis-style_pizza

>> No.13003792

>>13003789
Also, before this thread I had never heard of Jet's Pizza, so there's that.

>> No.13003957

>>13003789
cracker crust fags like my mom should be disregarded. Gives the pizza about as much flavor as the box it comes in

pizza has 3 effin ingredients, why would you want anything other than nice chewy bread

>> No.13003961

>>13003957
>why would you want anything other than nice chewy bread

Perhaps if you wanted something like a pizza-style nacho?

>> No.13003971

>>13003961
now youve gone and reminded me of this smoothie place that sold personal "pizzas" which were tortillas with pizza toppings

>> No.13005667

>>13003971
Sounds good to me. Not sure what you're bitching about, here.

>> No.13006823

can all of you just pls stop
these are stromboli
calzone is different fuck you uncultured swine