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ITT: food that people only pretend to enjoy or were tricked into thinking they enjoy due to its popularity.

>> No.12994118

>>12994111
Do you mean pizza in general, or cheese pizza, or New York style pizza, or New York style cheese pizza?

>> No.12994125

>>12994118
Pizza in general. It’s for gay retards.

>> No.12994127

>>12994111
lol ok retard

>> No.12994129

pizza is good (even bad pizza)
but its never fantastic

>> No.12994132

>>12994118
mmmmmmmmm
I love cheese pizza

>> No.12994141

>>12994125
Why do you think pizza got so extremely popular in the first place if people didn't like eating it? That doesn't make much sense.

>> No.12994143

>>12994141
Gay retards.

>> No.12994152
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12994152

>>12994143
It's consumed in ridiculously large amounts both cross-culturally and within every consumer age demographic bracket.

>> No.12994154

>>12994152
Are you about to cry?

>> No.12994159

>>12994154
?

>> No.12994163

>>12994125
You have got to be joking of you're a genuine autist who has no theory of mind.

>> No.12994167

>>12994129
I have to agree with this. Pizza has a low flavor ceiling, but is just in general tasty enough.

>> No.12994170

>>12994163
Try writing a response again when you’re not drunk.

>> No.12994176

>>12994170
Just casting shots in the dark, eh?

>> No.12994179

>>12994170
I'm not even slightly drunk. If you're not trolling for giggles I would bet money you have a cognitive disorder. It's one thing to not like pizza, to genuinely think the rest of the world must be pretending to because you don't like it makes you a literal retard.

>> No.12994188

>>12994170
The R key is above the F key and "of" is the one word in that sentence that doesn't make sense. Try thinking about it for a second and you might realize what his post says minus that typo.

>> No.12994199

>>12994176
More like giving you the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.12994202

>>12994188
Are you about to cry?

>> No.12994205
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12994205

>>12994132
thank me later

>> No.12994206

>>12994188
Lol I didn't even notice my typo. I wasn't exactly putting a lot of effort in.

>> No.12994212

>>12994179
You sound autistic
>>12994202
I guarantee you that nobody here experiences emotions

>> No.12994213

>>12994202
you used that one already m8

>> No.12994214

>>12994202
You used that one already. We're not even 20 posts into your bait thread yet, come on. Don't you zoomers say "cope" a lot? Maybe try telling people to cope.

>> No.12994216

>>12994213
Crying confirmed.

>> No.12994222

>>12994132
Most popular things are objectively mediocre. It's called "appealing to the lowest common denominator".

>> No.12994224

>>12994111
Not true, my bum ass parents used to make pizza at home and I always hated it until I had the real thing delivered

>> No.12994229

>>12994212
Lol you're the one who's obviously an autist or retard with apparent complete lack of theory of mind.

>> No.12994234

>>12994229
Goo goo ga ga.

>> No.12994237
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>>12994111
you're a weird little cunt. how the hell can you hate on pizza?

>> No.12994239

>>12994234
Thanks for proving me right I guess.

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12994247

great thread

>> No.12994250

>>12994111
FUCK NIGGERS, AND KIKES, but the McChicken is great let me tell you get 2 McChickens, 2 McDoubles, and 4 hashbrowns with extra extra Big Mac tm sauce, and FUCK KIKES AND NIGGERS

>> No.12994252

>>12994247
OP here, ice cream is another great example.

>> No.12994263

>>12994252
Why would everyone pretend?

>> No.12994267

Threads like this are a prime example of why /ck/ consistently ranks in the top 5 worst boards.

>> No.12994271

>>12994267
Do you know any good peanut butter cookie recipes?

>> No.12994276

>>12994267
this a shit thread, but /ck/is definitely not in the top five

>> No.12994412

>>12994267
Are you about to cry?

>> No.12994416

>>12994205
Those look disgusting in multiple ways.

>> No.12994421

>>12994111
Tea and coffee

>> No.12994432

the thread that saved /ck/
How can everyone in the world ever recover? Pizza sucks!

>> No.12994442

I can't tell if this thread is bait or just autism.

That being said La Croix (and White Claw) are terrible and everyone's just fallen for the memes

>> No.12994465

>>12994159
gay retards

>> No.12994466

>>12994442
La Crois tastes horrendous. I really don't understand how people can like it. White Claw isn't terrible, though, but it's nothing special.

>> No.12994472

>>12994205
>disgusting dessert recipe guide photographed in filthy kitchen with the implication that these can be used to lure and rape young children
Distressing on multiple levels

>> No.12994479

>>12994132
Based and pedopilled.

>> No.12994480
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>incredibly bitter taste
>smells terrible
>is only somewhat decent if you water it down with milk and sugar
Literally the fucking worst

>> No.12994482

>>12994480
Man I like it the darker the better 97% is about heaven to me. I hate milk chocolate.

>> No.12994489

>>12994482
>darker the better
Go suck on a cacao beach then you fuck.

>> No.12994493

>>12994466
I may or may not have just drank 3 White Claws, and I think you're right. Not terrible but not special. Still think it's a meme.

>>12994482
97%? Whew. 70% is the sweet spot for me. But that's still pretty dark by 'Merican standards

>> No.12994557

>>12994111
>>12994125
Is THIS the power of contrarianism?

>> No.12994567

>>12994111
>tricked into thinking they enjoy
You are retarded

>> No.12994615

I've never seen pizzafags so thoroughly dissected and blown the fuck out.

>> No.12994624

pizza is so simple that you have to dislike the principle ingredients to dislike pizza.

>> No.12994634

>>12994624
>bread
>tomato
>cheese
>other things at your discretion

"hurr why do normies like this dumb stuff so much?"

>> No.12994637

>>12994118
Authentic Italian pizza with a minimalist set of ingredients.

>> No.12994642

>>12994152
>asian market has the biggest share
kek why

>> No.12994653

>>12994642
Read closer, North America has highest sales (because amerifats), China has highest expected growth (because there's a fuckton of Chinese).

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12994666

>>12994111
trips checked

>> No.12994823
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12994823

Okay listen up.
Pancakes.

Not all types but these fat ones everyone stole from Americans . I tried them out and they make your mouth dry it's like eating sand. Pretty disgusting.

There is a thin version which involves no eggs, its thin like paper a Russian Blyin, which is actually delicious and I can eat a ton of. But not the disgusting pankakes from hell which everyone "thinks" they like.

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>>12994823
Pic related, blyins

>> No.12994829

>>12994823
the thick american style pancakes need syrup and butter, they're really decadent
no idea how someone could have them for breakfast every day but I know there are people out there who eat like that
the second type you're describing is a crepe

>> No.12994837

>>12994829
Yes I ate it with syrup which made it even more disgusting

>> No.12994889

>>12994111
In a food study is was labeled as the most addictive food

>> No.12995035

>>12994489
It's better when it's turned into chocolate, and not saying you have to like it like that. Why are you annoyed?

>> No.12995042

>>12994205
>If your inner child is dead, skip all the colour related steps
Hit me like a truck

>> No.12995212

>>12994829
No one eats pancakes for breakfast every day.

>> No.12995529

What puzzles me is how there was enough crossbreeding between gays and retards to form a population of gay retards large and powerful enough to force pizza on the unsuspecting world. It would take some MK Ultra tier fuckery to pull off, and why? Just to trick us all into eating gross ketchup toast? Who's interests are being served?

>> No.12995540

>>12995529
>autism at it's fibe

>> No.12995565

>>12995529
you're the gay retard kys

>> No.12995576

>>12994111
Chicken meat and the ways that it is used and prepared, are all overrated

Chicken fucking sucks actually. But let me tell you, I came to this one day while eating rotisserie from the grocery store. Just thought this bird meat was god dang awful.

>> No.12995579

I love pizza. I love eating pizza so much. Once I was left alone with a pizza in my friends kitchen and I loved it so much I started sliding my dick onto the pizza and through the gooey cheese into the slippery tomato sauce under it. I rubbed my glans over the crust until I finally came all over the now perturbed cheese layer and ate it. So yes I actually love Pizza, OP.

>> No.12995622

>>12994837
"Table Syrup" or actual maple syrup? There's a massive difference in texture and taste. Lots of countries only seem to get table syrup. It's the sole thing Canada is good for.

>> No.12995639

>>12994829
Even super fatties don’t have pancakes every day because they take too much effort to fry up and to clean your kitchen afterwards.
I know my family had them for special occasions or my dad would make them when he’d pissed my mom off really bad.

>> No.12995645

>>12995565
Are you about to cry?

>> No.12995671

>>12995645
>omg why is the world the way it is
are you

>> No.12995684

>>12994837
Maybe you can’t cook

>> No.12995690

>>12994129
Flat bread pizza with good ingredients is fantastic though

>> No.12995717

>>12995690
Thinking like some fig, gabbagol and goat cheese type shit with shallot..that type of flatbread is next level.

>> No.12995746

How old are you op, can't me oldwr than 14

>> No.12995747

>OP laughing his ass off and showing his friends his epic trolling when he was outed by his first reply
This is offensive. Yes, I'm going to cry. I'm gonna shed tears for every single person in this thread and pray the minutes spent here have a better home in the afterlife.

>> No.12995819

>>12995747
Who anywhere would be upset by this thread? It's a literal autistic person talking about how it's beyond his comprehension that different people enjoy different things. I can see some feeling a little sad on his behalf, but upset over it? That seems a bit much.

>> No.12995885

>>12995746
36.

>> No.12995928
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12995928

all types of beer

>> No.12995936

>>12995928
Do you not realize that that cartoon is making fun of you?

>> No.12995938
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12995938

>>12994163
>theory of mind

>> No.12996336

>>12994111
If you have to put "toppings" on a pizza, do you REALLY like pizza?

>> No.12996413

>>12995938
Sorry for your cognitive disorder but I've never actually posted there. OP's post is a clear indication that it's an ability he doesn't possess.

>> No.12996740

>>12995671
>ur gay retard KYS
>that's just the way the world is
What is it like when the only thing smaller than your penis is your brain? Not trolling, genuinely curious here.

>> No.12996757

>>12994125
literally no one dislikes pizza. Your attempt to be a unique snowflake on the internet has failed.

>> No.12996766

>>12996336
If you put anything on a hamburger do you really like hamburgers? If your soup is more than just broth do you like soup? If you put anything on a piece of toast do you really like toast?

>> No.12996773

>>12996757
Most certainly there are some people out there who don't care for pizza, that's not very strange. But thinking it means there's a global conspiracy and that everyone else is just pretending to like it is tinfoil hat level of schizophrenia.

>> No.12996797

>>12996757
but loli haet pizza

>> No.12996798

>>12996740
way to retort a no u response. no one will stop eating their pizza, it doesn't matter where you stand, no one cares

>smaller than your penis is your brain
and why do you care about the size of my (huge) penis? are you a gay retard?

>> No.12996802
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12996802

This shit is way more overrated than pizza. It's just meat on a piece of bread. It's the least amount of taste you can get out of your meat in a dish

>> No.12996820

>>12996802
Tell us more about your "maximum taste diet", anon, Im ready for a good laugh

>> No.12996822

>>12994111
>Salty carbs covered with fat
People don't pretend to enjoy pizza, they really do.

I think coffee is mostly "enjoyed" not because of its taste but for the energy boost and social aspect

>> No.12996830

>>12996822
People try to say the same thing about beer. Tastes have changed so that bitter foods are much less popular than they used to be, but some still like that aspect and coffee and beer are the most common bitter things many people consume. I love the taste of beer and bitter chocolate but not so much coffee.

>> No.12996834

>>12996820
Are you implying that making your food tasty is bad? You're trying hard to make it sound silly but actually think what you're saying here anon.

>> No.12996837

>>12994111
There is literally no reason to not like pizza, this forced meme is fucking retarded

>> No.12996849

>>12994823
Pancakes are by far the worst breakfast food ever

>> No.12996856

>>12996834
Not him but the meat combined with a nice bun, some condiment like mustard or relish and some veggie like lettuce onion and a slice of tomato and maybe pickle is a wonderful compliment of flavors. Personally I'd rather have a well put together burger than even the finest straight cut of steak. And I like steak.

>> No.12996881

>>12994267
you've clearly never been to the other boards on this website. this place is like heaven compared to /v/, /lit/, /fa/, /mu/, I can go on even further.

>> No.12996886

>>12996881
At least /v/ actually talks about videogames sometimes.

>> No.12996929

>>12996881
Is /lit/ really that bad? I should check ot out.

>> No.12996948

>>12994111
If I had to eat pizza like in your pic, I wouldn't like it either.

>> No.12997534

>>12996856
You know what's real master race option? Burger with a filet instead of a minced meat patty.

>> No.12997545
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>>12994111
That’s this

>> No.12997572

>>12994111
most seafood

>> No.12997581

>>12996929
Imagine if you could gather every pseudo-intellectual 19 year old faggot on the planet and put them in a room together

>> No.12997588

>>12996798
You seem angry, and I honestly can't blame you. If I had just learned that a bunch of gay retards got together before I was even born and decided to trick me into enjoying ketchup bread I'd be angry too. We're here for you, Anon.

>> No.12997613

>>12997588
yeah that's why i keep calling people gay retards for absolutely no reason. i'm so angry at people living their own lives

>> No.12997681

>>12994125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61wqdaMOMAU

>> No.12997907
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12997907

>>12997681
>start watching and think to myself "is this the paper towel guy?"
>"it's got to be, right?"
>4:30
>mfw

>> No.12997965

>>12994111
you must live in the Midwest or some shit that's an awful looking slice

>> No.12997993

>>12997965
It’s because it’s literally this>>12997545

>> No.12998112

>>12997907
Imagine the smell of those flaps.

>> No.12998144

>>12994247
it's best unironically when you manually stir it

>> No.12998181

>>12994111
Imagine how detached from society you must be to think no one actually enjoys pizza

>> No.12998679

>>12994129
Genuine Italian pizza is fantasic and amazing, but it's pretty rare compared to mediocre and trashy American pizza.

>> No.12998691

>>12998679 (Me)
New York pizza is pretty bad though, despite all its popularity.

>> No.12998708

>>12997681
>I want nothin' but cheese. Noooooothin' but cheeeese
>does that 30 inch pizza come in a box?
>it's an off time for pizza
>have a good time
It's like every shitty autistic mistake I've ever made jumped out of my soul and became a single being.

>> No.13000317

Well, I think I’ve made my point.

>> No.13000387

>>13000317
That everyone loves pizza?

>> No.13000396

>>12998679
Have you ever went to Rome to eat it?
I have its nothing to write home about.

>> No.13000661

>>13000387
No one even likes it.

>> No.13000721

>>13000661
Except everyone.

>> No.13000728

>>13000396
Yeah, because Rome is world renowned for its pizza isn't it, you fucking idiot?

>> No.13000889

>>13000721
Are you about to cry?

>> No.13000900

>>12994125
It's just cheesy bread with toppings, it's designed to be generically enjoyable.

>> No.13000957

>>13000889
What is this meme? Who would cry over someone not liking pizza? The response doesn't even make sense.

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>>12994125
>>12994111
Fags will try anything to get (you)'s
So fine, HAVE SOME MORE

>> No.13001007

>>13000957
he thinks he is owning everyone here kek
absolutely unhinged

>> No.13001018

>>12994125
>It’s for gay retards.
And yet you dislike it? Theory disproven

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>>12994823
American pancakes are gay and bluepilled. Normal pancakes are where it's at.

>> No.13001028

>>12994247
I can agree on this one. I’ve never been a huge fan of ice cream.

>> No.13001761

>>13001007
Well if he's not just trolling clearly has a cognitive disorder so it's not entirely surprising he'd think others are upset.

>> No.13001973

>>12994666
Based satan

>> No.13002295

>>13000387
Jesus, the gay retard internet pizza defense force has really stepped up the patrols around here.

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>>12994111
Cheap sweets like this. A lot of people only like is for nostalgia factor

>> No.13002309

>>12994247
If the ice cream doesnt have all types of fancy chunks inside of it it's not woth your time.

>> No.13004121

>>13002295
It's near universal. Why are some people upset by that? It makes no sense.

>> No.13004360

>>12994466
>La Shit
>Like 5 different flavors
>All of them taste like nothing

>> No.13004613

>>12994125
I hated pizza until I was 15 years old when I finally tried it. Then I had it weekly until I was 18. this was someone who is a picky eater and hadn't had:

Pasta until 16
Chinese food (any) until 17
Curry until 16
Garlic bread until 15
Burger with toppings until 14
Onion until 17
Egg until 18
Red pepper until 16 (with chicken)

Etc

>> No.13004805

>>13004613
So what did you eat? Cheesy potatoes?

>> No.13004898

>>13004805
Didn't eat cheese either. Mostly lived on heinz tomato soup and beans and sausages.

>> No.13005000

>>13004898
wtf

>> No.13005001

>>12994125
lmao

>> No.13005014

>>13004898
Wow that's gross.

>> No.13005106

So maybe I'm an ignorant american but how ubiquitous is pizza around the world? I mean I know you can get pizza anywhere in the US but what countries don't have pizza? I just met someone who say they're from the south and they don't have gyros there. I just assumed there were little mediterranean places all over the US, no?

>> No.13005200

>>13005106
>So maybe I'm an ignorant american but how ubiquitous is pizza around the world?
There's a pizza place even in North Korea.

>> No.13005282

>>13005106
>the average american poster

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>>13005282

>> No.13005469

>>13005338
yeah americans enjoy getting blacked