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12983934 No.12983934 [Reply] [Original]

>sourcepins
>fill-it of beef
>shall-LOTS
>ore-GAH-no
>parma-SAN
>riz-AHHH-toe
>YAHHHHG-urt

>> No.12983937

>>12983934
Mario Vatalli > this guy

>> No.12983939

he did a couple lines of coke before this burger video

>> No.12983944

>>12983934
Too much botox and facelifts

>> No.12983945
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>>12983934
It's because he's English. Englishmen are only capable of very simple forms of communication.

>> No.12983948

>>12983945
he's actually scottish

>> No.12983960
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>>12983948
Same thing.

>> No.12983967

>>12983960
he's literally norf

>> No.12983988

>>12983939
Pan on.
First take the coca leaves.
Roll them out flat, lightly season.
Now, into the barrel they go.
And drizzle that beautiful gasoline over them.
This will eat away the leaf, and leave you with that delicious white powder. Now, sodium bicarbonate into the barrel. Stir.
Let it reduce, 5 minutes, and now cheesecloth. Run it through. Absolutely stunning that. Now you could let it dry over night, but I like to pop it into a warm oven on a baking tray. Pop it out, and now dissolve it in acetone. We're looking for crystals, yeah. One more rinse, this time with hydrochloric acid. Be generous. Now, hydraulic press. Get out all of those solvents, so we're just left with the crystals. But to get all those bits out, we microwave it, 2 minutes.

Now from here, if I were a nigger, I could take my base and just mix with baking soda and water, and get crack rocks. But for me, it's cocaine.

Now, chopping board, and just run your chef knife over, rough chop. Get it really fine. Then into the food processor, blitz. Season. Now, onto a mirror. Take a $100 bill, and just sort of roll it into a tube shape. Snort. Don't stop snorting, you've got to get it all in.

>> No.12985328

>>12983934
he doesn't even look human in that pic

>> No.12985349

pan
nice and hot

>> No.12985351

the ironic thing is that burger would probably have been pretty good if it wasnt for the like half cup of salt he dumped on it throughout the process

>> No.12985383

>>12983934
his face looks like ps3 graphics

>> No.12985604

scattish with scat tier food. nothing more than an uncivilised showman

>> No.12985722

>>12983934
Go make me a scramble egg

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>>12983988
Bump

>> No.12986207

>fill-it of beef
>shall-LOTS
>ore-GAH-no
>parma-SAN

All fine, the others are for the uneducated.

>> No.12986247

>>12983937
fpwp