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Is this you? Admit it /ck/

>> No.12983261

>>12983252
My mom gave me a hot sauce thing and I gave it back to her because I hate hot sauce.

>> No.12983262
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12983262

>>12983252

I have two bottles of hot sauce.. original and green.

>> No.12983266

>>12983252
My dad gave me a hot sauce thing and I threw it back in his face yelling that I wasn't a soyboy like him and don't like hot sauce.

>> No.12983267

How many bottles is
considered a collection?

>> No.12983268

>>12983261
aw poor mom, you're mean

>> No.12983279

I make my own mexican salsa. Easy as fuck and tastes better.

>> No.12983280
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12983280

>>12983252
>men

>> No.12983283

she'll come to love the vark

>> No.12983286

>>12983266
Supremely based now fuck him in the ass so he knows who the boss is

>> No.12983287

>>12983280
wait is there something wrong with carrying a backpack?

>> No.12983290

>>12983252
The only reason to use hot sauce is to disguise the taste of rotting and/or poor quality meat.

>> No.12983293

>>12983287
>he doesn't know

>> No.12983301

>>12983287
If you're not in a position to carry a suitcase as an adult you shouldn't be out in public.

>> No.12983302

>>12983286
^

anal is all about domination

>> No.12983304

>>12983267
more than three

>> No.12983305

>>12983301
Backpacks are miles better than suitcases retard.

>> No.12983307

>>12983293
>>12983301
don't try and act like that, this is retarded
I guess /out/ are all manchildren then?

>> No.12983316

>>12983307
hip women don't like men wearing backpacks or cargo pants for whatever reason

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12983319

>>12983252
>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

>> No.12983384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W2GHLC_x40&t=5s

>> No.12983398

>>12983305
How many ties do you own? It’s less than one, right? Be honest, you are being graded.

>> No.12983405

>>12983384
me on the right

>> No.12983421

Hot sauce is too spicy and has no flavor

>> No.12983448

>>12983398
Not him, but ties are bullshit. I'd wear one if I had to, but they really serve no purpose other than tradition.

>> No.12983450

>>12983252
I have
tabasco
sriacha
choula
tapatio
my dad's homemade hot sauce (absolute gut destroying pants shitting hot hot sauce made with homegrown hot peppers intended for adding a drop or two to an entire pot of something)

>> No.12983455 [DELETED] 

>>12983450
I’m SUPER fucking gay btw if that matters

>> No.12983468
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12983468

>>12983455
>HOT SAUCE? OWOWOWOWOWOOW IT HURTS MOMMY MAKE IT STOP BRING ME AN AVOCADO TO SUCK ON AND A SUPER HOPPY DANK IPA TOO!!!

>> No.12983474

>>12983468
huh?

>> No.12983480
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12983480

>REEEE about alcohol
>REEEE about weed
>REEEE about hotsauce
Literal autistics unable to handle the sensory experience without a meltdown

>> No.12983492
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12983492

hot sauce is for classless soibois, ex-junkies, aging metalheads, juggalos and flyover boomers.

>> No.12983500

>>12983448
That, and people take you seriously as a man

>> No.12983501

>>12983252
>a woman coming to my apartment
Most definitely not me.

>> No.12983503

>>12983468
you should eat an impoppy whoppy to calm your stomach

>> No.12983505

>>12983500
>>12983448
one time I wore a tie to a nightclub, which I usually don't, and I ended up having three girls fight over me so I guess ties make women wet

>> No.12983526
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12983526

>>12983252
when you get to his house and see he has a hot sauce collection

>> No.12983533
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12983533

Yep I got about 5-6 in the old fridge out in the garage. The missus says she doesn't want them anywhere near her! LOL!

Most of them I pick up from little towns when I'm out and about. Retired from driving the truck but I still like to hit the road once in a while.
Maybe if you young bucks got out a little more, you'd start picking up a few more things!

>> No.12983538

the only spicy seasoning I use is the desert heat stuff from bdubs. It's pretty good in Ramen soup, but recently I've been making chicken and other meats with it. surprisingly tasty when paired with a shitload of garlic and pepper.

>> No.12983539

>>12983533
this but unironically

>> No.12983540

>>12983492
I too only douse my egg whites in fermented moose sperm.

>> No.12983542

>>12983526
bruh.. you just posted cringe

>> No.12983544

>>12983539
Oh I'm only half joking. Hitting up the little stores out in the SW states will get you some great finds!

>> No.12983545

>>12983500
Guess I don't need a tie for that. Sucks to be you.

>> No.12983549

>>12983533
lmfao

>> No.12983600

>>12983398
Anyone who wears a tie should be hanging from it

>> No.12983601

>>12983468
hello elderly /tv/ poster

>> No.12983635
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12983635

>>12983252
those little hot sauce gift sets are a very kind and considerate gift for someone who loves food and has the balls to consume something a little spicy. shit never goes bad either.
in all honesty though, do women ever look at a guys kitchen and eating habits and find things wrong or attractive about it?

>> No.12983653

>>12983635
>in all honesty though, do women ever look at a guys kitchen and eating habits and find things wrong or attractive about it?

Yikes. Yes, they absolutely do. Try living with one, you’ll never stop getting shit on unless you eat just like her.

>> No.12983730

>>12983268
don't feel bad. i fucked her later.

>> No.12983822

>>12983730
rude.

>> No.12984167

>>12983492
>aging metalheads
FUCK YEAH!

>> No.12984293

>>12984167
you smell bad

>> No.12984354

>>12983252
Women coming to my apartment? No, it is most decidedly not me.

>> No.12984364

>>12983262
Mommy cholula please spice up my life

>> No.12984406

>>12983252
>goy sauce collection
>apartment
Do westoids really do this?

>> No.12984411

>>12984406
Yeah. All the people from the rest of the world are swarming our nations to escape their native shitholes, which eats up all the housing and makes it difficult to live anywhere but an apartment.

>> No.12984793
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12984793

>when you get to his apartment and he doesn't just collect ketchup packets. he is refilling the bottle.

>> No.12984797

>>12983267

More than one is honestly overkill for any realistic purpose.

>> No.12984798

>>12983492
>juggalos

WOOP WOOP

>> No.12984917

>>12983252
If by "hot sauce collection", you mean "kitchen drawer full of taco bell sauce packets", then yes.

>> No.12984923

>>12983480
Holy fuck there is nothing more cringey than using an image for no reason and you braindead redditors need to stop doing that at least

>> No.12984927

I can’t imagine living in an apartment and having the confidence to date.

I bought a house before I even started looking for a gf.

>> No.12984933

>>12984923
This is a cunny website.
Maybe r/imafatfuckingloserfaggot is more yer speed.

>> No.12984955
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12984955

What's for brekky, Lads?

>> No.12984974

>>12984955
Eggs with Valentina

>> No.12984986

>>12983301
>carrying a suitcase everywhere you go
Literally no one does this.

>> No.12984999

I have a chili oil collection

>> No.12985006

>>12984999
weird but its cool how oil turns such different colors.

>> No.12985013
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12985013

>>12984955
Sloppy Joes, extra sloppy.

>> No.12985086

>>12984927
yo same
how many bottles you got?

>> No.12985118

>>12983262
Even though I act like a hipster faggot with most store bought shit, the chili garlic one is great.

>> No.12985126

>>12983316
Well I guess fuck everyone in the military all across the world then

>> No.12985157

>>12983252
I don't see the problem.

>> No.12985167

I was just in the sex toys area of a store and they had a shelf selling crocs

you guys can pretend to hate all you want, but we all know what turns people on whether they want to admit it or not

>> No.12985207

>>12985167
hot sauce or crocs?

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12985234

>>12983316
>even caring about the opinion of thots

>> No.12985449
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12985449

>>12984923
Shut up tourist, you're a tryhard redditor trying to fit in, I've been here twice as long as you

>> No.12985547

>>12983267
If you have to ask...

>> No.12985549

>>12985449
So how's your second day treating you?

>> No.12985598

>>12983252
I have 3 hot sauces, is that a collection?

>> No.12985605

>>12983316
then why do hip women wear cargo pants?

>> No.12985654

>>12985605
Everything is okay when a woman does it

>> No.12985676
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12985676

>>12983287
There is nothing wrong with wearing a backpack as long as you are good looking

>> No.12985681

>>12985013
I'm sorry anon but that's to spicy for >>12983468

>> No.12985693

>>12983252
>when you get to his apartment and he has a cum jar collection

That’s totally not me haha

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12985708

>>12983280
Every chick hates bald guys

>> No.12985718
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12985718

>>12985676
>cameltoe

>> No.12985729

>>12984923
>>12985549
Go back, retard.

>> No.12985733

>has siracha ketchup
turn 360○ and walk away

>> No.12985750

>>12983301
I think this retard meant to say "briefcase" instead of suitcase. Fucking idiot.

>> No.12985756

>>12984955
I woke up at 4 PM so it's early dinner for me.

>> No.12985841

>>12985708
I guess all those married bald men are living a lie.

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12985860

>>12985841
Their wife

>> No.12985884
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12985884

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

>> No.12985888

>>12983280
How can they tell his ass is balding?

>> No.12985904

>>12985884
Did they seriously report your last post? Why does this still make hotsauce fags seethe so fucking hard? Keep up the good work.

>> No.12985912

>>12985904

The funny part is, I reported it for Avatar use.

>> No.12985925

>>12983480
I think you're on to something.

>> No.12985937
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12985937

>hot sauce

>> No.12985950

>>12984797
some work better with different cuisines, aardvark is good for tex-mex but little else.

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>>12984923

>> No.12985964
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12985964

>collecting bottles of spicy meme vinegar and defending it like your honor is at stake

>> No.12985977

>>12984923
You seem to be confused, newfriend. 4chan is an image board and reddit is text-based.

>> No.12986075
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12986075

It smells like cargo shorts and WWE in here.

>> No.12986348

>>12985962
Man that show was great. I should watch it again sometime.

>> No.12986356

>>12986348
kys

>> No.12986364

One hot sauce is definitely not enough.
There are many that are very similar, but for example if you eat Vietnamese food then sriracha is something you will want.

>> No.12986406

>>12983653
As a picky eating female (inb4 you ree I don't inflict this upon anyone. I was raised right to keep my opinions to myself and eat the food out of politeness even if it is my drunk mother's shit frozen lasagna) I still cook a lot of things for the SO I myself won't eat. I usually just pull a tad to the side before I mix in whatever I don't prefer and it works quite nicely. That and he never has to worry about dishes so it doesn't inconvenience him in any way. Being a housewife has its perks I suppose.
We also do have more than 3 hot sauces but it's more for a vinegar to flavor of meal comparison. Not everything mixes just so with everything.

>> No.12986409

>>12985549
Kek

>> No.12986529

>>12986406
post knees pls

>> No.12986533

>>12986356
weeb board, return to reddit

>> No.12986537

>>12983280
>fucking incels, carrying their shit around in public. How fucking dare they.

>> No.12986543

>>12985860
Cope.

>> No.12986552
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12986552

>mfw tiefags get btfo and quietly leave thread

>> No.12986556

yea
t. 19 year old boomer

>> No.12986559

>>12986537
Did an internship at Google (never got a job) and most people had backpacks. Function over form, something many roasties will never understand.

>> No.12986572

>>12983280
now post the landwhales profile

>> No.12986670

>>12986348
What is it?

>> No.12986697

>>12986670
Click the button on that post that says "wait."

>> No.12986717

>>12986697
There is no button on that post that says "wait."

>> No.12986720

>>12986717
Click it when you find it, retard.

>> No.12986725
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12986725

>>12986717
Look harder.

>> No.12986727

>>12986720
I won't find it because it doesn't exist.

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12986732

>>12984923

>> No.12986740

>>12986725
When did that show up?? I don't remember they ever being an option for image search.

>> No.12986774

>>12983398
I own genuinely like 15 ties just for casualwear. However, my backpack is the one I got because it had the largest capacity and the best warranty. I dress well, but I also have so much tech shit I have to carry around.

>> No.12986852

>>12983252
>i dont like it so ill make a meme pretending women dont like it. This way other people wont like it

>> No.12986864

>>12986852
h-have sex, incel!

>> No.12987060

>>12983252
I would never invite a 3d roastie into my home.

>> No.12987085

>>12983492
Dimebag was based tho

>> No.12987096

>>12983526
Should be a Latina mommy

>> No.12987118

>>12983653
My ex wife literally blamed everything on my diet, and relentlessly criticized my eating habits, except when I cooked. She loved that shit.

The flu? My diet.
Headache? Diet.
Bunions? Diet.
Herpes? My diet.

She was a dumb whore.

>> No.12987123

This is anecdotal but all the guys I know who are into hot sauces are in long term committed relationships. I'm thinking they're trying to fill a void left in them by their succubus girlfriends with increasingly spicy sauces.

>> No.12987130

>>12987123
weak larp

>> No.12987246

>>12987118
tbf buttchugging hot sauce like a fat faggot will give you herpes eventually

>> No.12987586

>>12983252
nah man, I keep one, two, or, three bottles on the go tops

>> No.12987620

>>12983280
the girl who uploaded this image was reveled to be a ugly lard ass so it's all good, ugly women are extremely insecure and feel the need to constantly put everyone down since their lives are literal hell holes.

>> No.12987664

>>12983252
let me guess, you guys saw some video of a faggy hipster like matty matheson rave about hot sauce and now

>EWWWW HOT SAUCE IS SO UNBASED AND CRINGE SOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i'm going to make a youtube channel and act like a raging soyboy hipster and make all of your favorite foods so now you can't eat anything. if you eat, you will now be a fag. you wouldn't want me to post a soyjak on your post would you? better starve to death.

>> No.12987670

>>12987664
Eating is already for soyboy fags. I have Soylent for every meal, the only based and redpilled form of nourishment on the market.

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>>12987664
Lol calm down

>> No.12987676

>>12987664
first day here, comrade?

>> No.12987683

>>12987676
no but i can tell you came here after 2016 and think you're old.

>> No.12987724

>>12987664
>>12987683
Uh ohhh sounds like somebody sharted their cargo shorts.

>> No.12987798

>>12983252
I'd hot sauce her rack.

>> No.12987799

>>12987724
he is right though you're likely a 2016 tourist of youre calling people soyboys in a serious manner

>> No.12987881

>White chicks

That's the first mistake. Anything with any amount of spice, not even HEAT spice, just SPICES is like kryptonite to the eternal whitey. I have like a dozen bottles of sauces (mostly gifts), and whenever I have latino/asian people over they're happy that I've (usually) got whatever their favorite sauce is. If she scoffs at the sauce, she out.

>> No.12987882

>>12986529
Nah man, last time I posted anything it was tits and it got my ass banned. Although it was a tendies thread so I guess it was worth.

>> No.12987885

>>12987799
I only do that when a soyboy acts soy.

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12987891

>>12987799
Incorrect.

>> No.12987956

>>12987798
explain

>> No.12987960
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12987960

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3yji2djI8r8

>> No.12987981

>>12987885
we know, tourist.

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12987996

>we know, tourist.

>> No.12987999

>>12987996
based

>> No.12988010

>>12987891
>googles "old 4chan memes"
>posts one from page 2 just to be safe

>> No.12988029
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12988029

>HOLY FRIGGIN SITH, THIS MANGO SCOTCH BONNETT GHOST CHILI SOY BLEND HURTS SOOOO GOOD BROS!

>> No.12988036

>>12987996
Go back.

>> No.12988041

>>12987891
you don't actually think your image proves anything, right?

>> No.12988069
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12988069

Remember when Stone Cold Steve Austin hit a Stunner on all these hot sauce using sumbitches?
May as well change their names to Debra because he stomped a mudhole in their asses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCXfezz4BB8

>> No.12988078

>>12987960
Holy shit there it is. A living embodiment of the hot sauce meme. I thought it was just bantz for a while but you guys really are sad little faggots.

>> No.12988084

>>12988069
wrestling is fake and gay bro. it’s time to grow up.

>> No.12988097

>>12983252
I got three faget come at me. Eventually everything will be associated with s0ys if this continues.

>> No.12988106

>>12983252
I only have a 90% full bottle of sriracha in my fridge that probably expired 6 months ago.

>> No.12988116

>>12988106
I have 4 different types of mustard tho

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>>12983533
Based boomerposter

>> No.12988161

>>12983480
>>12985925
Autism is basically a sensory processing disorder, so this sounds plausible

>> No.12988189

>>12983468
an IPA will make the burning sensation worse though. Have some milk friend

>> No.12988190
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12988190

>>12988084
But spousal abuse is very real

>> No.12988196

What’s some good hot sauces?

>> No.12988200

>>12988196
homemade or chili oil

>> No.12988210

>>12988196
just sip on some vinegar and stuff a pepper into your asshole

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>carolina reapers

>> No.12988216

>>12988210
Sounds like something white folk would do.

>> No.12988227

>>12988216
and getting hanged by your neck and flayed alive sounds like something a nigger would do

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>>12988227
Didn’t even have to try, you’re just so silly.

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I have sauce monogamy I buy some meme shit from Big Lots and use it till I run out.

One time I bought a fuck off restaurant size bottle of Victoria and it took me two years to use up

>> No.12988373

>>12983307
Wearing a backpack past college years means you are either a bum or a 30 year old still in jr college

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>>12984923
>imageboard
>DONT POST IMAGES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>12986406
dude what in the shit are you trying to say?

>> No.12988568

>>12984293
FUCK YEAH!

>> No.12988676

>>12983252
I only use crystal.

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>>12988676
you lookin to buy, bitch?

>> No.12988787

>>12986572
>>12987620
Allegedly she got banned from the place too since she was taking pictures in a psychiatrist's lobby and mocking another patient.

>> No.12989128

>>12988787
What a fucking degenerate. Some people are just beyond hope.

>> No.12989157

>>12988787
God damn roasties suck

>> No.12989255

>>12983252
All I have is a jar of 'xas 'ete.

>> No.12989271

There is literally nothing weird with having a lot of hot sauces.

I’m not even a collector or whatever but I have Tobasco, Cholua, shiracha, some weird Chinese shit with tiny pepper bits in it, gochujang, Thai shit, several National brand Paki sauces, and a lot of different curry powders. I’d say this is pretty normal

>> No.12989324
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>There is literally nothing weird with having a lot of hot sauces.

>> No.12989389

>>12989271
>There is literally nothing weird with having a lot of hot sauces.

>> No.12989395

>his bed is pushed all the way up against the wall

>> No.12989425

>>12989255
I'll never forgive Pete for replacing Tabasco at Chick-fil-a. He's alright as far as cheap grocery store hot sauces go but that crossed the line.

>> No.12989459

>>12989425
I love hot sauce bottles in my asshole btw if that matters.

>> No.12989478

>>12989395
What's wrong with that? It frees up floor space.

>> No.12989493

but what is the stance on barbecue sauces? I currently have two in the the fridge, one for dipping and adding to sauces and another for marinading or basting during cooking.

At what point does it become an issue?

>> No.12989526

>>12989493
Only children like sweet things.

>> No.12989529

>>12989493
bbq sauces arent used as a cheap stunt to earn internet points like having your buddy kick you in the balls to show how people "tough" you are when really you're just acting like a retard

>> No.12989538

>>12989395
huh?

>> No.12989544

>>12989526
what's the point in pretending to not like sweetness? it just says that your palate is faulty/not developed and/or you have a very fragile sense of masculinity

>> No.12989558

>>12989544
Whatever you say, junior. It's a bit late to be up, isn't it? Gotta go to church with mommy and daddy in the morning, no?

>> No.12989612

>>12989558
sunday school doesn't start until 9 am fucker

>> No.12989623

>>12983280
is this an american thing?, in the UK every second guy has a backpack on the morning commute, carrying around a suitcase seems weirder

>> No.12990476

>>12989623
Most people now carry around back packs. Even my baby boomer father who had carried around a suitcase his entire life was using a back pack towards the end of his career. The person who made that was just being an idiot. The only thing unusual is carrying a backpack into a doctor's office but if you live in a big city you wouldn't have a car to leave it in so you might. Usually it is only kids who carry backpacks into doctor's offices to do their homework or to keep them occupied.

>> No.12990498

Holy fuckin shit. Some of you mark-ass bitches thinking you better for no god damn reason need to get smacked around. You wouldn't be talking like that to me in the same room.

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>>12988234
>posting a classic meme
>the compressed and downscaled version

>> No.12990502

>>12990498
Huh?

>> No.12990505

>>12990502
It’s been so long since we had genuine cringey internet tough guys that zoomers are bringing it back.

>> No.12990527

>>12990505
I ain't no internet ganster, homie.

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>>12983252
>Not making your own salsa/sauce on demand

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>>12990527

>> No.12991653

>>12985860
I really only feel bad for that dog desu

>> No.12991667

i own franks, tapatio, and sriracha. is that a collection? you guys are making me feel insecure

>> No.12991676

>>12991667
three is the limit but it's still pretty gay

>> No.12991849

>>12983252
I keep the extra packets taco bell gives me if that counts

>> No.12991887
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12991887

>>12985708
yes

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>>12985860
Just end my life bros

>> No.12992174

>>12991887
>tfw no panties or transparent ones

>> No.12992177

>>12991926
We're only meant to breed and die, man. Don't get lost in the sauce. We only have ourselves.

>> No.12992186

>>12985860
barb?

>> No.12992230

>>12988373
You're just salty because backpack users can carry more than 4 things at one time

>> No.12992294

>>12989526
>T.francophile

>> No.12992346
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GODDAMNIT STOP MAKING FUN OF HOT SAUCE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>> No.12992393

>>12983252
no one expect me was in my apartment yet

>> No.12993278

>>12992393
wat

>> No.12993378

>living in an apartment
peak wageslave

>> No.12993590

>>12993378
not gonna buy a house if I'm living alone

>> No.12993678

>>12983262
Very fucking based.

Most other hot sauces just taste like hot water or overly sweet habanero bullshit.

>> No.12993860

>>12988029
kek

>> No.12993901

>>12983316
>caring what women think.

>> No.12993920

>>12993860
it wasn't funny, redditor

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>>12993920
I had a good chuckle, fatass.

>> No.12993965

>>12988029
B A S E D

>> No.12993971

>>12983261
My mom gave me a comic book bible. At 35. Same mom who married a pastor who slept with members of the church.

>> No.12993979

>>12983267
>Not just having 1 large Tabasco bottle.
Never going to make it.

>> No.12993984

>>12988214
lmao

>> No.12993989

>>12984955
I am having tacos.

>> No.12993994

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>> No.12993996

>>12990505
I scared one the other day. It felt great.

>> No.12994038

>>12983279
this

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>>12983252
>Siracha
>Tabasco
>Homemade oil from Habanero

Am I going to make it lads ?

>> No.12994284

>>12989623
Unless you work on Wall Street or something like that it's pretty normal to see people working in professional jobs carrying a backpack, especially in the medical and healthcare fields. It's just a more comfortable and convenient way to carry things and I don't know why people even bother stigmatizing it.

>> No.12994313

no, I don't judge men by what they eat

>> No.12994511

>>12993971
what's your mom's number. asking for a friend

>> No.12994701

>>12984927
I was living on my moms couch for the first few years of college and I would bring over trashy gfs with low self esteem and fugg on her bed when she was out.

>> No.12994704

>>12994701
Why are you telling us this? We're not really interested in how slutty some anonymous guy is.

>> No.12994792

>>12994704
It gives incels the confidence to pursue women. You don't need to wait until you have a deluxe apartment in the sky or a mcmansion to stick it in a girl.

>> No.12994798

>>12993971
The whole point of religion is getting to fuck your groupies.

>> No.12994813

>>12983252
I have Sriracha and some bargain-bin sweet chili sauce. Other than those if I want to make my food spicier, I just ground a couple dried chilies and throw them in.

>> No.12994828

>>12989526
Only adolescents are afraid of looking childish.

>> No.12994830

>>12993994
But it keeps getting funnier.

>> No.12994885

>>12983252
yeah, i always cringe when i see someone has a hot sauce collection

>> No.12994887

>>12983280
Balding hate is genetic racism towards Irish people

>> No.12995060

>>12983600
I used to say that the sign of a man who wore a tie was someone who wanted those around them to know they were about to hang themselves.

>> No.12995087

>>12984923
I agree with this person; there was no need to use that image.

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>>12983492

>> No.12995149

>>12993971
i had the action bible as well but I was 14 at the time.
I liked it.

>> No.12995153

>>12983262
Based and iconic wooden cap-pilled.

>> No.12995183

>>12983280
>something wrong with carrying backpack

If thats a thing, I am a homosexual incel and I am proud of my "superpower" ;)

>> No.12995207

>>12983252
I have a collection of actual spices and herbs. I eat buffalo wings maybe once a year, why the hell should i own a hot sauce collection?

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>>12994798
based

>> No.12995263

>>12983280
If all the niggers died the world would be a better place

>> No.12995516

>>12993994
bump

>> No.12995610

>>12983252
Legit question: do hot sauces even last long enough to build a collection? Arent their expiration dates always just a month or two from when you buy them?

>> No.12995636

>>12994828
As you get older you care less about conveying a particular image.

>> No.12995637

>>12995610
depends on the sauce, Tabasco is just pepper in vinegar so it should last for years. i've had one last for 5 years before it turned brown, i called them and asked wtf and they said its still fine to eat its just oxidation

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>>12995610
that's what makes it so funny. if you actually use them they're only good for a couple months max.

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>>12995647
...

>> No.12995698

>>12995637
>>12995647
To be fair i had hot sauce way past the expiration date and it was fine. Just doesnt seem like something youd collect.

>> No.12995705

>>12983474
HUH..!?

>> No.12996330

>>12995647
jfc

>> No.12996454

This thread is fucking gold.

>> No.12996496

>>12996454
Agreed. /ck/ is the funniest board, hands down.

>> No.12996542

The hola trinity:
Cholula
Tapatio
Cock Sauce

>> No.12996565
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>>12996542
>Cock Sauce

>> No.12996738

>>12988214
based

>> No.12996790

>>12987620
ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside

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>>12995682
>filename

>> No.12997332

>>12990540
this

>> No.12997562

>>12997332
you want some sauce fuccboi?

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>>12997562

>> No.12998534

>>12983266
that was the right thing to do.

>> No.12998538

>>12983252
>Implying anyone here gets women to show up at their apartment in the first place
Nope.

>> No.12998805

>>12988189
they can't have milk, they're probably a vegan somehow.

>> No.12999124

>>12983533
based and boompilled

>> No.12999127

>>12983261
lmao mom on suicide watch.

>> No.12999153

>>12989558
> I n s e c u r i t y

>> No.12999228

No I eat my hotsauces

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>>12999228

>> No.12999460

>>12984923
yeah, i hate that shit. it is fine if it is related in a way, but just posting "vagina lol xD" image when it has nothing to do with that is really insufferable

>> No.12999514

>>12999460
If it was some 3D slag you'd be drooling all over it, no doubt.

>> No.12999560

>>12999514
I fear for the future when a normal heterosexual reaction is scorned.

>> No.12999571

>>12999560
oh, so you're just a hypocrite

>> No.12999605

>>12999571
I'm sorry but homosexuality doesn't lead to procreation.

>> No.12999636

>>12999605
who would want to procreate? lol
I don't even know where you're getting this gay thing from anyways

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>>12984923
cuck

>> No.12999705

>>12999636
>heterosexuality? get that gay shit out of here
To zoomers heterosexuality is the new homosexuality.

>> No.13001192

>>12999705
true

>> No.13001365

Chilli sauce is literally the easiest brewed thing to make
How and why the fuck does this dumb (cooking) board not make their own if they like it so much?

>> No.13001383

Is that hot sauce in your cargo pokets? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6023crXgIQ

>> No.13001610

>>13001383
lol

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>>12983280
> complains about the backpack
> not the long sleeved button-down dress shirt with shorts and Chucks with no socks…

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>>12983280

>> No.13001832

>>13001797
back to /fa/ggot, normalfag

>> No.13001854

>>12983267
If you get more than 2 hotsauces of the "same" style then you're soyboy material.
Tabasco and Valentina are different enough

>> No.13001873

>>13001797
what are those shoes on the bottom left?

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>>12995207

You make stew or chili? A spoonful can give it a unique flavor spicy flavor to it that done right gives it a good kind of heat

Also what is with the stigma of hot sauces on ck?

>> No.13001895

>>13001883
it’s not just /ck/

>> No.13001907

>>13001797
Someone post the /fa/ meet up to btfo this guy.

>> No.13001909

>>13001895
yeah it is lol

it's probably because a couple years ago certain brands reached "posting it is the joke itself" status

>> No.13001933

>>13001895
yes it is

>> No.13001937

>>12985708
not true

>> No.13001945

>>12995207
>I have a collection of actual spices and herbs.
bet its a spice rack you never touch

>> No.13001948

>>12990476
why would a kid carry a backpack to a doctors office unless it was a school day?

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13001985

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot
That you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
That bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions.
Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask for it by name.

>> No.13002255

>>13001883
It's autistic bullshit from amerilards who think ketchup is too spicy.

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>It's autistic bullshit from amerilards who think ketchup is too spicy.

>> No.13002433

>>13002339
>dumb as fuck redditor can't even quote
you need to go back brainlet

>> No.13002451

>>13002433
New here, huh?

>> No.13003096

>>12999460
haha CUNNY!
no cunny for u...
more cunny me!
CUNNY haha!

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>>13002451

>> No.13003574

>>13001948
Parents frequently schedule doctor's appointments at the end of the school day.

>> No.13003621

>>13003496
yup, newfag poser.