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is jollibee just a meme or is it as good as they say it is?

>> No.12981221

Most people agree it’s shit

>> No.12981222
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>>12981214

>> No.12981225

It's so shit people are going there ironically

>> No.12981532

>>12981214
I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>> No.12981553

>>12981532
Well too bad you’re getting a male and he’s going to stab you in the kidney with a spermatophore made of a yum w/ cheese that will disperse its white sauce into your blood stream where it will circle around until it impregnates your asshole unless you die from the wound signaling your genetic unviability.

>> No.12981631

the chicken is not bad, I think its good but I'm a leaf with very limited access to the different kinds of fried chicken joints that americans have.

>> No.12981650

>>12981532
Used to

>> No.12981796

>>12981214
>pic

imma make that a car sticker for myself. tnx OP

>> No.12981836

>>12981214
Corporate logos are basically forced memes, so I'm inclined to say it's the former.

>> No.12981856

>>12981214
tried it recently
>sonic tier burger
>reheated walmart deli tier chicken
>hot do went into trash after one bite
>sketti was too sweet. not a fan
>scared to try the mushroom stek thing
i am disappoint

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>>12981221
>>12981225
>>12981836
>>12981856
Cope

>> No.12981974

>>12981214
i think its delicious but ive only ever went once. it's my second favorite chain

>> No.12983003

>>12981214
I've had their pineapple burger thing, I thought it was pretty good. Haven't tried any other since their restaurants aren't anywhere near me.

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>>12981214
Why would anyone buy pagpag?

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>>12981214
Jollibee
Jollibee

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>>12981214
Pro tip: Pigs belong on the skillet, not in the Pacific. Eat pigs, not their food.

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>>12981856
>sketti
I know you're just memeing but you never actually had it faggot.

>> No.12984158

>>12981214
It's decent, kinda hard to shit on the only chicken place that gives you gravy dipping cups on top of your regular mashed potatoes and gravy.

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>>12984158
> Samefagging his own shill thread.

Japan missed a spot.

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>>12981214
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>>12984177
dubs fuck yeah!

pictured: Traditional Filipino dish

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>>12981222
>>12984177
Excellent gets, all round.

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>>12984168
Here's another one. This one is for the mods. Remember to sage and hide.

>> No.12984190

Place looks pretty good and i'd be willing to try it just because it's so weird.

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>>12984188
Enough is enough. You've had enough dubs.

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>>12984188
DUBS AGAIN!!!


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>>12984195
I have not had enough, sir.

>> No.12984286

>>12984168
wtf that's my brother

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>>12984286
The one getting fucked or the one doing the fucking?

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The janitors on /ck/ are taking kickbacks from Jollibee to ignore their shilling. Hiroshima Nagasaki is in the dark and must be told.