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12974938 No.12974938 [Reply] [Original]

>Could you please pull forward and wait over there for a bit?

What do?

>> No.12974942

>>12974938
come to the realization that ive been drugged and woke up at a drive-thru of the most subhuman resturant on planet earth and quick speed off, hitting a child on her bicycle

>> No.12974943
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12974943

>>12974938
Just fucking coom man

>> No.12974953

Usually when I refuse to pull forward, it is when they are asking me to go park even though nobody is behind me. They do this so their timers look good and meet the 30-seconds-per-car quota or whatever it is they have. Many of these places have timers mounted at the window so you can see how long your order is taking. When they do this, I tell them straight up "There is nobody behind me, I will wait right here." If they have the balls to tell me it's for their timer, I tell them they should stop talking and make the food faster, not cheat the system.

>> No.12974955

>>12974943
Oh yeah. Wait til she gets a load of my load.

>> No.12975003

>>12974938
Pull over and wait over there for a bit, why do people have such a hard time following directions?

>> No.12975018

>>12974953
Sure, buddy.

>> No.12975021

>>12974953
unexpectedly based and redpilled

>> No.12975026

>>12974938
Indeed, ma'am, I will most certainly pull forward; however, have you not forgotten to provide me with the food items that I have ordered and now paid for? I believe you have a duty to fulfill the unspoken contract that now exists between us, and I shall not budge until you have completed this duty.

>> No.12975092

>>12975026
bouge ton cul batard va.

>> No.12975114

>>12974938
H-huh? w-what *look behind me* why? :( ???
>*cars behind me start honking*
>*sheeboons chimping*
>*whites getting red and cursing*
>*spics talking louder*
>*asians staring at me with dead eyes*
>They all shout at me
I-am sorry *while i try to advance my car*
*gets shot*

I will just stay home...

>> No.12975127

>>12974938
What's the problem? Just pull forward and wait for them to serve you your fast food.

>> No.12975134

>>12975127
Many people choosing the drive thru driveway are opting for a safe, enclosed space. All of a sudden they find themselves being required to drive out into the big, spacious carpark and be ready to open a window when the order arrives. It is very daunting for many of the types of people who spend time on the 4channel website.

>> No.12975141

>>12975127
>>12975134
Were your forefathers asked to pull forward when they order their food???

>> No.12975166

Anyone else park up and walk in to order take away fast food?
I like to flirt with the ugly/fat girls they always have as cashiers.

>> No.12975170

>>12975166
I like to do this because when I walk in and see the types of people who enjoy fast food, I am often inspired to improve myself and walk out without making an order.

>> No.12975194

This never used to happen, but over the past year or two it feels like it happens about 25% of the time in drive thrus. On Tuesday I went to McDonalds around lunch time and I had to pull into one the assigned waiting spots and sit for about five minutes just for a McChicken, just a sandwich, I didn't get fries or a drink or anything.

>> No.12975197

>>12975194
Fries and drink take no time at all. They are constantly making fries because they go out with most orders, and the soda is just a push of a button.

>> No.12975203

>>12975197
Why are you telling me this?

>> No.12975205

>>12974953
Sounds like a huge case of unwarranted self importance. These people make shit wages, and if I were in their shoes, I'd be doing my absolute goddamn best to keep it together and not tell the costumer to fuck off if they pulled that shit.
Fortunately, I make enough money that a small delay in my day doesn't inconvenience me to the point of being rude to someone that has the power to hawk a fat loogie in my food. If asked to pull off and wait, I'd say "Thanks, brah. Have a good one!" Not out of fear of them tainting the food, because god knows I've ingested much worse, but because fuck being a pissy asshole.

>> No.12975211

>>12975194
>people starving in Africa
>war in the Middle East
>LGBTQ+ people being openly attacked
>black people still being discriminated against
Kind of puts your 5 minute wait for junk food into perspective doesn’t it, you over-privileged selfish prick?

>> No.12975213

>>12974953
You've swallowed so much spit lol

>> No.12975216

>>12975203
Because the item you ordered was the most time consuming component of a meal, so there's no reason to specify you didn't order sides.

>> No.12975217

>>12975211
I know this is bait, especially the last two lines of greentext, but I was just commenting on a trend I've noticed. I wasn't seething about it, I just turned up my music in the car a bit and waited until the cute girl came out with my bag.

>> No.12975223

>>12975211
If black people are the only race in existence who stand up on the front counter because they didn't get mustard in their burger then yes, people are going to not like them by common sense.

>> No.12975225

>>12975211
My ancestors worked hard for this. They built the nation I live in today. Seven of them fought in wars and five of those were killed in them. Over-prvileged? No. Nothing but an expectation of due credit.

>> No.12975226

>>12975216
I figured that this is what you meant, but it still seems pointless for you to respond with this. I'm fully aware that the fries/drink would take no time, but I just mentioned the lack of them to make it clear how simplified the order was and to remove variables that could've held up the process (a spilled drink, randomly being out of a container for the fries, etc.)

>> No.12975228

>>12975021
>>12975205
>>12975213
That would be implying he actually has the balls to do the shit he claims.

>> No.12975230

>>12975226
>but I just mentioned the lack of them to make it clear how simplified the order was and to remove variables that could've held up the process (a spilled drink, randomly being out of a container for the fries, etc.)
Dude, you might have the autism.

>> No.12975233

>>12975230
You might as well just reply with "Have sex" at this point if you want to argue nonsensically. Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.

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12975236

>>12975211

>> No.12975242

>>12974938
pull over because I probably ordered 600 chicken mcnuggets and deserve to wait like the fat lard ass I am
t. OP

>> No.12975243

>>12975233
You're right, you really are in dire need of sexual relief. I want to help. I can't give you the real thing, but I look a bit like a girl if I put on enough makeup and am told I'm pretty good at blowjobs.

>> No.12975260

>>12975225
Your ancestors worked hard to expedite your desire for junk food?
What a noble notion!

>> No.12975262

>>12975228
Fair enough. I seriously doubt any of the edgy shit people claim on this site is spouted by the sort of person with the balls to try it in real life. More power to him if he lacks self awareness to the point that he would bitch about it to their face, because he'd also lack the sense that they're probably rubbing their dick on his order. He gets his processed fatty foods, the employees get to laugh about the stupid fat fuck that is eating dick cheese. Everyone wins.

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12975264

Why hasn’t the drive through been totally automated yet?

>> No.12975307
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12975307

>>12975225
>muh great granpappy shot all those injuns so that I could eat mcnuggets

>> No.12975311

>>12975264
I don't think we'll ever see total automation cause you need at least one skintube to keep watch in case something fails

>> No.12975314

>>12975225
This might be the gayest post I've ever seen.

>> No.12975323

>>12975307
*abbo’s

>> No.12975327

>>12975311
Engineering theory shows that more than two points of redundancy only increases the chance of failure. So the skintube can stay home and another sensor on a different phase can monitor the primary system.

>> No.12975330

>>12974953
Enjoy ur boogers n cum m8

>> No.12975333
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12975333

>>12975194
Junk food plays a big part in your life doesn’t it, anon?

>> No.12975336

>>12975333
Nope. I really don't know why you and the other anon seem pissy about that post.

>> No.12975340

>>12974938
I fell in love with the McDonalds girl, she had a smile of innocence so tender and warm.

>> No.12975341

>>12975336
How dare you?

>> No.12975345

>>12975264
I use these kiosks out of necessity. My local McDs initiated some community outreach shit to up their image, so all their cashiers are fucking seniors or autistic people. I JUST WANT A MCCHICKEN WHY IT IS SUFFERING SO MUCH.

>> No.12975346

>>12974938
>pull forward
>see the teenage emoyees come out and give food to several other cars
>the fuck
>15 minutes later go inside and complain I didn't get my food
>get refund and free meal

>> No.12975428

>>12975311
Eventually the entire McDonald’s is going to be as simple as a coffee vending machine.

https://youtu.be/B3TBP4vj5xs

>> No.12975477

>pull closer
>notice she's not wearing a bra and has hard nips

nice

>> No.12975481

>>12975225
Thank you and yours for their service.

>> No.12975489

>>12975026
based

>> No.12975492

>go to chick fil a drive thru
>qt hand delivers your meal to your car before you even get to the window

what is this black magic witchery?

>> No.12975498

Fuck it and just drive off, lol. Fuck them.

>> No.12975582

>>12974938
shoot myself in the face

>> No.12975631

>>12975477
>notice that she's a he

>> No.12975639

>>12975114
>spics talking louder
Imposible.

>> No.12975640

>>12974953
u sound insufferable

>> No.12975645

>>12975340
i did this too

>> No.12975652

>>12974938
I made a recent discovery about the McDonald's app. The store doesn't even GET THE ORDER until you're IN THE PARKING SPACE. It's based on location services. I had the location services disabled on my phone and then had a back-and-forth with the chucklefucks at the register who said the order didn't even exist, even after scanning the unique gibberish code my phone told me to show them. It wasn't in their order queue, and they couldn't pull it up, because it was never sent.

tl;dr The app is fucking pointless. The don't make your food in advance like they imply. They're just trying to force their logo onto your phone and further cut down their drive-thru times.

>> No.12975653

I had to do this when I ordered my Impoppy Whoppy yesterday. Worth the wait but kind of weird

>> No.12975661

>>12974942
Mcdonalds is pretty good as far as fast food goes. Among the healthier options since they’ve had to focus so hard on balancing their meals. You see classier people at mcdonalds than any other fast food place because even nouveau riche come back. They’re like the white people of fast food, they get the most hate because they’re the best.

>> No.12975850

>>12975652
>order a meal through the app
>leave the phone @ my place and go drive to mc dicks
>order isnt event sent coz some dumbfuck didnt think this through
Great app youve got there

>> No.12975861

>>12975850
You’re the one that fucked up pal

>> No.12975876

>>12975661
But that’s fucking wrong, McDonald’s is constantly overrun by poorfag trailertrash of all races and their hamburgers taste like microwaved tire treads. Their fries are always soggy and have no texture, but are coated completely in salt so your fat fucking face will eat it anyway.

>> No.12975969

>>12975861
First thing you do while creating a mobile app is making sure its dumb fuck proof, so you write down possible scenarios of how can someone fail doing something in your app. Even if you forget something then you just launch tests. Someone who has as deep pockets as McD shouldnt let such an obvious problem slip.

>> No.12975973

>>12975969
If you order from McDonald's you get what you deserve mouth breather.

>> No.12976708

>>12974953
Proceeds to get knocked out by a feral you know what from behind the counter.

>> No.12976727

>>12974953
The only time it’s ok to refuse to pull forward is in this scenario. If people are behind you(which there usually is at a McDonald’s) just pull forward and let the retard who only ordered an ice cream cone get their shit and wait on your 6 burgers

>> No.12976729

>>12975311
>in case something fails
it's usually the fucking plebs serving me that fail, missing order items, incorrect change, etc...

>> No.12976735

>>12974953
Worked in fast food (but not McDonalds) and this is the correct answer. Our drive through guy would have like five parking spaces full at a time during dinner rush to get the line moving as quickly as possible. He actually got promoted for his times being so low despite that not being "acceptable" by the store rules. I forgot why he got fired.

>> No.12976736

>>12975652
Yeah the app literally says they don’t make it till you get there.
I use it solely because I don’t trust the subhumans working there to ring in my order right. If I do it myself the margin for error is smaller and now there’s 0 chance of them saying “but you ordered it like that”

>> No.12976754

>>12974938
drive away as fast as possible, clearly this bitch is trying to kill me and wants to put me in a vulnerable position

>> No.12976785

>>12975345
i was told to use one by an employee at the register and refused because this was like a year ago when the story came out that almost every one of these things is covered with fecal matter
so i said no thanks i don't want to touch it on account of the recent news, if you've heard
she was like yeah i know. and then she fucking walked over and touched it for me while i dictated the order to her, both of us knowing about the fecal matter
she didnt seem to care though but i didn't know if i felt pride or shame

>> No.12976808

>>12974938
pull forward, fill out survey, avoid for a few months while the crew rotates out and hope for more mexicans next time.

>> No.12976815

>>12976808
>hope for less Mexicans
FTFY

>> No.12976859

>>12974953
https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo

>> No.12976882

>>12976815
Mexicans work faster

>> No.12976890

>>12974953
baste

>> No.12976893
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12976893

>>12976882
Mexicans take months to finish a road spanning less than a quarter of a mile

>> No.12976895

>>12975307
Wish I could convey how hard I laughed.

>> No.12976907

>>12975973
Fair enough but that guy does have a point. Very badly tested app.

>> No.12976909

"Sure"

>> No.12976913

>>12976893
Mexicans erect a house in like a day for pennies, while white people take about 3 years with compensation and paid weekends and shit

>> No.12976936

>>12974938
"Chris Handsome! I swear, I was just trying to SAVE those burgers!"

>> No.12976962

>>12974953
now you're gonna wait another 5 minutes and get your food fucked wit white boy

>> No.12976973

>>12976913
Building houses takes time and quality work
>Mexicans build houses in a day
And then fall apart the next day and get repaired by people that actually know what they’re doing. You don’t genuinely think the strongest and richest country in the world needed crappy Mexican labor to get where they are now right? Why is Mexico’s infrastructure so garbage if these “hard working” Mexicans are the ones building everything?

>> No.12976982

>>12974938
Okay. But just know that every second that passes is now affecting your tip.

>> No.12976992

>>12976973
Corrupt government, which surprise surprise is also the biggest problem in the USA right now. Not immigrants, not climate change, not Jews, not HFCS, not even gun control. The problem is the government is bought and paid for by the likes of Donald J. Trump. All else is either side issues or distractions put up by corporations to throw you off how badly they’re fucking everybody else.

>> No.12977002

>>12976992
>the government is corrupt because Donald Blumpf!!!!
>but the Mexican government is corrupt because.....NOT MEXICANS THEYRE HARD WORKING I SWEAR!
Jeez imagine blaming Cheeto man for a corrupt government that’s been actively trying to remove him for three years

>> No.12977010

>>12977002
It’s hilarious how defensive they’re being for joe biden, bet we’ll see some interesting stuff come out about him.

>> No.12977030

>>12977010
I’m just worried that when it comes time to prosecute Biden for his crimes, the liberals will claim the evidence was gathered illegally and thus unusable. At least it will ensure Trump is reelected.

>> No.12977039
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12977039

>>12975264
>tfw nobody uses the kiosks at your local McDs.

>> No.12977042

>>12977030
>time to prosecute x for crimes
We have evidence to lock up half of DC, it’ll never happen. It would require them to prosecute themselves and we both know left and right are only bipartisan in protecting themselves from the ovens they belong in

>> No.12977058

>>12977002
Governments have been corrupt because of people LIKE him who have been fucking over the people since time immemorial. Trump’s own crimes are simply the latest and most egregious in recent memory. He’ll pay for them in time, and so will all the others when the people finally realize the artificial divisions placed between us are just illusions created to keep is firmly under their boots. Sic semper tyrannis.

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>>12975340
>>12975645
Same here. One time I thanked her for the hard work she does, telling her I know McDs employees only hear feedback from customers when it's negative. She seemed to appreciate that......but that was also the last time I saw her. Did I cross a line?

>> No.12977070

>>12977058
>source your ass
>”we’ll impeach him any day now I swear!”
SEETHING

>> No.12977072

>>12977070
Wake the fuck up.

>> No.12977083

>>12977010
The fuck, Joe Biden is corrupt too. All politicians are paid for and bought by corporations. Trump, Hillary, Biden, Obama, Bush, Reagan. All corrupt and paid for.

>> No.12977084

>>12974953
T. Drive through worker

>> No.12977086

>>12977072
You first.
Trump is just your scapegoat, because you’re a blind sheep who thinks he’s woke for bleating the same nonsense his local news station programmed into his head

>> No.12977088

>>12977083
Your reading comprehension is awful. Must be some fabled “Mexican intellectual” I keep hearing about.

>> No.12977096

>>12977086
>>12977088
>$0.50 has been deposited into your account.

>> No.12977100

>>12977088
You're saying "they're defensive about Joe Biden" as if I support Joe Biden. I'm letting you know that no, I don't. It's in these corporations best interest to have us fighting at our throats like this. If they have us binded by a two party system we'll be too busy fighting at each other throwing around insults like orange man bad or racist to notice them tightening the leash on us. The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. There's not enough jobs and soon there won't be any jobs once automation takes over. That's what these corporations want. They want less workers, more profit. We have to stop fighting each other and fight them.

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12977101

>>12977096
>shit I’m losing an argument
>oh I know I’ll call him a shill
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>> No.12977114

>>12977100
Yet again you’ve failed to understand what his original post was saying
Let me spell it out for you
He said it’s amazing how defensive they get about Biden, implying he knows how corrupt he is, and then you in all your intellectual retardation, blurted out “hurr Biden is corrupt too!” As if nobody here already knew that
>muh it’s da corporations that are evil
>it’s da rich people
You’re so close to the beginning of a redpill it’s infuriating watching you attempt to preach at us with your pseudo intellectualism. Go lurk some more

>> No.12977116

>>12976893
>>12976913
>>12976973
>>12976992
>>12977002
>>12977010
>>12977030
>>12977042
>>12977058
>>12977070
>>12977072
>>12977083
>>12977086
>>12977088
>>12977096
>>12977100
>>12977101
FOOD AND COOKING

>> No.12977119

>>12977116
And QT McGrills, can't forget them fren.

>> No.12977124

>>12977114
You haven't really addressed anything I said. Just the Joe Biden bit, which whatever sure.

>> No.12977126
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12977126

>>12977116
>ha fuck white people amiright
>actually fuck nonwhites
>OMFG OFFTOPIC MODS JANNIES ANYBODY!!

>> No.12977129

>>12977101
>spouts memes in response to actual arguments
>gradually wears down the patience of various anons who receive no response that isn’t a meme
>eventually one of them replies with a meme because that’s all they’ll get out of you anyway
>Thus you brought one anon down to your level of stupidity
>”HA YOU DON’T HAVE ANY ARGUMENTS JUST MEMES I WIN!”
I weep for modern education.

>> No.12977131

>>12977126
Keep politics where it belongs, which is /tv/

>> No.12977134

>>12977124
Probably because nothing you’ve said is either insightful, enlightening, or new information for anybody with an IQ above room temperature

>> No.12977140

>>12977129
We're doomed

>> No.12977150

>>12977129
>spouts memes in response to actual arguments
Is this a meme? There hasn’t been a genuine argument in this thread
Just baseless assumptions and retards slinging “SHILL, IMPEACH DONALD BLUMPF”

>> No.12977159

Well this thread went to shit rather quickly.

>> No.12977166

>>12974938
sure. have a nice day.

>> No.12977169

>>12975264
I see your question and I'll raise you one better: Why hasn't the whole fast food industry been automated yet? Tell me of any individuals working at fast food chains long term who care about their job. About quality assurance. About making and serving good food.

You can't tell me about any, because their aren't any. Machines can do all of that. They can do it better, more efficiently, and without any chance of "mistakes" based upon petty grievances and small scale revenge fantasies of employees.

>> No.12977180

>>12977159
Yeah from the OP downward

>> No.12977191

>>12976785
She’s working minimum wage in a job that treats her worse than a criminal. She doesn’t give a shit about anything.

>> No.12977204

>>12977169
Wageslaves are cheaper and cost less than implementing automation systems. For now. Also the second this happens on a large scale half the US economy evaporates.

>> No.12977352

>>12975498
I've only ever had them ask to pull over after I've already paid them.

>> No.12977448

>>12974938
A fast food worker asked me to pull forward once, but I corrected her. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I corrected her, too.

>> No.12977569

in the fast food industry
pull cars forward because we are a slow as fuck restaurant that doesn't have 60% of the stuff ready at a moments notice

>> No.12977655

>>12974942
THAT WAS MY DAUGHTER!!!!!

thanks, she was going to report me for raping her I hope you reversed and ran her over again to be sure

>> No.12977662

>>12974938
Every time I did the food always took forever, 10 or 15 minutes of waiting.

Now I refuse every time and it takes like 2 minutes.

>> No.12977687

>>12974942
>>12977655
epic XD

>> No.12977701

>>12977687
Thanks! Subscribe For more!

>> No.12978318

>>12975211
>BLTs being eaten
Yeah, about 40% do, and I think it’s delicious.

>> No.12978345

>>12976992
You can’t be this stupid, can you?

>> No.12978350

>>12974953
enjoy spit

>> No.12978706

>>12975211
>you're not allowed to complain about something because other people have it worse
I guess only one person at a time is allowed to complain on the planet then?

>black people still being discriminated against
They used to be discriminated against because of their skin colour. Now they're discriminated against because of their actions.

>> No.12978726

>>12977655
based

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12979038

>>12974938
I hate when they do this shit, and when i do, i ALWAYS park at the 2nd reserved spot.
Inconvenience them for inconveniencing me.

ALWAYS park at spot #2

>> No.12979042

>>12974938
>y-you too
>drive home without waiting for my food

>> No.12979045

>>12978350
Why do you minimum wage burger flippers always think this is some kind of real threat that anyone takes seriously? Shit is just pathetic.

>> No.12979052

>>12975211
>people starving in Africa
Stop having children and grow your own food
>war in the Middle East
Gotta get Greater Israel goy
>LGBTQ+ people being openly attacked
Citation needed. Disagreeing with you shoving your nudity parades onto children doesn't mean you're being attacked. If anything we should be beating these degenerates like you fucks claim they are
>black people still being discriminated against
lol no. All of the US has grew up listening to MLK Jr. His dream came true, we're judging blacks on their character instead of their race, and unfortunately for him most of their characters don't reflect well on their race

>> No.12979069

>>12974938
Had someone order 60 dollars of food in front of me at taco bell (saw the screen before it changed) and those retards didn't ask him to pull over (took a long ass time). Meanwhile they ask me to pull over other times for less than a tenth of that.

>> No.12979164

>>12975243
Dilate

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>>12979042

>> No.12979649

>>12974953
>saying all this shit instead of driving an extra 10 feet for your 1 dollar hamburger

>> No.12979653

>>12975211
no not really.

>> No.12979773

>>12974938
>pull over
>they bring your food out literally 10 seconds later
what the fuck was the point of even asking me to pull over if the food was basically already done? never pulled over again since then.

>> No.12980469

>>12975003
>getting bossed around by low level wagies
Cucked and betapilled

>> No.12980486

>>12975211
>implying I care at all about any of those

>> No.12981694

>>12975225
this is beyond cringe

>> No.12982406
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>>12975264
Because of this.
Also touchscreens are cancer and inferior to physical buttons in every way beyond space efficiency. They don't belong anywhere other than a phone.

>> No.12982466

>>12974938
I pull forward

>> No.12982916

>>12974938
I don't know, can I?

>> No.12982926

>>12974953
lads, how do I guarantee a girl spits in my food?

>> No.12982931

>>12982406
looks like a genuine chimp

>> No.12983047

>>12975264
>sitting behind some illiterate nig-nog while he tries to figure this out for the first time
have you ever seen the madness that the self-checkout and freestyle machines cause? self-checkout has been around for better than a decade, and freestyle half that, and people still don't know how to operate them. every single time i go to wendy's there's some fucking boomer that is struggling to create a drink.

only sonic could handle this sort of asynchronous thing with it's drive-in lanes. they're clearly gearing up to do just that since they already have touch screens. it's just a matter of pushing out the next software update.

>> No.12983111

>>12982931
it's because he is

>> No.12983382

>>12975640
>u
You don't belong on this website, go back to browsing social media.

>> No.12983389

>>12974938

but you have my food in your hands along with my drink... why am I pulling forward and waiting over there for? Wait are you a boy or a girl?

>> No.12983434

This is Culvers policy and they are the best fast food chain. It is built into their drive through area. I found it wierd at first but I like it now.

>> No.12983509

>>12974938
I drive off and go somewhere else. They're stuck with wasted food, I go somewhere else that respects my business.

>> No.12983519

>>12975003
Hey man, I need your SSN right quick.

>> No.12983550

>>12976708
you're on 4chan its okay to say Nigger

>> No.12983589

>>12974938
>Could you please pull forward and wait over there for a bit?
No, I don't have time for that, give me my money back you fucking retard.

>> No.12983658

If I have to I do it, I just hate it because the waiting spot is on a hill, so I have to press the gas extra hard to reverse out. Since the boomers like to park in around this area, I almost hit a man because there's also wandering elderly around
McDonalds makes my stomach hurt 9 times out of 10 anyway, so I don't go there anymore. Only thing I really like are the fries anyway

>> No.12983661

>>12974938
sure, but Imma need some free fench fries to munch on while I wait

>> No.12983666

>>12983509

>be me
>be work at burger king
>dude orders food
>dude pays for food
>"just go ahead and pull up and we'll have those fresh fries ready for you"
>dude drives off
>hell yeah free lunch

you idiot

>> No.12983731

>>12983666
>be me
>have a real job so my time is actually valuable
>go for fast food because i'm in a hurry
>realize the incompetent minimum wage staff can't get me my food on time
>drive off and leave pocket change behind
>some hopeless retard gets a free meal out of it
i'm ok with this

>> No.12983745 [DELETED] 

>>12983666
I used my card and I'm charging it back, you dumb fuck. I just cost your company $35.

>> No.12983753

>>12983731

>be you
>spend ten bucks and drive off

what

>> No.12983754

>>12983666
I used my card and I'm charging it back, you dumb fuck. I just cost your company $35. You're also getting a 1-star review on Google. Then I'm going to sell off so much of your company's stock that they replace you with a computer.

>> No.12983755

>>12983745
Your bank is going to fuck your credit up for charging back on McDonald's lmao

>> No.12983763

>>12983755
>having no idea how FICO scores work
And this is why you work at Burger King, I take it?

>> No.12983767

>>12983753
i've never in my life spent that much on fast food. also, i wipe my ass with 10 dollars you poor fuck.

>> No.12983798

>>12983767

>money means nothing
>never spends over 10$ at fast food

i'm so confused

>> No.12983829

>>12983798
how fat are you that you are confused at someone spending less than $10 on fast food? i don't even know what you would order to be spending that kind of money. a burger and fries costs half that. do you order 2 of everything?

>> No.12983850

>>12983829

yeah i'm usually with friends when i go out to eat. we take turns buying each other food. you're not going alone are you?

>> No.12983868

>>12974953
I worked at Arby's as a teenager and we had nothing like this.

>> No.12983871

>>12983434
It makes sense at Culvers since every burger is cooked from scratch for every order. Same with the onion rings (probably why those are sooooooooo good).

>> No.12983885

>>12983868

a lot of places will have monitors that track this stuff. if a restaurants times aren't up to snuff someone gets in trouble

a lot of times it not the fault of the crew. like at burger king we'd have a really good day, we'd be kicking ass and getting shit done, then some dumbass comes through and takes 10 god damn minutes to order something or figure out how to use the app, then our times are screwed up for the rest of the day since it works on averages.

>> No.12983901

>>12983850
>go out to eat with friends
>at Burger King
This website is 18+

>> No.12983905

>>12983901

road trips my dude

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>>12974953
>>12975018
>>12975205
>>12975213
>>12975330
>>12975640
>>12976708
>>12976962
>>12977084
>>12978350
>>12979649
>t. seething McWagelets

>> No.12983969

>>12983850
>you're not going alone are you?
yes? i'm an adult. fast food is a compromise when i'm hungry but i don't have time to get real food. i'm not a teenager hitting the drive-through with my stoner buddies.

>> No.12983985

>>12983969
if you're really an adult then you can make time

>> No.12984021

>>12983985
why are you arguing so hard for me to pull over and wait in a parking lot for shitty fast food? i'm not going to do it. the money is immaterial. being an adult is figuring out how to utilize the finite amount of time you're allotted. i've made the decision that waiting even a second longer than i feel is necessary for fast food is not going to be a part of my life.

>> No.12984034

>>12984021
i'm not even sure anymore. although i am having a lot of fun watching you contradict yourself. if your time is so precious then prepare a meal the day before.

>> No.12984040

>>12974938
Do as you're told zoomer bitch, for fuck sakes.

>> No.12984047

>>12974955
Your load of soy?

>> No.12984054

>>12983905
>being an adult
>going on road trips
None of your friends have children to raise?

>> No.12984057

>>12975141
It's a shame that niether of your fore-fathers pulled out before they came.

>> No.12984073

>>12975211
Woah,
There's a SJW amongst us to tell us ALL how lucky we are!
Halle-fucking-lujah

>> No.12984076

>>12984034
i'm not contradicting myself. fast food when prepared expeditiously is acceptable. i can not account for every variable or situation in my life that may limit my time, or account for fast food workers not being able to perform their jobs. i also consider meal prep a waste of time, which is why i eat out to begin with. any other questions?

>> No.12984077

>>12984054
not yet, but fingers crossed

>> No.12984084

>>12975242
Hehe.
This
This, absolutely....

>> No.12984097

>>12975262
>Having to eat dick cheese.

I thought Americans prided themselves on showering twice a day and keeping them parts "clean and fresh"
The fuck has gone wrong?

>> No.12984109

>>12975307
>Posts a frog.
>Makes a stupid statement.

Ban all frog-posters on sight.
You arseholes are what is wrong with 4chan.

>> No.12984130

>>12984076
sure you are. you say you're an adult but you throw a tantrum when you wait for food. you could be meal prepping right now but here you are on 4chan getting suckered into a pointless argument. and i'm assuming that you get fast food on a routine basis as part of your work schedule and that you've been doing this for a while now. you need to start thinking about your future and start eating healthy, your body will thank you for it when you're 50.

>> No.12984142

>>12984021
>being an adult is figuring out how to utilize the finite amount of time you're allotted
>wastes time on 4chan
>incel

>> No.12984187

>>12984130
>>12984142
i love getting lectured by 4channers about how i'm wasting my time on 4chan. we all know why we're here and why we make time for it. don't play dumb.

>> No.12984210

>>12984187
that happens often i take it

>> No.12984265

>>12984210
it only seems to happen when i make fun of people for doing something stupid. "uhhh yea, but you're on 4chan, how do you explain that? if your only recourse is to attack a person for being on the same site you're using you might need to reevaluate your position.

>> No.12984274

>>12984265
when you wrestle with a pig you both get dirty, the difference is the pig likes it.

this has been fun but unless you're gonna tell me more about your expertise in the food industry i'm starting to lose interest. tell me, what do you for work.

>> No.12984315

>>12984274
i have nothing else to tell you. i said everything i needed to say here >>12984021 and whatever conclusion you draw from that i'm ok with. peace out

>> No.12984335

>>12983923
you're the one eating at McDonald's and throwing a hissy fit over driving a few yards my dude.

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The janitors on /ck/ are taking kickbacks from Jollibee to ignore their marketing. Hiroshima Nagasaki is in the dark and must be told.

>> No.12984374

>>12974953
Enjoy your penis food

>> No.12984381

>>12984097
They're all circumcised so they don't even have to wash their dick to begin with.

>> No.12984423

>>12974938
Last time this happened I just killed myself. I shouldn't have to deal with shit like that and now refuse to.

>> No.12984780

>>12983589
>Get your money back
>Have to go wait in line at another restaurant

>> No.12984791

>>12983382
u mad wh*teboi? suck my bbc lmao (after ur wife is done, ofc)

>> No.12984799

>>12975225
*claps*
Glad they died, legitimizing Israel was worth 5 of your pappies so that minorities could flood your country, overtake your population and expedite your fastfood LOL

>> No.12984802

>>12975003
people that eat at fast food restaurants tend to be low iq in the first place

>> No.12984817

Do people really actually go through the drive thru at McDonald's instead of ordering on the app then having the wagies bring it out to you?
Why would you choose to wait in a line and try to get some retard to understand what you're saying through the world's shittiest mics?

>> No.12984818

>>12984817
people are dumb

>> No.12984821

>>12974938
Don't make me get out of this motorised cart and slap you bitch