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What's the best kind of food to get for a first date?

>> No.12968368

>>12968358
Ice cream

>cheap
>walking in the park with cones is less pressure than a dinner date
>cheap

>> No.12968386

Something light/chill/trendy/fun. Don’t be a stiff who goes to roadhouse or Applebee’s or some shit. And if you do go to a place like that make it one of those fun trivia nights a lot of places do nowadays. Coffee date, premium sandwiches, custom pizzas, high-end fast food, ethnic (think Greek/Indian) all are good choices.

>> No.12968389 [DELETED] 

>>12968358
Test

>> No.12968393

>>12968358
>order a conspicuous amount of fruit and fruit juice
>when she asks why tho
>well they say it makes cum taste sweet as cantaloupe

>> No.12968394

>>12968393

Tinder shock lines don’t work in real life face to face unless you just met at a club and both half drunk

>> No.12968448

>>12968394
It's all in the delivery. I'm actually terrible at texting because it comes off weird when I can't add in my tonality and facial expressions. I get a pass for saying wild stuff because I have a baby face and a twinkle in my eye that almost winks when I tell jokes. I can't communicate for shit without my charisma modifiers.

>> No.12968470

>>12968368
this

something very light and not smelly or gassy. Ice cream is the perfect first date food

>> No.12968477

All you can eat bbq ribs

>> No.12968505

>>12968470

Icecream gives a large percent of people gas and the shits. They’re fags, but it’s true.

>> No.12968531

>>12968448
pics? I wish I had charisma modifiers...I only have attack and strength modifiers...and smell modifiers...and lazy modifiers...I'm basically a trog

>> No.12968537

>>12968505
So you’re saying it also tests the girl for weak genes at the same time?

>> No.12968583

>>12968358
Lunch date is best date. Dinner dates are kinda awkward, unless it's a second + date.

For one, it gives a bit of a anxiety since it's earlier in the day, which can easily work in your favor.
Two, more options for cheaper meals, and they are generally light.
Three it ensures good conversation, day light, less people, music, and less "I just wanna get home and into my PJs", because she's tired.

>> No.12968591

Faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot

>> No.12968672

>>12968358
Semen

>> No.12968679

>>12968393
That's not true. If you want your cum to taste sweet, you have to cut down or cut out carbs for at least a day, probably longer.

>> No.12968704

>>12968583
Excellent post, lunch dates=light, fun, and less intimate. The fact it's during the day also could make the date feel safer.

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>>12968583
>and less "I just wanna get home and into my PJs", because she's tired.
I'm not an expert in women, but I don't think women say that because they're tired lol.

>> No.12968737

Crab legs with extra garlic butter

>> No.12968748

>>12968358
Something light, doesn't make your breath stink, and is very clean/easy to eat. Probably something that isn't eaten with your hands, but if it is then make sure it's not greasy.
Remember, the focus is on the date and conversation, not the food, so don't necessarily pick something delicious if it's not gonna make for a good date environment.

>> No.12968749

>>12968358
Is that ivanka?

>> No.12968752

>>12968749
Your eyes are broken

>> No.12968755

>>12968724
You'd be surprised.

When I was in university I got into a house with five females who were all friends and I lived with them for fours years.

I saw it all dude. The most prominent thing I remember was how much they shit talked people, and how fast they tore off their makeup, bras, and put on comfy clothes.

>> No.12968758

>>12968358
I personally always do sushi. Sushi is "fun" and if the date goes south, hey at least we had sushi. I have been on 25+ first dates with sushi and been laid several times, I don't care if you believe me. Sushi keeps the hands busy and makes the conversation flow better.

>> No.12968767

>>12968755
Maybe because they weren't into their dates?

>> No.12968772

>>12968368
What if it's winter?

>> No.12968780
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>>12968758
It also demonstrates to the woman that you don't care about her vag smelling like raw fish and that you're willing to spend a lot of money on her.

Trust me, I get laid a lot!

>> No.12968786

>>12968767
Yes dates ...

no this was everyday happenings.

>> No.12968790

>>12968758
It's also impossible to eat sushi with bad table manners

>> No.12968791

>>12968358
- spaghetti
- beans
- the fish

>> No.12968795

>>12968767
Nah that's just what women do. I've seen women in the college cafeteria immediately start to talk shit about a girl who just got up from their table to get everyone a bread basket

>> No.12968932

>>12968795
I'm talking about the part where she goes home instead of with the guy. Jesus, guy are you a homosexual by any chance or just a low test beta?

>> No.12968938

>>12968358
crab legs at the movie theater. Eat and watch at the same time.

>> No.12968939

>>12968932
I guess the exact opposite since no girl I dated ever walked out on me like that.

>> No.12968950

>>12968939
a girl won't walk out on a free meal unless you're being a complete dipshit. that wasn't the original point. i doubt you've ever even been on a date buckaroo.

>> No.12968971

>>12968795
i think you are just describing most people, but i'm sure there are some really stuck up cunts

>> No.12969023

>>12968950
I can just visualize the number of tatoos you're slathered with. Post clit ring, you roastie millennial.

>> No.12969034

>>12969023
zero tattoos, no piercings currently, still got all my hair. What's your point, soy boy?

>> No.12969128

>>12968393
Imagine wanting girls not to be disgusted and wretching when you coom in their mouth

>> No.12969146

>>12969128
Honestly the most fulfilling sex I have had in my life was when the girl seemed either indifferent or worse

Girls getting aroused is disgusting to me, the ultimate turnoff. Girl orgasms are gross and “sexy” vocalizing is irritating at best if not depressing

>> No.12969156

>>12969146
I want a girl who thinks sex is gross and only does it to please me

>> No.12969159

>>12969034
oh my god you're the person spamming your cereal ice cream self help bullshit

>> No.12969160

>>12968368
What if you don’t eat sugary garbage?

>> No.12969171

>>12969156
At least I’m not alone. You can’t say this kind of shit to normies or they go crazy and call you jeffrey dahmer

>> No.12969185

>>12969159
What kind of mental illness do you have? What are you even talking about?

>> No.12969190

>>12968537
Or if a brapgf is your thing, you suddenly have one

>> No.12969193

>>12968358
Buffet, bitches love buffet

>> No.12969228

>>12968724
Even with people I like, sometimes I have trouble keeping up with conversation/staying focused on dinner dates. But I get up at 4am and I'm in bed at 8 or 9pm usually.

>> No.12970268

>>12968358
a lot of service departments at car dealerships have free snacks, or at least free drinks.

>> No.12970302

>>12968358
roofies

>> No.12970359

>>12968749
OP's girl is a gorillion times prettier than that brown eyed kike goblina with fake nose and tits

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>>12968358

>> No.12971118

>>12969146
>Girl orgasms are gross
you're clearly describing porn and have never experienced a real girls orgasm when it clamps down and tries to rip you dick off

>> No.12971152
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>>12970268
this is so fucking based i can't even fathom!!! free food and she sees a bunch on new expensive shiny things which throws off her instincts about the cheap food

>> No.12971160

>>12968772
hotdog

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>>12970359
is that marzipan?

>> No.12971235

>>12968358
Why the fuck is that spoon and fork so big?!

>> No.12971256

>>12968531
Based trog roll

>> No.12971272

>>12970359
Ivanka is fucking gorgeous you leftist piece of shit

>> No.12971305

>>12969146
The orgasms are pretty great when you're inside and the subdued convulsing and stuff is cute but I agree with you on the fake-sounding self-congratulatory vocalizing and shit. My wife and I are both pretty much silent while we go at it and it's great. I'm sure it's not fake for some people and plenty of folks seem to like it but if you're familiar with someone you shouldn't need all the noise to know you're enjoying what's going down.

>> No.12971352

>>12968358
Mcdonalds of course

>> No.12971353

>>12968358
Ice cream is a great informal way to get food, but a brunch or casual lunch can also be good. If you must get dinner on a first date I recommend sushi.

>> No.12971373

>>12971235
shes just small

>> No.12971377

>>12971305
well put anon

>> No.12971384

>>12968505
most ice cream parlors have some form of dairy free option considering sorbet or popsicles
>>12968358
ice cream or coffee/tea are both good options both are cheap and not too filling

>> No.12971682

>>12968358
big hands tho

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>>12971272
>Ivanka is fucking gorgeous you leftist piece of shit

>> No.12972695

ghb, stick a pine cone up her pussy behind a dumpster for desert

>> No.12972763

>>12968477
Either this or maybe pulled pork sandwiches with lots of Italian long hot roasted in garlic. Hot wings are always a winner. The idea is to assert dominance by wolfing down as much greasy messy food as possible in a short amount of time. This shows alpha mentality, see furious Pete for example. Make sure to belch a couple times as well.

Chad devour > virgin partaking

>> No.12972778

>>12971160
i always give her the ol hotdog on a first date regardless of season

>> No.12972855

>>12971118
Girl orgasms arent real. If they were, surely I would have witnessed one

>> No.12972922
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12972922

Steak well done for me, dick for her.

>> No.12972925

Elephant garlic roasted and smeared over toast. Delicious farts.

>> No.12974759

Women where I live become little girls when they smell bbq, but it too much for a first date.
I will buy her nothing, I must make it clear that we arent living in a movie.
First date we will fast and pray together.