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cook with lard, you fuck

>> No.12941197

I need to get a liposuction machine so I can have a circulating system of cooking fat.

>> No.12941816

Can I just go get the cheapest lard at Walmart or do I need the free range, grass fed, clarified lard from French pigs fed French wine and massaged daily?

>> No.12941819

US pork lard is very toxic (pigs fed on pesticide ridden corn/soy), bad idea.

>> No.12941867

>>12941197
would this work bros

>> No.12941871

>>12941867
yes, try it at home

>> No.12941875
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>>12941193
>pork fat
>3lbs for $1

mmmm, pork fat...

>> No.12941885

>>12941193
Cook with crisco

Wait does crisco still exist

>> No.12941890

>>12941816
I prefer the stuff you can get at the farmer's markets. It is a bit fresher, but any lard will do as long as it hasn't gone off.

>> No.12942138

>>12941193
I use rendered bacon fat. Is that close enough?

>> No.12942827

I used to but then I started getting chest pains, so I stopped and the pain went away. I want to use it because its supposed to be better than short chain fats like vegetable oil.

>> No.12942832

>>12941193
Anyone who cooks with ONE kind of fat and ONE kind of fat only can be safely dismissed as a cooklet or worse

You sound like the kind of neckbeard who uses a cast iron pan for everything

>> No.12942836

>>12941193
i would but its not halal.

the prophet (praise be upon him) forbids the eating of pork (haram).

>> No.12942845

>>12941193
i can only find hydrogenated lard and i don't know if that's good or bad so i just use butter :(

>> No.12942853

>>12942836
prophet muhammad is a homosexual pedophile

>> No.12942857

>>12942836
The prophet forbids nothing. Only Allah can forbid.
Work on your Islamic theology, dipshit.

>> No.12942869

>>12941193
>>12941193
cook with lard
die from a shit heart
while scootering to walmart

>> No.12942871

>>12942832
Whats wrong with cast iron ? Nothing.
I swear this place gets worse every time I come here.

>> No.12942881

>>12941885
Yes it does

>> No.12942891

>>12942871
We have technology for a reason. Everything is wrong with cast iron.

>> No.12942893

Lardy boys report in.

>> No.12942898

>>12942891
There's absolutely nothing wrong with cast iron, I use it almost exclusively for everything in my kitchen, I am 6'2, have 10% bodyfat and never get sick. Sure you can be fancy and buy a pressure cooker and then spice up your protein but you don't need to use heavy fats or deep fry anything to make healthy and lean meals for your daily meals with just a cast iron. Stop fear mongering with your hipster livestrong articles and maybe realize that some things aren't the way you think you are.

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>>12942898

>> No.12942913

>>12942871
>>12942898
Found one

>> No.12942918

>>12942902
yeah I bet you look lean and healthy on your hipster /ck/ memes, this place is absolute dogshit because of these retarded circlejerks even for 4chan

>> No.12942923

>>12942913
whatever.
another reason not to come back here
there is -nothing- wrong with cast iron, and never will be, but there will always be something wrong when -you're a retard- that is clueless, like you guys

>> No.12942931

>>12942891
>(((technology)))
Good goy!

>> No.12942970

>>12942923
Clean your room

>> No.12942991

>>12942881
It still exists, but its a shadow of its former self that some of us remember.
Its been reformulated, like most solid fat products, to be free of trans-fats and in the process its lost a lot of the qualities that made it desirable in the first place.

>> No.12942994

>>12941193
i already do. fuck all that refined oil shit including muh healthy olive oil.

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>>12942923
dude hes baiting you so hard

>> No.12943005

>>12942923
Ok whatever ragefag. Take your precious CAHST IYUN and fuck off then.

>> No.12943039

>>12941193
I already do. It's way cheaper than butter, peanut, or vegetable oil.

>> No.12943089

>>12942931
>he said posting from his computer or cell phone

>> No.12943094

>>12941193
Butter tastes, and smells, better.

>> No.12943100

>>12941816
Walmart lard has weird additives in it that I don’t trust. Try online you can usually find pure lard in bulk for not too bad of a price, and it stays good for months at room temperature, and years in the freezer

>> No.12943101

>>12942893
I'm a lady boy, does that count?

>> No.12943104

>>12942832
>not using clarified butter for literally everything

>> No.12943114

>>12942991
Just use coconut oil instead. It has basically all the same properties that made crisco desirable (solid but creamy at room temp, plant based, fairly cheap, and mostly saturated fat) but is a totally natural product

>> No.12943243

>>12943101
If you're a supporter of lard.

>> No.12943266

>>12941816
buy it off amazon,beef lard, it's fairly cheap for a giant tub of organic/natural yada yada bullshit.

>> No.12943285

>>12943114
Sometimes chemistry is amazing, you just cant substitute and call it equivalent.
Trans-fats will eventually kill you when you reach your 70s, but god damn they taste good beyond what plant fats and even animal grease can achieve.
We have lost a gem forever.

>> No.12943287

>>12943266
>beef lard
Tallow

moron

>> No.12943292

>>12943287
>that guy that corrects people even though it's irrelevant

cringe

>> No.12943301

>>12943292
Lard is specifically pork. More specifically, lard is rendered and clarified fat from the abdomen of a pig.

>> No.12943309

>>12942836
>taking dietary advice from a pediphilic, warmongering profligate

>> No.12943342

>>12942836
Salami and bacon my brother

>> No.12943350

>>12941819
No evidence that it does any harm at all.

>> No.12943357

>>12942891
There's nothing wrong iwth cast iron.

>> No.12943485

>>12943301
So bacon grease.

>> No.12943490

>>12943485
Yes more or less.

>> No.12943504

>>12942902
No, seriously, when the fuck did this board start holding shit against cast iron and for what fucking reason again? Every time, ever since I started browsing this board, there is always someone bringing up an issue with cast iron. What the fuck is weong with cast iron? It's just like enameled, stainless and titanium, a fucking type of utensil. It's not teflon or aluminum

>> No.12943509

>>12943104
Hi pajeet

>> No.12943792

>>12943504
The problem is the fanbase. Kind of like sriracha. Zoomies use it as a substitute for having a personality.

>> No.12943796

>>12943005
go inhale some teflon flakes

>> No.12943818

>>12943504
Because this board is full of retards now. They bought one and cooked eggs in it dry then blamed the pan when they stuck.

>> No.12943943

It's pretty difficult to get lard in San Francisco but it's the best lubricant for when my husband fists my asshole

>> No.12944088

>>12943943
Yikes

>> No.12945172

>>12941193
i like beef tallow

>> No.12945212

>>12943943
Most suck being around all those "legally-involved" persons and afraid to buy lubricant because people might think you're using it to support a city-recognized domestic terrorist organization.

>> No.12945453

>>12943943
roflol, Based as fuck

>> No.12946032

Tortillas made with lard are the best shit

>> No.12946267

>>12941885
crisco is literally poison.

>> No.12946275

>>12942853
>homosexual
Source on Aisha being a boy?